newer loli thread
How do you deal with a loli who needs to go potty?
>>727755674
nope
ITT: virginity
ITT: basement dwelling man children maturbating to animated children while eagerly awaiting mommys next batch of tendies
*shhhiiiieeeetttt yo path*
>>727755711
>>727755795
Hot
ITT: edgy teenagers incapable of getting pussy so they confine themselves to a dark bedroom and masturbate to cartoons
>>727755806
i swear you guys are bigger fags than us and that concerns me dude
Post that loli puss
>>727755885
Almost trips bruh
>>727755558
ITT: grown men who have never felt a vagina before so they cope with their eternal virginity and autism with this cringe festival
>>727755941
Nice
>>727755937
>>727755558
I don't think the girl in my pic is wearing a diaper.
ITT: beta males who couldn't describe what a vagina feels like if you held them at gunpoint
>>727755940
the only thing cringe here is how much of a virtue signaling cuckold you are
ITT: children of disappointed parents
Go take your biweekly showers before mommy takes away the gaming computer you threw a tantrum for
>>727755987
Hehe I'm in one tho
>>727755940
Tell me who touched you, was it the priest?
Now fuck off snowflake. Thousands of people are currently jerking off to porn you probably hate. Get over yourself
>>727756111
Trips!!
ITT: people who will remain virgins until their death
>>727755484
https://discord.gg/v5qhWSX
>>727756105
>butt hurt virgin spotted
>>727756163
Yes moar
>>727756189
My mom caught me last time :(
If I held any of you virgins at gunpoint, could you accurately describe how a vagina feels?
>inb4 damage control
>>727755558
skin her shorts down and stick her ass out the window. we gotta be across state lines in half an hour, ain't no time to stop!
>>727756263
Scary...
ITT: everlasting virginity
>>727756304
How about telling her to go potty in her shorts?
How many of you can step on a scale and make it read a number that doesn't start with "3"?
>>727755806
>tfw I'm literally about to drive to my mom's house to eat lunch and she cooked chicken fried steak fingers
It's like a more luxurious form of tendies. U jely?
>>727756413
Lmfao. Spit my water out
>>727756211
Wrong, sorry.
Now tell me why you're so upset.
Why you have such a deep-seated fear of threads like these?
You were molested weren't you? Precious little faggot
>>727756464
>angry man child virgin detected
>>727756464
>fear
>mfw
How many of you can look down and see your penis because it isn't obstructed by your protruding belly fat?
https://discord.gg/DCzcgH2
https://discord.gg/DCzcgH2
The new home of /loli/.
>>727756464
>>727756604
Sweet
ITT: fat fucks who will never have sex so they settle for this autism
>>727756276
Man I've actually had sex and I still can't describe what a vaginas feels like. Lukewarm wet velvet wrapped around your dick? I remember thinking I expected it to be warmer because muh Japanese hentai said so
>>727756689
>that description
Virginity confirmed. Go jack it to animated toddlers you autismal sperg
>>727755806
I also masturbate to youtube videos of little girls doing gymnastics. Are you upset?
>>727755558
my face is her potty
>when the beta virgins get bullied off of 4chan and on to discord
>>727756777
How about getting her diapers?
>damn nigger ruined my thread!!!
>>727756682
This is easily the most pathetic post I've seen on 4chan in a long time. Jesus christ, are you 16?
>>727756766
You're going to be upset when you look back on life and realize everyone else your age is having sex and living a fun life
>>727756847
Found the virgin
>replying
>mfw
>>727756682
What, you smoke weeeeeeeed? Edgy m8
Holy shit trying this hard to appear cool
>>727756843
What do you take me for, some kind of pedophile?
>>727756345
i ain't dealing with the rashes later, nor the smell in my car now. she's just gonna have to go cheeks to the breeze. hell, her skinning off everything and masturbating right there on the beach is why we gotta get out of the state anyway!
>>727756847
>Uses a drawing of a naked toddler to call someone else pathetic
You shouldn't make this shit up, have I transcended reality?
