YLYL Racial Edition

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>>727837028

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXXEph4JVA

>>727839042
Is that a rat?

>>727837028
How is this funny? It's lol so random with a racial tinge

Comedy is dead

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>>727839447
No, it's a moose.

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>>727839653
Ahahanahahgagahahahah

>>727838406
We'all actually Jews are successful because most Jews are orthodox, and this requires them to be successful or else they are misusing the life god gave them.

>>727839807

Jew detected.

>>727838110
Do you know how hard it is to get into NASA?

>>727839893

Do you?

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>>727839504

>>727839807
"Successful"

>cutting in line to be first into the showers at Auschwitz

>>727837440
Is that a new one? I haven't seen that one. Have you got the Coon rhyme, I can't seem to find it.

>>727839888
No I am not. The concept of god is simply relief from the fact that nothing happens after death.

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>>727839888

Hail Hitler trips don't lie!!!

>>727839933
Yes. It reqires a four year college education after which you need to apply.

>>727839893
Not enough if a nigger can do it

>>727840009
No.

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>>727839807

>>727840233
How can I be a Jew if I already established that I am an atheist?

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>>727840098
I don't think so. I have this one, though.

>>727840430
I'm not a Jew.

>>727838998
>>727839042
Same fag, fuck off nigger.

>>727840592

I'd say that if I were a Jew...

>>727840542

Jewish fedora tipper... it gets worse and worse.

>>727840305
It is very stupid thatyou are implying black people aren't human. A black panther is still a cat even though it's fur is black.

>>727840788
You realize that Jewish is not a race, right?

>>727840798
Where did i say any of that you illiterate cunt

>>727840931
I knew someone would get me on that.

>>727839807
You fucking Jew faggot

>>727841107
I never got why they have so many bikes. There is no point in stealing them.

>>727841176
No I just pay attention in school.

>>727840912

The only real Jew is born from a Jewish mother... one of the corner stones of Jewish doctrine. As a result " being Jewish" describes both, a belief and a race.

>>727840206
Those fuckin stolen rims under the porch

>>727840912
Due to inbreeding they are technically a race. There are distinguishable characteristics that define them physically.

>>727839893
Do you even recognize a joke?

>>727841265
I didn't learn any of that jew shit in school and I went to Penn.

>>727841265
What school teaches that?

>>727840993
Typically the person you're talking to responds to you when you say something but i wouldn't be surprised if that were too much for you to comprehend

>>727837426
>Luger
>a fucking pistol
>standard German small arms was;
>a fucking sniper rifle
>seargant had a sub machine gun
>squad had one of the best machine guns ever
>oh, and a panzerfaust

>AND THIS NIGGER ASKS FOR A PISTOL
>FUCK YOU CALLING IN ARTY

>>727837488
lol checked and reported

>>727841283
But the mom believing in Judaism doesn't change her genes or her son's genes.

>>727841524
Thanks for pointing that out.

>"waaah why are white people victimized and labelled as racist? We are targetted by racism too and it's just as bad! :'("
>no one is ever allowed to say ANYTHING bad about white people without a catastrophic chimpout

>>727841791
>no one is ever allowed to say ANYTHING bad about black people without a catastrophic chimpout
ftfy

>>727838110
aw man not my nigga Leland Melvin. This dude is one of the greatest guys to ever be a part of NASA.

>>727840589
Decent poem, pretty well versed
9/10 because it'll make the Jew mad
Also (not racist) but very hateful

>>727840233
Heil*

>>727841509
No I was commenting on how I knew he would say something about the typo I made.

>>727841436
Yes.

>>727841786
Thank you for jerking me off
I too shall give you the jerky turkey
Happy we are being correct on the internet. Yeay, it was good.

>>727841283
Judaism is a religion, they are called people from Israel.
says on their passport STATE OF ISRAEL.

>>727841649

You don't get it, do you? The mom was also Jewish and born by I a Jewish mother.

Unlike Christianity/Buddhism/Islam you can not just go "Well from today on, I wanna be a Jew". Judaism doesn't work that way... you will not be fully accepted as a Jew, but only as someone who somehow believes in Judaism. Being a woman doesn't change this. You can fuck and give birth to 500 kids all from different Jewish men and you still won't be Jewish.

>>727842235
Cantexplainthatbilloriely.jpg

>>727841910
I know right? Slavery has been over for 150 years and people are still offended. Nobody comments about the irony of the religion of peace. Instead they defend terrorists from deserved islamophobia.

