Celebread XXX: Whew! edition
>>727782249
one of them has naked pics, right?
>>727782087
wheres this from?
>>727782087
Starting with Ana de Armas. Excellent choice.
>>727782328
Really? Hadn't heard that.
>inb4 marinafag samefags the entire thread talking to himself
http://www.strawpoll.me/12653672
Does anyone here instantly stop liking a celeb if she dates a nignog?
did Giada De Laurentiis nudes get leaked yet?
>>727782548
Pretty impressive feat given we currently have nearly as many posts as posters.
>>727782715
yes
>>727782394
I fucking love her look on this movie!
>>727782715
Go tap dance in a 4-way intersection. Selena Gomez and Doutzen Kroes (sp?) looked the exact same the day before they started dating their partners as the day after. It doesn't matter one bit.
>>727782770
the last thread he had a full mental breakdown....was funny
>>727782929
>Isn't attracted to someone because of something racial
>lol, kill yourself
Such tolerance.
>>727782929
Doutzen Kroes is so sexy.
Idc if she has jungle fever
>>727783100
this is /b/ newfag niggers are not accepted here
>>727783509
Do you know who you're responding to, faggot?
With all honesty: I think it's worse to be obsessed with a random /b/tard than a b-list celeb
>>727783597
a piece of shit nigger
>>727783030
Sorry but where was his mental breakdown?
So, is Katy Perry like Beyonce for white people?
>>727783861
She needs to be half her age and it would at least be realistic.
>>727783977
Pretty sure Taylor Swift takes the role of "she does no wrong and looks like the archtype of what we all aspire to be". well, at least among the women...
>>727784121
So, white women try to look like Taylor Swift as black women try to look like Beyonce?
>>727783861
What's this movie's name again ? forgot it :'/
>>727784225
Who the hell tries to look like either of them?
>>727784283
Knock Knock
>>727784327
ty Anon
>>727782774
Moar
>>727784283
Google Keanu Reeves and look down his filmography.
Thank me later. Works for any movie star whose film you can't recall.
>>727783858
>sorry but where was my mental breakdown was it that i spent the entire thread samefagging talking to myself..yeah that's a serious mental breakdown
FTFY, Marinafag.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12653672
>>727784453
I was just asking. No need to rage
>>727784321
I live by a college campus. You'd think being by sororities would be a good thing. I have literally observed a group of 8 "sisters" frail as a sick puppy walking together with Starbucks and Taylor-swift-ish haircuts. Not good...
>>727784392
>>727784518
why ask you already knew the answer ;)
>>727784690
Hnggg. Posted my cum tribute of her in another thread yesterday
>>727784690
fuck yea margot
>>727784524
Is it the fact they're copying Taylor Swift, or that Taylor Swift is in the business of making money off of popularity and so has a popular haircut?
>>727784756
Because I saw no breakdown
;)
>>727784802
It was yours? Great one. Loved it.
>>727784391
you are welcome :)
>>727784524
nice
>>727784897
Do you have it saved?
>>727784809
>>727784802
>>727782916
sauce?
>>727782394
>>727784999
>>727784987
Besides the choice of JLaw and Kate Upton pic, every other pic in this collage is IMO in the top 3 of their set. Kudos if you made this.
>>727785090
the movie is Knock Knock
>>727785109
Yes! Exactly it. Another anon said that it wasn't that well done having only one rope. But I'm aiming to do better this time around and edging more
>>727784999
Other anon posted it already
>>727785109
>>727785041
M-more
>>727784866
thats because your marinafag and what you do is normal to you but to everyone else its cringeworthy mental illness shit
http://www.strawpoll.me/12653672
>>727785254
If you say so
Are cracker women hotter than spic women?
>>727785192
My next possible pic. Unless you anons request a different one
>>727785148
thanks /b/ro
>>727785331
everyone knows it just look at the poll results
http://www.strawpoll.me/12653672
>>727785222
>>727785506
Yes and you are one of my personalities.
>>727785490
::)
>>727785511
Jerking hard
>>727783977
Pretty sure Beyonce is the Beyonce for white people
>>727785573
What a twist!
Tributing Margot. Shall deliver soon
>>727782715
Just you, virgin.
