How long?

How long will you continue posting this worthless shit? When they stop the deposits to your paypal I guess.

>>727838556

>source

and don't give me some left wing bullshit blog.

>>727838556
you are a lost little sheep aren't you.... there were two approved FISA warrants issued prior to the Election. He and his staff were "under surveillance" Agencies haven't "wiretapped" since the 90's. he used a "common word" get over it.. you libtards lost.. let the man do the job he was elected to do and move on... why don't you spend some time trying to find Hillary a Job, or explain exactly what is medically wrong with Nance Pelosi.. spend your energy doing something productive.. He will not be impeached...

>>727838556
>lied about wiretapping
>you haven't proven that he wasn't wired taped
The fact that he hasn't proven he was wiretapped doesn't make him a lier.

>>727838556
Sometime around now.

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NOW FUCK OFF

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>>727838556
No. Just no.

>>727840285
He'll be out in 200 days. Even if he was wiretapped, that means a judge found probable cause that a crime was either being committed, had been committed, or about to be committed. Look, I hate Hillary, but the dude is honestly a moron. You can't pretend like he's doing a good job. He actually tried to take credit for a jobs announcement without realizing that it was made during Obama's presidency.

>>727840602
hurr durr that was the russians being wiretapped.

the fucking russians. the other end of the phone call you fucking moron.

now fuck off you'reself

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>>727839795
wrong side friendo

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/03/31/paid-russians-spread-anti-clinton-fake-news/22020336/

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>>727841210
>Even if he was wiretapped

he wasn't fucking wiretapped. just stop

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>>727840285
>libtards

>>727838556
Nunes gave Schiff the evidence and the paper trail exonerating Trump of involvement, so I think it's just however long Trump wants to let the Dems keep alienating their base.

>>727838556
Same amount of time it's gonna take Clinton to become the President.
Never.

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>>727838556
Go ahead... Impeach him.

>>727838556
roll

>>727838556
This could have been a porn thread but instead it's just another fucking political bait thread

>>727841342
>muh russians!

Sure thing comrade

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>>727842016
I can't wait for our first openly gay President!

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>>727838556

>>727841523
President of the United States of America

>>727841364
aol is part of the giant aol timewarner conglomerate, which publishes time magainze, which is far left and runs constant cover stories about poor widdle trayvon and the transgender revolution and white males are literally hitler

that is fake news personified

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>>727842426
God, you're a pussy.

>>727838556
I was a Trump supporter until I saw your thread, thank you! My eyes are open now! Bernie sanders for president! #socialism

>>727838556
Not soon enough!

>>727842853
Glad you now see the light, anon. Welcome.

>>727841384
There was surveillance on him. The only way you can say he wasn't "wiretapped" is if you use the most literal interpretation of the word "wiretap". No, his phone lines weren't physically "wiretapped" because that is obsolete technology.

You sound like the faggots who said Trump was wrong because Clinton didn't "acid wash" her servers, she used the program bleachbit to erase them, therefore Trump was wrong...

>>727842204
Like anon's pic said....con artist.

>>727842853
We gotta tell em! NO MORE CHEETO HITLER

>>727838556
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>727843107
man, that is poetry

>>727838556
Donald Trump has made billions by learning how to color just inside the lines to the nearest nanometer
He isn't getting impeached

>>727843107
>not incorporating gorilla warfare in there somewhere...

>>727843107
I love you.

>>727843107
Hard to take your comment as intelligent conversation when you use "doubles" advocate, when it is "devil's" advocate. Also "intensive" purposes is actually "intents and" purposes. I can only assume you went to public school as you've shown how stupid you really are while trying to be intelligent. Re-read your post and then have somebody smart write it again for you.

>>727843107
did this site just become reddit in disguise?

>>727843107
>>727843245
>>727843501
lame samefag
only right response to this embarrassment of a mess>>727843706

>>727843107
whats you mother mating name?

>>727842967
Trump quote:
How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process

Which is blatant lie. Stop trying to make it look like he said something else.

>>727843803
Fahrting.

>>727843803
mating name? holy shit, are you trying to say MAIDEN NAME?

>>727843900
That's not what the tweet said, liar.
Stop being a lying mcliarface.

