whats a good fleshlight?

>>727856689
>A woman

>>727856689
One's that aren't shaped like dog vaginas.

>>727856689
hunters moon has really fucking cool colours

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>>727856763
Those are the best kind fam.

>>727856853
its also glow in the dark

>>727856689
if you simply want quality and a textured inside order off baddragon yea they look like animal puss but yea know what you are putting your dick in it not your face go nutz get one from them enjoy ive had one for about 2 years

A flesh light based off a woman?

>>727857292
eww, thats like, creepy

>>727857497
Nice feet

Been thinking of getting one, getting a bad dragon dildo for my woman

>>727858263
get her a fleshlight, put in in her then fuck them both

>>727858263
pay attention to there size chart/soda can comparisons or you may get one that just wrecks it had a rommie she got the large of one type and the thing was like a fist at the tip

>>727858328
did she send it back?

>>727858385
once you try it its to late lol

Fleshlight? Why not try a jap meiko sex toy?

>>727858406
but unused returns they do accept like if you say oh there was a defect no thanks full refund just pop a small chunk out of like the base and then they will resale it on there adoptables side

Check out those Japanese onaholes, there are a few review pages out there so that you don't buy complete garbage. Feel great and don't wreck your bank as much as those silicone monsters.

The japanese vagina toys are superior to fleshlights. Try them.

Your welcome-
https://www.otonajp.com/meiki-no-saigen-marugoto-aika

Tenga Flip Hole

>>727858615
This one is over 600$ fuck off for that price

>>727858756
No try again.

>>727856689

you're mom's pussy

>>727859054
nah thats sub par

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>>727859054
>you are mom's pussy

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could always fuck the buny

>>727858328
Yeah I measured it up to be as close to my own size as I'm as big as she can handle

>>727859389
also try to avoid the ones with knots then they can get stuck if ya get it, and splurge for one with the cum tube it well keep it all moving with out having to stop.

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>>727856689
interior for hazel looks very unique

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>>727859883
I own a hazel it heavy as fuck but feels great

>>727860088
any rips?

I have a fleshlight but never use it. who the fuck wants a whole cleanup process right after they nut?
overrated/10

Is there any site i can buy animal shaped onaholes and its located in the EU?

>>727860207
Not yet i heard its a common problem

>>727860516
its a shame, consequence for the look i guess

Bad Dragon and Fleshlight are shit.
Get a proper Japanese onahole. Don't be a cheapskate either, expect to spend a decent amount of money to get quality.

>>727860654
if the japanese know one thing, its how to make men avoid reproducing

>>727860654
LOLing @ weebs

Even the expensive ones are shit.. These things are meant to break. They are meant to be used fir relatively short times, thrown away, then replaced with a new one.

>>727856689
any child below 3 y/o

>>727857497
THOSE FEET

>>727861214
If you think that Tenga products are indicative of the entire onahole market, then you are mistaken. Those are usually advised against.
Get a Tomax, they are built to last.

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>>727861034
anon ain't wrong

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Always wanted a flesh light but I'm afraid my dick is too small to invest in it. I'm 5.5 in long (14 cm tops)

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>>727859234
>you are mom is pussy

>>727858877

nice feet

Fleshlight sex in a can is my fuckhole of choice.
Its only 7" deep though so if you are a big boy it might not be the best choice.

>>727863537
This shit. It rips laterally on the interior too if you're bigger than the average girthwise.

>>727856689
doesn't matter they all get boring quick

>>727863603
Im bigger than avg girth but it didnt rip on me. Just under 7". I touch the end if i go all the way in, but still like it a lot.

Make some balistic gel and fuck the shit out of it

>>727863851
I've bought 2 to give it a serious chance but both ripped down the side either inside or at the entrance and they definitely weren't deep enough.
Only one of similar size that held out is O'Doyle's sex in a can though again thats not the best as i can't get all in.

