REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Bullshit

>>727813992
Please :(

>>727813992
j

>>727813992
Source ? Reminds me of Masha

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>wrong

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i wish.

>>727813992
Im actually getting close to getting one.

so whatever

>>727813992
press x for doubt

[x]

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I wonder who gets to be my girlfriend.

:'(

>>727813992
uh

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But what if i already have one?

>>727813992
Not gonna happen

>>727813992
k

>>727813992
I need all the help

please, I'm very loney :(

hmm

ok

we'lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Please

>>727813992
if this works i will find you and suck your dick

>>727813992
Fuck these threads, shit never works

[spoiler]Have nothing to lose though[/spoiler]

pls give me so lonely :(

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Every little matters.

I better now

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Yeah, sure

>>727813992
I shall be waiting.

sure why not

>>727813992
Please give me confidence and a gf!

>>727813992
Okay whatever you say

i believe

>>727813992
Not true ;((

Mathematically impossible

>>727813992
All comments on this thread are sad....
Including mine.

>>727813992
Going to Vietnam and Iceland with my gf

>>727813992
yeah right nigger

ok

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>>727813992
ill always be waiting

>>727814744
Fuck off then

hey im an occasional optimist why not

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>>727813992
>tf when no gf

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>>727813992
i only ask for the dubs' blessing

Zooweemama ive been beaned

>>727813992
I doubt it

>>727813992
Yeah fucking right.

Waifu Simulator is good enough tbh

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bullshit, no woman will love me.

>>727813992
If dubs i wake up as a girl tomorrow

>>727813992
This is my one and only hope of ever getting a GF

This thread is bottom of my hopes and dreams.

Idk, this shit might be real

one girlfriend plz

>>727815122
Checked. Hi there, it's ur girlfreidn

>>727813992
Fingers crossed

Well I've tried everything else

Make her cute and blonde

Unless sex doll technology has made a massive leap forward I doubt it

neat

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Better start believing.

yes please

>>727813992

>>727813992
paula <3

sure

>"bullshit, it won't work"
>still posting in the thread

inb4 this gets bumped like crazy

please dont be alex

>>727813992
pls b0ss

>>727813992
who is this girl?

i have faith

inb4 this gets bumped like crazy kek

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>>727813992

yes plz

>>727813992
i am sad and desperate

I will most likely still be depressed

Interested

>>727813992
Please Lord kek

>>727813992
Can I trade the one I have now for a different one, like the one I was dating back around Christmas?

>>727813992
Please make her a qt goth

>>727813992
Does it works if i want a new one?

I want a redhead

Hoping for qt3,14 gf

SUCK MY DICK. FUCK NIGGERS KFC

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im open for it.
check out my didgeridoo on lsd playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIwhKb-zJFk

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work magic

>>727813992
>doubt

Yeah ok

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Ifi don't have a grilfrend tomorrow I'll be A N G E R Y

>>727815664
goth girls don't exist anymore. You need to have a time machine for that.

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>>727813992
Exgf return get

>>727813992
ok

K

>>727813992
who knows?

>>727813992
fine

Hope never dies

Oh god please ;(

Ok

>>727813992
i have nothing left to lose so lets see if it works

Sure

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better be an asian qt3.14

I hope she is asian or white.

>>727813992
Ok

>>727813992
Okay

Hai

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ayaa

>>727813992
Replied to this thread, I really want my qtgf ):

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Got a wife, just need a side bitch. Here goes nothing.

I wish

>>727813992
bs

>>727813992
Please

sure

>Implying I even want a gf

>>727813992
ima trust you but i aint feeling it

>>727813992
Is that Stefanie Joosten's daughter?

ok

You have convinced me anon

These things don't work, but I'm desperate

>>727813992
>x doubt

>>727813992
Lies

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One big tittied milf plz.

I get her. QQ
'
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Not possible

i know these don't work but fuck it. why not.

>>727813992
Miss her. Need new friend.

>>727815459
they have heavy doubts in the superstitious but still have a sliver of hope

>>727813992
>be me
>go out with girl
>have issues reading people (probably autism)
>afraid she isn't even intrested
well it can hurt to reply

i dont want a gf, someone can have mine

>>727813992
sure why not, trying my luck with a girl anyway

poopopopop

Holy cunt hole in the air.

