The Loliccubus appears before you.
What do?
fuck him
Submit to its every command
>>727757554
IMPREGNATE
>>727758170
She would look lovely with a big, red, round, pregnant belly.
>>727757554
I'd kneel before her and beg to taste mistress's pussy. I'd let her punish me in any way possible only if she'd cuddle with me later, loving me. :3
So I'm guessing none of you have children? Oh wait that would require sexual intercourse, a taboo subject to Loli posters
Kek
>>727758808
The fucking cringe. You can literally see his virginity
>>727758808
>how Loli posters try to text their crush
No wonder you've all been rejected to the point of resorting to animated children. This is all one tragic comedy
>>727759273
>>727759317
Why don't you go troll trash? They're even more autistic.
>>727759526
Out of the world of 7.5 billion people, I'm sure someone would actually come to like me.
>>727757554
Post big nigger dick
That's a weird way to spell cringe thread
Soon to be ITT:
>man children
>virgins
>people who haven't showered since Halloween
>people who can't step on a scale and make it read a number that doesn't start with "3"
>grown men with as much sexual experience as a newborn with Down syndrome
>pedophiles who are restricted from acting out their urges due to crippling autism, and the fact that they are confined to a basement and don't have a drivers license
Here, you're going to need this.
>>727760147
Jokes on you, I go to university and have a driver's license.
Can people just start posting loli?
>>727760260
>can't deny the other things
Makes it a whole lot less impressive
>>727760311
My computer won't let me save Loli images it says I don't have enough autism :( I'm sure the end of this thread I'll be good to go
>>727760311
Ok
>my dick last thread
I Summon my Rikki. Your move femfag
>>727760448
Nope. Keep posting. :D
>>727757554
hug and love and live happily ever after.
>>727760448
That's a riskque post there anon.
>>727760448
You little bitch!
I'm going to fine yooouuu!!!!
>>727760558
>>727760498
>>727760448
MODS!
>>727760558
AHHHHHH!!
>>727757554
i'd make fuk on it
>>727760606
IS THAT YOU MR MOD?
>>727760147
Are you really still at this?
It's been like an hour. You just wasted an hour of your day doing essentially nothing. You keep repeating the same insults instead of trying to personalize them and you hardly post enough to even drive up the image count. You are quite literally just wasting your time.
Do you really not have ANYTHING better to do? Maybe talk to friends online or something? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? What would you tell them you've been doing for the past hour?
You need to set up your "bully" game. As it stands now your posts are just pathetic. They don't really offend anyone and they're at most a minor annoyance. For your own sake stop.
>>727759526
We haven't all been rejected I'm married and my wife knows I love lolis.
>>727757554
Fuck it.
>loli thread
>no loli posted
>nothing but whiteknight fags circlejerking each other
If you dont like the things posted on /b then dont come here
>>727760606
HERO
>>727760147
>man children
Welcome to /b/, guess what? You're here to
>virgins
Welcome to /b/, guess what? You're here to
>people who haven't showered since Halloween
Why so arbitrary? Why Halloween? Just curious at this point
>people who can't step on a scale and make it read a number that doesn't start with "3"
Nice double negative, 10/10 making me read it twice
>grown men with as much sexual experience as a newborn with Down syndrome
Refer to 1 and 2, also that baby is probably closer to having touched a vagina, and most defiantly titties than you have been for some time.
>pedophiles who are restricted from acting out their urges due to crippling autism, and the fact that they are confined to a basement and don't have a drivers license
As opposed to pedophiles that don't molest children for a slew actual reasons? Again with the oddly specific, almost temped to throw the "You're projecting" argument out there.
>>727760769
You got baited kiddo
>>727760448
>>727760558
We're those really breaking the rules, mods? Sheesh.
>>727760780
Does she like lolis too?
>>727760846
I have fallen for master trolling I'm so butthurt
>>727760871
It was right on the edge, but the second post crossed it.
>>727760871
*Were
>>727760769
If I'm wasting my time why did you bother giving such a lengthy reply? Just to make you waste your time, I only read the first line of your reply. That means you got all the chicken tendie grease all over your keyboard for nothing, autist
>>727760925
If only
>>727760952
Same could be asked of you, why are you here if you aint posting loli you sad fuck
>>727760871
No she has a few odd kinks. She was molested by her father. I was actually kinda surprised she stayed with me after she found out I was attracted to lolis.
>>727760926
No it wasn't. Both were just pics with a girl standing in underwear. Nothing inherently sexual.
>>727760952
We respond because you're pissing us off for no inherently good reason. Now fuck off. Wish mods would fuck your ass with a banhammer. WITHOUT the lube.
>>727760952
>If I'm wasting my time why did you bother giving such a lengthy reply?
Because I enjoy arguing with people on 4chan. To a normalfaggot like you that's pathetic, but to me it's enjoyable and therefore an okay use of my time. For you however it's still pathetic, and still a waste of your time. Pretty simple logic.
