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Just wanted to tell a short story of something that happened

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Just wanted to tell a short story of something that happened to me in the last couple of weeks. First time green texting so cut me some slack. Bump if you want more.

>be me
>18 year old 8/10 normie male
>generally popular at school, play sports that whole thing
>parents decide to get me new phone for graduation
>iFag.jpg
>have 14 year old brother
>give brother old phone and old number he's super excited
>download everything onto new phone and start using it
>forget that snapchat account had old phone number and start getting a bunch of random friend requests
>realize that brother got snapchat and people have been "adding" him using his number
>change my number on snapchat but can't figure out who is a real friend and who isn't
>whatever.png
>be drunk at party one night
>remember that I have brother's friends on snapchat
>okay lets figure this shit out
>start snapchatting a bunch of random shit at the party
>sending it to everyone on my contact list
>one by one I start figuring out who is who
>keep roaming the house looking for pictures to send
>take a picture of some guy taking a shot off this girls belly
>neat.jpeg
>send it to remainder of contacts
>get a response back from a girl
>she's sitting in front of the mirror cross legged in a bra and shorts
>"That's a pretty lame party you're at"
>it wasn't actually
>can't tell who she is
>drunk me assumes I know her and begin chatting
>shes super flirty sending pictures back and making decent conversation
>10/10 body, slim, toned, the works
>booze is really start to hit me and i'm fighting to keep talking to her
>don't risk screenshoting to scare her away
>it's like four am and I'm passing out, tell her I'll message her tomorrow
>"sounds good, night ;)"

cont.?
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ye mang
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I'm curious. Go ahead, anon
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>>727828836
The show must go on
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>>727828836
You better have this shit pretyped
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>>727829309
of course he hasn't.
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Go on...
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>>727828836
fam do you go to parties neat
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>>727828836

The next morning I was pretty hungover. Got up at 2 and took the bus home where I basically fell back asleep until 8 pm. Check my phone to see that she had snapchatted me.

>"Hey you alive?"
>It's a picture of her on her bed, all I can see are her feet and the rest of her room
>I reply "Yeah barely haha, last night was pretty wild"
>Send her a picture of the exact same thing, picture of my feet lying on my bed
>She replies almost instantly
>wtfthisneverhappens.png
>"ahaha yeah it looked pretty crazy"
>this time it's a picture of her face and she is the cutest thing I have ever seen
>brown eyes, dark hair and a slightly rounded face
>we keep chatting and flirting
>finally remember what I was sending that night
>ohfuckhowoldisshe.webm
>keep chatting as I hold back my urge to ask
>praying to every god I know that she is legal
>"so uh ... haha this is kinda awkard but I don't think we've met?"
>she doesn't reply
>oh fuck we have met
>five minutes goes by
>getting really nervous that I blew it
>see a notification
>"No we haven't actually but I'be heard of you a lot"
>waitwhat.pdf
>"from where?"
>"your brother"
>oh shit
>she sends another message "You coudn't even tell I was younger though"
>I tell her that's not really the point and that being 18 changes a lot
>She sends me a picture of her in the mirror wearing nothing but a black bra and panties
>Holy mother of god give me strength
>"It's not like you've done anything wrong anon"
>Be beta fag and don't reply
>go to sleep thinking about what I should do
>browse /b/ for a bit but I'll I look at are teen threads
>fuckin /b/

cont.

I'm typing this out as fast as I can bois.
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>>727830155
Keep going
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>>727830155
Anon be nimble
Anon be quick
Anon hurry so I can beat my dick
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>>727830509
Yeah and get pics of the little chickie up here too.
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>>727830155

PRE-TYPE your green text stories
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OP gtfo with your shitty invented stories
How fucking pathetic do you have to be to invent something this mundane
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>>727830509
Poetry by /b/
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>>72783081
Wooo there buster no need to get angry
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>>727830747
Dubs gets pics. Check 'em.
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>>727830896
>>727830747
I thank you for the appreciation
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>>727830155