>>727842030

Don't correct me. I am talking English not German. But if you insist, so können wir uns auch auf Deutsch unterhalten.

>>727842501

>nobody comments about the irony of the religion of peace

Have you spent more than 5 minutes living on this planet?

>>727842343
That's not true.

>>727837137
lmao

>>727842630
Yeah. Remember ISIS? Remember sexism perpetuated by Muslim laws in the Middle East? The irony is that for being the religion of peace, they are as violent as hell.

>>727841524
>Getting this assblasted about a me me

>>727842610
Ich wollte nicht beleidigen, aber ich nahm an, du wolltest es sagen, wie es in Deutschland gesagt wird.

>>727840291
lul

>>727842635

...said the Jew to distract from the truth. Here a quote from a official Jewish FAQ:

"It is important to note that being a Jew has nothing to do with what you believe or what you do. A person born to non-Jewish parents who has not undergone the formal process of conversion but who believes everything that Orthodox Jews believe and observes every law and custom of Judaism is still a non-Jew, even in the eyes of the most liberal movements of Judaism, and a person born to a Jewish mother who is an atheist and never practices the Jewish religion is still a Jew, even in the eyes of the ultra-Orthodox."

>>727842929

You're legit retarded if you think that's what I was calling you up on.

>>727842068
lul

>>727838406
>Jews
>a religion
>subject is race
It's 4Chin though, I guess.

>>727841910

Why always so defensive?

>>727842635
Achtung juden!

>>727839369
Why the fuck did I lose to this?

>>727841791

Just look at this thread and online in general, there are just as many vile jokes against white people as anyone else. You're just a libtard race traitor who should kill themselves.

>>727842997

Dein Satzbau und Ausdrucksweise ist katastrophal. Erinnert an einen Viertklässler. Bitte kümmere dich um Nachhilfe oder lies einmal ein Buch. Und nein, nicht "Mein Kampf", das ist nämlich literarischer Müll und allein von der Lexik her absolut unterirdisch.

>>727842943
It's just ducking stupid buddy
But apparently asking buttfuck to get the mg, or the kar98 just didn't quite groove with the maker

>>727840912
Look where you are. Autism is a necessity to browse this entire site.

>>727843287
why always so nigger?

>>727838110
fucking lost

>>727843488
Cantexplainthatbilloriely.jpeg

>>727843165
Well that is a good point, but that quote does not say anything about if they would let you practice Judaism alongside them. And it still is not a race.

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>>727843274
Kek, good goy.

>>727843315
I'm not a Jew.

>>727843425
This thread has no anti white jokes.

>>727842343
Yes you can go the converted into a Jew there is even BlackJews also there is no proof of someone been a total full blooded jew because if im not mistaken a Rabbi burned the whole scroll of people been full jew the tree of ancestors, prove me wrong.
Im Catholic do
>>727842362
Just check an Israel passport says state of Israel

>>727843785

That's not true though because white people are also the victims of racism, Breitbart told me.

>>727843445
Я не хотел обидеть вас, однако вы решили издеваться над моей грамматикой, которая понятна, но я не являюсь носителем немецкого языка, и я просто исправлял вас за то, что вы не использовали правильную немецкую фразу.

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>>727839888
>>727840009
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>>727841176
OY VEY

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>>727844006

>>727843686
What about the part where they stone them every Easter because the Jews killed Jesus?

>>727843959
THIS THREAD has no anti white jokes.

>>727844160
Убей себя

>>727844264
being white is a joke, though.

>>727844301
Exactly.

>>727841910
Fuck off you retarded nigger
Go be poor and mentally weaker somewhere else

>>727843622

aaaahhhhhhh

You can practice Judaism but won't be accepted as Jew. You won't be a Jew. It is as simple as that.

What I said was, that due to the fact, that only Jewish Mothers can give birth the a Jew, their religion formed a race. You picture this:

There was x amount of Jews that walked the desert in pre-biblical times from which all Jews descended and only the women could give birth to a Jew. This limits the gene pool... so how does this not qualify as a race?

>>727843785
What's 12 inches long, hard and white?

Nothing.

>>727844340
Who said everyone on this thread is white? What if we are all insecure minorities?

>>727844264
That's because there are none.

>>727844427
Then you're in the wrong thread.