>Just to make you waste your time, I only read the first line of your reply.
I'll just have to make sure to work around you autism it seems.
>>727761115
>you're pissing us off
You've admitted defeat
>>727761061
It's pretty funny that the trolls itt have to convince themselfs that we are all neckbeards/weaboos.
I'm sorry to inform the trolls that most of us are pretty normal, have sex with girls (unimaginable I know), and don't look like shit.
>>727761160
That burger looks good but would take me days to eat.
>>727761115
this isn't reddit, the mods wont ban you unless you're posting CP (like he did) or you YOURSELF are underage.
>>727761146
How does it feel to be defending a thread about posting drawings of naked children? How does it feel to know that you're trying so hard to defend this autismal abyss, only to have the first line of your reply read and the rest dismissed as autistic screeching?
>>727761242
or unless it's funny
>>727761242
Mods ban you for posting little girls in maid uniforms. What the fuck are you talking about?
W.E.W. LADS
calm down for a sec
>>727761303
that is loli, NOT CP there is a difference.
>>727761158
...And?
Go fuck yourself.
Mods, isn't there a rule against derailing threads, even on /b/?
>>727761242
Technically what he posted wouldn't be CP.
>>727761242
Like the guy posting spongebob meme's, thinks a driving licence is mention-able life goal and the only insult he knows is 'autism'?
>>727761356
You're so fucking autistic it's hurting my soul
>>727761291
>How does it feel to be defending a thread about posting drawings of naked children?
You're not very bright if you think that's why I'm posting.
>>727761200
I bet you make lots of big boy cummies in girls
>>727761353
Again, mods will ban you for posting a photo of a little girl in a maid uniform, what the FUCK are you talking about?
>>727761408
Whoa!!! ya' got 'em there...
this aint 8ch kiddos, we cant all have threads devoted to girls putting things in their mouths. in fact. why not just go there? you guys' certainly get more freedom.
also, how the fuck is this post spam, memechan? you tell me?
>>727761497
Cp is real, loli is drawn, CP can ruin lives, Loli can't
>>727761553
Because a photo of a fully clothed little girl doing something completely non-sexual is CP?
Come on anon.
>>727761521
inb4 ban
>>727761553
>loli cant ruin lives
you lost me when you said that.
>post yfw you realize that there are grown men sitting in a dark bedroom masturbating to drawings of children as they await mommys next batch of tendies
>>727761553
Loli can ruin lives
Stop and use your little noggin champ
>>727761601
>fully clothed
>>727761615
Are you retarded....
>>727761617
see, he wont get banned like the pedo did.
>>727757554
ask merunyaa on tumbler if he takes commisions and make him draw her taking it in the butt
>>727761651
So all those videos of girls in bikinis on youtube are child pornography and they were all victimized for life?
>>727761629
>>727761688
By his logic, yes.
Gotta love the real autism here
>>727761750
This is /b there is no "real autism" we're all equally fucking retarded.
>>727761798
Nah, there's people more autistic and retarded than others. Lolinons I feel are just normal while the trolls are weapons grade autism.
>>727761669
>doesnt know that society is retarded. if you have a retarded boss that doesnt understand the difference between a real girl and a fake girl he can still fire your ass if he wants to.
>>727761909
>trolls are weapons grade autism
time for you to go to /k then
>>727761683
Hmm calls himself a girl
Yes.. gots a patreon and make 1600 a month
Not bad not bad
>>727761910
That retarded boss would probably fire you for wearing odd socks.. anything and everything can ruin anyone's life.
It takes a real lonely fag to be into Loli
I actually feel bad for the troll. Fighting a battle he can't win.
>>727762147
And it takes and even lonelier fag to spam in those threads
>>727762147
Hmm takes one to know one
>>727762150
I have a girlfriend and have sex every day. I win by default because I don't have to use animated children for satisfaction
>>727762147
Nigga, this is /b/ we're all lonely fags.
>>727762245
and yet you are posting in this thread.
>>727762245
HAHAHAHAHA what are you? 12
>>727762245
then why are you on /b?
>>727762147
Not going to lie senpai
Your bait taste like shit but you still reel this fuckers in
>>727762035
Mistress! Please show us more of yourself!
>>727762245
I also have a gf, and have sex with here regularly, do I win now?
>>727762323
>>727762301
You can really tell you guys are betas who have never had a gf if you seriously think that you don't have time to go on 4chan just because you have a girlfriend. You're probably so desperate and lonely you think relationships are something completely different than what they are. Me and my gf use to shit post waifu threads together, but y'all think girls are way different than they are in reality because you're so alienated from them. I really pity yall
>>727762356
I think you got it around the wrong way buddy..
>>727762433
Only if you make the big cummies
>>727762356
Says the boring niggerposter.
Rule 1 of Trolling: Never admit you're a troll
Rule 2 of Trolling: Never imply you're a troll
What riles people up is when they think you're an idiot but you keep giving either believably stupid arguments or reasonable arguments agains their beliefs.
