Quickest way to make money /b/?

>>727745111

Sell your possessions, sell drugs, or steal it.
Otherwise, get a job.

>>727745111
did you try becoming a refugee?

Armed robbery

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Be a stripper.

>>727745360
good idea, free house, food, and you can rape whoever you want

>>727745111
Quickest way? If your a skinny teen men will pay handfulls just to suck you off, or be sucked off.

>>727745111
Matched Betting

Painting your skin white.

Sell your mother

Buy some at the money calls of AMD that expire the day after their ER on 4/21...double your money.

>>727745831
When and where, I'm down. But honestly, where would one break into that kinda business? Completely theoretically of course.

Sell your butt, 300$/h, minimum 2hrs each time

>>727745111
Life insurance then kill yourself

write I LOVE RONAN on your dick and post a pic, I'll paypal you $10

offer is open to anyone with a penis

>>727745111
go to parties and deal drugs

>>727745111
buy a shitload of chinese fentanyl for nothing, cut with baking soda, sell as heroin and/or party favours

>>727746796
$20 and i will

>>727746796
I need the Money. Email or somethin?

>>727745331
true

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>>727745416
I think this is the correct answer.

There used to be jobs on internet from our country, which were data mining jobs they paid hefty amount just for 2 hours but they got closed ;_;

>>727748691
anything similar exist??

anyone have tips for burglary and theft? i am considering taking some jewelry and stuff from houses, but I'm still trying to work up the courage. also, stealing from cars, pickpocketing, even lock picking, anything of that nature would be cool.

>>727748919
>Taking things from families and people is the lowest form of theft.

I hope you die in a fire you faggot

>>727745111

>Internet marketing

You can start right away

>>727749612
how??

>>727749688

I'm currently writing a guide on how to make money from Facebook with internet marketing

Basically sign up to an affiliate network and promote their links. Easy.

Niggers do it her on /b/ but you don't get good conversion rates from the cancer here.

>>727746396
Backpage/Craigslist

>>727749803
Where can i access this guide when its complete? Im genuinely interested

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>>727748919
Lock picking? Forget it mate. Instead, look for loose windows - second story windows/glass doors with balconies are good, people forget to lock those all the time.

Do it during the day, faggot, so no one is home and people will probably not notice you. With a sliding glass door you can often open locked ones, by pushing upward and away from the little hook lock, slips right out. Wear gloves, dipshit.

>>727746796
I will do it. Kik bagelbeetoo

>>727749950
I'll upload it to one of my sites.

Send your email address to [email protected] and I'll send you the link when it's done.

I'm working on it now so it might be finished later.

>>727745111

sucking dicks.

>>727750071
should i wear a mask, or is that to suspicious? how do you scout out a house for a target? where do I look once i'm in?

>>727745111
here's a quick way:
make a patreon and make pony porn (sfm of vectors)
i'm serious

>>727749950
Cheers Z

>>727745111
Spread legs

>>727750583
Z?

>>727747845
What

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>>727745111
maybe stop being a nigger

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Be a nigger

>>727750852
Zile?

>>727751112
>>727751128

Conflicting views here...uhm.

Make your mind up /b/tards

>>727745111
Buy cheap
Sell expensive

It's very, very fucking easy.
I easily make around 1500 a month just from eBay

You need to start doing this

>>727747845
>business man advice
>cant spell properly
>uses shitty urls noone will trust

>>727752061
What kind of products do you usually buy? What most the makes money?

>>727752061
>>727752441
interested in this

>>727751580
one one hand if youre a nigger you get welfare but if youre not you can get an easy job

>>727750292
>getnada
That your site? If so nice

>>727752061
where do you buy?
what do you buy?
any haggling techniques?

>>727745111
Marry into the Trump family.

>>727745111
I was a male whore for a couple years. That was quick easy money

>>727752864
any stories?

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>>727745111
I'll pay eh $100 for a BJ and giving your girlfriend or sister a vaginal creampie if interested.

Who knows of any promising companies, career choices, or apprenticeships in the metro Detroit area?

>>727748807
Amazon mechanical Turk?

Don't think it pays much though. Anyone try it?

>>727752901
Nothing particularly interesting.
Found a Doctor that would give me $100 a visit to spend time with him. He would give me a bj and play with my ass, but wouldn't fuck it because he had like only 2". Bad burn scars all over his body due to a plane crash. Other than that, he was a pretty cool guy and was a regular after I stopped for more than 2 years. Last time I saw him, he gave me $300.
I liked being a male whore. I mean, if you are going to sleep around, might as well get paid for it.

