SCP thread The last 3 numbers of your post is the number of

Probably a lot. Instant death type of SCP would be nice.

>>727798869
I have to fight a fucking bridge

Boutta find out

>>727798664
Roll

Rawling

Just got off work. Lets fucking do this. ROLLING!

>>727798664
Rawl

>>727798664
rollering bois

rollin m8

rollan

>>727798664
Rollen

Fig cost SL f CV DG

>>727799555
Had that one already

C and A

>>727798664
roll

>>727799249
Annnnnnnnd im fighting a door if teleportation.... axe please

hope i die

>>727798664
dsdsds

this is interesting ROLLL

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reroll rollenkins

>>727799826
Could be interesting

>>727799872
a fucking scarecrow farmer

>>727798664
yea

>>727798664
roll

>>727799867
i get to fight a tree that will shoot needles into me
which will then spawn tentacles from under my flesh
which will then kill me
winrar

>>727800000
checked

rolling for scp !!!

let's see what kills me

>>727798664
Rollerino

>>727800000
quints
kek

>>727798664
boot knife and a fire extinguisher, i'm ready

>>727798664
Testin

Rolling for that giant blob that just wants to give you hugs.

>>727799889
>889
Seems i will be ok, worst case i need some antibiotics.

If i were welsh this would cause a lot more issues

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>>727800000
witnessed

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Well shit

checking

>>727800000
checked

>>727798664
rolling

>>727798664
rollerino ballerino

>>727800315
a fucking CD are you serious

>>727798664
Rollerino

>>727798664
Roll

I want to die

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>>727800297
>SCP-297 is a transparent plastic vibrator, approximately 30cm in length, 5cm in width.

Perfect

>>727800000
Checked

Rollio nigga

>>727800459
A fucking thermostat that controls the weather.

>>727798664
rall

need moar challenge

Mine was lame I need another one

>>727800347
Everything went better than expected.

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>>727800347

>>727798664
Rooll

>>727801098
ffs
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-098

Rollerino

>>727798664
Oh boi, I hope it's that one cunt were you can't blink or else he fucks you up..

ROLLERINIADIDO!

>>727800597
Had that one too yesterday

ok

>>727798664
rolloll 250

>>727801847
a Manequin. Someone has a a tesla cannon?

>>727798664
rawl

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Come at me

>>727798664
let's see my fate

>>727798664
Service Connection Point?

>>727798664
K

eeeeeeeee

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Rolling!

>>727798664
mega fucked, probably

>>727798664
Owl

>>727802168
Got me a calculator

fighting a cardboard box

>>727798664
Roll

>>727798664
meh roll

Rrrrroll

>>727802512
Well yeah. If its going to rain, lucky me

>>727798664
Rull

>>727798664
Rolleroni

>>727802289
I guess this alright?

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>>727800000
Witnessed!

come at me bro

>>727798664
I'll fuck what I get.
>inb4 inanimate object

>>727802209
This won't be great, even if I'm the first subject. 2nd or 3rd subject, I'll be dead soon. If I'm first, I'll be okay for a little while, until I start trying to refill the glass with my own blood or urine or something.

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>tfw no SCP gf
it hurts ;_;

>>727798664

>>727798664
lets a go go

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>>727800000
witnessed and checked.

Rollerino

>>727798664
roll

rolla dolla

>>727798664
naw

>>727800000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlSuGNt8e4

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>>727800000
/thred

that's it. go home guys.
epic boss conf.

d6+4

rawl

>>727798664
rollin..

rawl

>>727798664
how fucked am i?

rollo

>>727798664
im unstopable

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I fucking love the SCP foundation, the recent 3000 competition has been fantastic.

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>>727803802
A FUCKING TANK? well im fucked hard.

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>>727798664
rolling

RRRRRRRROOOOOLLL

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roll

>>727804126
and i'm fighting an invisible, intangible thing that apparantly talks like a woman

Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

check these dubs

kay hit me

>>727798664
ADS

Rolling for shits, giggles etc.