>>727756762
M8 I'm not a virgin. It just wasn't that great tho and lolis r sexy
>tempted to go find my cell phone from 2010 and a compatible charger to get blurry low res pics of my dick inside a 16 year old girl
>>727755593
i seriously don't get this form of censorship
even in japan they must see that if it is clear what is happening in the pitcture, censoring out a small part of the genitalia isn't going to make any fucking difference
anyone get the reasoning behind this?
>>727756869
He was in your room, posting on 4chan, on your computer, the whole time!?
>>727756921
Why did she touch herself at the beach?
>>727756942
>fiction confirmed
>inb4 he replies
>>727756942
Me 2
>>727756850
I have a boyfriend whom I fuck. I'm having plenty of fun as well.
>>727756869
Why are you focusing on virginity so much? Are you insecure about it?
People who have had sex don't really think about virginity much. Sometimes I forget that I'm not a virgin anymore either.
>>727756927
You're spending your time in an animated child pornography thread, don't you have ANYTHING better to do with your time? Like I said, pathetic.
>>727756987
>(you)
>>727756959
Must be the niggers
>>727756970
it was a "new trick" she learned. damned disney channel.
>>727757030
Can I be a girl 2?
>>727757140
Do you want to fuck her?
After seeing how offended you am get from being called virgins, it's safe to say these are straight up Virginity Festivals
>inb4 more damage control and people trying to prove to their internet bully they aren't a Virgin
>>727756927
Speaking of transcending reality,
I just realised. You're posting in a loli thread on 4chan. You're here looking at it. Morally, you are no better. You are legally a pedo. Food for thought
>>727757168
I'm a guy.
>>727757194
You aren't flooding the thread so you're welcome to stay.
>>727757306
>>727757276
The fuck? Why would I lie about being male?
>>727757194
Being this mad. Holy shit Bro get a fucking grip. You're on 4chan. We KNOW you aren't better than us. Why do you not understand? Did they skullfuck you at 6yrs to make you stupid,too? Damn I hope the out-of-court settlement was enough to patch up the hole where your brain leaks out. Fucking aspie
>>727757347
Look at you go
>>727757412
Not even bait this one
>>727757423
Post more nigger dicks if you're going to spam anything.
>>727757412
Didn't even read this, just so you wasted your time typing it. And I'm not gonna ahahahahah don't bother replying to me again UNLESS you're trying to tell me you're an autistic virgin who's tired of getting bullied
>>727755747
>>727755806
>>727755869
>>727755940
>>727755998
>>727756060
>>727756157
>>727756328
>>727756682
ITT: self-righteous and judgmental pieces of shit who feel the need to bully anyone whose physical shortcomings make them outcasts. Just imagine the outrage if people bullied those fat, ugly, and single women who masturbated to Edward and Jacob. Double-standarded assholes. Fuck off this thread. Let these guys live their fantasies in the safety of their minds as opposed to acting it out in real life.
>>727757315
Ikr? At least the spider squad were numerous enough to have an effect. This guy is almost literally shouting into the wind by posting once every 2 minutes while he struggles to type something offensive
>>727756898
>
this
I love causing discord in these threads. And making you virgins retreat to Discord like a bunch of fucking pussies
Anyone got more blonde loli? :)
>>727757504
I really really like loli
>>727757499
>I'm not gonna ahahahahah
Found the plebbitor.
>>727757540
He doesn't seem to know how to use sage either, so it's a net gain.
>>727757596
Cute.
>>727757596
Ooo nose you didn't
Mods git the FBI on the line!
>>727757504
Didn't bother reading your whole reply you wasted your energy using your fat sausage fingers to type on your jizz stained gaming keyboard but based on the length of your reply I'm goi g to assume you're a virgin since you got so mad at being called a virgin
>>727757499
Didn't read this, lol what a waste of time.
Don't reply unless you're gonna admit you're psychologically traumatised from your molested childhood.
I don't think he realises being this mad about loli can only really mean one thing; he had a very creepy uncle.
>>727757683
This is your face right now fam
>>727757673
Hehehe ;)
>>727757697
God what a little tease.
>>727757186
not right now. this traffic is gonna be the death of us.
>>727757683
If you used a roach you wouldn't have so much unburnt paper and weed to smoke.
Bongs are scientifically shown to be the most inefficient way to smoke weed as well.
