quick! prove your not English!

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAA

you're

>>727794488
I'm not English because I pronounce "Aluminium" wrongly

> In the European Union

I like coffee

My teeth are pretty nice and straight

>>727794610
Kek

>>727794488
Je ne suis pas un britannique

Is this good enough?

Terrorist attacks don't occur on a daily basis

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>>727795144

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UK slut thread anyone?

I am allowed to carry bread knives

>>727795028
this...

Bore da

>>727794488
you did it pritty fast there, with your spelling
BTW all brits are stupid cunts with their Brexit. Think i'll start working in a bank in Amsterdam or Frankfurt i guess

up the ra

>>727794488
French Fries

Y'all

I'm a proud American who just loves hotdogs and baseball and shooting niggers in the face with my rootytooty I mean gun.

>>727794488
My gene pool goes outside my neighbourhood

>>727794488
I get no Social Security

>>727794488
Don't get English confused with British, your map is of Great Britain. English are White, the original forgers of this great nation, British can include any old shitskin muslim trash. There's a huge difference.

I'm not a pedophile

>>727795674
*point n' shooty

A L U M I N I U M

>>727795340
lul

>>727795758
wut are you even trying to say?

>>727795452
You need brains for that you thick twat

Porcaccio dio

>>727794488
Not a fan of India

Islas Malvinas

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>>727795930
ya wot mate, ill clam ya roight in the gabbeh

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>>727794488
I'm a native of Kekistan

>>727795517
Fuck off Yank

I don't say shit like fish and chips.

I'm a smelly packi Muslim living for free off the back of my favourite host country England ....god save the queen

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>>727794488

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czn5QzGcEEk
montag rr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFkxY-jQ7dg

>>727794488
I support LUFC and i aint an aussie.
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS

WE'RE ALL LEEDS AREN'T WE!

ØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ Fuck you

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>>727795283
english are not inbreds

>>727795279
True - but they're mainly by american backed catholic irish cunts so...

>>727796683
Omg even canada seems to imbreed more than america, time for the stereotype to die!

>>727795444
Mae anon yn cachu bant

mae anon yn hoffi llyfu coc du hefyd

coffee, dude?

>>727797199
Teach the rest of us some Welsh?

I'm a Muslim paedophile living the high life in good old England, and it's all for free.

I've been to a dentist.

>>727794488
I dont like tea and i belive allah

>>727794488

I live in a house on an acre plot that I paid 125k US for and it isn't the size of a shed.

I'm Scottish. Don't ever fucking call that a map of England.

gonae fuck off ya wank stain no one wants yer crumpets

>>727794488
I know my country is absolutely shite at football

>>727794488
Mam nadzieję że Ci zajebją matke jak ostatnią szmate.

I think I pass.

>>727797562
Wnaeth fy nhad ddu fy ngadael pan roeddwn yn ifanc = My black father left me when i was young

I'm not a walking advert for abortion pills

My country's football hooligans don't get their teeth kicked in at every major tournament because they aren't fat racist alcoholics

>>727798582
>speaking Slav shit

Basically makes you a native these days

>>727798582
What the fuck does that prove? Polish has pretty much always been the 2nd most spoken language in London.

>>727796976
the Welsh are almost English

>>727799299
Might be cause I'm in Onionland (read: Poland) and not in Cuckland?

Nah I'm Welsh

>>727794488
All of my food has a thing called F-L-A-V-O-R.

>>727794610
Americans can't read for shit. They miss out the last "i" and it pisses me off.

>>727795758
Yeah I'm with the other reply guy. What the sweet shit are you on about here? I'm Welsh. Fuck you all. Dragons and shit.

Hello

i love ireland

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Yegehen ven Bonilla pom es bravisius. English fen dolas sprigun volo pom fala.

>>727794564
You dun goofed. Wrong language to reply.

>>727794488
Bier bier bier!
Schnitzel. Pommes.

I went to A university. I was in THE hospital. Furthermore: color defense honor etc.

>>727794610
I'm a Brit. Unfortunately, the American pronunciation of "aluminium" is correct. Google it.

>>727804205
gtfo you are disowned from britain go suck a yank's cock

>>727794488
Still aint got my dear malvinas back... you fucking imperialist faggots.

Color

>>727794488
I only drink tea with ice and sugar in it.

>>727794488
THE 105 freeway
INERSTATE 69

Soccer

>>727794488
I've never had beans for breakfast.

What about making a svastika in that cool sun in (383, 932)? Seems easy, 5 people would make it very fast.
Screencap it when its done

>>727798075
Yawn

>>727794488
Tally ho, old pip, old chap!

Cucumber sandwiches all around and I'll make us all a bally good old cup of tea, what!

>>727794488
I'm from Yorkshire. Fuck England.

>>727805618
Fuck you, you sheep shagging yorkshire woofter.

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I'm from London, so there's at least a 60% chance that I'm not British

>>727805866
you don't have to be born in Britain to be British.

Not English because us glorious vikings took all of their good genes for sex dolls

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>>727794488
Falklands is argentinian clay

>>727806653
I'm assuming that your English is shit because you're not making any fucking sense.

The English are at least 50% Viking. And those who aren't are 50% Norman who are descended from Vikings.

It's the blue eyes and weird little finger.

>>727806910
That's all going to shit with Brexit.

First, Gibraltar. Then the Falklands. Then Cornwall.

>>727794488
I live in London

>>727807261
soft southern shandy.

>>727794488
I do not wallpaper my ceiling.

>>727794610
You also spell it funny. It's not a proper noun.

>>727795758
Messrs Flanders and Swann explain it best.
https://youtu.be/1vh-wEXvdW8

> have normal teeth

>>727796113
And now Gibraltar.

i smoke weed legally

>>727794488
the government and your isp are monitoring your online activity http://www.ipanon.com

>>727794488
there's no pub on every corner.

>>727795144
Fuck, you beat me to it

>>727807168
Falklands is the most hard one for you to loose, its the most militarized island.

>>727803682
Gypsies?

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I can speak without the government listening or watching

>>727809193
I know. I'm kinda taking the piss.

英人の根は大きいと思う。