>>727804806
I'm fighting a fucking 1930s film projector

>>727798664
Rolling.

Nq

Post

>>727798664
yeah

>>727798664
Roll

These threads are great

check dis

roll bby

roll'd

>>727798664
rull

>>727805399
i got a power ring that makes me a super hero i am the true winner

rull

>>727805448
not very threatening :DD

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>>727800000

>>727798664
How many

>>727800000
ok wtf anon

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Roll

>>727805986
Reroll because a book is fucking shit

Fuck my shit up fam

Yeet

Pretty fucked.

>>727806293
Nigga i got a fucking 'presence' shit doesnt even exists just some mental bs. Re roll...

oobsbsbs

>>727798664
Gnillor

>>727798664
roll...

>>727798664

Rolling for 682

Rollllling

>>727807174

Well that would be both difficult and depressing to do

re-roll

>>727798664
testing mu luck

Rollin'

Rolan

roll again

>>727807409
I have to face a rock that turns other things into rocks.

Sup Roll, let it be a good one

Ok

>>727798664
pls no 682

>>727807875
A pyramid... k den

>>727798664
rolo

>>727802682
ya fucked boy

AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Rollllllllll

Ight let's do this

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ok

I'm game

so i disappear into my memories... great

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>>727808277
I gotta fight a town? Cant dubs save me?

>>727798664
rolll

>>727808132
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-132
>Glass tetrahedrons that unleash desert storms upon breaking
Even if I do accidentally break one, I just need to get out of whatever building I'm in. No stress, just proper handling.

>>727808454
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-452 specimens are contained in a 5m by 5m isolation chamber at Site ██. Specimens should be fed live insects (preferably crickets or meal worms, but other harmless insects are viable) at least once a week, and regular observation should be maintained to ensure the health of the specimens. Personnel tasked with maintenance of SCP-452 should wear sealed suits at all times while inside SCP-452's containment.

Experimentation on SCP-452 may be performed with permission from at least one (1) level 4 personnel, provided all safety requirements and regulations are observed. Specimens taken out of primary containment should be kept inside the specially prepared portable terrariums designated for safe use with SCP-452. Exposure of personnel to the effects of SCP-452 should only be performed in isolation chambers for easy recovery of SCP-452 specimens after exposure.

>>727798664
rol

Rollioni

Rollerino

>>727808695
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-695
>Infested subjects will begin to experience twitching, burning, intense thirst, light sensitivity, auditory/visual hallucinations, and increased aggression. Subjects will begin to experience a steady increase in libido, coupled with a swelling of the genitals. SCP-695, after reaching maturity, will begin spawning within the body, with eggs migrating to the urethral canal after being laid. Genital swelling will progressively increase with the build-up of eggs, and cases of tissue rupture have been noted. During the spawning period, SCP-695 will consume blood and nerve tissue from the host body.

im just fucked.

Ayy

Let us roll

roliosis

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>>727808867
SCP-867 was first discovered in [DATA EXPUNGED], Colorado

>TFW I live in Colorado

I already got a bad feeling about this.

>>727798664
Please not the employed nigger.

>>727798664
roll

Humm

>>727809386
literally a mushroom

Hope for the fleeing black specimen

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If NOT dubs everyone gets a second roll for an ally or tool to assist

>Classier Meeseeks

SCP-662 is a small silver hand bell, 4 cm tall and 2 cm in circumference. The bell is missing its ringer. Within the inside of the bell, an inscription has been etched into the silver, reading: “Forever Mine – S.J.W.” The bell is susceptible to damage; however, given its safe nature, destruction has been deemed unnecessary. As it is made of very pure silver, it requires regular polishing to remain without tarnish.