>we don't talk for a few days
>think that maybe she's moved past it
>snapchat lights up
>nope.jpeg
>It's a picture of her in a change room at some store
>"Can i ask for some advice?"
>Tell myself that I need to ignore it
>I reply "sure" with a picture of the bus stop so she knows I'm in public
>proceeds to send me pictures of her in different bathing suites
>doing cute faces in the mirror
>showing off her fantastic small ass
>no one was at the bus stop
>seriously could have wanked right there
>regret.ini
>tell her she should go with any of them because they all look great
>we keep chatting as I wait for my bus home
>she brings up her age again
>holy fuck I don't want to talk about this
>learn that she is indeed 15
>"turning 16 in like 6 months anon, it's really not that big of a deal"
>tell her that I could get in serious trouble if anyone finds out
>"I wouldn't tell anyone"
>herewego.jpg
>Tell her I don't know that and I don't know her
>She's home now and sends me another picture of what she bought, sexy green bikini that literally barely covers her ass
>"Let's get to know each other"

This is where I made a stupid decision

>Sure
>Tell her we can go for coffee
>I'll meet her at Starbucks
>she's ecstatic
>fuck.me
>tell her I need to do homework and that I'll message her tomorrow
>she sends me one last picture
>sounds good anon, good luck ;)

Cont.
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What do you guys want to do well we wait?
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>>727831313
masturbate each other with carrots in our ears as we watch David Lynch movies.
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>>727831031
Sorry, I don't follow.

Still, dubs get
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>>727831313
I want to jerk it but I can't cause I'm investing in this despite OP posting an obviously fake and shitty story about a non-existant girl.
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>>727831120
16 is legal in some states anon, but no nudies. when are you gonna smash?
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>>727831539
>16 is legal in some states anon, but no nudies. when are you gonna smash?
Which states is 16 legal in??
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Its 17 in NY but nudes is still jail.
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Post the fucking pics already you cuck
Oh wait this is all fake bullshit you came up with to feel better about being a lonely virgin
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>>727831632

A lot of states. Look it up. Just google age of consent.
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>>727831721
This ^
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>>727831632
i dont have them all memorized but you can google it. IIRC ny, cali, and fl are all 18+ tho. Most states are actually 16 now
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>>727831793
NY consent is 17
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>>727831721
even if this was real it'd still be kiddie porn. thats just a no go for me
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>>727831632
more than you think, in some like Hawaii it's as low as 14
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>>727831632
almost the whole civilized world.
also, 15 is legal in france, so if you want to take her on holidays somewhere...
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>>727831632
OP is clearly in the Father State of Englandshire.

Once again, reminding you that the world is bigger than America, Amerifags.
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>>727831120
14 yo, dude. You're really swinging that pretty wide, Anon.

Careful what u wish for. . Just saying...
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Is OP writing this from jail?
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>>727828836
Bye OP. Waiting is for tossers.
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>>727832016
it's fair to assume that someone speaking eng is in america. 318mil > 64 mil
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Waiting for you OP
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>>727832175
kek
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>>727831120
OP you fucking cunt
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>>727832215
A bold assertion.
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>>727831120
We start chatting more and more leading up to us meeting on Saturday. She continues to send me pictures but makes sure that she's clothed. I am paranoid about getting a nude from her but fuck do I really want one. We meet up around 3 on Saturday, I drive to the Starbucks and she takes the bus.

I get there early and I'm sitting at a table near the back. She's late getting there an I am about down my coffee.

>I send her a snap asking where she is
>before I could put my phone down she walks through the door
>she was exactly the way her photos looked
>she was wearing black leggings (typical) with a long green shirt and brown jacket
>had her hair done up in the cutest bun imaginable
>almost waved at her like some autistic fag
>tried to keep my cool and let her recognize me
>she meets my gaze and strolls over to me
>heartpounding.png
>"Hey anon, sorry for taking so long"
>She smiles and sits down across from me
>"No worries I'm glad you made it"
>We start talking about her week
>I avoid talking about school and ask about her family mostly
>We start to go off topic
>She mentions her classes briefly and I get uncomfortable
>Ask if she wants to go for a walk outside
>She agrees

This is where I was starting to question myself. Why was I doing this?