Oh my...

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just a random "make europe great again" post coming thru...

MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN

oh and OP you better deliver

>>727813992
Can she be a loli doll instead?

>>727814443

Wheres the light.

why the fuck not.

I already have a gf anyone wanna see some oc pics of her?

Ok

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>>727813992
Its not like I've got something to lose.
Except my money, of course.

ok

hahahahaha omg OP is such a fucking fag

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>>727813992
fuck

>>727813992
rolling all the dice

no thanks

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Im ready for girlfriend!!!

Life is a dark road to nottingness.

xDD

i give a try

>>727813992
we're going to make it boys

pls

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>>727813992
was gonna ask grill out, but now i might just cut my nuts off

Is it ok if mine is a trap

Oh damn that shits good.

A

>>727815028
U mean going to vietnam and iceland to get a gf

>>727813992
>>727813992
um

>>727816429
>inb4
>pic related

>>727816505
no kys fgt

N-no

why not

Ok

bet

I hope she is underage.

you promise?

>>727813992
Gibe

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>>727816295
I need the source on this ASAP

ok

Lets go boys I got this

It is the devil's will

Bullshit but i've believe, also check em'

I go hunt foar some pussy. Jaa

Please :(

Lie

>>727813992
Meems

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>>727813992
Kek

I really hope so...

4chan admins plz give me maria back by tomoro

I can't stoop any lower. Might as well.

k

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I need my gf back real bad, man.

>>727813992
I don't normally respond to this kind of threads... but i'm quite desperate...

pls

!!!

>>727813992
I hope this is true.

kekeroo

mah nigga

>>727813992
I believe

Ok

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make it happen

will see :)

>>727813992
B

Zum

If only I was to be found attractive by someone. One day. One day....

>>727813992
ok

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well, let's hope

>>727813992
trial

>>727813992
fuck

wait until my wife finds out

feels good

Damn, it's like a desert in here
Drink tap water, anything, hydrate yourselves boys

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I post for you Mandy, may my wife never find out.

>>727813992
please god please

One good day.
I shall get the pussy.

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someone roll dubs on behalf of every anon in this thread to get the best girlfriend

>>727813992
what have i got to lose

>>727813992
Yeah rigght

hope

All right let's give it a shot

Thxs bassgod

ok

Going through a possible breakup right now. Terrified to lose her

>>727813992

cool story bro

Girl visit Cave?

>>727813992
Please God

>>727813992
,

I know all of you faggots replying "bullshit" or the like are actually secretly hoping it will work. Spoiler: you're all pathetic, and so am I for engaging you on this level.

alright

ayy lmao

didnt work last time tho :(

I will get the pussy or people in this prison believe i am a faggot and rape my ass.

lets go

dogs

Good one

>>727813992
hi

;_;

>>727817444
god confirms

Ok

>>727813992
help friend :(

>>727813992
I'll fucking a burn Quran if it happens

Hola

>>727813992
lies

but i'm a straight female and do not require a girlfriend

Nonsense.

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>>727814443
Why would anyone lie on a vietnamese coloring book forum?

>>727813992
Have a wife but I need a girlfriend too

>>727813992
hey

k

kkk

>>727813992
I want Her back, universe.

If i get pussy. I will sacrifice niggeus to Kek.

good lord the sheer volume of people that responded to this is worrying.

>>727813992
what is the worse it can happen?

Mathematically possible

haha okay Charles

>>727813992
Fuck me

PLOS

pussy

funny meme

Might as well. Nothing else seems to work.

But I don't want one.

Welp

Time is mine.

who wants me to post nudes-f

If only this worked. Even once would blow my fucking mind.

>>727813992
Yes

negative

>>727813992
test

>>727813992
no quiero ni madres, chingao.!!!

Positive

Well, lets hope this works

What would I do with a girlfriend if I had one?

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>>727813992
if only

ok

Plz FeelsBadMan

>>727813992
I really dont believe in those threads, but right now I can only hope

>wrong

utr6780påä

I'm coming again tomorrow

Only cause I made this effort to type this specific message on this sad thread shows how dead I am inside. Damn..

>>727813992
I hope so

>>727813992
No u