Whats a life lesson you learned the hard way?

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Some people just dont want to be saved

Non-sequiturs impress no one.

>>727766898
Never put more than 3 pool balls in your anus at a time.

Never fully trust anyone. Your best friends can betray you. The girl who you thought loved you and trusted more than anyone on the planet might be fucking your best friend. Your brother might be stealing from you.

It's fucking awful and kills your soul, but you have to be suspicious of everyone all the time.

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>>727768078
Thanks, I'll remember that

>>727768078
I go 2 and one of those little chalk cubes max, myself. Whenever I fart, it shoots little blue clouds.

>>727768412
This.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Always wipe ass immediately after pooping, do not wait hours later.

>everyone is responsible for their own happiness
>only dogs are loyal
>emotions are ficcle
>there are idiots in every walk of life, there is no point arguing with them for they will remain idiots
>double dropping is like dancing with death
>you're likely going to be working until you're too old to enjoy your free time

Religion is a waste of precious time. Live our life and try to be grateful for what you have.

Don't piss into the wind

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Don't hit on famous people because you're a scrub

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Trust no one.

I learned that from trusting people.

4chan is a great place :D

If she says she doesn't want to do anal because she has the shits, believe her.

>>727766898
life isn't meant to be difficult.

>>727766898
du kannst dich nur auf dich selbst verlassen

>>727768845
that's why hookers are awesome. Have as much crazy sex as you can while you're young. Yeah, you'll have time for that kind of shit when you're retired, but you'll be an old fuck who just wants to sleep and couldn't get it up anyway.

Which brings me to my contribution to this thread: hookers are awesome. Use them.

>>727768412
That's sad don't you have a family?

Don't worry. Ever. Seriously. Not worth your time. Worst comes to worst, you die. Big woop.

Don't work for your money.
Make it work for you.

>>727766898
a 500 bottle of wine can only pair so well with a 5$ happy meal

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Time makes fools of us all

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>>727769059
Story

Life is unfair, that is just how it is.

Testing captcha

there is a physical afterlife

>Just ask her out she likes you more than you think
>Stop being such an autist and calm down

If I had been taught these two things, or really if my parents had taught me ANYTHING of worth, maybe I wouldn't have lost my shot at the only girl I ever loved

>>727769148
I do. And my brother's in prison for embezzling half a million dollars from our company and my mother and I barely have enough to get by, and my ex wife was fucking my best friend and took my house in the divorce.

>>727769059

ass to mouth! now!

no matter how funny the sticker is- cops don't like to have it one their cars.

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>>727766898
You can get a proper education, do everything right, invest in developing your career, be good at what you do and STILL lose it all because of industry factors way above your control.

Sauce; former offshore oil professional...currently driving a beer truck, lucky to even have that job.

>>727769277
>Insert clean dick
>Pull out shitty dick
>The end

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She was never yours. It was just your turn.

>>727768818
What happens when you don't?

When a girl says "I can't get pregnant" without seeing a doctor, she's either lying or incredibly stupid (and so are you).

>>727768845
>only dogs are loyal
Cats want a word.

>>727766898
"It's the Jews"

>>727769709
Itch

Don't touch exposed metal in a light socket

>>727769949
This. Although I don't see why you wouldn't straight away.

>>727770069
My experiences from not being thorough enough

>>727766898
Never trust druggies, not even if they're your friends.

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Never cheat.
>fall in love with best friend scared to tell her for 2 years
>we kissed in a lowes parking lot at 5 in the morning, we were up all night
>when we kissed it was like nothing else mattered.
>there was no parking lot
>no shithole town
>nothing.
>just her and I in this void together
>we kissed until the sun came up and it only felt like a few minutes
>best sex I've ever had
>best person I've ever been with
>she's even stopped me from killing myself twice without knowing
>I pissed it away with one random hookup.
>slept on a mutual friends couch in his garage last night
>sitting in Walmart parking lot until I have to go to work.