>We start walking towards a park by the coffee place
>We're still talking about her school
>Start checking her out of the corner of my eye
>She notices
>"What are you looking at anon?"
>Immediately go red
>"Honestly... nothing ... I was just"
>decide to be straight up
>tell her I don't really know how to act in this situation
>she tells me that it's okay and I'll get comfortable around her
>how the fuck is she this confident?
>we've been walking around the area for a good half an hour now
>tell her that I should probably head home soon
>asks if I can give her a ride

This is where I made my second bad decision

cont.
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anon plz
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>>727832442
TYPE FAST
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>>727832442
how are you gonna give her a ride if you take the bus too?
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>>727832442
>is is where I was starting to question myself. Why was I doing this?
>>We start walking towards a park by the coffee place
>>We're still talking about her school
>>Start checking her out of the corner of my eye
>>She notices
>>"What are you looking at anon?"
>>Immediately go red
>>"Honestly... nothing ... I was just"
>>decide to be straight up
>>tell her I don't really know how to act in this situation
>>she tells me that it's okay and I'll get comfortable around her
>>how the fuck is she this confident?
>>we've been walking around the area for a good half an hour now
>>tell her that I should probably head home soon
>>asks if I can give her a ride
>This is where I made my second bad decision
>cont.
you fucking cunt
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>>727832442
Watch him actually be sending this from the back of a police car
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>>727832676
ignore this fucking sperg, everythings chill op
take your time, relax, maybe take a brake and make some tea. don't want your hands to start shaking too badly and fuck up the spelling
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>>727832016
>>727832016
>Once again, reminding you that the world is bigger than America, Amerifags.

prove it, i dont habeeb it
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I'm going to sleep. Judging by OP's typing speed, this thread will be here when I wake in the morning
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>>727832442
Dont ask, go fgt
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>>727832936
he updates once about every 10 min. so yes
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>>727832215
No, it isn't. Nice bait though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_English-speaking_population

India alone has over 3 times the number of English speakers than the US.
But yeah, of course Americans would say it's "fair to assume" because you really do think you're the only country that matters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_English-speaking_population
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>>727832442
I am going to be super pissed if this doesn't have a legendary ending.
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>>727832215
> 1 Billion > 318mil
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>>727832442
Tell us more. Gogh!
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>>727833124
That's because we are the only country that matters. Any attempts to deny this will fail so don't even try.
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Go on
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>>727833124
i feel like op's grammar is too good to be from somewhere other than uk/us. He also has internet, further proving the point that hes not from a 3rd world ex-colony
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>>727832442
>we get in my car
>ride about 10 blocks before she takes off her jacket
>outline of her boobs is just tempting
>park the car
>stare each other
>ofugg.png
>start smacking
>i start taking my shirt off
>she notices
>"before we go on, theres something I need of you"
>"what"
>"about three fiddy"
And so, that's how i realized my cunt brother added a fucking loch ness monster on my phone
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>>727832710
He drove there
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>>727833169
Agreed OP is fuckin skitz mate
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>>727832442

in b4 bel-air
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>>727833124
If op was from India he'd probably be as worried about the girl's age as he is
>>she takes the bus
>is late because of the gangrape
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>>727833309
Ur not OP u fockcunt
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>>727833309
dont care, still fapped
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I'm still just confused over why any of this is an issue so far. Op is acting like a senior has never dated a frosh. Or a college kid never dated a hs kid
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>>727833309
fuck you
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>>727833124
>But yeah, of course Americans would say it's "fair to assume" because... you're the only country that matters.
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>>727833309
Is this an OP impersonator?
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>>727833309
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OP is a spaz most states allow consent with a minor if she's over 16 and hes under 23.

Stop being a faggot, you're not the first 18 year old to fuck a kid and 18 doesn't magically make you an adult. Except when you commit a felony. Yeah you're fucked there.
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>>727833441
it's probably an impersonator, a troll
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>>727833432
srs
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>>727833445
pretty much
>get gud yuropoor
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>>727833486
Fuck off
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>>727833515
I hope so
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>>727833508
Wait, he's 18 and she's 16? Why is he spaghetti? Literally no reason to be afraid.
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>>727833309
Kek you're not OP but pretty hysterical 8/10 anon
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>>727833508
>OP is a spaz most states allow consent with a minor if she's over 16 and hes under 23.

this is not even a little bit correct.... read up on the romeo and julliett laws a bit more anon
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>>727832442