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>>727843107
>doubles advocate
>diamond dozen
>blessing in the skies
>petal stool
>pre-Madonnas
>for granite
>mustard up all the strength
>doggy dog world out there
>ship on your shoulder
>but the kids Nsync
>sick sense
>a blonde eye
> zero taller ants
>what comes around is all around
>supply and command
>Make my words
>brass stacks
>rocket appliances
>two birds stoned at once
>who makes the pants in this relationship
>swallow your prize
>denial and error
>my mother's mating name
>petal to the medal
>with flying carpets
>a peach of cake

10/10 even if copy pasta.

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>>727838556

>>727843706
>fucking aspergers
there's always one

Has Trump broken any laws during his presidency?

If no, then you can't impeach.

>>727843388
EXACTLY!!!!

>>727843994
not that guy, but jesus christ you're beyond stupid

>>727844118
He hurt their fee fees. He's literally Hitler.
Like, omg.

>>727844086
The Art of the Deal was ghostwritten.

>>727844086
Yeah but you only have to be elected once.

Then, just delegitimize elections themselves, and maybe, decide to not accept the results, and just stay in power if the plebs don't vote for you a second time kek.

Would actually love to see that.

8 YEARS
Y
E
A
R
S

>>727844435
Fuck imagine if that was a get

>>727838556
LOL Susan Rice was the source of the wiretapping by the corrupt Niggerbama administration.

Sorry Euro-serfs, but impeachment isn't invoked because you don't like someone.

Christ, Europe is like a public high school in how they run things. Maybe that's why the EU can never function as a coherent United Nations.

>>727844118
In Nixon v. United States (1993), the Supreme Court ruled that the President can be impeached for whatever the Senate decides is impeachable.

>>727844118
Actually yes he has, but in his defense, there are so many laws, it's almost impossible to not break some. ...which was his actual defense, though he usually summarizes it as "nobody cares about that".

So, when Senate wants to impeach, they have him at least on the "NO emoluments" clause. You'll notice it doesn't say "Some Emoluments" or "Some emoluments as long as you donate some of the money to a charity of your choice". It's "NO". So yeah, he actually does break that every day.

>>727844293
AHAHAHAHA
>>727844435
Not fucking bloody likely, EVERYBODY [spoiler]well, at least everyone capable of critical thinking[/spoiler] hates this fucking tool. All hes going to do is turn us into a third world shithole but hey at least da ahcon-o-mee will be strong amirite?

>>727844435
4 years, and the Dems are getting fully control of congress plus 8 years of the Presidency. thanks Don you incompetent orange cancer

>>727843706

That's all you caught, faggot?

>>727844000
Boo hoo hoo, little Trumpy said something stupid.

It is his tweet:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837996746236182529

>>727844498
That's true. Senate already began laying the groundwork for demeaning the office of the presidency before he even took power, just over his threats to not play the game and try making himself king.

They can literally vote to impeach him for damage to the countrys international standing and putting the country in danger due to childish rash behavior.

They won't, but technically they could.

>>727844484
>Niggerbama
these rednecks sure can get creative with those witty nicknames. also,
>thinking the UN is coherent
get your head out of your ass and learn something before talking about shit you clearly having no understanding for

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>>727838556
>>727841523

Liberal shill detected

Begone foul smelling demon, you're side lost and continues to lose, you know why, because you keep posting these fake accusations then accuse conservatives of fake news. Your hypocrisy is showing and people are now starting to realize it. Even liberal news outlet, CNN, NBC, ABC, Huffpost, Buzzfeed, Mic, and The Wall Street Journal are publishing fake news, that is what cost you the election, you're crybaby tactics to push a racist, anti-white, anti-male agenda that nobody wants.

>>727845906
One party hasn't held the presidency for more than 8 years. you sound like a full blown retard. go back to jerking off to breitbart articles

>>727842183
He already ran for 8 years. His name was Obama, remember?

>>727838556
December 2017... that is if America doesn't collapse by then...

>>727846259
>One party hasn't held the presidency for more than 8 years

This is what I'm talking about. I never even said anything parties holding the presidency.
1) Talking about fake news and how the media is lying to you and you're believing bullshit
2) No party has ever held presidency for more than 8 years because a president only serves 2 4 year terms
3) If you're talking about Republicans not serving for more than 1 term (which I can't tell because you're not making sense) then my answer is what is George Bush?
4) Anyone who believes everything Breitbart puts out is just fucking dumb, you shouldn't rely on one source, you should do research on multiple news outlets and look into the credibility of not only the website but the author as well.

>>727840285
I'm not a libtard so I didn't lose anything, but Trump is a fucking idiot.