If people know you're an idiot because you admitted you're being (and likely are) one then you already lost. You're just spamming and no one is falling for your bait.
>>727762461
that's enough, time for you to leave you sorry excuse for a troll.
>>727762480
If only
Not enough loli in this thead.
>>727762461
nigga i'm not the one lowering myself and settling for 3dpd.
>>727762551
Oh so I see you are exactly as I described. Okay, enjoy your fictional relationship with animated children since your view of human relationships is so skewed
>>727762568
Yeeea not too sure about that.. might wanna read through the thread
>>727762643
Are you done?
>>727762761
Is that suppose to be your "waifu"? Fucking pathetic
>>727762461
Does your imaginary gf know you spend all day in loli threads
>>727762544
Keep telling yourself that
Also by the way scroll though last thread and this one
He played you fuckers badly but you kept going in for more
I'm getting off now
Have fun fags
>>727762833
HAHAHAHA pulling out the big guns now are we?
>>727762574
Here come the mods.
>>727762833
See, this is why none of us take you seriously. you try so hard to get a reaction out of people who have seen people inside-out.
>>727762847
......You must be blind
>>727762847
Lol u got no where to be , thats why you are here to begin with
>>727762847
Nigger I was trying to give you advice.
The most effective way to troll is through satire.
>>727762976
>>727763014
...More BDSM loli? :3
>>727762414
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtjdAJDrtq9j_SGtAiHEw3A
>>727761629
>>727762414
>>727762932
Based on the amount of images you have of this cartoon girl I'm going to assume your autistic brain has made some kind of attachment to her? Just know she is a drawing and incapable of loving you back. Weebs are an evolutionary mistake. It's a miracle your mom hasn't smothered you with your body pillow in your sleep to rid this world of the mistake she created yet you fat fuck
>>727763102
I'll see what I can find. Mostly just pulling this off of gelbooru from memory.
Look at the hips on this loli.
>>727763184
Mizore-chan and i are actually having a fucking blast watching you try to upset us.
>>727763088
Not rly trolling if u actually believe in the stuff ur saying, that dude the worst kind of gay
>>727763257
Who? I'm sorry I use to play outside as a kid and grew up with a healthy social life I don't know what all this anime shit means?
>>727763249
Why is THICK loli so rare?
>>727763339
Then how did you know the tern "Waifu" and use it correctly
>>727763265
If you're not baiting them into believing you're something they hate then you're just mocking them.
Well since the troll has invaded here I'm motivated to go outside and grope some 3d lolis in the park.
Since it's a nice day and all.
Bye guys
>>727763416
From shit posting the waifu threads. So it is a cartoon character you have feelings for due to years of rejection? It makes sense now
>>727763527
>continues refreshing the thread and posting after saying this
>>727763532
Maybe you just need a snow-cone
Ok guys, let's calm down. That's enough loli for one day. Let's not push our luck with the legal system.
>>727763811
ok THAT is not ok.>>727763849
I would fuck her with my big nigger dick until she passed out and nut in her multiple times in order to impregnate her. I ain't letting that tight piece of ass go anywhere!
>>727763630
How many good boy points did mommy charge for the body pillow with your purple haired preteen girlfriend printed on it?
>>727763820
...why would they care?
>>727763907
i've got 5 and they each cost 200 dolars, they cost a combined total of about 5K why?
>>727763863
You cant stop me
>>727763987
Oh I don't know, because it's illegal?
>>727764007
To call mods, or not to call mods, that is the question.
>>727763907
300. It was before the inflation hit from me spending so many good boy points on tendies. I use to get 100 per shower. (I only shower every few months)
>>727764087
I'm cringing so fucking hard. Weebs have to be the biggest flaw in humanity since metal fans
>>727764087
Fuck off imposer.
>>727764087
The fucking cringe......
>>727763525
Dude was in the other thread too Idk maybe thats how he can cope with enjoying loli- by pretending he hates it?
Weeb with purple haired imaginary wife confirmed drooling autist lmfao
These threads are so fucking cancerous
Would you rape an elf loli?
>>727761444
>>Big boy cummies
I find the brain that would say 'big boy cummies' pretty intriguing
Well, that's all from me for now. If anyone's interested in the artwork, just google the artist Orange Bullet.
>>727764604
I love all his work, the girl is so cute
Chocolate loli.
Boyish loli.
>>727764514
no. Loli is for loving, not raping.
>>727762574
MOAR
>sniff little sister's panties
>get hard
Is this normal?
>>727766297
Absolutely.
>>727767278
Doesn't it make me a pedophile though?
>>727767698
Well, how old is she?
>>727767923
She has My Little Pony panties.
>>727768026
You're fine.
>>727768250
Nice
>>727757554
>What do?
Tell her to step on my face.
>>727760798
>Nice double negative, 10/10 making me read it twice
...are you being serious right now?
>>727757611
A succubus is female. The male version is called an incubus, you fucking moron.