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>>727752061
Or you can drop ship find stuff on Amazon sell it on eBay for $20+ more then what it sells for on Amazon make sure it's not being sold for less on eBay have Amazon prime and ship the item to eBay buyer it technically against the tos of eBay to do this but I've noticed I bought at least 5 things off eBay that came to me as a Amazon gift.
You can also use overstock as a drop ship.

>>727753310
so... you only fucked around with dudes?...

>>727753468
Ya, mainly only men play for sex.
Rarely women do, and when they do it's only for your silence.

>>727745111
Cross the US border illegally, shit out a vagina turd, then apply for SSI/Welfare at the Social Security office and claim your vagina turd has ADHD..

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>>727745111
1. Tinder
2. cutie.jpg
3. Description: "Send $5 and see what happens ;););)"
4. Retards send you money, ignore and move on to next victim.
5. Profit

>>727745111
Rob a place and have a nice week

>>727745111
>file name Deadprez.jpg

Dead presidents is the name of some heroine. Just sell that it's works great.

>>727753991
Lolz gj

>>727753991
Got banned for doing this lmao

Honest work, sorry! :-)

Make a HYIP page :D i want put the HYIP pages down...

>>727753991
this is actually genius,how high is the risk of getting in serious trouble with the law through doing this?

>>727754463
It's scamming so..... use your head

>>727754514
>727754514
i know it is... but like what are the chances of getting done from this?

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Used to run a delivering service.
Cash only.
Worked off of referral only.
Guys would put a bag in my car, never opened it, never have the bags a second look.
Took them to the destination, got the other half.
Between 800 and 1200 a run.
Be white guy, don't look supusous.
Was prolly drugs, or something I'd do real time for. But, I will never know.
Went of for a year, paid for my house, new car, and a ton of hookers and blow.

>>727755083
sounds like a good movie idea

>>727752061
>>727752441
this

answer, nigger

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>>727755156
Sometimes life is a fuckin movie. But with real consequences. I've done runs in California, Texas , pretty much the entire east coast. They weird thing was, the bags where never that big. It could have been anything,

>>727755416
did you ever look in one of the bags? cmon dont lie, you can be honest here

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>>727747125
Is it legal to buy the Chinese shit?

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>>727755531
Nah, dude. I wanted after a few weeks, but I didn't wanna fuck the doe flow. And it didn't really matter what is was. That's how I justifyed it to myself so I wouldn't look. I get my money, I pop the trunk. No names, and never had an issue. Oddly enough most of my clients where old guys in suits. And one black dude who look like he was straight out of a 50 cent music video. The grill and chains, the whole deal. Stilll, never had an issue. Green text the funny story? Any lurkers?

>>727745331
>Quickest
>Get a job
Neh

>>727755898
Yeah greentext go.

and how did you gain these peoples trust?

BE A PIMP

>>727756010
Wellllllll, there isn't any trust in this. Just Mutual gain. Also I always held up my end. As stated earlier, only worked off of referral.

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>>727745445
free $$$ too.

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>be in Pittsburgh
>pull up to clients
>old client white
>new client HoodMan.png
>roll down passenger window
>he unlocks door from inside, getso in.
>'wutz guud homies? Hear u was dude who can get stuff places.??'
>me-' Yeah, 1 thousand and a adress' said I demanding
>'ight white boy'
>got bag in front seat, normally in trunk
>fuck it on my way to South Carolina
Sorry slow at typing

>>727745111
open your asshole

>get to destination
>more nignogs.jpeg
>pop truck Cuz force of habit
>5 hand guns, 2 AKs aimed at the car
>'u one dumb motha fucka tryna rip off Marcus.'
>fuckiknow2much.panic!
>me-'shits in the front seat homie.'
>nigga finds bag, opens said bag.
>pulls out a birthday cake. 'Aww Marcus is ma nigga'
Almosy got my head taken off over a fuckin cake. But, the niggs invited me to stay for the party they had to throw now. Stayed, have my first black pussy, and still to this day the best weed I ever had on the east coast.

>>727755156
yeah it should be called Transporter or something

>>727754514
But it's not really. Find out what $5 gets you.

Nothing. Nothing was promised

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>>727751112
>that cuck in the back carrying the interracial baby of jamal and stacy