Just share them, this is a safe place.

>>727804304

i have my suicide all planned out. the only reason i don't go through with it is because i don't want my family to suffer but it does get harder each day

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>>727804304
>safe place
Wrong!
I'm monitoring this thread.

>>727804304
I'm encouraging a girl to like me just to boost my ego

My wife doesn't even know about this one.

> be 17yo me
> 1994
> senior year hs is almost here, last summer party
> girl a year older than me, had a crush on since kindergarten
> one of the few nice older kids
> see her at the party
> she sees me and gets all huggy
> i have one beer
> she's already 3 sheets to the wind, and knocking back md20/20
> she sticks to me like glue
> never had female attention like this before
> she starts to get really wobbly
> still virgin whiteknight, getting protective of her
> decide she's not safe here, watching jocks eye her
> maybe just paranoia
> convince her to sit and talk in my car
> she passes out
> nobody really paying attention to us for awhile
> the jocks have found other targets
> take her back to my house
> sneak into house by myself
> make sure dog sees/hears me, knows it's me, doesn't bark
> good dog
> go back out to car
> don't lift, but not manlet either, so pick her up
> over my shoulder, get her in house
> carry her upstairs
> lay her on my bed
> she looks so peaceful, innocent
> realize she is out
> she won't remember anything
> i gaze at her and something stirs in my soul
> and my pants
> i reach out
> vhs copy of last action hero on my nightstand
> remember that shit is overdue
> sneak back out of house, drive like maniac to blockbuster
> drop it in the night dropoff box
> as soon as door slams shut i realize
> i never rewound it.

God damn it. I never rewound it. They never said anything and they're out of business now, but holy fuck. I feel like a fucking monster.

>>727804561
What is it give details so I can steal your idea

>>727804304

> Survey the area while driving home from work every day.
> Never stop. Never stare. But always be learning her routine. Find out when the bus picks her up and drops her off.
> Find local phone boxes in the area.
> Start beige boxing them late at night/early in the morning when nobody is awake, to find out which line matches the number found in the white pages that matches her address.
> Consistently beige box that number at that box to learn family's plans.
> Find out when she will be home by herself.
> Since it's rural area, neighbors too far away to see/notice anything.
> Knock on door with clipboard and pen and fake census worker id.
> Shoddy fabrication, but good enough to fool a 10yo.
> Ask to speak to her parents. She should know better than to say they aren't home, but she's ten. Stay outside, calm, patient.
> Say, "That's okay. Can you call them for me?"
> She goes inside. She comes back. Funny... The phone doesn't seem to be working.

> Well how 'bout that! Bridged terminals on the phone box down the road saw to that.
> "May I come in? I would like to ask you some questions."
> Friendly. Polite. Clearly if any harm had been meant, would have only had to force way in as soon as she said parents weren't home.
> Be welcomed inside.
> Ask mundane questions about size of family, parents' jobs, school.
> Dad's working on a fix for y2k? How cool!
> Ask about likes, etc. Oh, she has an n64? Has that superman game but doesn't really like it. Ah, too bad.
> Wants a dog, but parents say no? Sorry to hear that.
> "You know, I live just down the road and my dog just had puppies last week. My wife wants to give them away. I know your parents said you can't have one, but would you like to see mine before they are gone?"
> Her face lights up. Of course she would!
> Trust has been gained.

>>727805253
Good one

>>727805529

> She gets in the car willingly.
> Drive away.
> It isn't until the car pulls into the "driveway" that she seems confused, suspicious.
> It's actually just a fire trail in the backwoods. She was so busy bobbing her head in tune to N'Sync on Q94 that she didn't get suspicious until it was too late.
> Now comes the knockout punch.
> Her lip is bleeding and she's already unconscious.

> You know what comes next. The brand new expensive digital camcorder will preserve this memory for years to come.
> Her soft pink nipples. Her hairless bug.
> Plow her virgin girlhood. Get it all on tape.
> When she starts to wake, another fist to the face. Finally when finished, just squeeze her little throat until she stops breathing.
> Her breath and heart still and silent, the thrill and adrenaline clouding all else, take a deep breath and calm down. Allow heart rate to slow.

> Drive to the abandoned house. Nobody is around. Prince George county is pretty isolated. The old well is uncovered. Just drop her in.

> No mess. No body to be found.

> A little blood from her girlhood on the blanket and plastic sheet. Those go with her.

> A little blood on the knuckles and the passenger seat.
> Can't take any chances.
> A month later the car is "stolen" and found burned up a few miles away. (Walking home at 3AM is no fun.)
> Didn't want to wait so long, but any sooner while missing girl is on police's radar seems a little too risky.

