Get my laid /b/

>>727765800
I wanted to catch in a photo your spontaneous beautifullness, my lady.

>>727765922
/thread

>>727765922
do it

why havent we had sex yet?

>>727766024
roll

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Yeet

>>727766069
reroll

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>>727766089
Keep this up OP

>>727766024
rereroll

>>727766089
Oh cringe... good luck now anon.

>>727766024
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727766089
Could i look at your huge breasts, my lady.
Do it op

While waiting for the reply, how about this?

A photo is a memory, this was one I wanted to keep. Let's keep this up.

>>727766024
rollerino

Seriously though.. wanna ride my face?

Instead, I ended catching the innocence of a beautiful angel, my lady

>>727766089
This screenshot lacks fedora tipping, but ill give you an overall 8/10 for delivering

Also rolling for feet pics

>>727766024
this

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She replied

>>727766089
I'm sorry, I just think I love you very much. The feelings make me say weird things.

FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY

do it OP

>>727766024
.

>>727766309
That's why it's so beautiful

>>727766322
oh shiiiiiiiet

>>727766322
DUBS! DELIVER OP YOU FAG!

>>727766024
rollllllll

>>727766322
Oh no

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>>727766322

>>727766322
Winrar

>>727766309
*tips fedora*

>>727766322
rip op

>>727766309
>>727766322
Maybe thats all I wanted to grab in that photo

>>727765800 <----------

op seriously you have to put that in

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Hmmm

>>727766309
Hahaha kek

>>727766024
roll

>>727766444
AAAAAAAAAAAA

Post ass first OP

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>>727766466
OP FUCKING DELIVERED!

>>727766024
rollo

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>>727766309

Your derrière is far more attractive than the face of any Hollywood wench

>>727766466
This won't get you laid

>>727766466
My god he did it

>>727766

Kek

>>727766466
MY MAN

>>727766466
He fucking did it. You have the admiration of /b/but no pussy now. Gg

>>727766024
get

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>>727766537
no but it will get him some serious internet points

Can we make a new one? Without clothes?

I just feel an unbelievable need to have my shit pushed towards my stomach

>>727766599
>>727766611
wew

>>727766611
motherfucker

>>727766531

kek, roll

got it OP

>>727766611
winrar

>>727766466
My cock is too large for your mouth so I think your ass is the only left for me to capture

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I said get me laid you fucks

>>727766599
post it

>>727766644
whew

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>>727766024
rollerino

>>727766611
There we go!

>>727766683
FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY FIST ME MOMMY

>>727766667
You fucked up dude

>>727766699
finally

>>727766688
This?+?!?

>>727766683
Send pics of your ass!!!

>>727766699
my nigga

>>727766688
>>727766699
>>727766667
>>727766644
>>727766611
>>727766599
wtf so mutch

my ass is ON FIRE

>>727766788
top. fucking. kek.

>>727766752
Double on repy to dubs, YES

>>727766688
Lol winrar

>>727766683
Sorry that was my little brother, he stole my phone. Look, what are you up to later tonight? or this weekend even? I'll buy us some drinks and take you out for a nice meal. you pick the joint, your favorite food. I wanna try it. And maybe, if I can, would I be able to eat your pussy? You dont have to do anything back. I'll buy you a coat.


dubs get.

>>727766683
Just being silly, I've been watching too much tv. But for real, let's take another photo soon, after a few drinks and some food.

Hey, sorry for that last message, in fact i just wanted to ask you if you like Lazy Town

>>727766683
nothing..i just popped this huge pimple on my dick lol wanna see?

>>727766788
It keeps happening. So much wasted potential here

>>727766850
bump

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Hmmm maybe

Op you are the best ahah

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>>727766877
yes it does anon, yes it does

>>727766683
My friend took my phone. He's an ass. He has kekmoots syndrome so it gets a little crazy sometimes.

>>727766877
winrar

Holy shit op

Get my laid /b/

>>727766911
Well it's all over now

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Im running out of Waifu pics, can you just send her this and say "This is a real woman, be more like her"

>>727766911
Posting this as well??

>>727766911
MMMM WHATCHA SAYYYYY O THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL BUT

>>727766683
>>
What's the difference between a busload of sandniggers and a wedding? How should I know, I just fly the drone!

You got fucked by /b/

Stop wasting dubs guys. Reeeeeeeeee

Most dubs in a thread REE

>>727766788
another one

I'll buy you a car if you go on a date with me.