>>727840450
The burden is on the person who makes the claim. If I claim invisible unicorns exist, it's not on you to disprove it.

>Winning
>Golfing while having Paul Ryan be president and failing worse than you did when you tried the first three days

lmao conservatives yelled cuck so loud it came true

>>727846961
>claims I make no sense
>proceeds to not make any sense

>>727847271
>proceeds to not make any sense

Tell me how I'm not making sense. I would gladly clarify

>>727841342
>you'reself ?
What? That's new.

>>727841430
Kek

>>727838556
This thread is just proof that no mature human being is a leftist.

>>727842016
Y'know, everyone jumps Pence about the whole electrocute the gays thing, but he never actually said anything about it. The only thing he ever electrocuted was Indiana.

Can leftists actually make funny memes?
Every time they try to make a joke it's always horrible.

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>average drumpf suppoerter

he already resigned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlYNioeXNY

>>727841523

The businesses he owned that went under were fuckin casinos lmao

>literally toss money at you and give nothing in return and still go under

>>727838556
When he actually commits a crime while in office. You can;t impeach someone without having evidence of them committing a crime while president (realistically, you probably can't impeach any president as Nixon showed us you can just resign and be pardoned by your VP).

>>727848331

source

>>727842426
je.. jesus fucking christ

ctrl f "obama"

ctrl f "hillary"

Looks like the fan base is going to their best defense, the "other side"

Instead of realizing the whole thing is cancer, they're so conditioned they need to protect their team and blame the other side.

Hey, at least we got Trump (prostate cancer) instead of Hillary (brain cancer).

You're fucking retarded and it's great, because I don't have to work hard at life to beat you.

>>727848630

It's enjoyable watching the mental gymnastics and self induced cuckery as his supporters try to justify every action.

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7.5 more years faggots

I'm sick of everyone complaining about leftist. everyone knows the left wing is fucked and full of autists in your countries.
come to australia if you want to see left wing warfare
the greens, and labor party are run by bikie gangs. there is no such thing as feminism in australia if not a minority. the left wing have similar standards and want the same thing as the liberal party of the US. except it's enforced with drug money and professional criminals. I'm sick of all the bitching you kids have been doing on this board..even the kids on /pol aren't this bad

>>727848630

This...

Liberal fucktards have no idea this Country was fucked either way. We have a president, vote in 4 years, faggots.

>>727848809
thanks for the house and senate in 1.5, shitead

>>727841523
drumpf
Btfo
B
T
F
O
Lol

>>727848331
Technically, you can be impeached for having a lazy eye if there are enough votes for it. If Republicans had the seats, they could have impeached Obama for wearing his tan suit. If Democrats had the votes, they could impeach Trump for putting ketchup on his steak, which was also well done.

Realistically, if Trump was to be impeached, it would be after his support drops into the 30's with Republicans, instead of just the general public. Currently he has 80 something percent support from Republicans, so impeaching would cost a lot of people their jobs in the 2018 midterms. Also, Republicans would want not to have him impeached or undergoing impeachment during the 2018 elections, they'd probably try to push it through as fast as possible after 2018 so they have as much time to distance themselves from him for the big election in 2020. That would also allow them to run Pence twice if he doesn't sink with Trump, giving him 10 years in office instead of up to 8.

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>>727848928
>getting blown the fuck out by Rob Schneider
That must sting.

>>727848915
This, although it's much more obvious republicans care more about money than people, the environment, clean water, the ocean, the progression of our species, new technology, our place as a world leader, dignity, ethics... money kind of Trumps all some would say.

>>727838556
a couple months max

>>727849061
Politicians*** care more about money than people, the environment, clean water, the ocean, the progression of our species, new technology, our place as a world leader, dignity, ethics

But yea, the republicucks are pretty bad.. I still can't believe trump fucked over the EPA lol, and cut funds for nasa... I mean, FUCK. Hilldogg probably would have taken us to war though

>>727849061
Okay Sweden.

>>727841342
>you'reself

Is this one of those new leftist pronouns?

>>727844721
go to south sudan and lets see how you fare.

>>727849191
California.. although I heard sweden is nice.

>>727849177
Economy over environment, economy over earth. Welcome to capitalism

>>727849233
>commiefornia
Discarded.

>>727849233
If you love rape and sharia law it's great.

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>>727848951

His support among republicans has dropped 5% since Jan. 20th.

>>727849304
>>727849315
Nah, we just love to develop all the tech you use. Thanks for giving my company the money to buy us a pool and tennis court. Also, the 6 figure salary at 23 and equity that will retire me early is also quite nice.