>"sure yeah I can do that"
>we start walking back to my car
>she's getting closer to me, bumping into me and slightly brushing her hand on my ass as she's walking
>rocking a semi at this point
>start to do the same, putting my hand on her shoulder, walking close to her on the sidewalk
>we get back to my car
>I put on some music and she gives me directions to go to her place
>"did you want to take the long way anon? It's more scenic"
>look at her
>she locks eyes with me
>godhavemercy.jpeg
>"yeah we can do that"
>she tells me to take a bunch of turns
>we keep chatting and singing a long to the radio when popular songs come on
>she starts sliding her hand on the console and over to my side
>hitting my legs when I make jokes
>at one point she keeps her hand there
>dickisdiamonds.png
>she keeps directing me with her hand moving up and down my thigh
>seriously finding it hard to drive at this point
>start to realize I have no idea where I am
>still in the city but way south at this point
>she says she lives out in a new development place
>that's why she was late since it takes her fore ever to bus
>turn into a neighborhood still being built
>mix of empty and full houses
>"take your next right anon"
>take the right and pull into a crescent with developed houses
>"pull up beside that house there, no one lives in this part of the neighborhood yet"
>I pull up into the driveway of this house
>I turn off the car and keep the radio going
>we're chatting, her hand still on my leg
>she takes her seat belt off and slowly starts to get closer to me, leaning over the console
>why the fuck am i this beta?
>I'm talking about some story from work when she interrupts me
>"you should just kiss me already anon"
>I'm thrown off guard
>"Uh you think so?"
>she jokingly takes offence
>"um yeah I actually think so unless you're, well not into girls ..."
>she smirks at me all seductively
>before I know it we're both making out in the front of my car
cont.
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Op give me your bros snapchat. Got a dude in a different thread who will send him a dick pic lol
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>>727833309
saw it coming but still good
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Where did all these lawyers suddenly come from?!
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OP hurry the fuck up
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>>727833486
>>727833707
>>727833889
You cunting imbeciles are what's wrong with /b/.
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Starting to get major blue balls
>Hurry OP
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>>727833931
all anons are well educated on the age of consent laws
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>>727833707
Ty boi :^)
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>>727833840
Come on OP. I gotta bust this nut and go to bed.
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>>727833124
Correction, we are the only country that matters. You're welcome for the internet.
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OP IT'S BEEN FUCKIN 18 MINS.
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>>727834272
anon?
>>727833840
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>>727833124
Yeah we poo in the loo not the street young parjeet
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>>727834136
Is that screenshot supposed to prove something? Because it just lets me know that your the fag that posted the poorly done fakeout.
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>>727833851
This guy?
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>>727834272
Five my fellow /b/rother
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>>727834451
Sumbudy is mad i ruined his beta inmersion :^)
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>>727834478
Yep.
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Hurry the fuck up op
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>>727834525
I don't speak your dirt language, Taco. Repeat in English.
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So op. You gonna post pics?
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>>727832272
Freaking kek
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Spicy tuna is my favorite sushi roll
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Here's some greentext whilst you wait, /b/ros
>OC
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>>727831721
>so mad that aren't getting kiddie nudes that you type out a response
Take your pedo-boner elsewhere
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>>727834638
Ohhh the salt which you contain is overflowing lad, Im sorry to hear that :^)
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>>727833840

At this point all I can think of is her sexy body at this point and have completely lost sense of what is right and wrong. Literally you have a hot girl who is in the front seat of your car with no one around who is practically BEGGING to get action. Like no guy could resist seriously.

>we make out in the front like animals
>shes a fantastic kisser
>my hands are moving up and down her body exploring every inch of her
>she pulls away "let's move to the back"
>I just smile and get out of the driver seat
>we get in the back and take our jackets off before starting over again
>we make out for another few min before taking off each other's shirts
>she straddles me and begins to grind on my crotch
>this girl knows what she's fucking doing lads
>keep making out like this, the car is getting really sweaty at this point
>she starts to kiss down my chest to my belt
>tells me to lay down
>ofcourse.jpeg
>I lay down and she starts to undo my belt
>slides my boxers and pants down with two hands
>she grabs my dick in one hand and starts to lick up and down
>her keeps eye contact with me the whole time and then proceeds to take my dick half way into her mouth
>pure heaven
>she starts slurping up and down using her mouth like a friggin goddess
>I'm lying there practically paralysed at this point
>she asks me if I like it and what else she can do
>tell her to start stroking my balls and to not be afraid to get my dick nice and wet
>she goes on with her head bobbing up and down, her bun is practically falling apart at this point
>I put my arm over my eyes and moan how good this feels
>suddenly she stops and I look up
>shes staring out of the window in pure fear
>dick still in hand
>"Anon put your clothes on"
>FUCK THE POPO???
>I don't even question what she's looking at and pull up my pants so fast
>she throws her shirt on and tosses me mine and climbs back into the front seat
>I quickly get dressed and open the side door of my car
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>>727832836
TWINKIE HOUSE!
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HURRY THE FUCK UP OP!
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>>727832836
>i dont habeeb it
fucking kek'd
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>>727832836
>i dont habeeb it
Kek'd hard
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>>727834934
>>727834934
>>727834934
>>727834934
Even if this nigger isn't OP, this is interesting
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>>727834108
Go cry a river faggot.
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>>727834923
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FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY GODDAMN BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>727828836
Nothing changes the fact that youre being a pedophile OP. As an adult you should know better than fuck with your little brothers friend.