If go to the one we kissed at but I honestly don't even feel like I deserve to be there.

Almost everyone in your life will leave you.

>>727768967
Who'd you hit on anon? Greentext?

Don't round house kick your friend in the head with a metal plate in his head

>>727769356
Did it work?

>>727769522
You from Texas anon?

>>727766898

don't date, don't fall in love, and never marry.

save your money and spend it on the things you love--whether that's video games, CDs and records, tiny friggin plastic foods from Japan, whatevs.

Hoard your treasure like a happy hamster.

Seek out gold and sit on it.

>>727769949
Even if you wipe immediately you still risk itch tho.

>>727769949
>>727770069
>>727768818
>Nasty white people detected

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>>727768412
I ve never trusted anyone except my mom when I was a kid, but now I m playing like i put trust with my friends and gfs (yes i have 3 gfs atm, very hard to deal with all of them) I never let my wallet, pc, phone unsafe from me

>>727766898
Sisters are great when you're young, but when you're older you'll wish you had all brothers.

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>>727770182
can relate

>>727769051
NORMIE GET OUT!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Doggo bread isn't always served when you need it.

>>727769608
fuck.

>>727770858
Explain? What's doggo bread?

Escorts are fantastic. When you're in your early 20s, you're stupid and think you're smooth enough to be able to score 10/10s on your own. You are not. The top 10% of women, physically, have their choice of any man on the planet, if you're just an average guy, you ain't getting one of them.

This is where escorts come in. This allows you, as an average guy, to "unlock" the 10/10. If you want to fuck super hot girls, and I mean have crazy, ridiculous porn sex with them, getting escorts is how you do it. I'm a complete no one, and you would be fucking amazed at some of the women I've had my dick in, on, or around.

>>727770383
Used to live in Louisiana...worked out of Texas a lot.
Currently living in NY. Glad to be out of the South.

Women want to fuck me.

>I'm so wet right now
"Yeah I hate in summer when you don't even move and you sweat, you gotta take like two showers a day..."

I'm stupid.

>>727766898
I've never learned anything the easy way.

>>727771030
You American? Is that legal in America? How does that work if they state they're not prostitutes?

>>727771057
>I can see that dick through those pants, I want that
"Fuck... Take them then, I hate these pants, people are always saying that. Trade you for those black jeans?"

>>727771050
What's wrong with the south tho? I'm from Texas and I've lived all over and I've found southerners are always friendlier. The only time I've ever experienced racism was in Santa Monica beach.

>>727771251
Tranny here, Houston was super friendly compared to LA. So many cute guys too oh my god

>>727769451
jeeez man.

>>727766898
Hard work and planning never guarantees success.

>>727771116
Escorts are prostitutes, it's just a classier name so they can avoid legal bullshit. Usually, they'll have their normal rate, and a lesser "companionship only" rate. If you're not paying the companionship rate, it means you're gonna fuck. As long as you don't explicitly state money for sex, it's legal since you're only explicitly paying for her time.

I mostly do it when I travel, though. Makes the logistics much simpler doing it in a country where it's legal and girls can openly advertise, state what services they offer, etc.

>>727766898
You pay the hardest prices for the smallest things. That's why think twice before you do or say something.

she isn't coming back

>>727771378
I'm from fort worth and I'm not handsome. Would I still get a genuine good time or would you force yourself on my penis cause it's your job?

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>>727769935
/thread

>>727771478
But It does guarantee that you'll be a good goy

>>727771251
Former oilfield fag here.

>What's wrong with the south tho?
I'm not bagging on it...if it's your home and you like it that's cool. The things I like to do just aren't there. Outside of New Orleans Louisiana is a redneck swamp...and straight, flat roads made it a suck place to own a motorcycle.
No good SCUBA locations in Louisiana either.

>>727771520
What if when push comes to shove and she refuses to touch my penis cause I'm not very handsome, can I report her or am I out of luck?