> A few years later, they tear down that house. They build a storage shed there. The well gets a big blue plastic cap on it.

> This was over a decade and a half ago.
> To this day, nobody knows.

> Except /b/

> Nobody will believe it. Nobody will even try to find out anything else.

>>727805253
zozzle

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>>727805253

its an old pasta, but it checks out

>>727805652
Still got the tape? If so, do you still watch it?

>>727805895

>old
>i fucking wrote it 2 months ago

k

I have a horsecock dildo

>>727806708

Nah, I returned it, remember?
Besides, it really didn't do it for me. I was looking forward to another intellectual film of Schwartzeneggar's usual caliber, but the premise severely let me down.
Magic ticket? Yeah fucking right!

My secret?

Not sure how to put it into words, but I want to rape someone on my school bus, but not sure how to carry it out so I hold off on it.

>>727807049
>school bus
Underage. Reported

>>727807770

Not necessarily. Some ppl can't always drive even at 18.

Source: my pathetic teenage life from over 20 years ago.

I raped my autistic neighbor

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>>727804304

FBI internet surveillance agent stopping by to let you know we'll be taking any illegal secrets into consideration.

>>727805652
You are a degenerate, kill yourself, you peice of shit

>>727804304
I've masturbated so much that now when I try to have sex, even with a smoking hot girl, I have a hard time getting it up. The only sure thing to get it up is masturbate. What do I do /b/ ????

>>727804304
I'm addicted to sharing my ex. I was sharing her all the time until an anon found her and showed me. He didn't doxx or contact her, but warned me that others could find her, so I stopped posting her. I've been so horny and wanting to post her since then, but I know I shouldn't.

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I shave my ass because my butt hair keeps tangling and it is a pain to clean properly

I've seen things
I've heard things
And I've touched things
All from beyond this dimension
Things that disprove both science and religion, and makes earth a prison planet.

I have physical evidence to support my claims, the few people I've shown (3 actually) have gone mad and committed suicide out of fear.

This is not a troll/fake post.

>>727809955
masturbate moar

>>727811038
why dont you wax? the hair stays gone longer

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>>727806857
Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?

i masturbated in my cousins bed then wiped my cum off using his sheets

>>727811116
My body hair don't grow too much, i only need to shave a couple times a month and waxing would be more trouble

>>727811103
Your dick disproves science because it's small.

️equesting

>>727806857

I also have a medium chance and I love it.

I really want to buy a large rex.

>>727811309
I vibrated in a way that creates entire planets with others

You have no idea

You, prisoner, most likely created a planet at one point

[this comment has been banned]

>>727811103
I believe you, my mom is a spirit master.

I have vaginois but am too scared to go the Dr

i raped a girl for as a first sex

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I want to be a stand up comedian. Im not afraid of trying it, in fact I have a set and everything and try my material on friends and shit and they say with a few tries to work it out onstage it could be something really funny.

I just know my relatives would shun me. It isn't a stable career or lifestyle to them and they don't want to support someone who is working on "art" rather than a more prudent field. I guess I'll try when I save up enough Fuck You money.

>>727811582
Go to the Dr or the D won't go to you

>>727811665
But what do I say? "My pussy stinks?"

Had sex with a girl after moving to new town

Met uncle in said town two weeks later
Cousin turns out to be that girl

It was awkward, since she lied about her name and age, even more awkward that when i first met her i told her my real name

>cousin knew who i was, met me at a club and got doggystyled by me knowingly

Whenever I see someone I love, or even know, an image flashes through my head. The image of what they would look like with their head ripped from their shoulders, or with their intestines lying on the pavement. Watching gore and playing violent games gets rid of the visions for a time, but they always come back, whispering in my ear.
I'm scared that I'm going to murder someone one of these days, and that when I do, I'll enjoy it.

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I stole a sticker one time

>>727811721
Say "I think I have vaginois" and everything else should be a medical procedure

I used to buy PC games then take them home and copy them and return the game.

>>727804561
Are you my less lucky alternate reality?
I had my suicide partially planned out (had just the method set, but hadn't gone through details and logistics) but decided against it because my family would suffer and it would be my fault. I'll live if only to not make their lives worse. But now I'm working on an interesting place and made good friends that make it all worth it.

i jerk off using fuzzy/fleece blankets and such. feels good man

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>>727811786
You will die and go to hell for your sins

>>727806716
Pasta gets stale in a matter of days anon, not months.

>>727804304
allahu ackbar!

takbir! takbir!