You didnt think this thru
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Lemme guess it's not the police it's the:
>Loch Ness monster
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OP WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG!!
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>>727835413
What are you fucking gay?
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If this thread Bel Air's, I'll reach into this monitor and strangle OP.
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OP i gotta nut hurry up
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>>727835685
Say nigger
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i gotta bust
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>>727835818
negus. A sovereign of Egypt.
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>>727834934

>I'm fucking dead
>I look out to see a black SUV pulling into the cul de sac
>the car is incredibly steamy at this point like it's very obvious what was happening
>the suv stops about 8 meters away from my car
>man steps out of the vehicle and proceeds to walk my direction
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>"Excuse me there"
>I can't even bring myself to speak, my whole life is flashing before my eyes
>is this her dad?? and undercover cop?? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
>I only manage to mutter out a "hey, what's up"
>"we're trying to find our way to a dinner tonight and can't seem to find our way in this neighborhood think you can help?"
>he starts eyeing the car but the windows are so fogged that you can only make out the outline of the girl sitting in the front
>"uh ... no ... sorry I don't know this area either ha ha ... I'm actually kinda lost myself"
>did i just make a fucking joke to this guy?
>he looks at me and then back at the car and gives a little smile
>"for sure, I completely understand. Hopefully one of us finds our way out of here"
>"ha ha ... oh yeah me too .."
>he heads back to his car, gets in and drives away
>I get in the front seat
>thisshitisover.jpg
>"that was really close anon, what was he asking?"
>"just was looking for some house"
>I turn on the car and get her to give me directions back to her place
>she's really quiet
>after a few mins I tell her she's a great kisser
>she looks at me and smiles "so are you anon"
>we get to her place and I drop her off a few blocks from her house
>"Have a goodnight anon, sorry it ended like that. I'll snap you"
>Start to drive away towards her house
>pass by and peer out the window
>see black suv parked in front
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>>727835755
YOU WONT DO SHIT
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Hurry the fuck up OP
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>>727835413
>Not knowing the definition of paedophile

You fucking newfag piece of shit, this is /b/ you have no power here.
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>>727835818
>LOL I LOVE IDUBBZ XDDD
Fuck off faggot. You're literally as gay as they come.
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>>727835974
a good kisser/sucker/fucker this young means only one thing. Daddy trained her.
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>>727836119
Confirmed tana mongeu fan
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>>727835989
Just did a big shit on your Mom's chest.
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>>727835974
Continue faggot?
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>>727835974
Cul de sac is everybody just going to ignor this
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>>727836378
Literally what it's called in my country
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>>727836378
Sorry I don't speak French
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>>727836378
Ignore what?
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>>727835974

>I slow down to make sure
>almost certain it's the same suv
>fucking peel out of there as fast as my car can
>fast&furious.webm
>get home
>block her on snapchat
>delete photos
>lie on bed and stare at the ceiling
>realize what I did ...
>holy fuck I'm a pedo