>>727785573
nah you wish you little faggot im just the guy who mocks your autism everytime i see your cancerous ways and points out to everyone what your doing, because of me your shitposting ways are obvious as fuck now.
>>727783861
MOAR!
>>727785710
ahh yet another of your personalities
>>727785870
Muhhhhh dick
>>727784987
Whos the chic drinkin with the sunglasses?
>>727785944
>>727786055
Don't stop
>>727785448
Yes anon please do
>>727785856
You don't exist. You are me.
Anons you choose. Do the tribute now and I can post it. Or edge more longer and get better cumshots on Margot
>>727783861
did that guy play gordo in the gift?
>>727786385
you used to say this back in the day to me when i roasted you and destroyed your gay ass threads...its funny now when u act like a pedo etc you really are a sick fuck marinafag
>>727786422
>>727786400
>>727786055
>>727785944
>>727785511
>>727785222
>>727784999
The amount of dubs and trips for Margot
>>727785920
Nah, just a troll. You 2 are funny
>>727786556
All my anger. You are the incarnation of my anger
>>727786525
no, that was joel edgerton
>>727782087
>cellulite-ridden thighs
threw up in my mouth a little
>>727786296
Fucking a
>>727786422
More please
>>727786587
>>727785710
She's pretty but has the single most unappealing body I've ever seen not counting Taylor Swift.
>>727786889
Massive kek
>>727787067
Uh...?
More Margot
>>727784987
Is that the girl from funhaus 3 down on the left?
>>727787373
Her body shape is two-by-four, famalam
>>727787374
Just finished the tribute shall I post?
>>727782087
Yippie! Ana-Anon has returned! How is it going? I hope your gf is not preggo
>>727787374
>>727787621
Hnggg
>>727787731
More
>>727782087
this is better than porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7INDqjisNRI
>>727787819
>>727787621
Stop leaving anon. Giving me blue balls
>>727788093
Don't stop
>>727787607
Hey fellow ana-lover! Im good. Thankfully she got her period. Bullet dodged. Only thing now is i dont come in her as much as i used to. Pull-out method all the way, which im fine with. Beats using a condom.
How are you doing?
>>727788065
whoops sorry
>>727787165
love those wrinkled soles
>>727788215
Anon I need you to choose a pic of hers to tribute. I'm cumming soon
>>727788373
her feet must feel great
>>727788253
Holy shit, her face, im hard as diamonds
>>727788159
That's good news pal. I'm doing alright I guess. Still a lonely faggot, nothing has changed. I'm currently enjoying a cold beer and those delicious pics of Ana of course!
>>727788375
what kind of pic do you want
Best feet
Fight me.
My m-mistress Jessica Alba i-is a-a very beautiful woman and I-I'm v-very lucky t-to have h-her... I-I try m-my best t-to be worthy o-of her, l-looking f-forward t-to waking u-up each d-day with this sight...
>>727784283
John Wick 3
>>727788621
Possibly your favorite or a face pic
Or might do these
>>727787621
>>727786220
>>727785448
>>727785041
>>727784690
>>727788669
She always t-tells m-me I-I'm slime wh-when she stands o-on m-my chest...
>>727786772
you really need to go outside...get laid maybe
>>727784283
Point Break.
>>727788782
She s-says I-I'm the l-luckiest bastard i-in the universe because I-I somehow f-found a-a way into h-her heart, stealing i-it...
>>727784283
Matrix:Revolutions
>>727788511
Must taste good coated with her spit
>>727788527
She does that
>>727788544
Yup, thankfully. She was glad too, totally not what we wanted to deal with. What kind of beer you drinking, pal?
>>727784283
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
>>727788918
She also s-says i-if I-I didn't p-pull that bs t-talk, which r-reached h-her heart, she w-wouldn't e-even give m-me a second l-look b-because I-I'm j-just s-so n-normal l-looking and regular...
>>727788642
Deff top-shelf. One of the handfuls
>>727789180
She s-said she h-had thousands o-of better o-options than g-giving m-my ridiculous ass a-a chance f-from m-much better m-men...
>>727788974
Exactly my fetish
Noomi. Checkmate.