>>727811799 ugh, I'll try

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>20yo
>virgin
>All girls I talk to think I'm a big player

All my friends think I'm a massive pussy slayer, which is kinda shit :L

>about a month ago
>i drive up to girlfriends house
>knock on door
>her mother opens
>i ask if girlfriends there
>she isnt but her mother invites me in to wait for her
>i get along with her mother so i have no problem staying
>sit in the living room watch some tv while smoking a cigarette
>girlfriends mother sitting with me
>i start looking for a good programme switching between the channels and i accidentally switched to a porn film
>quickly change it to something else
>look at girlfriends mother, she lets out a slight giggle and bites her lip
>i get rock fucking hard out of nowhere
>she asks me if i watch this stuff
>i shyly confirm (it would sound stupid denying it)
>she giggles and says that i shouldnt be ashamed of it and that its normal
>she then proceeds to reach out grabbing my cock
>my face gets tomato fucking red
>my cock is still fully erect
>inb4 girlfriends mother is a milf skinny big boobs nice ass... the lot
>she starts stroking through my throbbing dick through my pants
>i lay back into the couch overwhelmed by the pleasure
>she smiles and slowly unzips my pants, pulling down on my boxers and exposing my member
>she leans down and puts it in her mouth going up and down slowly
> i let out a slight moan as she tries to deepthroat it but gaggs a little
>that turns me on even more and i cant hold back anymore
Cont??

>>727804304
I am a hopeless loser. I don't have the balls to ask girls out, and when they ask me out I shut down and can't say yes. I wanna kill myself; I have zero charisma but maxed out strength. Someone help.

>>727811830
until you realized your pc couldn't play half of the games you copied to your hd

>>727811765
You should try it, you can't go lower anyway

>>727811943
No I could bought a special DVD writer that made about 90% of games fully playable and the ones that didn't I would just patch them.

>>727811979
Careful, friend. I might know you.

Once I sprayed perfume on my vagina

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>>727811908
Use your strength to save the world

>>727812197
No worries, If you really know me, it would be a coincidence worth a life

>>727812405
who decides it's worth?

>be me, 24 married. Have a house party
>wife invites her friend. friend is 10/10
>Friend gets really drunk and starts rubbing against me a lot with her ass
>Rockhard.jpg
>Everyone leaves, friend passes out on the couch, wife blacked out before everyone left
>Taking my chance...
>I pull out my cock and start stroking it, slowly moving closer to friend
>By the time i'm about to blow, the head of my cock is right above her lips
>Insert finger slowly into her mouth to part her lips
>Cum buckets in her mouth, a lot rolls down her chin, I go to bed
>Wake up in the morning and we all have coffee together, friend's chin is clean and she keeps eyeing me awkwardly all morning until she leaves

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>>727811038
same here, I look like i sat on a squirrel

>>727811103
clue?

>>727812466
Whoever takes it.

We live
https://youtu.be/CFQDdlFlrWU

>>727812466
I didn't needs to be decided, i whink it would, at least for me
It is really that simple

I post my wife's naked pictures online all the time.

>>727811465
Hehe, small penis is gonna vibrate me into te next deminshon.

>>727811582
Pics or lie.

>>727812651
I also do a special masturbation day when I combo shave my ass and balls

Shit is so cash

i used to fuck my ass with a carrot,

>>727812880
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>>727811199

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>>727812880

>>727812696
what makes that person right?

>>727811905
>smoking a cigarette
Kill yourself smelly cunt.

>>727813102
You worry too much
Kill someone or whine forever
Also, go make a camwhore thread or something

I started the Keit-ai meme.

>>727813073
Dang she is so pale, that I thought she was wearing white pants, when I saw the thumbnail.

>>727811103
>727811103
are you willing to show?
email maybe?

>>727811103
I have also read novels by H.P. Lovecraft.

>>727811765
those are called intrusive thoughts buddio

i can possess people using astral projection

>>727813798
proof?

I'm 18 and I have had sex multiple times with 2 different girls.

Both of them are my first cousins, 1 from mother's and 1 from father's side.

>>727813941
i literally have no idea how to prove it.

Ive watched child pornography

I roll for trips until i fall asleep

I've tried to commit suicide three times. I want to try again.

>>727814163
You never succeed in anything don't you

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When I was a little kid we used to have these big family get togethers for my family in a neighboring state.

For no reason, every single time we had one of these, I would always go upstairs and totally destroy the bathroom. I would tear down shower curtains. I would rub toothbrushes in the toilet. I would empty all the medicines out of the cabinet into the sink. I would just totally fuck everything up within a span of 40 seconds.

I never got caught. Eventually they got seriously very pissed off about it and started trying to figure it out, but they never did.