This was basically the end of it. It's been about three weeks since that day and I haven't heard from her. I'm still extremely paranoid about the whole thing. Can barely even look at teens anymore without feeling disgusted. I still think it was the same suv from earlier that I saw parked in front of her place but honestly I'm praying that it wasn't. Will upload snap chat pics, no nudes or anything though because I deleted all of those.
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>>727836378
what?
having trouble understanding what it is, yankee?
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>>727836378
why wouldnt we ignore it faggot
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>>727836378
but that's what it's called anon
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>>727836533
BETA PUSSY
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>>727836378
>just waiting for the loch ness to get released from the suv trunk
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>>727836537
Not the guy you are replying to, but we have cul de sacs here in the US as well. This guy is just dumb.
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>>727836511
You do you baguette eating faggot, english language is riddled with the shit.
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>>727836533
When I was underage I used to do anal with my hot sister haha kek
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What the fuck is a cul de sac, pardon my autism
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>>727836533
Well, that's 30 minuets of my life I'll never get back....thanks for nothing OP, you flaccid cockwomble.
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>>727836719
End of the street,
dead end.
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>>727836291
>o-oh shit! He doesn't like iDubbbz!
>he must be a hater! There's no way someone could not like iDubbbz!
Confirmed middleschooler.
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>>727836533
The block was smart op, despite what any of us say. Still...

My dick says fucking unblock her and fuck that pussy.
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>>727836749
Ive legit never herd of one
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>>727836773
Not him, but you are easy as fuck to bait man. Man up and ignore faggots like him.
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>>727836719
a street that ends in a round dead-end.
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>>727836533
>Can barely even look at teens anymore without feeling disgusted.
Wut? I can understand being paranoid but disgusted? Modern society can implement all the laws it wants to protect people doesn't mean it has to change the way you think.

>I don't speed because I don't wanna pay the fine, I have nothing against speeding or the people who do
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>>727836773
Not the middleschooler but you do realize that responding to her only makes you seem like a salty fag?
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>>727836701
Live in Canada and forced to take French in school. Fucking hated every second of it.
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>>727836862
Seriously? where the fuck do you live /b/ro?
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>>727836533
I say you unblock her and at least talk to her, ask if that person was your father
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>>727836533
you haven't heard of her because you blocked her on snapchat.

besides how old is she? 15? and you're 18? it's not that bad. Just hope she turns 16 soon so it becomes socially acceptable.
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>>727836705
did you enjoy that femine penis?
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>>727836533
Tell us her ACTUAL snap
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>>727837048
This
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>>727836773
21 cucklord
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>>727836869
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>727837048
Do et
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>>727836378
>Ignor
Is everyone just going to ignore this?
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>>727836533

Pic related it's her.

Thanks for waiting as I typed it out. I'll try and answer questions? Idk what to do at this point
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>>727828836
cringe asf
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>>727836869
>>727836919
>>727837079
Samefag
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>>727837126
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?
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>>727836533
What a terrible ending OP. Pointless story.
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>>727837126
got the bikini pics?
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>>727836944
I don't think I even want to know to be honest
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>>727837094
I'm ready
I'm ready I'm readyI'm readyI'm ready I'm ready I'm readyI'm readyI'm ready I'm ready I'm readyI'm readyI'm ready I'm ready I'm readyI'm readyI'm ready I'm ready I'm readyI'm readyI'm ready I'm ready I'm readyI'm readyI'm ready I'm ready I'm readyI'm readyI'm ready
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>>727837126
Well OP, the great thing to do would be to return to her place, and talk to her dad. Tell him you're 18, and you learned she was 15, and you would like to ask permission to date her.

You'd be surprised how coming clean goes a long way.
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>>727837126
christ almighty, you won't find much better, find her when she's 18
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>>727837126
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>>727837185
Nope
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>>727837171
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>>727837257

What happens when you're a decent person
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>>727837126

I'm old and I would have crushed, OP you're a pussy ass lil fag.
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>>727837274
Well if you do know at least you will have closure. It's completely natural to have feelings for a young woman, how old are you? 18 verses 16? That's actually not a bad age comparison, considering there's the Romeo and Juliet law
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>>727837272

Deleted sorry m8
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>>727837242
How retarded are you exactly?
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>>727837320
YES IT IS QUIT QUESTIONING MY KNOWLEDGE
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>>727837126

were it me, I'd prob talk to her and say I got a little paranoid about it and that we can still do stuff but no p in v til she's of age or something

>>727837288
this too
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>>727837126
>doesn't know what to do
FUCK HER!
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god damnit op, just unblock her, apologize and wait until she's consent age to do sexual shit with her
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>>727837288

Yeah I honestly think I'll just stay away for the time being ... it's the age and also just the fact that Im graduating and she's in school still
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Most anti-climatic ending to a story in years.

You fucking idiot OP, don't feel bad, you're not a paedo either way (she was not prepubescent) you're just a normal male. Especially for your age. Get a grip for fuck's sake.