>>727769051
newfag spotted

>>727766898
Don't trust women or niggers. They truly aren't people.

i learned that

> life is like a nigger here in old niggs

Never hit your girlfriend, never ever. My ex tortured me, betrayed me, lied to me, but all I remember about it is how awful I was to her. Years later it still kills me, guilt, pain and regret. It ruins you.

>>727772880
Something tells me you're never going to get laid.

>>727772937
>maybe you didn't hit her hard enough
idk sounds like she deserved it tbh

>>727772662
You're out of luck. Can't exactly go to the cops and tell them you paid a bitch for sex and she wouldn't fuck you.

Won't happen, though. Not if you're getting a well-reviewed girl or a girl from a reputable agency. I'm a fat guy and I've never had a girl refuse.

>>727773021
Never gonna get robbed either, so I'm cool with it.

>>727772937
What if she has a knife to your mothers throat? You're telling me you wouldn't kick her ass then?

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>>727766898

Don't mix Adderall caffeine and THC with alcohol. I'm stuck on the toilet and damn this hurts. All of those things are hard on your stomach.

>>727773097
Grow up kid, your Sesame Street is showing.

>>727773039
White trash/10

>>727769608
I get this, wife of 8 years and mother of my child just left and is fucking a different guy every day of the week. I haven't been able to get one single woman to give me the time of day.

people are cunts

>>727773317
You're cuck is showing new friend. But worse case scenario what would you do then? Allow your mother to get stabbed?

>>727769451
Christ, life really shitted on you anon

>>727768412
Very true anon. I have experienced this many times. The worst ones are when you do more than you are able to help someone only to find out they have leached everything from you, and still want more. It drains you and makes you wonder how someone could be like that. People don't think or care of others, only want and take. When they know you only have yourself to offer they destroy you anyway they can. I have an x wife that has been doing it for years and a gf doing it now. I have been at the top, and bottom. I know what is important and I think it is from my experiences. I truly feel you thoughts and am sorry. Maybe things will change for us. Wish a REAL friend would help me. Waiting is the name of this game....

See things are looking better for me already!!!!! 88DUB

>>727774344
Now 44DUB!!! Nice

>>727774409
Well, lost it.... Back to life

>>727766898
If you're horny, just jerk it. Seriously. Don't fuck her sister/friend/mom. Just go and jerk off.

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I typed some pseudointellectual shit for 20 minutes before erasing it all. All I have to say is this.

>People are selfish creatures by nature and most of us act on impulse. The fault is no one's to bear, but the consequences are. You should never fully trust anyone.

>>727772937
My cousin used to beat on her ex pretty hard. He'd always have black eyes. I think if a woman who was as big as her was hitting me I'd hit back. Equality.

>>727774508
True. Free fun and fast with no strings. Top shelf advice

>>727774651
Is your cousin hot? You ever sleep with her? Is she flirtatious towards you? You ever sniff her panties?

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>>727773379
i believe in equal rights and lefts

Trust your gut. Trust what you know. Even if it may upset people, it'll be more than worth it in the end

>>727766898
do drugs

You can't fly with the Eagles when your surrounded by Turkeys

Don't mix (a lot of) ice cream and beer.

>>727775002
Only niggers use drugs. Enjoy never contributing to society faggot.

>>727766898
Don't trust a white person with dreadlocks.

>>727775209
Quit talking in fairytale rhymes faggot.

>>727766898
Don't waste your life on /b/

>>727775353
Kek
>Greentext?

>>727775353
>white guy with dreadlocks can confirm
i wouldn't even trust myself

Never marry a chick just because she let's you fuck her up the ass

>>727769451
That's ridiculously unfortunate. I'm sorry this happened to you.

>>727769374
Details?

>>727775436
Not much to greentext, really. Fucker borrowed money and other shit and never paid me back.

>>727769374
Tell more?

