Let's play a game /b/ Post something really beta about yourself.

> i cant look at my mom because i am afraid that i will get an erection

>>727784803
I think you just won op

>>727784803
That is far from beta that's some omega shit.

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Sometimes, during a rain, I go out in a safe place inbetween some trees and lick their leaves.
I believe trees like it just as I would like anyone to lick me.

>>727784803
32 yo wizard, had multiple chances to get laid. One time spent 3 days with a girl i liked in her house (her family was away), she started taking off my pants, i freaked out, stoped her and
... that was it. One of many stories like that...

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Got you beat OP
>Fap to the thought of another anon fucking my waifu

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there are 3 girls who consider me their best friend

>>727784803
sometimes i prefer girls make the first move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7INDqjisNRI

I lied on /b/ for karma

join this server (minecraft)
mc.LunarTundra.org

>>727784803

I dont fuck girls until I feel an emotional connection. This can go on until a months but never further since they leave me after not more than a month.

>dated a girl online for six years
>Never got nudes
>I look back and no longer like who I was when I was with her
>Got broken up with and back together at least ten times
>Broke up with me forever over her grandma's death
>She's the entire reason I hate the whole mold-snorting shithole that is the state of Wisconsin anyhow.

>>727788182
heres a tip online dating isnt dating

>>727787622
You're a demisexual!
Nothing wrong with you.

>>727786630
Hahahahahah

>>727788416
thats not a thing faghot

Cant think of anything straight up so I'll just list a bunch of shit about myself

>fap 2-6 times a day
>whole life consists of living off benefits and staying inside playing videogames
>and hentai
>im so lazy i starve myself
>i piss in the sink
>no friends
>what is a girl
>what is happiness
>what is life

>>727788568
Yes it is.

>>727788182
It seems like everywhere is a mold-snorting shithole. Hang in there, anon.

Most beta I done is date some chick without fucking her. Like a year and a half.

>>727788551
This.

It's gotta be said that's pretty kek.

>>727788416
we dont believe in sexualities like that on 4chan. its one, the other, both or none.

>>727788609
there heterosexual bisexual and a mental illness called being asexual

no pansexual, demisexual, unisexual or scatsexual.

>>727788605
How old are you

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>>727788182
Did you ever give her money?

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Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>727788416
>demisexual

yeah but thats horrible. When I was younger I could fuck no problem and still can but I rather prefer a strong emotional bond to sex. Fml kys with what /b/ Alcohol or heroin?

>>727784803

Is it Beta to wait until you're married to fuck your SO. I know she didn't fuck around on me since she was indeed a virgin on our wedding night. And no, she wasn't on her period. I had virgin blood on my dick.

>>727789064
i can totally relate to this, im not the person who posted that. but im pretty much the same, im 19 right now

>>727789189
Are we seriously still doing this?

>>727788605
go outside

>>727789295
Me too

Question for faggots who never wash and piss in bottles: doesn't that bother you? I don't really care what other people think of how I look, but I have enough self-respect that I keep myself looking and feeling reasonable.

>>727789064

25
>tried to kill myself a couple of times
>cant even do that right

>>727786388
checked
also, are you an autist?

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>>727784803
you do know that waifus aren't real, right?

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>>727788990
This, anyone who says otherwise is a faggot and should be gassed

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>>727784803

>>727784803
>I have never fapped to 3d porn only 2d hentai

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I'll be having fun with my friends, and about an hour after not being around them, I just suddenly feel like it went horribly and everyone hates me.

It's never the case, but I just assume everyone instantly dislikes me after every interaction.

>>727788980
it's more that we just think sexualities are fetishes

>>727786630
There are many girls who consider me their best friend. Whoop dee friggin doo. I also have a girlfriend. Get over yourself, faggot. The only thing beta about this is that you're pitying yourself.

>>727790466
see a shrink
>>727790296
kys

>>727789907
have you ever been depressed ?

I can't keep a conversation going.

>>727790678
yes. I've felt so miserable that I haven't wanted to do anything, or that nothing that I do will change anything.
Then I look at myself, greasy, spotty, hair in tufts, and think, "pull yourself together retard, have a shower".

>>727788990
forgot homosexual somehow

>>727790466
Checked, and that's pretty fucking sad. i'll be honest

get some help

>>727788990
no there is heterosexual and mentally ill, meaning anything other than heterosexual

I havent had a date since high school.
Im 34.

I am a 17 yr old autistic virgin that never leaves his room, and I just don't give a shit. I also have over 170 pepe's saved on my pc.