Just because we have laws that doesn't mean they're going to stop your natural fucking attraction to breeding potential. The saddest thing is that society has made you feel bad for being yourself, fucking sucks.

This is not raping a little child, it's consensual between two sexually active/prime people in the peak age for reproduction FFS.
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>>727837126
Unblock her on snapchat, apologize for blocking her, ask about the black SUV. Tell her you don't want nudes and why, and that you'll wait until she's 18 for sex. Keep in mind though, age of consent is 16 and 17 in some states.
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>>727837430
Seriously isn't though.
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>>727837126
Bikini pics?? Don't pussy out on us
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>>727837393

Yeah still tho it's also the social stigma that comes with it
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>>727837383

srsly.

>>727837484
srs

>>727837499

>Yeah I honestly think I'll just stay away for the time being ... it's the age and also just the fact that Im graduating and she's in school still

don't see the big deal
>>
OP i think youre really missing out on smashing some fresh 10/10 pussy. Dont be a bitch
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>>727837126
At least talk to her op.
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>>727837499
Dude, just talk to her
>>
put me in the screenshot reddit fags
>>
did anyone else jack of
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>>727837573
Who cares about social stigma? Get some confidence in yourself man

That's the problem with /b/tards, Half of these Niggers on here don't even have confidence
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>>727837734
Me.
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>>727837499
Seriously? You're pathetic. She wants you, you want her. What, you think all couples are made from people of the same exact age? My parents have 6 years difference.

And the school excuse is just bad. It's like saying that because she isn't at the same workplace, that you won't date her. That's stupid.
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>>727837551

I get that I do because really it's just finding someone attractive right? I guess I am just paranoid about what others would think I've seen stories of guys having their lives ruined because of a small mistake like mine.
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>>727836944
> her father

>"we're trying to find our way to a dinner tonight and can't seem to find our way in this neighborhood think you can help?"
>Start to drive away towards her house
>see black suv parked in front

You think her father needed directions to a dinner at his own house?
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>>727837562

Canada fag here, I might in a few weeks. It's one of those things were ignorance is bliss but I should talk to her.
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>>727837665

The big deal is that it's a bullshit story and he's a fucking liar, also a pussy.
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>>727837569
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>727836944
read the story faggot and try again
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>>727836962
what? She was even younger that me we just didn't had regular sex because virgin+child possibility
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>>727837903
^ This. Teen girls don't act like that. This toat' sounds like a poorly written male fanfic.
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>>727837873
Just do it now, come on. Worst case scenario you'll have a teenage girl get mad at you
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>>727837873
You and her dad could tag team her
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>>727838004

That's a pretty big generalization there anon ...
>>
Post another picture.
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>>727836533
10/10
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>>727835974

>the suv stops about 8 meters away from my car
>stops about 8 meters away
>8 meters
>meters

Well, this obviously ain't habbenin in Murrica.
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>>727836533
what a pathetic excuse of a male you are, chop off your balls, wimp
you don't even know what pedophilia is, it's being attracted to PREPUBESCENT girls, not teens
bloody retard, she's probably sad as fuck and her father now wants to tear you a new one for dumping his little girl like that, GOOD FUCKING JOB
social stigma? you're supposed to have balls! don't listen to this housewife bullshit

MAN THE FUCK UP
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>>727836533
>>727836533
Hey anon, i had a similar experience here in japan.
I used a dating app that required you to be 18(had to send in a picture of an id to prove your age) and ended up fucking a 16 Japanese high school girl. feelsbadman
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>>727838303
Shit, you right
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>>727838187
He's never had a younger girl get wet at the thought of fucking an older guy, therefore it's impossible, despite it being common as fuck.
>>
Bruh this nigga had his dick in her mouth and was getting some good head and then he said nahhhh im out lmfao are you retarded
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>>727837242
kys , you faggots look bad
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>>727836533
are you proud of wasting everyone's time?
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>>727838303
Said he was from Canada bud
>>
Probably OP it's just a faggot trying to impress /b/
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>>727838354
Why does it feel bad? Did you go to jail, if not it should feel good, nobody was holding a gun to her head and forcing her to fuck you.
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>>727836533
A pedo ? 18-15 ? That's... Juste completely fine, dude. The law may be against you, but moraly speaking, you didn't abuse of her innocence or anything, chill out. 15 is the legal age in a lot of countries.
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>>727838492
Yeah but not canada I don't think
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>>727838354
Now you should greentext that
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>>727838452
because I didn't know till after and tech I am a pedo now. >>727838649
>>727838649
Not much to say. Happened actually 1 year ago Download a japanese dating app called "couples" in katakana. Start talking to this cute Japanese girl with my broken jap. She was so happy to talk to a foreigner (her dream is to marry one) and one the first date she came to my house and we fucked. Than she dropped the bomb
>>
Don't cuck yourself OP
Later fags...
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>>727836719