>>727775353
>never trust a person with dreadlocks.
ftfy

>>727776000
Have you tried kicking his ass? Also nice trips.

>>727776109
That's the plan for the next time I see him.

This too shall pass

"Give someone a finger and they will eat your arm" "if you want to dance, you have to pay the fiddler" Nothing is free...

>>727776927
PS: I have learned the hard way many times. Still learning. "The ride never ends" anon. Sorry brah, welcome to the club of suck.

>>727776927
>"if you want to dance, you have to pay the fiddler"
>muh shekels
You sound like a Jewish

>>727777777

>>727776236
There is no need for fighting. It just makes things worse. The only way to get remove an enemy is to kill them so they can't seek revenge. That's a road no one should take. Forgiveness is the key to move ahead. If the enemy will see they have no affect on pulling you down and see you move forward, they will become interested in you and end up following you. I think.....

College is a waste of time and money, unless you spend other people's money.

>>727777718
Not a Jew. I live by that statement.

>>727778449
The Jews are very persistent, though. THey have firm beliefs in their own superiority and the subjugation of all other nations.
tldr; you can't be exemplary to a sociopath

>>727778578
So true...
You should only go to college if you want to be a lawyer, doctor etc
If you want to become an artist or programmer it is a waste of time and money. All that shit can be learnt at home.

>>727770587
>3 girlfriends
How do you find the time? I barely have time for one and dating other people is already pretty hard without any time for the people that don't immediately reject me for having a gf already

>>727778578
I couldn't have gotten the job I've had for decades without my diploma. I also believe I'm better for the college experience; good times and learned life lessons were had...

...but that was a different time. I don't think I could recommend it to anyone today.

Thread is good.

You can manipulate the state you are currently in with high concentration and beath techniques. It should feel like a flow going through your whole body, beginning somewhere in the upper body and immediatly going thropugh your head after you felt the flow. After the flow moving through you had, you realize and begin to accept the reality you formed. For example, you are feeling misearable but with some milisecond short breaks after the flow happened, you can stimulate yourself into being less an dles xdepressed until the ignorance phase kicks in and you are feeling better. Hard way becauxse Im always depressed

I will never go more than a few days without wanting to kill myself. My entire life will be constant suffering and there is nothing I can do about it. I will never accomplish any of the dreams I set out for myself. I will just be a burden on my family, and taxpayers across the country until I finally die.

Cheer an anon up thread>>727780340
Same

>>727768412
This, plus never give/lend something you're afraid to lose and never wait for something in return.

>>727766997
fpbp

>>727770182

Don't beat yourself over it. Everyone makes stupid mistakes.

Don't put your dick in crazy. Son's "mom" has Narcissistic Personality Disorder & I'd love nothing more than to go NO CONTACT but I'm stuck dealing w/ a toxic person & mitigating her influence on my kid for a lifetime.

>>727780924
I'm in that boat with you. They take EVERYTHING and still want

>>727768412
True that

Also, play your cards close to your chest. Be very very careful about revealing your hopes & fears. Some maladjusted people listen not to hear or understand you but to gather info to use against you. Never tell someone you don't 99% trust what you're really thinking, & try to think like your opponent so you can counter them.

>>727781323
Nailed it!!!!!

>>727766898
don't stick your dick in crazy

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. Let your guard down for a second & something BAD could happen that'll change your life forever. Women & children can be careless but not men.

>>727781323
Well said sir

never drop the soap in prison. they said its a joke and thats what i thought too. just... just dont fucking do it

>>727766898
traditional morality gets it right

You're not special
Rewards, trophies, statuses, grades, professions, income, race, rationality and other things that identify you don't mean anything
You are who you are. Just make sure to read and find out what makes you happy. Don't allow the world to see you, but you should see the world
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
Keep your needs before others
Don't let peer pressure get in the way of your life
Save money
Think before you do something
Marriage is meaningless. 50% of marriages fall apart in this generation so choose the right person you want to spend your life with
Children are expensive be sure to pull out.
Don't argue with an idiot they will make you lose brain cells
Do whatever the fuck you want to do
Stop caring about what others think of you besides its none of your business
Nothing is perfect even you
Life will hit you like a brick on multiple days
Life is full of never ending lessons you can choose to learn from them or no, but there are some that will be there until you fully master them

Life is like a shit sandwich
The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.