It's great contributing actual innovation economic progression to our country. I'm sure you guys live in states that do the same.

>>727844787

Holy shit we have a soothsayer here!

Amazing how he can predict things without any real proof or reference!

>>727849304
>>727849315
>>727849339

Cali's GDP per capita is 10th best in the nation. Can someone riddle me why it's so bad besides SAN FRANCISCO!1!1!1!1!1!!! ??

Every state has liberal cities that can be easily avoided besides New Jersey or some shit.

>>727849497
>Cali's GDP per capita is 10th best in the nation

That's a funny way of saying 5th best in the world.

>>727849368
The republicunts are just salty their boy Jeb! didn't get it.
They're almost as salty as the democraps.

>>727838556
2 inches

>>727849447
>LARPing on /b/
Everyone needs a hobby I guess.

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>>727846961
>2) No party has ever held presidency for more than 8 years because a president only serves 2 4 year terms

Or not... pic related.

>>727843706
>>727844070
Newfags detected

>>727849497
>Cali's GDP per capita is 10th best in the nation
It's first in the nation, beats texas which is second by almost double.

>>727849339
>Largest gdp in the countries tax dollars not being held back by red poor states.
>all that tech tax going to one state alone
Someones trying to create a Utopian society.

>>727849368
So like I said, not anytime soon.

Unless he were to abort a fetus on live TV and justify it with "I just wanted one fewer potential gun owner in this world, in case my ongoing plans to ban all firearms from all Americans except the blacks," he probably won't be losing enough Republican voter support for it to matter. With the low energy and miserable attitude he's had the last few days, he's more likely to resign than be impeached.

>>727849535
California will be a desert in 50 years.
The Mojave is already reclaiming it since you guys destroyed the aquifers with almond and hazelnut groves.

Good luck.

>>727849695
Bye.

>>727842016
Electroshock therapy isn't even that bad nowadays it is a safe outpatient procedure but that just doesn't make for extreme disturbing sounding headlines does it?

>>727849624
larping isn't that wizardfags running the forest? I work in mountain view if that helps. You can ask me anything about my job. I do data science and machine learning.

Again, I'm sure you contribute to our country just the same.

>>727849695
10th largest in USD. Break away and what currency are you going to use? Ya'lls credit is shit too.

>>727846961
Most recently, Reagan and Bush Sr held the Presidency for Republicans for 12 years.

The amendment to limit a President to 2 terms was passed because FDR won election 4 times in a row before dying in office in his 4th term

>>727849695
>Tech tax
Lawl. Someone thinks silicon valley is a real place.

It is, technically. It's in the Republic of China. Liberal regulation forced them to countries with less stringent regulation and taxation.

In China, as long as you don't bad-mouth The Party, you can do almost whatever the fuck you want as a corporate entity.

Blind liberals. Depressing sight.

>>727841523
Your President for 8 years.

>>727849780
>complains about people with a lot of money thinking they know better
>proceeds to make his point by trying to show he knows better because he has money
It's this level of cognitive dissonance that cost you the election.

>>727849497
You're a fucking moron.
See:
>>727849535
France's economy is smaller than Cali. Cali hates the US because Cali pays for all the nig and honkey trash in your state to have babies and live off of food stamps. No wonder they're liberal and want those people to have work opportunities.

>>727849780
No you don't.

>>727849907
He's already lost any support he had from swing voters, he's riled up Dems enough that they might actually show up to vote against him next time, and the Reps can't count on Hillary being the only candidate ever run against him.

Probably a one term POTUS. And he's clearly not happy. I see him just passing the job onto Pence, who takes it for 8 years before Dems manage to retake it.

>>727850031
I'll take fantasy world for 500, Alex.

>>727849736
>>727849737
>>727849857
>>727849899
>>727849959
>>727850006

Man, all this jelly. Sorry you guys didn't get that internship lol, should have studied harder.

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>>727849551
>>727849715

Keep in mind Bush 43's support was at ~80% in 2006 when the Dems swept nearly everything. (State legislatures, House, Senate, Governships.)

Between the healthcare fuck up, the twitter rants which are finally starting to get old even by Republican standards, getting his travel ban shot down twice, the Yemen Raid fuck up, etc. etc. etc. he really needs to start pulling a few wins come soon. The GOP needs a win with the Gorsuch nomination and a smooth roll out of their tax reform which is looking shady as Trump is effectively splintering the establishment in the GOP House from the Freedom caucus. It sounds corny, but I reference >>727844086 (which wasn't even written by him but took credibility for anything written.)