>>727814163
Don't, as you know third time is the charm.
Since your third time didn't succeed, you are fated to live on and eventually dealing with your issues, so you can be content with your life.

When i was about 10 I killed my parakeet by accident, i just put back in it's cage and got away with it.
I miss it

>>727814105
Sounds cool and i believe you

>>727814105
Try to possess me now, I'll tell the others if it works.

>>727814262
I think it's less my ineptitude, more that I'm really hard to kill. I threw myself of a three or higher story drop. Not a bruise. I slit my wrists. They just stopped fucking bleeding. I calculated a fatal dose of medication then took more than that. As far as I can tell, no internal damage was done.

>>727813402
i just want people to make informed decisions, anon

Me> Trans, starting DIY, no one knows. happy because I have started something I wanted to to 12 years ago.

>>727805652
I'll take 'Stories I don't believe' for 500, Alex

>>727814618
You may be immortal
Think how cool it would be to live forever and have time to read every book, play every game and try every suicide attempt possible, without success

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>>727814619
And I just want people to find the hidden cat in this picture

>>727815049
Above the fence, next to the green leafs.

>>727815312
Thats wood

>>727814483
thanks man. I literally have to keep this a secret in my real life since i use it so often that some people are noticing strange things. don't wanna get caught and shipped off to the fbi or something.

>>727814538
alright. post full name and address so i know where to go.

>>727811905
pls cont!!

>>727815582
I'm not posting anything on here that could enable a /b/tard to find me. I love you people, but I'm not stupid.
>>727815437
It's above fence, to the left of leaves, in front of log.

>>727804304
I have actual autism and i regret everything i do so i don't do anything and i still regret that

I work for Geek Squad. I go through your computer to look for nudes.

>>727816148
Find a way to make it work for you, find the niche that really interests you and make that a job somehow.

>>727815049
>picture
I GOT IT!! teh tree is ackshually the kitter!

My gf is like an elbow in the rain. She never kneels down ;)

I've helped cover up a murder.

>>727816894
thanks bro.

I'm a pedophile

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>>727816968

>>727814056
The only non virgin on 4chan had sex with his cousins

>>727817053
Never had sex with a kid or anything just cp

cheated on my wife for 8 years.
fucked about 150 women.
never got any disease.
never told her.
now i'm over it and life is great with her.
i think i just had to get that shit out of my system.

I want to be kidnapped and kept as a sex slave/ pet because I'm so miserable in my life. But, I don't want to be treated badly or beaten. I want that Stockholm Syndrome shit where they're willing to take care of me but I have to do everything they want.

>>727812218
>vagina
>4chan
Fake

>>727818080
u r grill?

>>727804304
I don't have my toenails clipped

>>727818276
Probably not anon though i don't know for sure

>>727804304
I wanna fuck my cousin badly she's so hot and has a personality you could fall in love with but the realization she's my cousin and I'll never get to date her let alone fuck makes me fucking sad

>>727818276
Yep, not pretty tho. And fat. I'd have to be a qt for someone to want to keep me around

>>727811103
show me

>>727811103
>this is not a troll/fake post GUYS!!!!!!
it must be true!!!!!!!

>>727818666
Move to south I'm from there we let anything happen also witnessed

My daughter is very cute and in her early twenties and lives on her own a few hours from me. My brother wants to try and fuck her next time she visits. We were getting high and bullshitting and it went from there. I don't plan on cooperating in any way and he claims (afterwards) that he's joking. But he's also said that if I ever changed my mind he'd still try to do it behind my back if he could.

i fucked a shota at camp, it was legal, i was under 18

cont?

>>727818718
Show face with timestamp depends on how fat

>>727813476
same here bro

I am going to kill myself tomorrow by crashing my motorcycle on purpose. Before I do I am going to make sure my mom and dad know they mean so much to me...

>>727818888
Yes

>>727818938
Why?

>>727818899
I'd rather not I know my bf goes on here and he'd be creeped out if he knew my secret

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>>727818938
nope dont do that anon

bad honk

:(

>>727819072
My life has gone to shit...I thought i was getting better...Then it all went wrong again...

>>727819094
Fair enough

>>727811905
I remember reading this before either has no end or the end is walk the dinosaur..

>>727819179
What happened?

>>727814976
that reminds me of a movie being immortal would fucking suck you'd have to be good otherwise life in prison gonna last awhile

>>727819179
Also if you tell them how much you love them won't they miss you a lot more? And how will you do that

>>727819299
My depression was starting to ease up... I made a really good friend that was able to help me through anything...Then they gave me a big fuck you and have stopped talking to me. I have no job, no friends and I'm completely worthless...