>>727782992
Bread being money or what?

"inflammable" does NOT mean "not flammable"

>>727783161
Yes. bread=money

“Always keep your foes confused. If they are never certain who you are or what you want, they cannot know what you are like to do next. Sometimes the best way to baffle them is to make moves that have no purpose, or even seem to work against you. Remember that, Sansa, when you come to play the game.”

“What . . . what game?”

“The only game. The game of thrones.”

-Littlefinger

To always take creep shots.
Join us b3hgcbfr

>>727772378
I used to live in Alabama and had to spend a ton of time in Monroe, LA for work. I hated that depressing fucking shithole.

>>727782855

yeah dubs an truth and they tell the man of truth enjoys the illusion

>>727783379
Need the story on that, man

>>727783379
>>727785661
Yeah man this should be good. Do tell.

>>727773073
/thread

>>727768412
People need to trust me less. I compulsively do stupid shit and I always regret it

herpes.

>>727786353
Damn. I lucked out not getting this.

>>727779727
what job?

Wear a rubber. She WILL eventually get pregnant

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>>727766898
That sometimes you're just better off alone.

If you really don't want to be single anymore, be comfortable and confident in being single.

You can lie to anyone about anything, but just don't lie to yourself

>>727768958
Don't piss in your toilets in complete darkness.

>>727768845
>double dropping
What is this mean

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>>727768412
I'd easily betray you. I'm your best friend who's also fucking your wife while ripping your arms off. I'm your brother. Give me your soul. I'd gladly kill it. Be suspicious of me!

>>727769852
Cats are the faggots of the animal kingdom.

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>>727768078

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>>727766898
Trust no one. op! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

AH HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Trust no woman!

They'll all betray you!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[swipes right with glee]

[rips your arms off intentionally while humiliating you in front of niggers with their dicks out!]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

>>727766898
It is officially dark out when you can no longer tell if a thread is red or black.

>>727786624
>what is abortion

>>727787220
>Use Item
>Acid ×2

>>727788141
Ah ok

Don't drink and drive

join this server (minecraft)
mc.LunarTundra.org

>>727766898
to trust no one
i got paranoid personality desease after i got kicked out of home from parents with 16

"She" is not the one, relax. The notion of "the one and only" is a faith you may or may not entertain. You're just left with emotional scars that heal over time and you lack the appreciation and love that you have become so used to. If you need to have a narrative to make sense out of it, here's one: She was God's way of telling you how much of a loser you are so you finally see it and grow to be a real man. Women are God's way to gauge how well you're doing.

Now build your swag, fuck bitches, get emotionally healthy through it and have the good women come into your life, so you can progress to the next level.

>>727768412
yeah pretty much this

>>727766898
time is always moving, dont waste it. do things now so you wont have regrets of things you could have done back in the day because after time passes there is no rewind button
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7INDqjisNRI

Don't communicate with children.

I got called a paedophile by some harpies because I was walking my dog where their kids play, and they all wanted to pet her.

>>727782992
Kek

>>727781323
Now that you say it, I've realized this has happened to me so much I do it to people. I've never used the info but I'm like a fucking bank of info when it comes to people, like saving pics of girls I've been with in case they fuck me over, then the internet gets their pics

>>727772378
LA native here. It's shit and I would love to move to another state ASAP. They roads are terrible, lots of racism, and even more rednecks and idiots. Good food tho.

>>727788495
>tfw 43 yrs old and kissless virgin

>>727769051
You haven't been here long enough

>>727768412
this, i had a friend who fucked me over.