Margot poster where?
>>727789250
>>727789254
I squirted a load up Jessica's ass you stuttering faggot.
>>727789254
I-I'm so thankful sh-she allowed m-me t-to talk to her a-at the f-first and I-I p-passed a thousand other h-hurdles i-in o-our relationship, a-allowing m-me t-to have her...
>>727789511
I creamed her dirt pipe.
>>727788974
I'm drinking some Pfungstädter Pils. nothing special, but tastes solid. You're feeling well in general? Beside the fact that you dodged a bullet
>>727789307
Also wouldnt mind cumming all over them and watching ana lick em clean with long drawn tongue strokes and heavy gulping, lips smiling
>>727789495
Whaa... w-was that Friday afternoon b-by chance: sh-she w-was gone (she s-said t-to the store) f-for a-a couple h-hours...
>>727789511
She knows h-how g-great she i-is and m-makes s-sure she always t-takes u-up a dominant p-position i-in our r-relationship...
>>727789646
Hnnnggg
>>727789741
No shit you ignorant pussy. I waxed that taco hole good too.
>>727789494
>>727790028
It's simple. My Dovey, my feet.
>>727782087
check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8FsY1EBwmE
>>727786752
My favorite!
>>727790126
Dovey and Peypey.
>>727790167
>>727789610
Nice, i should check that out one day, but who knows if they sell it in the states.
Yeah, ever since her red river came aflowing, its taken the edge off. Just smoking a bowl atm, walking dead marathon in the background.
You?
>>727789476
sorry again i can´t into multitasking
>>727790088
Fantastic soles. Fuck. Nice edit btw, db
>>727790636
100% going to work as a high paid editor.
But yes, they are amazing.
>>727790790
kiki or ryry pls
>>727790844
Why not both?
>>727790844
>>727790950
>>727790989
ok then...are you feeling okay dovey?
>>727790950
hnnnnng
>>727782087
omg wo those nipples how hard they get. They obviously get aroused in most cases
>>727791169
Make me cum Scarlett.
>>727782758
evening fellas :3
>>727789970
I-I know I-I d-don't deserve h-her g-good s-sir and sh-she c-can easily b-be 'suaded b-by a-a strong alpha...
>>727790549
just watching some good 'ol warcraft 3 stream on twitch right now. hope I can get my guitar fixed tomorrow lol
>>727791442
Katy, baby. Ready to make us shoot our loads?
>>727789843
She knows she c-can do anything t-to m-me and I-I'm i-in no position to resist h-her... She i-is very wealthy and I-I'm just a-a poor slob who scratches h-his ass, sitting o-on her couch, all d-day...
>>727791448
she has herpies ...now so do you
say thanks to derek
>>727791689
only got the on photo of her so
>>727791689
the white woman cannot be raped
rape is sex + institutional power, and because the white race rules America, and women are the majority of the white voting population, they cannot be rapped, not even by a whit man. It's not rape, it's just a temporary suspension of white female privileges.
>>727791905
It's okay, how about you pretend to be Katy sucking my cock? ^_^
>>727792006
Mmm yeah mmm queen queen and grandmother
>>727791983
I agree.
>>727792006
rather lewd...but I wouldn't say no
>>727792163
Michael, the most awkward boy who ever lived. He did many things, awkwardly, of course. He would awkwardly eat Pringles with chopsticks , and play video games, and watch hentai. But the one thing he did the most, his truly favorite activity, fingered his butt. You see Michael wasn't just your normal awkward teenager, no he was the pegging champion who hasn't been pegged yet. Though he trained his anus for days on end he never once believed that he was gay. He claimed to be straight almost every day I talked to him, but in the end it was just a clever ruse.
>>727791115
Yes I am. How about you?
>>727791222
her scat fetish would scare the little 4chan bois away is they ever had a chance to get at her
-loads of her stinky brown poo covering your face
>>727792186
Just want the pain to end desu
>>727792163
Mm hnng I'm diamonds right now she looks mighty faggot dick sucker punch and queen grandmother
>>727792163
Get on my hard cock then.
>>727792189
she is the definition of semen demon
>>727788544
aryan godess
>>727792355
Duh.