>>727804907
Me too but the 3 girls are all my close friends soo im hoping they understand im just selfish and need the love we have now instead of sex atleast right now

I think about suicide daily you know the thoughts of "I could just kill myself right now" but you never do. I realize how easy it would be to commit suicide just drive down the highway and hit a semi head on, shoot yourself (gun's are close anyway) but I never do I've always thought about it but I don't tell anyone because I don't need my family putting my into a mental hospital or see a therapist

>>727819583
Fuck anon sorry about that but it doesn't make you completely worthless. Do they just not hire you or what?

>>727819528
I just want them to know I love them before I go... :(

>>727809955
Stop looking at porn. There's a ted talk on it, you'll be good in a few weeks

>>727819723
I see I hope you change your mind though I can't make you do anything

>>727818080
Give address/country I know some people

>be in uni's male board thingy
>someone posts about this one girl, that has rumors going on about her
>everyone starts talking about their stories they heard or experiences they had with her
>a few guys drop pics
>rumors confirmed
>can't stop fapping to her, she's cute, but slutty, should I try to get her?

>>727819707
I was a software engineer...And they got rid of me for some new guy with more paper...And now I'm nothing :( the only reason I'm still alive is to keep others happy...

>>727819838
Well why end your life when you can get a new job and keep everyone happy?

>>727819094
cover facerino

>>727819583
That feeling of worthlessness isn't the truth though, it's just a pattern of thinking that your brain have gotten used to and thus go there automatically when fed specific input.
Acknowledging that it is there and accepting that it's gonna be there from time to time, without letting it control you is key.
Think of your brain as a series of pathways, the ones you use the most is the ones your brain defaults to out of laziness. If you want to use a new positive path, you have to actively work on it for 21 days and then after that forgive yourself when you slip and try to get back to the good path.

I fantasize about hypnotizing my aunt and some of my cousins into having sex with me / becoming a harem for me. It goes as far as me drawing it out digitally

>>727809155
I murder every whore i ever had sex

I'm the first person my sister went to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd base with. Wettest pussy I've ever encountered. I was a teenager... she wasn't.

>>727819012
i was 16 and he was 13. i just thought he was cute so I started talking to him, then we became friends, then we would mess around and stuff in public (like he'd sit on my lap, I'd push him around, we kissed a couple of times). We watched a movie in this big building on campus, and we sat in the back alone and touched each other under the blankets. A couple days after that we met in the dorms in secret and had sex. No mess, it was like a best case scenario. Thing is, a month after camp ended, he blocked me, refused to talk to me, said I was an awful person and that he hates me. All our (mutual) friends won't talk to me anymore. It's kind of a shame, he was 1 in a million; really effeminate, long-ish hair. He could definitely pass as a girl. What I wouldn't give to talk to him again.

>>727819969
Because going to sleep every night...And waking up every day...Wanting to die...Is not fun... I've been like that for about 5 years...And nothing fixes it :(

>>727820044
Thanks for helping out not very good at this by this I mean talking people out of suicide

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>I don't actually love my parents or any of my family except for my dog
>I went through a period in my life when i was 15 where I would routinely get off to the thought of being fucked by horses, dogs, and donkeys
>I wasn't sad when my grandma died
>Male feet turn me on
>Excessive male body hair turns me on
>I would hate fuck Donald Trump
>I'd probably get freaky with a dildo molded after my dad's cock given the chance
>I'm left and sjw af but I lowkey think genderfluid and nonbinary ect people are a bit much and not real tbh
>I would willingly eat a guy's shit if he was hot enough or if I loved him enough
>I would also drink a gallon of his foot/armpit sweat
>I'm high key anti pedo af, but would probably get fucked by a guy as young as 15 if given the chance (I'm 19 btw)

>>727818888
I fucked three lolis, it was legal, I was under 18
I'll share if anyone's interested.

>>727820154
Yes

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>>727820147
Stop it. Get some help.

>>727804304
I am dead and people believe i am alive.

>>727804304
Seriously considering taking the company of my employ for a lot of money.

>>727820132
That sucks wonder why he did that. Hot as fuck though

>>727811103
Kono baka
Get a life

>>727820145
No worries, doing stuff like this is part of what enables me not to fall into suicidal patterns myself.
It gives me personal proof that I'm not the horrible person, that parts of my brain tries to convince me I am.

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everytime i see a cute, beautyful girl, i see to the floor, i just can´t see this type of girls directly to the eyes
that makes me feel like a fucking wanker

>>727820140
Like I said I can't stop you but I hope you change your mind anon I will always remember you as an hero

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>>727819826
anyone? pic related

seen another anon posting that they'd planned their suicide but didn't post method so I'll post the one I have planned.