Get off of this website as soon as you can, when I first joined it I expected funny greentexts and memes. I found that only a few posts I laugh at are minimal, even rare. But somehow I still dedicate myself to it.

I lost my will to react to people being killed, animals being abused and killed, children being killed, and sometimes even child pornography. It's sickening but I can't seem to get a reaction out of myself anymore. This website has sort of changed me. I try to leave but I can't.

>>727770573
Found the nigger.

Never trust a fart

>>727769051
at first yes,after a year or 2 it drains your soul,and becomes the cause of your depression

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>>727769438

>>727790037
This sums up what I was gonna say

>>727768005
Go on..

>>727770412
I feel the same way but i know its wrong

If you develop any morals as a man you should see that abortion is wrong.

>>727768818
>Always wipe ass immediately after pooping, do not wait hours later.
God damn savages..

>>727790869

And after about 10 years you come back here on the weekends because it reminds you your normal okay day to day job is far superior than what a lot of beta cucks ever achieve.

And while the above is 100% true, it doesn't fend off the lonely feelings of being foreveralone.jpg

>>727770573

>nasty
>white

pick one you filthy ape

Life is like a box of chocolates; old, crusty and covered with the scent of something you know but refuse to admit

>>727766898
A cock up the ass hurts.

some cocks can't be unsucked

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Any of you fags interested in a shit posting discord server???? Thinking about creating ranks based off of the board system. Anything goes.
Invite Link: https://discord.gg/UvBKuN5

>>727773317
he is right, fuck that bitch up

>>727766898
kill cops

gabapentin has a horrible withdrawal syndrome

>>727769451
Shit, hope you learn a lesson through all of this. The type of choices you make greatly impact your survival and happiness. You may have to dump of dead weight to survive..

>>727766898
all of them

>>727786624
You talking about the shot, anon?

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>>727766898

>buying a house at my maximum household income.

Fucking realtors; you tell them your budget, and they still show you houses at higher price ranges so you'll see the houses within your price rage like shit.

Realtor: "are you sure you want that house in that horrible neighborhood?"
"You guys actually qualify for this type of house. You deserve it."

My dumbass: "Really? You think so. Sing me up"

First, you struggle just to repair your car when it unexpectedly breaks down. Then regular trips to the movies becomes a distant memory. So you stay at home watching netflix with microwave popcorn like a peasant. And your only choices for dinning out becomes McDonald's dollar menu and Little Caesars Pizza ($5 dollars Hot and Ready). And you are forced to drive a shit car for the next 10 yrs.

But my house is sweet as fuck. Even though people on welfare eat better than me ="(

Only 20 more yrs to go.

>>727794416
what do you mean with "my maximum household income"
unamerican here

>>727768412

I was lucky as fuck, I guess. I didn't experience this shit until my early 30's. And it changes you. I turned more of a shutting in and an asshole after people close to me turned their backs or did bad shit to me.

I did a lot of growing up in a short period of time.

>>727768845

Very insightful and true, but what does this mean. Sorry, English is my 3rd language.

>>double dropping is like dancing with death

Talk and get it off your chest.
Stop worrying about what -might- happen and what people -might- think of you.
Experiences > possessions.

>>727769852

Your cat will fucking eat your face if you suddenly die of a heart attack, and there is no one there to feed it. Zero fuck given.

they tent to be assholes.

Source: mother was a cat owner.

>>727795347
Two tabs of acid

>>727769356
This is so deep and brilliant.

>>727768412
/thread

>>727795586
Dogs will do that too, though.
Better argument: most cats that are free to roam outside have several 'owners'. They don't care about you. You are just a provider.

>>727786854

Yea because life is such a cunt as soon as it realizes you're happy being alone it will send people to make you miserable

>>727794691

My personal income, my wife's income, and our stock earnings. Pretty much the total amount of money that enters the home.