>>727792336
Yeah mmm hnnng and queen looks mmmy fat dick mmm to diamonds guzzle nigger cum
>>727792402
must.. not.. fap..
>>727792369
>aryan
>>727792402
those feets
>>727792478
>reflection
>>727790989
Wowie wow wow
>>727782087
>>727792608
Someone send this to her twitter
>>727792527
fuck...
>>727791654
You play the guitar? You need to serenade some bitches, get their panties soaked by your mastery of guitar licks, kek
>>727791347
Love her nipples
>>727792492
What's with them?
>>727792770
>>727792973
you know what
>>727792544
>>727792608
Wew
>>727792836
Dillion harper?
>>727792973
they make us hard
>>727793018
What?
>>727793132
True true.
>>727792930
This movie sucked, but it made me fap like mad like neon demon, which also sucked
>>727792911
I just want to suck on those nipples all day long
>>727783142
>>727792292
You mean her right?
>>727793210
>ryry feet in your...
>>727782723
>best emma
>mfw I just want to die but a new celeb thread pops up and eases the pain for a few more hours.
>>727793241
Kek
>>727793210
her skin look so soft
>>727793303
her sisters hotter
>>727787621
>>727788065
>>727793253
Yeah man. Its fucking money
>>727793433
just kill yourself no one will miss you
>>727793458
kys marinafag
>>727793433
Welcome to The Club.
>>727793293
Mouth...
>>727793476
I'm pretty sure it is.
>>727792911
I hear that every damn time and I am a pretty skilled player if may say so for myself but the opportunity seldom arrives. I'm a lonely mf, don't know where to look for them haha
>>727793569
you're not wrong.
>>727793639
great feets
>>727793604
I thought he only posted minors? So confusing
>>727793433
>my 4chan experience for these last 7 years
>>727793305
I think I got a lot of friends
But I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone
When you're spending every day on your own
>>727793433
My girl mari. Youre a cool guy anon
>>727793780
Hey sweetie
>>727793798
:(
>>727793848
sup
>>727793893
heeey x
>>727793939
Make these boys shoot their cum!
>>727793691
And you say all of your girl friends are either taken or ugly?
>>727793776
well last thread you was samefagginhg posting elle and mckenzie ...so you tell me ...oh wait go ask your other split personality...
oh and fancy a poll?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12653672
>>727793939
Waiting on word on eva 4
>>727792262
Who dis
>>727794396
Ariel Winter
>>727793500
Fucking die
>>727794178
Not marinafag. Am the anon asking who marina was in the last thread and then got called a newfag
>>727784987
Is that Elise ?
>>727794145
nah it's definitely on me. I'm not making any excuses. but the girls I'm friends with are not my type unfortunately. Having trouble getting to know new girls because I don't go out very often. I don't know where a good place would be to meet some though.
>>727794646
I wanna see her chunky little nips poking through that sweater
>barefoot like a real angel
Feeling like a bag of bones, shriveled up and cold.
Nineteen years old.
Is draining out all of my insides
on the floor every night
supposed to make me feel alive?
What would things be like
if I told you I wouldn't mind
swinging from the tree outside?
Would that be alright?
I hope you don't mind.
>>727788782
she has herpes or hep C, I can't remember but it's an incurable STD
>>727794907
dirty soles pic?
>>727795053
Anon...
>>727794907
>>727795053
>>727795129
enough of your samefaggery marinafag..
http://www.strawpoll.me/12653672
>>727793684
wrong
>>727795129
hnnng those thighs are doing it for me... dirty soles pic though?
new thread
>>727795356
>>727795356
>>727794767
Why arent they your type? Not a single one?
Public pretty much. Bars, parks. If you went to school obviously classes and such. You could try thr library, like the meetijgs they all have there. Just stick your head in and observe the scene. Idk bus stops, train stations? Conventions
>>727795595
I have like 2 woman friends so no neither is my type. Public is my best bet I guess. I just gotta try more. I know I could do more
>>727791983
That's gotta be one of the stupidest things ever said on /b/
>>727782774
Disgusting coal-burner.
>She has a white boyfriend.
Doesn't negate previous statement.