Much as i hate to admit it an actual fleshlight, barring the butt insert, are the only ones that didn't break in some way i can go all in on. I've been told Bad Dragon makes some that feel better with similar dimensions and are actually tougher but i have yet to make that plunge.

>>727864460
Bad idea.
Only works if its COLD, like proper beer temp cold, and warm feels best but at that point the actual gel loses all elasticity and crumbles if tugged or pushed on.
Its why silicon is king.

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why not go all out?

>>727856718
FPBP

>>727857840
looks cheap AF

>>727856689
so, are these dragon fleshlights?

>>727856718
/thread

>>727865611
werewolf

>>727860512
Animal shelter. I mean they call it "The Pound" for a reason amiright?

>>727865611
>"""wearwolf"""

>>727856689
Just get the tightest one they have, what do they call it, stamina trainer? And get it with the asshole opening

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>>727865697

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>>727865685
>>727865746
oh, okay
thanks

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>>727865697

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anyone have any experience with primal hardwere, opinions welcome.

www.primalhardwere.com

>>727856689
Best fleshlight is a dildo up the pooper

>>727859389
You'd probably want to go with one of the small toys. I made the mistake of buy a medium size David the werewolf. Thing is roughly 2in shaft and 2.5in knot. I can take it now but damn it was hard at first.

>>727866093
New kid on the sex block. BD is quality guaranteed.

Tenga flip hole is the best. Easy 2 clean 2

>>727864615
BD's stuff is made of really strong silicone

>>727856938
Those are the fam kind fam.

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>>727858263

>>727858615
>https://www.otonajp.com/meiki-no-saigen-marugoto-aika
looks pretty cool, i checked on google and its like 36 euro.

I had a Fleshlight Stoya (Destroya) once, i mean it was pretty great but cleaning & drying was a mess + after a while i could probably throw it at the ceiling and it wouldn't fall down because the outside material got super sticky.
How's that one compare to the Fleshlight?
also, can anyone compare they recommended toys to a Fleshlight?
been thinking of buying one again, but the original ones are pretty pricey

>>727857188
Was this even English?

>>727868736
No periods or commas but yeah it checks out.
He's saying who gives a shit how it looks if it feels good. Its for pleasing your dick not your eyes.

>>727860207
I have a hazel. It ripped after my 3rd use, in the top right of the fold. Doesn't really affect performance, just not as hard to push in anymore. :(

>>727866093
Never tried it but there's a few vids like this out there, looks super stretchy and tight
https://twitter.com/PrimalHardwere/status/713560386230878209?s=09

Pretty sure they have a 2-hole female one now too

>>727869175
2/10

>>727866093
they make the inflatable knot dont they?

>>727870010
Yup: https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/inflatables

>>727870111
nice digits, they look alot softer than bd

>>727857098

so your shame can stare at you from across the room all night

>>727870302
Agreed. They look firmer than a FL but softer than BD for sure. I have one of their wearables, it's quality and texture seem similar to BD dildos, but that isn't saying much since they probably all source the same type of silicone.

>>727870322
>shame

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I have a Hazel that I got just to compare with the real thing.
It's OK, only used it a couple of times. It looks right, and it looks like the interior is shaped right by it doesn't feel the same.
I'll stick with real bitches and mares.

Question...

So do they make duck vagina fleshlights?

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>>727858877

That thing is like $650 im pretty sure. What the hell.

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>>727870626

>>727870590
My Natascha developed a small tear at the top, doesn't affect performance really.

>>727870626
Haven't seen many avians, actually. Untapped market, imo.

>>727870681
I'm curious because I figure some bestiality freak would like to fuck a corkscrew vagina.

>>727870590
Seconded. Nothing compairs to a bitch in heat

>>727870733
But that is a thing? I'd assume the bigger birds would be more popular.

>>727870010
they also make an inflatable knot gag

https://www.primalhardwere.com/product/GK

>>727870935
now thats just weird

>>727870935
>that bed bug

gimme

>>727870760
>corkscrew vagina
Fleshlight Vortex.
Its possible THE best feeling masturbator i've found and the only issue i have with it is sometimes its just plain too much.

