>go to room >See this How do you react?

i become... very erect

>help 911 there's a naked burglar in my house

>>727772195
turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>727772195

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>>727772195
Do you have to ask?

Call the game warden and leave.

I'm not into bestiality

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>>727772195
Got more of this ass?

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>>727772673

Tell the monkey to get back in its cage.

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>>727772907
just this

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>>727772195
>take a picture
>go on photoshop
>invert colors
>fap to a hot white ass
>go back to the room
>call the cops
Ain't no nigger gon be layin' in my bed, in my house

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>>727773211
well i found more by myself

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>>727773211

>>727772195
Why the fuck are you not outside picking my cotton??!!

>>727772195
I burn my house

>>727772195
call the /pol/ice

>>727772195
punish her for having a break from picking cotton

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>>727772195
P-Put your wee wee in it

>>727774217
>bestiality

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>>727774613
>bestiality
let's go

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>>727775046

>>727774745
i didn't say post degenerate-tier fetish porn

dick straight in the ass

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>>727775117
too late now.

>>727772195
>>727773211
>>727773595
Welp, time to race mix.

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>>727775280

10/10 thread, please continue anon.

>>727772490
This

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a bit more feral now

>>727772195
> acquire prohylactic
> engage mating ritual

Oh look, a nigger lover thread.

Jews sure are trying today.

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horsepussy

>>727772195
I ask where Rick and Coral are

>>727772490
Then you will be walking the same way dipshit

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>1993+24
>real women
>black
Disgusting.

Go on to sniff her butt

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>>727775994
meh, they're all pink on the inside

>>727775845
Welcome newfreind

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>>727775824
imagine cumming on that ass and seeing it drip all over

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>>727776147
regularly do

>>727772195

Call the exterminator and have my place sprayed for niggers.

>>727775993
I really want to try this. The closest I have been to black pussy is a half spanish girl. Fuck. No fuckable blacks here in Denmark.

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>>727775760
>anything i don't like being posted means its the jews doing it

Have you ever thought maybe some guys like black girls and dark skin?

>>727776130
>Literally took the most used b8
Summer is almost here

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>>727776235
the imagining part, I mean

>>727776275
>The closest I have been to black pussy is a half spanish girl


SO nowhere fucking near then? You retard.

>>727776334
>Damage Limitation

>>727775824
When you haven't stolen anything in 24 hours

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>>727776275
i found some just a few kilometers south of your border. local born half black, and one imported from portugal

>>727776334
i fucking love you guys

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>>727772195
fuck her

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>>727776235
fuck I just love ebony chicks, they get me hornier than anything. too bad I live in a part of europe with barely any dark girls around

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>>727776124
found the right pic for that

>>727776542
Y-you too...

>>727776415
Exactly. Nowhere near. You got it.

>>727776639
you'd be loving a guy you dipshit

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>>727776813
so tasty looking

>>727776739
So....?

>>727776634
good old horsevagina.jpg, was about to pull this one out myself

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>>727772195
>ask how she got there
>make sure she's ok
>make her eggs for breakfast

>>727776285
we call those people liberals and they aren't welcome here

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>>727777128
you mean this one: >>727775782

Kill that nigger

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I love me some chocolate, but mixed are best

>>727777261
eh, that's a good example too

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I'm all out of pretty negresses.

>>727778236
good

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>>727777143
/pol/ plz go, im trying to fap here.

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>>727778283
suck my supremely white dick

>>727777179

Nice feet

>>727776634
Looks like a portal to AIDS

>>727772281
This. Everyone is else is an edgy faggot.

>>727778323
not just pol but the whole site
>>727778374
sorry i'm not into degeneracy

>>727777143
Nice try, lefty. gtfo

>>727778864
i bte you're black IRL

>>727778669

Shuddup. They're all pink on the inside.

>>727772195
Why are my bed sheets yellow? Why aren't my walls blue? Who is this lady? This isn't my house

>>727779039
the good ass to fuck

now I'm really all out.
>>727778907
more like this pls? blacks with perky tits are subreme

>>727779097
you've said that twice now

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>>727779215
thats why I like em; fat asses, fat tits, fat lips.