>>727757713
Only read the first line of your reply; you wasted your energy on the rest. I can only assume this took a lot of energy as you probably seldom depart from your computer chair
>>727757778
Is she asking for daddy's dick?
>>727757768
MoTHER FUCKER!!!
>>727757652
moar
>>727757542
Sorry faggot we're still here. Your little play on words just seems painfully forced now.
Ha.
Like the laugh I just gave you. I know it's the only laughter you hear but it's not genuine, I promise. They're just being nice to you
>>727757863
I don't have any more like that.
>>727757605
You can like whatever you want. Murder, gore-porn, rape, etc. Act out against the law, though, and you know what'll be waiting for you.
>>727757683
I'm glad I'm done wasting my money on sex. Sex is overrated.
>>727757616
Hahaha asif he knows how to sage, he's a fucking newfag. Has to be some.kid from reddit who only just found out about loli
>>727757877
Never cringed so hard at a reply before look how mad you are lol
>>727757877
Super mad
>>727757906
Wot?
>>727757928
Newfags themselves aren't bad, it's when a newfag tries to go agains the culture that they're an issue.
That's why newfags are told to LURK MOAR instead of being told to fuck off.
Do y'all need some vaseline? I see a lot of anal soreness in this thread. You can also use it as lube when you jack off to animated children you sexually deprived betas
>>727757990
Whats your favorite age range anon? 5-12 here.
>>727755484
so what will happen to shäd, what do you guys think?
>>727757789
Sorry didn't read any of this, you failed again. Feel free to copy my post and pretend you didn't read this. Again. Faggot see faggot do
>>727757891
Got any blondes?
>>727758016
>the culture
So you're saying I'm the only person who shit posts in these threads, and that it isn't a common enough problem that some of you run to discord? This is premium damage control
>>727758057
Are you really trying to shame people by mentioning the fact they masturbate to little girls? That's like going into a furfag thread and talking about dog dicks.
I don't understand what your endgame is.
>>727757937
Saying somebody is mad is like the tryhard equivalent of saying Gg ez. It's automatically ignored as a lie. We know it's your only defense.
Say it again, doggie
>>727758057
U mad bro?
>>727758092
Only read the link to my post number. If you ever reply to me again you're confirming to me and everyone else in here that you're a 320 pound man child who has never seen a vagina in person
>>727758068
Jail time
>>727757990
Edgy?... EDGY!!!!
YOU GOING TO FUCKING ROT WITH SHADMAN IN PRISONER YOU FUCK
>>727758188
U mad bro?
>>727758016
"Lurk moar", I had actually forgotten.
That's what these ex molestees need to hear.
>>727758111
I'm posting a bunch of my images from 2015. What you get is what you get.
>>727758120
Yes, we usually don't have shit posters and what discord? I've seen at least three lolicon discords posted in these threads so far. Not only are you a newfag but you also seem to have an inflated ego. Not surprising considering you posted photos of yourself out of the blue.
ITT: anal pain
>this bread
>my face
>>727758060
9-14? Although 14 might be a bit high
>>727758309
>tfw most people who like loli are hebe
>>727758154
Thank you!! This guy gets it.
>>727758068
Did shad get pinched? I personally never enjoyed his art
>>727758306
>this thread
>look posters' parents' faces when
>>727757841
no, she's asking for mine. and she knows i can't say no to her for long.
>>727758199
Now jump! Now sit
>>727758370
He sure doesn't
>>727758222
Hehehe ;)
>I post Loli
>my dad tells his coworkers he doesn't have a son
Pick both
>>727758216
The funny part is I know you read it. We all know.
>>Trying this hard.
>>On 4chan.
>>727758285
Ok thanks and just post everything as long as they are blonde but I will still save them
>>727758503
Wow super EDGY
>>727758470
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MODS!!!
>>727758503
Most of us are adults with unmonitored internet access.
>>727758120
Hahaha he got so upset here. "no.I'm.not the only person doing this" I read that in a toddler tantrum voice
>>727758529
320 pound man child who has never seen a vagina confirmed. Do not reply to me again unless you are trying to tell me this is a cry for help and if you keep getting bullied you're gonna shoot up the school
>>727758576
Mmmmmm :)
>>727758576
>mfw
>>727758624
Of course you read it is a toddler. Animated toddlers are the only sexual partners you'll ever have
>>727758649
I'm DONE WITHTHISSITE!!!