>>727849695
Calis GDP is higher because of local inflation. If they had their own currency it would be reduced significantly, when rated against other currencies.
>Why do you think a mobile home in Cali goes for 1 mil?

Only rural and suburban retards voted drumpf.
Eduvated city dwellers were with her.

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>>727844435

>>727850120
>Why do you think a mobile home in Cali goes for 1 mil?
Because they can afford it and all the poorfags are being gentrified

>>727849695

GDP per capita nigga. PER CAPITA.

>>727848159
>Still using drumpf, like it was an insult.

Dull your edge, beta fag.

>>727850189
Hey look a map of all the places that actually contribute to our economy.

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>>727849970

>you're a fucking moron

PER CAPITA. I SAID PER CAPITA. ANYONE CAN HAVE A MASSIVE ECONOMY IF YOU HAVE 10 TRILLION DRONES SLAVING AWAY AT 1 DOLLAR PER YEAR.

>>727850108
By this logic you're just jelly of someone with more stuff than you.

>>727838556
test

>>727850176
>That was quite possibly the most fail response ever.
About the only people anywhere else living in mobile homes are fast food workers, and those on welfare.

>>727850333
Thankfully we're working on that

The automation revolution is coming

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>>727838556
In that case, every president from inception should have been impeached, you ignorant retard, quit buying into this tabloid shit

>>727849884
Ok if you're talking about parties then yes, what I thought he meant was individual, and yes FDR did break the tradition but the public liked him so much and because of WWII. But yeah they have a law now preventing that.

>>727850090
There is no $500, you ignorant motherfucker. Jeopardy goes from $200 to $1000 in $200 increments, and double Jeopardy goes $400 to $2000 in $400 increments. It's been that way since 2009.

>>727850286
>our
>unemployed libucuckle

(You)

>>727850286
>the rust belt and midwest farmlands don't contribute
>baristas, inner-city blacks, and students do
Oh you.

Impeachment is kinda a wet dream w/ the current Congress. Unless he really fucked up and is actually compromised by Russia, in some provable manner. Which I imagine the CIA/FBI would hold onto, until they have absolute clear-cut proof.

>>727850128
>Eduvated
Par for the course.

>>727838556
Get a job.

>>727838556
Never.

>>727850454
data scientist making 140k a year at a company that provides tens of thousands of jobs and billions in revenue.

>>727850468
Both of those don't really contribute.. Tech companies do

>>727850422
No shit, this so much.

I just love all the melting snowflakes. I didn't vote for Trump, but after seeing the cold, wet hand of reality bitchslap millennials until they literally cry, you bet you're ass I'm voting for him in 2020.

>>727840450
fact people had complete transcripts of his conversations pretty much means someone wiretapped him

>>727850442
Nigger I'm old school.
I wasn't born after ocarina of Time was already a classic.

>>727850468
>the rust belt and midwest farmlands don't contribute

yea but who the fuck would want to live in that shit hole

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>>727843107

>>727850609
Grey hat reporting in.
>Also a ZFS and Ceph guru
And what exactly is a data scientist?

>>727838556
At the same exact rate everyone wanted to impeach obongo.

>>727850609
Post pay stub or gtfo

>>727850609
>tech companies
No, middle-America does.
And not by buying apps.

>>727850702
>grey hat
LOL LOOOOOOOL

Look at this faggot skiddy trying to be all cool.

We call you pentesters now kid, and you're a dime a dozen. Literally anyone can be one now adays if you have youtube.

>>727850790
>Pen tester
Data broker.

>>727850609
What kind of bullshit title is "data scientist"?
Is that something along the lines of "sanitation engineer" perhaps?

>>727850638
>Implying Jeopardy would have answers about Trump's presidency before Obama even took office

Jeopardy didn't break the time-space continuum until late 2013 when it used up all of the trivia from history, you pleb.

>>727850759
middle-America

What the fuck do they do to contribute to our economy? or innovate / science / medicine / AI tech / discover etc.

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>>727850454
>>727850468

Lmao cities absolutely wreck shit when it comes to actually producing money for the nation to live off of. There's a reason blue states give more to the government than receive. Red states are the welfare states. That's right, those quarter mile high skyscrapers don't just sit there looking pretty. They fund RURAL infrastructure, RURAL water mains, RURAL roads, RURAL electricity, RURAL education, RURAL health services, RURAL farm subsidies, RURAL factory subsidies.