I live with gf and I don't want her to be subjected to seeing that so I had to think of a specific way to orchestrate it.

First I've written letters to all the people who matter to me, saying everything I want to say, posted in second class. With one extra to be sent to the police in first class (will become clear soon)

Next make exit bag (simple google will explain if unsure what it is)

set up apparatus in attic, it's difficult to reach so even if she somehow figures it out she couldn't reach me in time

Wait till I know she's going to be out for at least an hour then go post letters

The extra letter to the police is explaining what I'm doing and where to find my body, to let them know that gf will probably be in the house when they come and to tell her I'm sorry

That's my plan /b/, it's been real

>>727820324

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS

>>727820140
Please look into cognitive behavioral therapy and mindfulness meditation, before you decide to definitely end it.

>>727820389
Well my parts of mine do the same I am just not good at doing things like this glad you are able to though

>Started taking creep shots and vids 2/3 years ago in highschool
>Dunno why I started
>Its developed into an addiction and one hell of a kink
>Can't bring myself to delete anything so i have thousands of pics and vids
>I've never shared any of them and my states laws actually wouldn't result in me being charged if they're found
>Best friend coming to stay at my place for about a week in a few months
>Plan on setting up a hidden camera for shower videos of her
>I fucking hate myself for it and participate in a lot of volunteering and shit to basically pay for what I do
>I actually hold a pretty good reputation in school and feel like a sham
also I was molested when I was like 4/5 but it doesn't affect me at all

>>727811900
Dude that was my situation until i told my female friends i was a virgin while on a overnight trip.

>>727820223
10,11, and one younger. I was 13~14. Nothing unconsensual. But honestly I don't know how safe I'd be sharing it on here. Anyone have a discord/omegle/chat group?

>>727820537
Fake

I still suck my thumb

>>727820720
I'll make a discord

When I was 15 (long time ago) I seduced a friend sand gave him a blowjob. He didn't do anything to prevent it but never talked of it again, we are still friends.

>>727820679
Well at least you're trying anon, it's a touchy subject, but with practice it gets easier.
It's one of the reasons I tend to frequent feels threads.
It makes me feel a bit selfish for trying to help people, to make myself feel better. But someone else did the same for me and I feel I'm returning the favor.

>>727820553
post loc and when 2 check

No discords here. Move along plz.

卐https://discord.gg/DCzcgH2

>>727820697
Go look for help anon, you might not think your molestation affected you, but it might tie in with your creep shooting behavior.

>>727820720
DiscorddotggslashSmb6k

>>727820959
I will when everything arrives and I know I won't pussy out of it, which I'm pretty sure will be within the month. Just waiting till my life becomes unsalvageable

>>727805652
POSt that shit nigga

>>727809407

:)

>>727821102
you there?
Zv... right?

>>727821392
Yeah

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In college, my roommate would bring his girlfriend over and they would sleep on the top bunk and have sex in the middle of the night.
They didn't know I was fapping to the sounds they were making.

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I use a back massager to masturbate. Just hold it between the shaft and the tip of your dick. Feels so fucking great. Used to use the jacuzzi jets to to climax when i was like 8 at my grandfather's. Still try that every so often and it works with an adjustable shower head.

>>727821550
After the first time you did it, they probably did. It just turned them on, so they kept doing it.

>>727811900
At least you're not a 23 year old virgin who no one thinks is a pussy slayer.

>>727821079
I honestly believe it didn't, but yeah you could be right. However to give a little more context, a couple months give or take before i started I also broke up with my girlfriend, basically I got fucking cucked and she fucked another girl (she was bi). I continued the relationship for another couple months like a loser but broke it off when she started being a little too close to a mutual friend. Anyways the first girl I was taking creep shots of was the girl that my ex fucked. It started out with just ass shots from behind chicks but over the years i got a little more ballsy and started doing upskirt shit, there were a couple times i've had close calls in the beginning but i used my reputation to get away with it and i've never had any issue. Now I stick to mostly upskirt stuff.

>>727818080
Too bad im a sadist.

>>727811618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ZrkBCnfxw

This is very relavent to you. Dont be such a pussy. If youre afraid to mess up, why bother trying anything.

>>727821671
Should I talk to them about it or leave it alone.

>>727820088
Nice double dubs

>>727821793
Just leave it be man, asking them might make them self conscious and mess with your friendship.

>>727813776
Just looked that up. It's something of a comfort, I suppose.

