Trips decides what I order at Starbucks. Make it good.

>>727813071
10 Shot Espresso. 10 packets of sugar. No milk. No water.

>>727813071
Venti one shot Americano.
Enjoy your weak ass coffee.

>>727813071
A cup of water

>>727813071
Two coffees. Then give one to the cashier and ask for her number.

small black coffee

>>727813071
Nothing, Starbucks is over priced as all hell.

>>727813478
Lol. This.

>>727813071
tall hot chocolate, seven pumps of vanilla

a jumbo cup filled with whipcream

>>727813071
Green tea and say "euphoric thanks m'lady"

>>727813720
roll

>>727813071
Just buy one of the cd's, then leave.

Nigger dick latte

>>727813478
Haha savage.
This.

>>727813578
This

a single coffee bean

>>727813071

Whatever it is you end up getting at Starbucks, enjoy the Yuppie/Hipster overcharge!

>>727813071
An espresso in a large cup, then fill the rest with half and half.

Bottle of water.

TWO NUMBER 9S, A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, TWO NUMBER 45S, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA.

>>727813478
This made me laugh more than it should.
This please.

A venti cup of half & half with whipped cream and caramel on top.

>>727813071
Triple caramel macchiato

A full cup of just flavoring syrup

>>727813071
Anything you want but use the name Hitler when they ask for it.

>>727813720
rollo

>>727813578
This

>>727813970
this desu

>>727813984
Haha

>>727813720
rolloo

>>727813071
The Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice

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>>727813924

Ask the barista to add a shot of piss.

>>727813071
A Double Foam Nonfat Sugarfree Caramel latte with two pumps raspberry syrup and whipped cream.

Tall Iced Clover* **coffee, in a grande cup. Add creme and splenda to your drink as you wish.

*Choose the 3rd item on the clover menu

**if they have no clover machine, leave

>>727814112
Or better, her piss.

>>727813071
Orange mocha frappichuino.

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A cup of liquid sugar.

1 of every pastry

>>727813071
A glass of warm milk.

>>727813071
Your really gonna wait that long for a coffee?
Octo espresso shot Americano with 10 sugar no cream

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Two coffees, take one and leave the other pending

A Starbucks coffee maker espresso machine

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>>727813071
I think you mean Shariabucks. Their CEO said they will be hiring rapefugees instead of citizens.

shit on the floor

>>727814213
>Tall Iced Clover* **coffee, in a grande cup. Add creme and splenda to your drink as you wish.
>*Choose the 3rd item on the clover menu
>**if they have no clover machine, leave

>>727813071
Just buy all of their shitty fucking gum, then ask if they have anymore in the back, if they bring any back change your mind and get a cup of water.

Extra dip.

>>727813578
Rolling fu dis

>>72781307
Just get a cup of coffee you asshat.

>>727814593
You evil master 777 thousand

Venti iced milk.

Antidepressives

>>727813071
Ask if this was the Starbucks on that one episode of Drive ins Diners and Dives, don't elaborate, ask for the manager. Order a kid's hot cocoa.

>>727814961
Reroll

>>727814359
Reroll

>>727813071
A chili please.

>>727813071
a large pepsi and a pack of camel lights

>>727813071
Order a venti soy chai latte and tell them you have a dairy allergy. Then ask them to leave room for milk.

Starbucks started pulling ads from youtube.
You should take a dump on their floor and leave.

>>727813071
All of the money in the fucking drawer, now bitch, I'll cut you I swear to god I'll murder every last one of you. Put it in a bag you slut! I swear to god you better find a bag big enough or I'll kill you, I promise you. And a cold brew.

>>727815650
hm

Longest order that is possible to enter into the machine, according to a Starbucks employee:

quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred.