Where Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin, Jimmy, Rolf, et al used to hang out.
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>>727838843
> tech I am a pedo now.
dude, aoc is like 13 in japan
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>>727838548
Isn't is 16 un Canada ? Not sure, I'm French. Anyway, moraly speaking there's nothing wrong.
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>>727838843
No you're not, morally, physically or legally.
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>>727837126

Stick it in.
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OP here. I will take your guy's advice. Maybe I am overthinking it ... I'll talk to her at some point this week and try and get over my beta fag personality.

Thanks for sticking around /b/tards. Here's one more that I have of her.
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>>727838843
Age of consent is 13 in Japan. And a 16 yo girl isn't a fucking child anyway, she knew what she was doing, no abuse was involved... I dont understand this way of thinking, it's like you're a retard not knowing what you want until the very day you turn 18
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>>727839302
Post results
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>>727837854
yeah and why is no one asking why the father rolled up to his daughter in a car with a guy and just makes a joke and leaves? like wtf did she cover her face?
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>>727838420

Hadn't [Update]d yet to see that.
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Quick Google of Canadian consent laws reveals OP is an idiot

>But the law includes a "close-in-age exception," meaning 14- and 15-year-olds can have sex with someone who is less than five years older.
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>>727833851
I love this place
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>>727839409
This is what the law would like you to believe, pretty funny. The only difference between 17 and 18 for me was one day I was illegally drinking and the next I was legally drinking.
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>>727839302
do it tonight. No excuses, no tomorrow's
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>>727839693
SO ON TOP OF IT ALL IT'S LEGAL ?

OP you fucking faggot, unblock her and ask for her fucking forgiveness.
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>>727837873
Where in canada do you live. She looks alot like one of my class mates
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>>727840066
This. I'm "waiting tomorrow" to text a girl for almost two weeks now, and the more I wait the harder it becomes. Do it now
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>>727839302
I'll be honest here, her face looks kinda busted. Anyways, you really should look into her parents - are they paranoid ? Do they know what she does ? Do they wanna meet you ? It's very, very unlikely that you get caught by police with a minor. The worst case scenario - her parents find out and they press charges. The girl isn't gonna tell on you for no reason, so it's the parents you need to look out for.
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>>727840290
Yes. I don't understand why people don't know about things like the 4 year law. If you are within 4 years of each other it's completely legal. Most states have this. Canada has this.
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>>727837126
Holy fuck go for it. She could be your wife one day. A couple tears age difference means nothing in a few years.
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>>727837126
Bro, seriously it's not a big deal. If police were involved they already woulda got you for the BJ. Obviously you're just overly paranoid
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>>727839302
I'd suck her dick and I say you should too.
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>>727837289
Assuming she won't be taken by a non beta
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all of these autists are wrong, move away to eastern europe with her and start a family, become a local carpenter and build your own house and grow your own food, have 7 kids and take up the drink and smoke to pass the days
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18 on 16?????
MODS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mods, did you capture OP's IP address?!
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>>727841316
No use, he went incognito
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>>727841316
Fuck off fag. See this

>>727839693
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>>727832016
Englandshire is not part of the world. It's why you used a fake name for it. Everyone knows England stopped existing when it became an EU cuck.
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>>727841316
15 anon, at least read before you try fishing.
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>>727839302
Don't pass this shit up bro
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>>727841467
Brexit you uneducated fucking savage.
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OP if you are still around, you must fix this and fuck this tender young pussy. Just do it faggot
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>>727836533
After having a 16 year old ride the shit out of me when I was 21, I can say you're a legit pussy. Was the most fun lay of my life.

Jokes on me though because now I only want 18-22 year olds even though I'm pushing 30. Which is even better because I'm at that stage where I can get the ones with daddy issues or that want older guys.
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