>>727856718
a baby*... if they wouldn't scream so much! god damn.

>>727870733
I've heard that's a problem with them.
Also, Greetings.

>>727870958
ya nothing says weird sextoy shop like ovipositors

>>727858712
Feels great but they don't last. Snapped the plastic in mine after a couple years.

>>727871160
Is it simply corkscrewed or actually like a ducks vagina?

>>727858165
Boba fett

I can't afford fleshlight

ITT; Beta virgin faggits

>>727872143
wrong thred m8

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>>727871732
Like this.
>>727872178
>he doesn't have SO's who buy him presents for when he travels for work

>>727872178
Wow look at you
Sure got them

>>727868282
anymore like this?

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>>727872791

>>727856718
u gay

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>>727872791
anyone got some lizzy webms? i know she has quite a few BD videos, there's been quite a few threads on /gif/

>>727873419
isnt the cumlube bad to use vaginally

>>727873505
Yeah, totally safe for an asshole, but toxic for vaginal use. That's how lube works.

>>727873505
yeah it gets women pregnant

>>727873594
nah im pretty sure the stuff its made with like coats the inside and solidifies so it leads to infections and fungal growth

>>727873505
It can offset the PH balance a bit which is an issue as that makes their already high UTI rate higher but the same goes for literally any lube.
But, just like they eventually get used to new partners with enough plowing, enough frequent exposure eventually leads to baseline PH and UTI levels.

Theres also feminine hygiene products that can fix up the smell/taste issue till the area acclimatizes.

>>727873783
Yeah thats why you douche.
Just like you clean your asshole before and after otherwise theres a risk of this or that.

>>727873783
That's literally every single lubricant.

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>>727871167

>>727858165
Wtf kinda pussy is that supposed to be

>>727874321
Werewolf

>>727874321
dog I think. Go have a look when you see one at a park lol

>>727874367
im sure someone on this site has pictures

>>727874415
yeah true

>>727874907
HOH yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

LLLLLIIKK IT

Duke's butt

>>727874907

Thats most like to be jabba the hut asshole.

didnt know bd were into star wars

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>>727858987
>https://www.otonajp.com/meiki-no-saigen-marugoto-aika

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>>727874415
happy to oblige

the bad-dragon Hazel is a bit exaggerated but not that far off. A giant breed like a great dane can look like that when she's in full heat and has had a lot of sex so it puffs up.

And it feels amazing, almost like the real thing. Highly recommended!

>>727876329
anon doing his weird part in the world

>Meiki sisters virgin
Relatively cheap and feels great. Be warned that if you're longer than 7" you'll have to be a little more gentle since it doesn't have that long of a tube.

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>>727876329
Here's a better example, they only puff up like this when the dog is intact and has regular sex, so if you bring her to your vet looking like this they'll start wondering about you for sure

But a breeding female can end up looking like this too, so there's no way to know for sure if the owner loves dogs a bit too much or not

>>727876747
uhh post webms pls anon

>>727876785
this

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>>727876785

but i don't want to eat another 30 day ban, i just finished the previous one :(

i miss my old ISP that let me expire the dhcp lease

>>727877011
:(

I have a sasha grey one and I cum buckets

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>>727856689
All joking aside though, get one of these from bad-dragon and several bottles of their lube. If you warm them up either in a water bath or by microwaving them for 90 seconds it feels almost undescribably good to slide it onto your dick. It has a nice internal bend (like a real dog) that massages your dick and feels like it wants to pull you deeper inside

And if you are sexually attracted to dogs, the fantasy part of it takes it to a whole other level

>>727877011
rip

i love how the thread died because of the one dog fucker, in all seriousness though id probably buy one of the dragon muzzles though, they look nice, plus who wouldn't want their dick sucked by a dragon?