>>727766977
>also this

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Welp

Baby you can call me Moses, cuz I'm gonna rip that ass apart like the red sea

>>727765800
>>727765922
>>727766322
>>727766444
>>727766466
>>727766599
>>727766611
>>727766688
>>727766699
>>727766788
>>727766877
>>727766911
>>727766977
all these dubs and op doesn't post any

But...you make my peepee go vroom vroom

>>727767119
LOL WTF IT FITS

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>>727767120
THIS

>>727767145
roll

>>727767120
roll

Sorry, my father thought he was being funny.
So how about we go to the movies or someshit?

>>727766466
>>727767132
he delivered once.

>>727767145
Rollerino

Guys, say stuff that fits with the conversation so she doesnt think someone stole his phone

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>>727767120

>>727767120
Reroll

Call me pappy

Im a faggot

>>727767222
Wait, those are not dubs

>>727767244
Winrar

>>727767219
that comment wasn't even dubs

That's what you think sex is???

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>>727766683
You did NOT ask to "get me laid"

You asked us to "get MY laid"

Communication mother fucker; work on it

>>727767145
Re roll

>>727767277
winrar squared

can you cuck me with other mens?

>>727767300
win rar

>>727767120
This!

>>727767337
roll

how many legos can you get up your bum?

>>727767377
winrar

>>727767300
This
OP plz post it

>>727767396
reroll

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Post pictures of her OP, give us some inspiration goddamn it

Hey, i understand that im acting strangely right now, but the smell of your oyster is better than my dinner

>>727767119
SEND HER NUDES

>>727767217
rr
stop fuckin up, faggots! be discrete

>>727767425
ROOLLL

>>727767396
better: you want to build a lego dildo to stcik up your bum

>>727767300
this WORD FOR WORD

god damn it bitch, just show me your pussy, i'm horny as fuck

>>727767425
rollerino 2

>>727767377
WINRARRR

Why don't you come over and peg me with a 12 inch strap on, I'll even make you tendies.

My peeppy is bouncy bouncy

>>727767396
roll

You cant spell advertisements, without semen between the tits.

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Trying to deliver thinks that will kinda make sense to keep the train going

>>727767517
ROLL

I think the pharmacist mixed up my prescription. I hear horses!

>>727767548
>>727767377

winrar op

>>727767548
WE WANT TO SEE HER

look bitch i'm getting real tired of your bullshit, you better show me this naked body or i will not talk to you again

Yeah, but your ass still smells like trump

>>727767548
i know we have my original question still stands

>>727767119
"Excuse me for my harsh words. It wasn't my intention to be mean. It's just... I didn't replied to someone's post and my mother died last night. It's hard to explain... "

>>727765800
You dirty fucking rapeslut why don't you send me a pic of that hairy cumdump right now before I fuck your dog

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Hmph

>>727767548
I can respect that.
/b/ is gonna chimp out over it though

>>727767543

Rollerino

>>727767548
Sry I'm very fucked up right now you better ignore the shit I say

>>727767674
Roll

>>727767548
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

*Roll* "Do you want pre-marital or marital sex?"

>>727767674
This

Give her the link to this thread

Quads show up

>>727767674
roll for this

I want you so bad, I can't stop thinking of your huge ass. My 1-inch wonder can't handle the sheer mass, but I'll please you in other ways.

post a pic OP
check these dubs

>>727767685
Man you're fuckin crazy

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>>727767548
I shaved my pubes, now the whole area looks like the face a fat Mexican that just hit puberty! What about we go out tonight and you take a look at it after?

>>727767674
Rollerinho

>>727767685
I'm so sorry OP. You trusted us and we've let you down. Thanks for delivering tho kek

>>727767777
quads son, do it.

>>727767777
WINRAR
DOUBLE TROUBLE

>>727767777
nice quads

>>727767777
for real op is crazy

>>727767548
OP your the fucking best
also roll for "I Am Pappy the Anal destroyer, my lady i took a pic of your bum for my loneliest nights"

>>727767685
Come over, and bring your filthy whore of a mother too so she can blow me while you eat my ass.

>>727767716
ROLL

>>727767674
Rolling

>>727767685
Well at least you can play it off as if someone stole your phone.

>>727767674
Dubs get for this

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>>727767777

Sorry my dad got my phone and wrote those things. I feel terrible..

>>727767674
This op

>>727767880
this

>>727767674
C'mon this

>>727767880
roll

>>727767880
rt

>>727767777
My first quads i'm overwhelmed by this glorious feeling

Sorry. That wasn't me you were talking to. I wouldn't say any of those things to you. I'm actually interested in you and I'm not trying to fuck this up for me. I went to the toilet for one second and immediately your mother's all over my phone. What a bitch.