>>727766898
Don't do heroin

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>>727768412
>>727769209
>>727769353
>>727771478
>>727771697
>>727790037
>>727794416
>>727795549
Best in thread.

Don't start a business or career to look good to other people. Have a good reason, and if anything that involves money involves a lot of math, do the math. Don't skip it or look it over really quick and decide something is a good financial decision because somebody showed you a huge equation that looks like you're good to go. Do the math yourself and see for yourself before you do anything.

Always live within your means. Doesn't mean you have to be frugal, but not buying brand new shit all the time and not splurging constantly goes a long way, and will give you a lot of wiggle room for other things that need to happen.

Work on your personal flaws. If someone tells you to do something, you do it. Then they might add more to that order and want it done right away. You should do it without cutting any corners, because if you don't, or do it half-assed, that shit translates into your professional life.

>>727766898
Getting arrested sucks

>>727795805
>most cats that are free to roam outside have several 'owners'

hmmm, never saw it this way. I'm not much of a cat person, but there is this cat who sometimes scrolls through my backyard, and eats the mice and lizards. Cool dude, I actually feed him some meat when I'm grilling outside.

Trust your instincts, they are usually right!
If you have your doubts, get the fuck out.
Don't shit where you eat!

>>727773436
LITTERALLY ME

>>727766898
Here is what you need to know from my hard way:
1. Hide your assets NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR gf, wife, lover HIDE YOUR FUCKING ASSETS. If she loves you if she thinks you are poor then you are better off.
2. ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER WOMAN ALWAYS ready to go in case the one your are with goes nuts (and she will she will)
3. If you want a friend get a dog but always have a good number of people who think they are your friend by your side
4. Always work hard to come out on top and you will come out on top. All of your competitors will always give up before you

check for the penis before anal

>>727768005
I'd agree with you, but it's sunny today.

>>727769129
spoken like a dude who's never fucked a girl that's 16 years younger than him

>>727769852
you're actually retarded
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but I want you to suffer through more of your shitty life

>>727770573
Groups of all colors and creeds have individuals with bad hygiene.
But way to show your bias there buddy.

>>727766898
>Whats a life lesson you learned the hard way?

Women don't want to be treated equally

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>>727790869
I've been here for 5 years now. Never been depressed. 4chan is a goldmine this is a lesson I learned here. You just have to figure out its uses. So stop crying you beta fag.

>>727790869
It's the things that you let affect you, that actually do so.
If 4chan does this to you, you're taking in things that could be easily avoided.

Life is full of pitfalls.dont burn Bridges and if you think someone is trying to take advantage of you don't think just act

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>>727766898
About woman's heart.

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>>727769935
We (jews) are actually like the Force Users. The ones who choose to walk the path of the Dark will do terrible things( e.g Siths) But the ones who choose the path of the Light do the best things. (Jedis). If you think about it it makes actual sense. At least it does for me.

>>727801471
Uhm dude, you're just people like the rest of us.
You're no more or less special than anyone else.

Making out with your GF's friend in GF's room is a bad idea, especially when your gf is on her way to bed soon.

>>727766898
Don't allow yourself to be held back by people out of a misguided sense of loyalty.
There are very few people (friends) that you will meet that are worth being 100% blindly loyal to.
Plus it makes you look weak, and nobody listens to weak people.

>>727802167
You had to do that before knowing it would be a bad idea?
Seems like common sense to me.

Life is no lesson

>>727766898
Depression is here to stay.

>>727802075
it was a philosophy analogy. To point out that we are capable of very good and very bad. Depending of our philosophy of life. but I agree we're people like the rest of you. Yet people still seem to forget that.

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>>727802460
All people are capable of good and bad. What matters is their choices.
If you think people forget that you guys are also people, perhaps you shouldn't use analogies that portray you as powerful magical people.

suicide is the answer

Don't shoot up your school

>>727802694
How else would have you explained that? But you're right I shouldn't have used this analogy. I just like the idea of jews as Guardians of Light or Power Seekers Like the Jedi (because in our religion it says that we are the light guardians). I was not thinking in term of power level or some sort.