You better hope to god the universities (which are located in liberal urban areas) don't invest in large scale urban food production because I'd love to see "nig-town Chicago" cut you poor motherfuckers off from the governments teet and watch the farmers vote blue for the first time in their life when they realize the Dems are literally keeping them alive.

>>727850852
But what a tender world that would be.

>Okay I'm seeing some brain tumor economics in here.
Here is the thing with currency. Money is worthless, if you don't have anything to buy. Would you rather be in the middle of the desert with a million dollars in cash, but nowhere to spend it, or would you rather have a thousand, and actually have something to spend it on?
This is why GDP is irrelevant unless you have another population, using a separate currency for comparison, or you take the net worth of individuals, and translate it into your currency. If I took a single family home in SC, that was valued at $200,000, and translated homes worth, into what it's worth would be in California, it would be in the multi-million dollar range. This is why the estimation for some states GDPs are so far off mark. They have the same currency, as the rest of the US, but it doesn't make a dollar worth as much there.

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>>727850664
Most of America, it turns out.

>>727850846
Oh i'm not data science boi, I'm a startup founder. I'm just laughing because you actually said grey hat hacker

>>727850862
>>727850863
Liberal acceptance and tolerance.
Looks like fascism to me.

>>727850851
Hey man if it payed 140k a year, I'd do sanitation engineering.

>>727850702
Data scientist are usually software engineers who analyze data for marketing purposes

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>>727838556
Julian Assange said Trump wouldn't be allowed to be president
Is wikileaks even credible?

Trump won't be impeached.

Investigations and scandal will get deeper,
then before the breaking point,
Trump will resign and Pence will pardon him.
Just like they handled it with Watergate.

>>727850863
Just like Flint, amirite?
Oh wait...

>>727850919
I know you're not data scientist boi.
Was replying to your post, is all.
Remain calm.

>>727850960
Awesome way of answering my question as to what they actually contribute.

>>727838556
he didn't lie about wiretapping u fuck ass commie

>>727850664
Oh hi Anon, don't mind me, just tending my hamburger plants.

>>727838556
He's a Republican, the modern top money party. He's virtually impeachment immune. If he ran as anything but a Republican, he would have been hung out to dry a long time ago.

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>>727850960

>h-h-he's really got a point i better use that stereotype about liberals that pol told me is true to gain le ebin upper hand

lmao shut down fagit. run back to trailer park cletus while the dems continue to build skyscrapers and jet turbines and fund yo lazy ass LOL

>>727851004
>Data scientist are usually software engineers who analyze data for marketing purposes
Fascinating. But not my jive.

So you're in marketing. That seems far less technically-inclined than I originally envisioned.

Irregardless; Thank you for responding.

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>>727850702
>installs kali linux
>Grey hat reporting in.

>>727851010
You underestimate the capability of the alt-right and it's benefactors.

So did most of the Western World.

>>727851151
>run back to trailer park cletus while the dems continue to build skyscrapers and jet turbines and fund yo lazy ass LOL
Fascism.
Class-based xenophobia.
Jingoism.

>>727851153
Oh, I'm not him. But it's usually a mixture of software engineering and machine learning that is dumbed down and given to marketing. Data science is actually hard form a software perspective.

I've ran 3 tech companies. On my third right now, first died, second sold, third is doing OK.

>>727851151
>people who build anything being democrats
Top-fucking-kek.
Skilled tradesmen aren't liberal just because they've been strongarmed into a union (otherwise no job for you comrade).

>>727851286

ASTUTE OBSERVATION BILLY BOB! DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT ALL BY YOURSELF?

>>727851370
Self-hating racism.

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>>727851153
>Irregardless

>>727850702
>grey hat with zfs and ceph experience
>doesn't know what data science is
wat

>>727851308
There is nothing new under this lucky old sun, it seems.

Out of curiosity, what sort of relational database(s) do you use to categorize and concatenate related data? If you can't tell me for NDA/similar reasons, I understand.

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>all these wannabe techfags trying to compare cock sizes

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>>727851359

LOL! too bad literally every building is designed by architects, structural engineers, electrician specialists, HVAC specialists, plumbing specialists, logistics supports, contractors, urban planners, GIS software analysts, professions educated by LIBURAL universities. even the lowly tradesman who shuffle around with stuff in their hands are only alive because the unions are giving them a fair wage. the DEMS keep this country going buddy. get wrekt with your coal mining job that is going to be gone in 5 years just like switchboard operators!!!!