>>727767880
ROLL PLS

>>727767674
Dubs 4 this

>>727767880
this

>>727767880
THIS

>>727765800
What the fuck /b/? You can't get him laid and instead just fuck around? Fucking degenerates.

>>727767674
Reroll

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Gunna deliver the man your crazy thing after she replys

>>727767941
rolling like that nigga yesterday

>>727767674
Rooll

>>727767880
Reroll

>>727767674
check em

>>727767880
this, roll

>>727767941
roll for this

Sorry about that. That was my main bitch, Michelle.
Wanna meet up again next weekend?

If you want to get laid why are you replying her with shit comments?

>>727767674
Post this op

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>>727768006
im waiting.

>>727767941
roll for this

>>727767674
OP deliver

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Im a degenerate so shes not fazed

>>727768068
bump

>>727768099
oh look dubs, that makes 5 this thread.

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>>727768075
THOSE ARE THE RULES Of THE GAME YOU FUCKING NORMIE, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727768111
WINRAR

>>727767674
this

>>727768006
Would you ever consider shaving your pubes to look like Geraldo Rivera's mustache ?

>>727767880
Rollercoaster this

ok now pal, bullshit aside, show me dat puss

tomorrow i will do something that will blow everybodys mind. allah is talking wth me in my dreams. "kill the infidels" he said. please don't tell the police. allahu akbar

Can i cum up your nose?

>>727768115
I'm posting this conversation on 4chan and making fun of you because you're the only stupid whore who tolerates me.

>>727768111
WINARR

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Gimme something good

>>727768209
Can't tell if you're serious cause this kind of thing is NOT new to /b if it is real, where?

>>727768111
WINRAR!

>>727768068
roll

>>727768232
this with link to thread

>>727768209
HOLY FUCK DO THIS OP

Give her link to this thread

>>727768266
PICS OF YOUR PUSSY YOU FUCKING BIMBO!

>>727768230
reroll

It is so strange to be anything at all girl.

>>727768111
Oh boi

>>727768275
reroll

>>727767880
Damn it plz dubs that would be fun

snu snu time

>>727768275
HERE

>>727768275
yes roll

For you to find a nigger to dick you down while I jack off

>>727768266
TITS

>>727768309
reroll

>>727768291
roll for this

>>727768111
YES FINALLY

>>727768344
GAME OVER ANON

>>727768344
WINRAR

Aw man, I gotta go feed my grandpa that I locked in my basement, but before I go can we exchange nudes or atleast you send nudes? I haven't fiddled my dick for sometime now.

>>727768266
For you to tell me why you shit in my living room last night

Link to this thread OP, give her that

TITS

>>727768266
Op deliver. We had trips

I'm waiting for the day we can embrace each other in the act of love-making!

>>727768209
do it OP

>>727768267
i'm serious that OP should send this and when we are lucky he will be raped in jail

>>727768344
Oh shit.

>>727767396
ROLL

>>727768266
dubs has spoken

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>>727768344

>>727765800

I was just trying to get some spontaneous fun out of our conversation, you have any plans for the weekend?

>>727768344
Rule 1, faggot!

Send me your tits so i can have a wank and cum on my phone. Ill call you after so you know its complete because my microphone will be all distorted and then ill lick it up cause im abit of a faggot like that. Just send me your tits.

>>727768405
Reroll

>>727768137

>>727768111
>>727768266
Deliver!

>>727767880
Fuck it roll for last time

>>727768431
>>727768209
yea DO IT OP

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I aint no bitch

>>727768500
>mfw

>>727768266
Do you want to have my baby sweetie?

>>727768500
Winrar

I had enough of this crap
Cock or Glock bitch, its your call

>>727768547
Faggot

>>727768547
Faggot has to deliver >>727768111

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>>727768547
DAMMIT OP! YOU RUINED THE THREAD!

>>727768547
kek

hey annibelle

>>727768547
Now you're in serious trouble

SHOW US YOUR PUSSY BITCH WE ARE CRAVING FOR IT

>>727768547
rip abandon thread

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>>727768547

>>727768533
dubs have spoken

do it OP >>727768209

Hi annibelle

>>727768547
Dun goofed

Sup Annibelle?

>>727768547
OMG HOW COULD YOU????????

>>727768547
The end. And we all had a good laugh. gg sellout faggot OP

>>727768547
Fucking rip, if she keeps talking to you just bail on 4CHAN we let you down

>>727768547
You will be remembered as a hero, OP.