>>727768412
This. But I fully trust my family.

>>727803236
It's the idea of you being somehow special that I am against though, just like I'd oppose it in any other group.
Putting yourself on a moral high ground, enables you to look down on others and suddenly horrible acts are okay, because you are better than them.
I'm not saying you have that opinion, but it is a dynamic worthy of being wary of. Because it has created some horrible situations in the past.

There can be harm in looking. The saying "there's no harm in looking" is a farse. That's what got me into an affair with a co-worker.

>>727770412

> Seek out gold and sit on it.

Like a jew?

>>727803583
Sounds more like a dragon to me.

disregard popular beliefs, use critical thinking, believe in yourself, love another

You can't change a girl

>>727801471
This is why nobody likes the jews, they consider themselves totally above the rest.

don't start smoking pot, it's not worth it

>>727777836
But why tho

>>727766898
Is this loli or a real girl? http://www.swingeer.com

>>727779926
You ruined it

Keep every information you get for yourself, only share minor info with others. Increase your own knowledge and use it right.

>>727770182
I know this feel

>>727766898
Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches

>>727803502
It's true. And we know a lot about that. This is the hard learned lesson we had. That thinking you're morally(or other) above allows you to act on other you would consider weaker. I am agnostic, but I consider myself a guardian of the light in the sense that if I can make somebody happy or help someone I'll do it as a duty. I've never looked down upon others. Because I know we are all humans after all.

>>727766898
dont shit where you eat

>>727804012
Come on man. Lurk moar. I explained what I meant just after that.

>>727804432
Well as long as you keep that in mind and this concept of being a guardian of light is what inspires you to treat others well and help them, I see no issue.
Just be wary of falling from grace.
It's in our nature to do horrible stuff, if we do not keep ourselves to a higher standard.

>>727769561
Written like a true Shakespeare

>>727766898
Never have a 3 some with a family member. When we me my girl cousin and another dude fucked her. She somehow got pregnant with a creampie? Still scared to know who its is

>>727788440
Thanks anon, i kinda needed this

>>727804965
You're surprised she got pregnant from you cumin in her?
Did you skip high school biology class?

>>727805207
cumming*

>>727771057
Gee ...
>im so wet
>proceeds handing a towel

Don't try to control something you don't understand.

Women are capable of horrific things and can't be trusted.

Be weary of what you may find when searching for coveted information, what has been learned cannot be unlearned, no matter how much you want to forget what you find.

If you haven't gone through any hard times (Things that make you want to do things you can never tell anyone about or make actually do those things) it's not because you're smart, careful, wise, or anything but lucky.

This is one of the best threads on /b/ or 4chan. Please dont let this thread die.

>>727804729
Sometimes I think that if anything, life is a game. And that I choose to play the good ending for this run. (by good ending I mean the good actions playthrought like in fallout with the Karma system) It keeps very low my anxiety about the meaningless absurdity that is life.

>>727771478
But bad work and messing around will, almost surely, fuck u up

Don't finger 4 year olds

>>727805444
Life is only meaningless if you give it no meaning.
I'm here to do my best with this singular chance of living that I have been afforded by chance.

>>727805893
wtf dude?

>>727770412
This is the opposite of what you should do

>>727766898
don't fucking microwave pop tarts

>>727766898

Being just to someone doesn't guarantee they'll be just to you in return

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>>727805934
That's very wise. I share your views my friend.

>>727774918
Can you calm the fuck down you fucking freak

>>727775382
What part of that rhymed?

>>727768424

>>727781323
Took me way too long to figure this one out. Good on you explaining it so well.

>>727772937

>>727786854
That's easy enough to say, but how do you do it

>>727789039
why have you not just paid for it at this point?