>i support free market whenever possible but p-p-please big gubbamint daddy save me this time make those coal jobs come back

>>727851476
Data broker has 3 different definitions that I'm aware of.
Data scientist now has 4 to my recollection.

Stop trying to prove how astute you are by proving everyone else wrong.

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>>727851665
>this kid
How's that first year at uni m8?

>>727851665
when did shills start using pepe like it's legit or something. do they think people buy this shit?

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>>727851796
>the only logical conclusion is that i am a communist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i'm sure i would win if i could just twist the narrative into making my opponent argue what I want him to argue! what an IDIOT.

>>727851806
stay mad fagit LOL!

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>>727851742
ok leet haxor

>>727841643
kek

>>727851984
Liberal, communist, whatever.
You're clearly a thin-skinned child.
Go ahead and rant some more, as if it matters.

>>727842046
kek aroo

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>>727842426

>>727851601
Oh, I don't code, I'm an executive and angel invest on the side. We use mongo db right now though, engineering team went MEAN as opposed to LAMP with my first two companies. But that's about all I know when it comes down to detailed tech stuff. I'm more at a 10k foot level.

>>727852172
Roger. Thanks.

>>727851994
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were jealous. But that can't be right.

>>727838556
Vault7

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>>727852131

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

RANT MORE COCKSUCKING GOP CUCK. YOU JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY AN ALLEGED CHILD! YOU SAID IT YOURSELF! LMAO!

>>727838556
Your butthole needs a doctor

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>tfw too perfect to win

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>>727852255
Thanks for this

>>727852255
Way to prove his point dipshit.

>>727852247
Wrote my first RAT when I was 14 in visual basic.

Created a botnet with 65k servers on 40 different IRC servers at 16.

Have ran 4 different websites before getting job at fortune 50.

So jealous of a linux admin who self proclaims as a grey hat

>>727852255
>>727852411
Samfag.
>inb4 MSpaint edit

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>>727838556
>>727852442
>>727852476
>>727852487

>>727852487
One saying thanks to another for being butthurt, means it's the same user?

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>>727845906
GTFO

>>727852680
Racist!

>>727852533
What is this supposed to mean?

>>727852728
Dont divert.

>>727853230
Shitlord.

>>727853230
You have no argument. Get BTFO

>>727853331
You have no argument. Get BTFO

>>727848159
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little globalist? I'll have you know infowars.com gets over 11 million hits a month, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Bohemian Grove, and I have over 300 confirmed Bilderberg protests. I am trained in memetic warfare and I'm the top pundit in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another shill. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with taking our guns and making frogs gay? Think again, globalist. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alt-rightists across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, globalist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the European Union. You're fucking dead, goblin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in information warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States alt-right and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable propaganda off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" propaganda was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Soros.

>>727842696
wow you libtards are getting more out of touch everyday
you make fake news and when its pointed out you call the facts fake news
seems like you can't lose as long as you live in denial

>>727839795
>ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A SHILL!!!

>>>/mlpol/

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>>727853391
>>727853442
Not an argument.

>>727838556
he didnt lie about wiretapping?

>>727853516
kys newfag

>>727853527
odds are you worship a jewish carpenter.

>>727849654

And then Truman after that.

kek

>>727853530
prove it.

>>727853601
>worshipping a dead kike on a stick

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Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.

Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.

>>727852169
do you think posting that means you win?

>>727844293
>The Art of the Deal was ghostwritten.
That much is obvious - did anyone seriously think Trump would know the word "hyperbole"?

>>727853648
10/10
Would repost.

>>727853707
Fake and gay
Faggot

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>>727853648
A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

>>727853527

Give a white man a hammer and he will hand it to a mexican to build that deck for bottom dollar..

>>727853737
Fake and gay
Faggot

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>>727853741
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.

But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.

Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

>>727853757
>slave labor
No wonder democrats hated Lincoln.

>>727853648
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

>>727849038
Because Rob Schneider, star of The Animal has a valid opinion of politics and represents the normal tax paying American Citizen.


You are retarded .

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the real issues the left keeps ignoring

>>727853648
Keit-Ai has been made into:

>a wiki
>a fanfic
>a fictionpress story
>a manga
>a meme
>a series recognized by TV Tropes
>an anime preview
>an anime episode
>an anime series
>an honest-to-goodness anime movie
>Oscar considered
>a critically acclaimed box office success in Japan
>a worldwide hit
>the no. 1 highest grossing anime film of all time

Meme magic is amazing.