>>727768623
it's no use, OP revealed it EVERYONE ABANDON THREAD!

ANNIBELLE

Im proud to have you killed OP
Such magnificent feeling

>>727768666
AND NOW I GET SATAN TRIPS!

Oi annibelle you know the rules.
Tits or gtfo

I'm sorry I thought humiliation was your thing. Now, can you just send nudes to get this over with?

>>727768666
Say this REEEE

OP DIE

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER

Fucking cancer. Golden opportunity for top kek. All went down the drain, because you fucking newfags got no sense for subtlety.
At least it might be the only thing able to get his laid.

Hi annibelle text me we can trade pussys 7654905604

>>727768696
Do you even understand the rules?

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Well....fuck

Hitler did nothing wrong

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>>727768547
Hi Annibelle Mills.

Drop that white boi and get yourself a real man.

>>727765800
well OP aint a bitch thats for sure

God fucking damn a woman is coming over. Everyone behave!

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This was amazing thanks for you're involvment op and annibelle.
You just made my day

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>>727768754
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT OP!

>>727768754
Time to stop being a degenerate and move on with your life anon, it's down hill from here faggot

>>727768754
get fucked

>>727768754
WE'VE BEEN BREACHED

>>727768754
can we fuck one last time?

Abandon thread, let's go to pornhub instead, if this gets dubs, Annabelle, post pussy please

>>727768754
Well, everything as expected OP. At least this is better than she thinking you are that weirdo

>>727768754
she wants ur cak

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>>727768754
>tfw not getting my laid

annie, respond us, show us your pussy with a timestamp

>>727768754
Haha. Your fault.

>>727768847
roll

>>727768847
ABANDON THREAD! THREAD IS SINKING, A GURL HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN OUR MINST!

>>727768688
Followed by dubs. Kek

>>727768867
This. Do it Anni.

Annabelle send your nudes here yah fucking slut niggerbitch.

>>727768754
There was trips you should of done before the thread link. Oh well, good while it lasted.

>>727768922
DO IT SLUT NIGGER BITCH!

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Welcome to autism land, where traps, children, and fetus fetish are free to roam

>>727768922
WINAARR

Annabelle must deliver.

come on op you nigger, you must have some nudes of her, share with us and show to her

>>727768922
Dubs Have spoken

OP and Annibelle thank you, you are the best!

>>727768922
But op isn't a nigger

>>727768754
Well at least your not a faggot today OP. Your fine in my books

>>727768922
WINRAR

Faggot OP

>>727768989
This. Share nudes. She's going to dump you anyways.

>>727769077
Winrar 2.0

Can anyone find out who OP is? Shouldn't be hard with reverse social engineering and dnsip hacking.

OP needs to deliver.

Ok thread is dead, ALL LEAVE REEEEE

teach her how to post OP so we can talk to her

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Im done boys , shes mad. Op waves the white flag.

Annibelle if you're here post photos of ops small dick

Kek, the girls profile pic looks like a skinhead on a bike,

>>727769174

dont worry anon im on it right now, wont take long

>>727769311
Do it anon, b4 it 404s

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Dont know if im doing this right but you who asked for damiens dick here it is

>>727769395
QUICK OP!

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Well then

>>727769395
FAST!!

>>727769432
OH SHIT

>>727769432
Damien? is that OP? Leave OP alone

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>>727768209
Rollerino for this

>>727769495
JEZUS CHRIST SHE LIKED IT

>>727769533
As awesome dubs those were, thread is sinking

IS OP NOT GETTING DUMPED!

>>727769213
Annibelle, he's been posting your nudes the whole week

OP deliver to the niggerbitch thing, lmao.

>>727769495
It's a very disgusting shitload and you SHOULD BE MAD

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>>727769495
No fucking way

>>727769432
Not my name , nice meme fag

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Gbye gentlemen it's been an honor posting with you tonight.

>>727769495
SECOND FUCKING WIND NIGGA!!!! JUST SOLO IT AND POST REPLIES

>>727769432
look at that hand, its a child. fake

>>727769495
UNABANDON THREAD COME-BACK FROM PORNHUB

OP marry her

>>727769495
well, the guys over there are craving to see your pussy, you could show them, it's easy to post there, i can teach you

>>727769783
I plan to c:

thread not dead?
That marks the last of my img folder, il just lurk then

YOU ARE MY FUCKIN HERO.

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>>727769432

>>727769764
Ha! I never left

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>>727769783
OP, MARRY THIS WOMAN!

>>727769432
Quality mushroom