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>>727775994
Exactly, 2d is better than 3d in every way

>>727778907
She would look great with a 8in erect penis

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>>727779325

>>727778864
Go back to /pol/ please you're no better than sjw faggots

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>>727772195
>>727773211
>>727773567
>>727773595
>>727774971
>>727775287
>>727775993

>>727772195
Whip her for leaving the field

OHMYGADDAMN

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>>727779242
sure I got more

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>>727781641
dog bless you anon.

>>727779880
you came after moot left, didn't you?

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>>727781717
found some more myself in the meantime

>>727772195
put two condoms on

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>>727781717
it's just really hard to focus on posting when there's so much amazing jerk off material all around me

>>727772195
Empty my shotgun since there's a nigger in my house? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>727772195
I'd realise that either I'm in the wrong flat, or she is.
At any rate I'd flirt to the best of my ability.

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one way, dead end... street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human existence

>>727782024
ya, well, /s/ can be a goldmine, even if you have to sieve through all the fat arses and hangtits.

>>727775782
11/10, would berry

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>>727782269
dammit. pic.
>>727782281
>picrelated

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Bring Back Apartheid!!!!!!!!

>>727776499
underrated

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>>727782324
wrong country, kraut

>>727772195
I'll just use it to cum then throw it in the garbage

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>>727782269
agreed, sometimes /gif/ can be a goldmine as well. I rely on tumblr for quality amateur shit, you just need to skip through the feminism

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>>727782416
I bet you use plastic forks, too.

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>>727772490
you cant do math :/

>>727781930
Fuck, she's gorgeous. Name?

>>727772195
have her stand up and face me so I don't have to shoot her in the back.
yay castle doctrine! one less nigger.

>>727772195
hi, you were waiting for me
then just either throw her out or have sex.

Also heavily depends on the degree this might be a scam of some sorts (for example where this would be clear case of burglary, I'd rather go for my gun, than ask many questions and then call police).

if in student droms - throw or sex.

what else there is to it?

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>>727782521
axe them >>17375704

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C'mon have some fun /pol/

>>727782747
sorry, being a retard here. >>>/s/17375704

>>727772195
>rape

>>727782476
Nope, but some things are so cheap they are not worth cleaning

>>727782959
Michelle Obama?

>>727774875
Sauce?

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>>727782961
they clean themselves if you train them to

>>727772195

I can always tell when someone's asking for a good whipping.

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>>727783194
no

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so many edgy 15 year olds in this thread

>>727772195
Ask her what her fav shampoo is?

>>727772195
first thing I'd try to do is bury my face in it

>>727776979
source?

>>727772195
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/healthdisparities/africanamericans.html

Just some light reading for y'all.

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Lolwut

>>727784442
Almost check worthy

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>>727782508

newfag

>>727775011
Who is she?

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>>727784574

looks like a horsey

>>727772195
Turn it over, it could be a trap

>>727784773
you're shitting me, right?
google is a thing, you know. also, don't google her, she's fugly in most of her pictures, duckface and all

>>727772195

fuck ass
worry if its a trap after nut
????
profit

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>>727784800
but a bretty horsey. a horsey I'd eat.

>>727773567
Bury my dick without mercy

>>727775845
every 360 joke needs this comment

>>727772195
destroy that ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7INDqjisNRI

>>727772195

Crank it
Spank it
Slap it on the bing bong

>>727780013
how is her skin so perfect

Call my nigger buddies to come get her back to tha ghetto.

>>727772281
Get boner whip out dick

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selfie

>>727776334
>jokes on them i only PRETENDED to be retarded :DD

>>727785292
Fuck yeah, Not the Cosbys!
Not Rudy was GOAT.

>>727775994
it's all the same when the lights turned off buddy. besides, you wouldn't deny any of these women if offered sex in the area lifes
>>727776124