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>>727838556
obvious shill. fuck off CIA.

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Lest you forget

>>727853586
Did you get that funny meme from /r/the_donald?

>>727853827
Just like Stephen King and that slag that wrote Harry Potter.

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>>727853776
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>727853817

Those Democrats have been Republicans since Nixon.

<TheMoreYouKnow.jpg>

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>>727853926
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.

But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.

Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

>>727841364
>aol

If Repubs don't impeach him in 2017 they'll lose majorities in 2018. Then Dems will impeach him and be seen as American heroes. This will lead to Dem majorities for 10 years and a Dem president in 2020. Repubs will only have themselves to blame for allowing the Trump disaster to happen. Trump has a lower approval rating that ISIS.

>>727853898
Don't forget Cher and Rosie O'donnell.

>>727853648
Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.

http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32281/Kimi_no_Na_wa
http://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2016/11/08/kimi-no-na-wa-makes-oscar-consideration-list-for-best-animated-feature/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-28/your-name-anime-film-earns-19.4-billion-yen-to-surpass-princess-mononoke/.109255
https://www.madman.com.au/news/your-name-wins-best-animated-film-at-the-los-angeles-critics-awards/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-17/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-china-of-all-time/.110044
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-19/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-thailand-of-all-time/.110097
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-06/shinkai-your-name-film-opens-at-no.1-in-s-korea/.110606
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-05/shinkai-your-name-jumps-41-percent-in-box-office-from-last-weekend/.110671
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films
http://comicbook.com/anime/2017/01/16/kimi-no-na-wa-becomes-highest-grossing-anime-film-ever/
http://animetourism.lab-kadokawa.com/

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>>727853960
Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.

Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.

>>727853959
And yet it's areas with high concentrations of democrats that want to keep all the illegals because of the work they do.
Really makes you think.

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>>727853959
No they haven't you dolt, you're a straight up idiot. Quit trying to rewrite history. The only switch that ever happened was before Lincoln as he was the first Republican president. It's been the same parties ever since. Take your bullshit propaganda elsewhere.

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>>727854039
A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

>>727853975
Fake and gay
Faghot

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>>727854079
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.

But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.

Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

>>727843107
oh mama

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>>727854104
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>727853898
I never said their opinions were valid either, but hey, thanks for trying to put words in my mouth you cuck.

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He's right. Trump is a travesty and a sham.

>>727854072
Fake and gay
Faggot

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>>727854130
Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.

Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.

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they're still crying after taking that loss in november

bahahahahahahahaaha

>>727854130
Whenever Trump shows off some shitstain he signs, I react the same way to it as I would a child showing off their art. I cringe and feel anger towards those around him acting like it's something worth praise.

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>>727853763
>>727854100

Prove it, faggot. You claiming AZQuotes is an unreliable source?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>727854183
A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

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>>727854237
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.

But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.

Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

>>727854258
Nice make belief
Faggot

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>>727854339
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>727853970
>says increasingly nervous man for the 100th time

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>>727854375
Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.

Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.

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Nevar forget

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>>727854347
Prove it. Still waiting. The truth is out, people have pulled their head out of the sand and the liberal left is literally imploding in on itself due to identity politics (that no one gives a shit about).

Hilarious.

>>727848182
you cheeky dickwaffle. I was expecting it too.

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>>727854419
A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

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>>727854571
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.

But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.

Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

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>>727854608
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>727854655
A young Adolf Hitler falls in love with a Jewish girl named Stephanie Isak.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number through a magical cellphone. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the Jew, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, calling him goyim behind his back. After some investigation, he finds out that the Semite he called is not the same Semite he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe Neo-Nazi counterpart, who has fallen in love with Adolf's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush and has engineered the Holocaust as a result.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of JEWS.

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>>727854705
Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.

Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.

>>727854477
Checked

>>727851151
>engineers
>left wing

TOP FUCKING KEK

Listen you are so very wrong it hurts, im an engineer, so are a lot of my friends, and we're either right wing or politically apathetic. Nazis put men on the moon by designing the Saturn V, not limp welfare queen lefties.

>>727854979
The moon landing was antisoviet propaganda
Stupid conservashit.

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>>727844070
Someone cap this.
>Also, new Copy-pasta

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>>727838556