>>727837488
This is the only time this was acceptable

>>727844317
You know back in the 1800's they tried to send all of you the blacks back. But white people stopped them. Them being the government. Now we are all citizens.

>>727844404
A young child's spine.

>>727844565
Don't you mean (((White people)))?

>>727844398
Because it is just pretentious vaginas

>>727844404
The longest penis in the world belongs to a white guy though. And it is a legit disorder.

>>727844476
I know that dumbass.

>>727844348
Ubey sebya

>>727844522
>What if
A scenario you stupid insecure nigger.

>>727840589
MORE POETRY

>>727844664
The same thing. All of the government in the 1800's consisted of white politicians.

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>>727844895
How's this?

>>727841524
>>standard German small arms was;
>>a fucking sniper rifle

it was not, nigger

>>727845003
That's pretty nice. Predjudice based on fact.

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>>727844861
wat ?
anyway Trumps son in law is in Iraq right now what kind of a dick sends his son in law to iraq lol

>>727843450
/k/ is thatta way ->

>>727845136
eks dee.

>>727843846
There probably is a load of innocent niggers in prison.
They all lookalike, do you really want the police wasting time and resources making sure they've got the exact nigger they're after, can you not take reassurance that another (potential) criminal is off the streets?

>>727841218
Haha. That's soooooo funny. I think I might just leave this here for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjWQ1GVDnlg

>>727845260
Probable cause= you're black.

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>>727838998
You are a sick fuck and I hope you rot in hell

>>727845003
Meh. Would prefer uniform meter and rhyme scheme

>>727845260
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.

WE NEED MEMES
https://discord.gg/gFjUs

nigger hate discord

post nigger hate memes

https://discord.gg/bp44v4s

>>727844873
By the way, here is a surprise. I bested you all... AND I'M BLACK! (Half).

>>727845200
schas po ebalu poluchish suka blyad

>>727845676
Vodka.

>>727845636
Mudak

>>727845636
Superior genes, inferior brain.

Here comes b8

>>727845720
khu i

>>727844006

Sorry I don't speak Gopnik.

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>>727841107
And not a single one works!

>>727845842

huffingtonpost /2012/01/27/intelligence-study-
links-prejudice_n_1237796

>>727846024
Track suit, vodka, crouching, idi nahui, suka blyat, Vladimir Putin. Sorry if some of it is wrong, I get all of my Russian from csgo.

>>727844404

FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER

>>727846307
Haha I'm black and whenever I have sex girls feel uncomfortable because of my 10 inch dick.

>>727846339
That's a lie, they can sense the metal with their noses. Why do you think they are so long?

>>727846459
No but seriously. A girl's vagina is only four inches deep. Get real.

>>727846564
because air is free fgt

>>727846660
No it is so they can collect more molecules to smell coins better.

>>727846783
are you 12?

>>727846878
No it is so they can collect more molecules to smell coins better.

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>>727846919

>>727846974
No it is so they can collect more molecules to smell coins better.

>>727847090
DDEEEYUM DA NIGGA GOT HE ASS CLAPPD!!!

RIP thread

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If you want some quality lols be sure to stop by and let Pastor Gary know that he's a scam artist nigger fucker.

https://www.twitter.com/GaryKeesee

>>727837426
filename.kek

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: >racism

/pol/ is filled with racism. are mods just lazy or do the rules not matter?

>>727838110

I thought we stopped launching chimpanzees into space back in the 1960's...

>>727849277
lol

>>727849438

Go back to tumblr and complain about racism there.

>>727844565
They did send some back, and founded Liberia. It's a fuckin nightmare.

>>727845435
ur a sensitive little bitch

Perfect thread for this - https://youtu.be/ZT--tvvfOdY

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>>727847140

>>727849662


"We" did, but apparently sending harmless chimps into space would just be cruel, that's why we try niggers instead. Bit of a tough one since chimps seem a little more intelligent, but sending niggers is just more ethical as chimps are becoming an endangered species, unlike niggers.

>>727846654
A girl's vagina maybe, but not a woman's.

>>727846783
that's just science

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>>727851553

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>>727837028

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>>727851737
Why whites on target to become a us minority

You got too many Fudge Packers

>>727838110
Pity he could not make his way into the NFL. Nice person and clever man.

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>>727837028
>>727851737
>>727852280
>>727852481

>>727839807
Also, most successful Jews like to help out other fellow Jews become successful