I have recurrent dreams of becoming Mumm-ra in HD.
My gf sez that sometimes i do the full speech before he transforms and then i go back to sleep with a smile on my face.
And im not that into Thundercats tho

talking about secrets
i don´t know why but every girl i like are pretty slutty, and at the same time i know that i can´t have notthing with that girl because it will be a awful relationship, also that girls will never look at me as something serious
i don´t know what to do man.

>>727821649
How to with the shower head?

>>727822520
Just give in and be a fuckboy.

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>>727822699
Use the jet stream setting if you have one. Gotta use one that moves. Lay down and blast the part of your dick right underneath the head. Just make sure it's not too powerful cause it'll hurt...

I started molesting my friend's sister since she was 8... she's my wife now

who's more fucked up?

>>727822754
i will if i could, im like a soft kind of guy practically a beta male you know, if there is no love in a relationship there is notthing...
yep.. i think i will die as a virgin

i was raped as a kid and now i have a rape fetish

>>727822959
what do if not a mutilated yankfag with a nub for a cock?

I have these fantasies about getting famous and marrying jake gullenhaal. I'm not a good actress so that's not gonna happen but I want him so bad I'm obsessed. I do this every few months with famous people it's a problem. Anyway, anyone know how I can get him?

>>727823107
You are, but stockholm syndrome probably saved you, how does she feel about it now?

>>727823189
>if there is no love in a relationship there is notthing...
>yep.. i think i will die as a virgin
why go on with that attitude?
get it over with and KYS

>>727822959
Thank you. Cheers.

i dont want to go to college, but the idea of letting down my family and them being disapointed in me keeps me going. Ive been in college for a year and a half now, building debt, becoming more suicidal every day

>>727823476
she still roleplays and reminds me of the old times, and how her heart beat fast and the near misses, and now has a schoolgirl fetish, she has uniforms in her dresser for me to choose and put on her

>>727821741

Not really afraid, just don't want to jeopardize losing ties with my family because they don't comprehend my ambitions. It's all good, though. I will, just need that push.

>>727823634
Take a vocational education instead, they want you to have a stable future because they love you, college isn't the only path to that.
>>727823671
It's still kind of fucked up anon, were she the only one you did it to?

>>727804304
I once kicked a hobo to death. I didn't mean to kill him

>>727804803
A neckbeard behind his monitor deciding to ruin the popularity of a thread by saying "wrong"

Im so scared, proof or gtfo

>>727823876

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I want to ruin the relationships of certain youtubers by having sex with the male partner and developing an underground reputation that all the guys whisper about. Clean sex, always careful, etc. Fuck drama I just want to live my life knowing what their dick tastes like.

>>727824044

you're fucking weird

>>727823861
on my defense... yes, it's the only time I've been compelled to be a pedo, not even her now 12 year old niece, that is "obviously asking for it" gets me excited, seeing gay bubba in jail is a mighty big deterrent

show me - [email protected]

>>727809955
What? Not only have I never stopped looking at porn. I still masturbate, and I never have a problem getting it up at 50+ years old. Granted. I'm not the always hard stud I was at 20, but there's nothing better than fucking a hot, wet pussy or getting a silky BJ. The funny thing is, I thought when I got married, I'd stop jacking off. You'll never stop jacking off, just stop feeling bad about it.

>>727824313
are you Danny DeVito?

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>>727824196

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>>727819094
>has bf
Normie get out getoutgetout REEEEEEEE

I'm 18 and still wetting the bed, used to when i was younger and came back a few years ago. My parent's don't know about it, I don't think (maybe they do?) trying to figure out if I should say something / go to the doctor.

>>727824176
Well if you haven't done it again and you ended up marrying her...
Nah sorry man, I kinda still dislike the notion, but if you are keeping your nose clean and not hurting anyone else, I won't actively hate you.
>>727824313
Another anon here.
I never felt bad about it, only slightly embarrassed when caught.

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>>727820088
Patrick?

>>727804561
Please don't do it... Throw away your plans.

>>727824478
Go see the doctor, if you're not currently undergoing a lot of stress, it might be medical.
Either way it's better for you to know.

Hi /b/

I'm a 18 years old virgin. I'm getting to the point that I'm dreaming about raping a girl sometimes. Hookers are not an option for me. Can't get laid because I'm awkward+shy.

Please I don't want to end up like Elliot. Help me anons.

>>727824624
Ya maybe I will, it's getting more than embarrassing and I don't want to go to college doing it still.

>>727824806

Rape

>>727824806
on a scale of 1 - 10, how attractive are you

>>727824926
Don't make it a maybe, make it a will do.
The shame only increases if you don't do something about it.
Besides, it's not like you can help it, so asking for help about it is the only way to go.