>damn nigger
>>727758731
>Animated toddlers are the only sexual partners you'll ever have
You say that like it'd be a bad thing.
Are you saying he should go get some little girl pootie-tang or something?
>>727758768
Ok ;)
This is some gay fucking shit
>>727758846
U mad bro?
A loli falls in love with a loli.
Unable to confess, the loli is gifted by a deus ex machina with the loli's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, the loli immediately calls the loli, and is overjoyed to find out that the loli has a crush on the loli as well.
But, the next day, when the loli recounts the previous day's confessions to the loli, the loli only looks at the loli with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, the loli finds out that the loli called is not the same loli the loli fell in love with. In fact, the loli doesn't exist in this universe at all. The loli is the loli's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the loli's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of the loli's crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two lolis strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOLIS.
>>727758503
You've taken so many shots of yourself smoking weed, damn you must be so cool bro
I've been smoking on and off for 10 years and the only time I thought to take pics of myself doing it was when I was a naive little 16 year old kid.
So now we know.
>>727758884
Super mad I am mad sam I am
So I'm guessing none of you have children? Oh wait that would require sexual intercourse, a taboo subject to Loli posters
>>727758637
You're clinging onto you're only insult so hard.
Particularly weird when I can say objectively you're just wrong.
It's like me calling you a sand nigger over and over when you're quite clearly a normal nigger (based on all the pics of yourself smoking weed you uploaded. Edgy faggot)
>>727759157
He doesn't look like a nigger, he looks like a spic.
Your analog works better that way. It's like calling him a nigger when he's actually a spic. How is that supposed to insult someone?
>>727759219
Hey dude just cuz I'm Hispanic doesn't stop you from being a pedo.
No photo this time cuz pedo made me feel self.conscious about posting weed pics like the edgy faggot I am
>>727758503
Dude if you wanna look cool stop posting weed, it's cringy as fuck.
Really, everyone stopped smoking weed after highschool and started actually doing something with their lives.
Smoking weed isn't something that you should be proud of.
But I guess you'll find out yourself, when ur grown up.
>>727759322
This is not me. I'll post faggot edgy weed pics til I die. And I'll unsuccessfully derail these loli threads til I die
>>727759345
>Really, everyone stopped smoking weed after highschool
Maybe if you're a normie.
>and started actually doing something with their lives.
The fuck? Since when did people with lives start coming to 4chan?
>>727759400
Damn. Forgot my edgy pic of a roach in a pipe bowl
>>727759458
Fucking normalfaggot. I'm 26 and I smoke weed all the time. I even did it while posting lolis just now.
>>727759443
Damn forgot it twice. I'm just so hiiiiiiigh mayyyyyne (high pitched hood-rat laugh)
Y'all know there's a new thread that you can get triggered in right?
>>727759519
Hehe
>>727759549
3 times! If I forget it this time I'll just go buy another bag of weed and leave yall pedos alone
>>727759619
Be my bitch and link it
>>727759644
When in doubt, just muddy the waters so much, the spicposter doesn't know if he's posting or not anymore.
Impersonation is pretty effective...
>>727759697
>calls me newfag
>can't use catalog
>>727759519
Then you know that weed doesn't feel like anything anymore. You just feel shit without it.
Also smoking it is one thing (not 24/7), bragging about it is just fully retarded. Literally anyone can smoke weed.
>>727757673
Close but not porn yet just a swim suit
>>727760031
>Then you know that weed doesn't feel like anything anymore. You just feel shit without it.
I feel great while high and normal when not though. Maybe that's because I know what it feels like to have an actual addiction where you genuinely do feel terrible without a drug. Weed is not like that.
>Also smoking it is one thing (not 24/7), bragging about it is just fully retarded. Literally anyone can smoke weed.
I agree. That doesn't mean people who smoke weed are all edgy teenagers though.
>>727760148
Haha your a fucking loser that smokes weed haha
Now reply back and let's never end this thread