How do I grow a thicker, fuller beard?

hi chip. at some point you should just accept that beards are not for you. also, you need to moisturize. seriously. and get some nose hair clippers. christ.

>>727809277
reincarnation

>>727809277
rub fresh urine on it. preferably your own

>>727809277
you get what you get, also wash your fucking face and better shave it all off.

>>727809277
Stop masturbating and increase your testosterone levels.

>>727809509
looking at his upper chin he already does that

>>727809277
Keep shaving with a razor grows back thicker jus keep shaving

>>727809277
Get a thicker fuller set of testicles

>>727809277
heard that rubbing onion shave and rub onion or just accept beard is not for you like I have.

>>727809277
Buy an herbal supplement known as horny goat weed. It improves your body's testosterone production pretty naturally. And stay away from any soy products, they have a form of estrogen in them

>>727809568
that's a myth, it only appears thicker because of the dull hair ends. once that's done further shaving won't get you anywhere

>>727809277
you look like you have pubes on your face

Lose weight.

Also, clean your disgusting mouth.

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>>727809948

>>727810027
I'm literally going to vomit what the fuck?

>>727810027
kek

Live
https://youtu.be/CFQDdlFlrWU

>>727810027
That's one filthy human being.
I suggest you pour some gasoline all over yourself, light it up and start the new life as something with a beard. A goat maybe.

>>727809277
First of all: Lose weight. The fat stretches the skin
Second of all: Testosterone, so start lifting
Third of all: A healthy diet. You body needs a little bit of everything abd not just cheetos and bud light. Wheb everythings in order, all functions, including hair-growth go on properly.

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A mix of semi healthy diet, beard oil and physical activity!!

>>727809277
Cover your chin and neck with honey and stay outdoors for half an hour. The honey will sink into your pores and create more sediments for hair to form, with the outside winds pushing it in

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Just for men gel

>>727810600
that aint a true beard, that's a neckbeard

there's a lot of videos on youtube of beta nu-males cataloging their beard growth using rogaine on their face. they seem to think that it helps.

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JESUS CHRIST YOUR FACE IS GROSS DUDE

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>>727809277
The first thing you do is shave all of it completely off.

Then you continue on planning your future diet in a way that does not deplete your natural testosterone levels which is the case with most weak beard patterns.
>healthy fats for healthy hormone production
>complex carbs
>protein from animal sources
>vitamins and zinc

Once your body starts to function like an actual mature male body then you will also experience growth and thickness in your beard. Also physical activity is a very good mechanism of unlocking your natural hormone production cap thus allowing your body to transform more sufficiently and faster.

>>727810027
did you just eat spaghetti or something

>>727809277
dont know how old you are but the more often you shave the fuller it'll come back in. thought pretty mcuh everyone knew this. keep shaving and bicking all the way down.

>>727810628
what the fuck dude take a shower and shave that, your attempt at a beard lead to an infection of some sorts

>>727810027
you have impetigo staph
>get that checked

>>727810628

kys

>>727809277
don't

>>727809277
suck more dicks, that will help

ask your dad

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>>727811380
Check these dubs

>>727809946
cos he's a pussy destroyer, obvs

>>727809533
+1

>>727810027
woah am leavin

1 quart of water to 1 teaspoon of Miracle Grow. I know it sounds crazy but stir it up and wash face with it every other day. It helped my social worker grow one

>>727811520
lmao

>>727810628
that skin infection, dude ur disgusting

>>727811539
thats a nice t/a

Fresh cum does wonders to your beard

>>727812249
i bet that hair just wiped away too thats gross

600 Tuesday 5000 Wednesday

this thread makes road kill alive again

>>727809277
in four steps

1.shave pubes
2.get some glue
3.?????
4.stick pubes onto face with glue. PROFIT

>>727809277
Don't, shave twice, treat that skin infection and lose weight.

>>727809277
Man up. Eat a lot of jerky and no fap for three years.

buy some minoxidil

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>>727809277
>>727810027
>>727810628
>>727812249
What the fuck man.

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>>727812810
Doesn't work as good as you'd think *sigh*

>>727810745
Then leave a razor blade out in the moonlight to sharpen it up and use it to shave that shit off.

>>727812249
Gah