Hostages
And a cappuccino

>>727815951
Reasonable

>>727815951
Roll

>>727813071
A cum

>>727813071
Green tea latte with six shots of butterscotch syrup

Cup of ice

>>727815956
see
>>727815650

>>727813071
Just get a coffee you gaybay

>>727813071
A boss ass camaro baby, and it better be a 69.

cup of water

A hazlenut

Hot water, coffee grounds, a napkin, and an empty cup.

just a lil bit for me, I'm trying to watch my big boy butt

A cumpliment

Overpriced sandwich + large black coffee, dunk sandwich in coffee

>>727816914
Roll

>>727813208
>10 Shot Espresso. 10 packets of sugar. No milk. No water.


This

>>727816957
Roll

A job

>>727816988
Roll

A cup of milk

>>727815951
Roll

>>727815650
Esta

A juicy dick

>>727816670
This

a duicy jick

this is whats gonna happen your gonna ask for a medium American with 10 packets of splenda and then 10 packet of equal

An Bowl Of The Chowder

A cup filled with Stevia and nothing else

A cup of coffee. A normal fucking cup of coffee like a normal fucking person drinks. Size? Normal fucking size, and not the bullshit non-Italian words you use to draw in the hipster idiots. What flavor. Fucking coffee flavor, and I'll put my own damn sugar, milk, or cream in it if I damn well please!

get two coffees extra hot, pay in pennies, change your mind as soon as you count it all out, pay in cash.

A contract of indentured servitude

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>>727813770
These

> Trips decides what I order at Starbucks.
The extermination of the juice.

batteries for your walkman

Goddamn obama really fucked me over, I'm glad America finally woke up and elected trump, I'm sick and tired of paying for all these goddamned illegals damn welfare checks, and theyre all driving in brand new trucks blasting their la bamba music without any insurance. and maybe he'll keep the faggots from getting married, Its adam and eve not adam and steve.

One Wall Built, Hold the BEEEEEEAAAAANNNNNNSSSS.

Ask where you can charge your vape then if they have beard combs. Proceed to buy moon cheese.

>>727818207
Yeah your fucking insurance, the illegals who aren't coming here any more (since long before Drump f took office) who aren't getting welfare checks because they can't register as citizens or afford new trucks or stereo systems, though if they can, drive safely to avoid the police. And he hasn't done anything to stop gay marriage, and in fact has supported it in the past. But you go on believing that Trump is conservative enough to be our new emperor. He's as liberal as they come.

a McCafe

>>727813071
triple venti nonfat bacon Frappuccino with spinach whip.

A coffee with two creams, two sugars, please. And a $1 tip in the jar.

Black coffee

>>727818573
I bet your one of those socialist berny jew sanders lovers, huh? Well ware are we gonna get the money for all of the illegals to buy there trucks and still have money for you millenial brats to go too colledge for free? we'll have taxes like in europe were they cant even afford to drive there cars cause taxes are so high.

Venti quad mocha breve.

>>727818885
You can't read, can you.

>>727819028
Your just mad cuck

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> I wonder if faggot op has been
> standing at the counter waiting
> for trips to decide

>>727819184
You don't know what that word means, do you.

>>727819184
>>727819651
And YOU'RE too dumb to understand proper grammar.

>>727819727
Know you are

>>727813071
8 shots espresso, four pumps mocha, 2 teaspoons of lowfat human breast milk

>>727819899
The classic grade school response. Congrats, you aren't as smart as a 5th grader.

directions to dunkin donuts

>>727819994
that show was pretty good Jeff foxwerthy was so funny!

Order just the coffe powder in a vente cup

Get a small iced latte of your choice in a large cup, with 2 shots of espresso and fill the rest with hot coffee. Then ask for ice and warm milk

ask the barista to spit in a cup and give that to you

Get a normal coffee, but say that your name is "my will to live" when they call you, say "sorry, that doesn't exist"

>>727820442
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU WERE SO CLOSE

>>727813578
This

>>727820619
I hope you die of AIDS

>>727813720
Roll

the assistant managers diarrhea in a tea cup with the managers cum on top

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order a vanilla bean anything with a shot of honk

>>727815951
Roll

A Large Venti Mocha with no choclate and 5 shots of espresso and as much milk as possible

Ask for a cup filled with the baristas tears

Large boiling water with 20 sugars