>>727814115
Reported dumbass

>>727818440
Pics

>>727825159
6-7 not that bad. Had some girls told me that if I lost some weight I could easily be a 8.

>>727825556
thanks anon, way nicer than I thought this site was, I'll do it this week or at least tell my parents.

>>727826064
This site is like panning for gold imo.
You dig through a lot of junk to find the little nuggets of goodness.

>>727820147
you sound like a retard

>>727825556
so close to quads

>>727820147
you're disgusting...

Come on over to fuck you

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>>727826010
dif anon than the one that asked, and I'm in the same position. 18 virgin faggot that's around a 7 and needs to lose some weight.

>>727826010
Work out and find a social hobby to do, socializing is a skill you train on. Don't despair because you are a virgin, you'll meet someone if you put yourself out there.

>>727818718
>I'd have to be a qt for someone to want to keep me around.
nah, not being qt makes it easy to treat you like an object rather than a person

>also did you post a long time ago this seems familiar

>>727805253
Love everything about all of this!

>>727824176
>not even her now 12 year old niece, that is "obviously asking for it"
is it you or your wife who thinks she's asking for it

I've touched my big sister multiple times when I was younger thinking that shes asleep. It's like I'm pretty sure she knows I touched her pussy when I was like 15, oh well. Not sure if she liked it, to just let me do that to her, but we never talked about it.

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I've tried to hang myself 6 times between December 2016-January 2017.
Twice at a hotel, four times at home.
Each time I pussed out right before I got that tingling/lightheaded feeling when you know you're going to pass out. Its been 3 months since I've attempted... My plans for suicide are on hold, I'm really trying to do everything right for a year before I try to go ahead with it. I think things are going okay. I still have urges to hang. I know just the spot to position myself on the rope so that I pass out fast.... I'm really trying to be better

>>727811618
Holy fuck that gif why is that so funny

>>727811103
Hanz?

>>727830513
Strangulation hanging takes time and hurts though anon. Why not seek out some help, so you don't need to do it?

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>>727830626

idk. I have more under a folder called "naked & hilarious". Ill dump a bit.

I wanna fuck my mom

>>727831636
Hello Oedipus, do you resent your dad?

>>727811199
Yes

>Be me
>Gay

>>727833038
MODS!!!

>>727811304
Alex?

i could fuck so many of the girls at my school becuase there are hardly any males there but i dont because i have a small dick and im a beta pussy. I have girls willing to who send me nudes but i have never sent a nude or had any sexual contact beyond second bade rip me

>>727811723
Hot

>Was like 10 or 11
>Brother and his friend hanging out in our room
>Both 1 year older than me
>Dont know how but it got sexual
>Friend offered to suck our dicks
>Brother said no or something like that
>I said I would and he takes me downstairs, we lived in an apartment
>Got behind a car and he paid me $5. HE PAID ME!
>I pull down my pants and he starts sucking, not the best cause a lot of teeth but I didn't know shit about sex
>He keeps sucking and I cum after a while
>He pulls down his pants and tells me to suck his dick
>I kneel down and try but I just cant
>He says its fine
>Touch tips
>tells me to fuck him in the ass, again idk anything about sex
>i can get it in i have no idea why
>he puts spit on it and tells me to go in
>still cant fit it in
>screw it he sucks me off for a while and we go back up stairs
>im 15 now and he goes to my highschool
>havent talked to him since and i pretend it never happened

>>727823931
being this retarded

I'm gay

>>727811765
I used to have these but when i walked into a room with normal people. I was diagnozed as a schizo(before 6 months is called psychotic disorder) When i was 17 bout 5 years ago. Not my only effects but that was one of them. Didnt share this with alot of people. Better now. Anyways you just sound jelly af

>>727821677
that's me

>>727819723
Someone very close that I hated committed suicide and it was a heavy blow. Now imagine if it had been someone I loved.

>>727804304

I've fucked 50+ women. My wife was a virgin when I met her. She has no idea how many I have been with but knows its a lot because I was a college baseball player

>>727814618
Not trying hard enough... sign of wanting attention
>prove me wrong

>>727834165
As long as you have two functioning hands and a tongue, you'll be able to please any woman you meet. Also you might be wrong about how small you think your penis it. Try it out and be earnest about wanting the girl to have a good time and you should be fine anon.

>>727834893
Same here, there was this fag during my senior year in high school that I hated for being an annoying prick since middle school.

I still feel depressed knowing that he died when his cigarette burned down his house and killed him when he fell asleep. No close family member has ever died, but I'm sure I would be extremely crushed if and when it happens.