When the bell is shaken as if to ring it, a soft chime can be heard (although this does not come from the bell). A short well-dressed Caucasian butler of self-proclaimed British heritage, calling himself Mr. Deeds, will appear from the nearest area not within line of sight, usually from around a corner. Mr. Deeds will address the ringer of the bell by their appropriate title and last name, and ask what it is they desire. His knowledge of individuals’ last names and titles is a mystery, as he himself will purport. Please see interview log 662-L1 for further details.

Most reasonable requests given to Mr. Deeds will result in satisfaction. However, there are limits to what he can do. He is unable to produce very complex items such as sports cars, luxury homes, or personal jets. If he is allowed to leave line of sight and return, he is able to produce smaller, less complex items such as a ham sandwich, a glass of iced tea, or even more luxurious items like caviar or a brick of gold. A list of notable items the butler has thus far been able to provide to those who ring the bell may be found in addendum 662-A1.

Mr. Deeds will also perform menial tasks, such as washing vehicles, preparing food, and cleaning bathrooms. If a request is deemed unreasonable or impossible by the butler, he will kindly tell the ringer so, and offer an alternative if one may be had.

rollerino.

>>727798987
(:

>>727809662
roll

>>727807837
Got clay the first time, Rolling again

rollolo

>>727798664
Rollarini

RAWL !!

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>>727798664
rawl

>>727810071
"SCP-071 is a metamorphic entity that possesses the ability to assume forms consistent with that of its observer's strongest sexual desire." is this supposed to be bad

rollinggg

Rolllllllll

>>727809656
And I take jeopardy for 100$
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkdmOVejUlI

I guess, I will win

LETS GOOOO

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roll

Rollllllllllllllllll

>>727798664
Roll

>>727810411
I've could got almost everything and i got an old man

>>727810004
i've got a door that warps spacetime

so uh, I guess I just leave

>>727798664
roll

>>727810463
Anything but the spoon!

>>727798664
Roll

Let me get a safe pls

Reroll

666

>>727798664
Eh, fuck it, why not?

>>727810700
mine is a building

>>727810033
I feel like if I was an actual D-class personnel this would be exactly how it would go, my life.
Rolling one last time

>>727810915
Basically a computer.

>>727798664
rell

>Rollin

roooooooooooooooling

>>727812186
pretty neat. id say, 4/10 for how fucked i am. nothing appears to be hunting me but press one wrong switch and boom. donezo

>>727810167
>Human subjects allowed to engage in sexual activity with SCP-071 suffered rapid atrophy of muscle, skeletal structure and brain function, with onset occurring 1-2 days after contact. The atrophy persists for up to seven (7) days, dependent on physical therapy administered after onset, though the subject may also suffer permanent decrease in stature, decreased organ function, decreased brain mass, and sterility. Subjects who achieve auto-gratification through masturbation via the use of media containing SCP-071 (whether delayed or not) suffer the same effects.

>>727798664
Rollerino

Rollllllliolio

God I hope I am that fucking statue!

>>727798664
not very

>>727812758
An autistic grammar nazi...

>>727798664
Let's find out.

bring it onnnnnnnnn

>>727798664
nah i think im good

Mirror mirror on the wall

lets gooo

Roooooooooollllliiiiiinggggggggg

>>727813498
Fuck. I'm fighting an alarm clock. I'm doomed

a

>>727798664
Roll

>>727798664
Rollerino

Y

rollo

>>727813546
>546
A fucking notepad :)

>>727798664
nig

>>727813913
"Description: SCP-913 appears to be a middle-aged African-American male with an extremely fast metabolism." I'm fighting a fucking hypernigger

>>727813828
I'm good, if he's out of the water for more than 10 minutes he dies. I'll just drive or jog away and eventually I'll be good.

>>727798664
rollio

>>727798664
Roll

>>727798664
Rawhuelauhgurah

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>>727800000

What's my fate, I love these

Here i go

>>727798664
shining out

>>727815136
and in

>>727798664
lets c

>>727798664
ze roll bitch