*blocks your path*

>>727741548


shoot her in the fucking head.

fuck off, not-elle-fanning.

>>727741548
Punch her in the nose then throat fuck her.

>>727741548
Get a potato sack throw it over her head kick her in the stomach and piss myself and continue my day

>>727742972
>>727742307
>>727741649
>Edgy as fuck

Embrace reassuringly and love her

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>>727743629
Woah bro what are u doing

*unzips*

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>>727743629
Back up dude

>>727743629
MODS MODS !!

>>727741548
> Holds eye contact with her till I get fully erect
? Pul lit out and start masturbating and moaning furiously while telling her that I wanna rape her tight asshole till she cries of pain while maintaining eye contact

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>>727743629
WTF!?!?!

>>727741548
>walks around her

>>727741548
just pick her up and move her aside. then carry on walking on my path...

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>>727741548
tell her my story

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

>>727743870
did you travel from 2008 just to post this shit everywhere.

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>>727743964
yes and it feels good now let me tell you my life story

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

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>>727741548
Move bitch , i have autistics things to do.

Saged

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>>727741548

>>727741548
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>727741548

y-you too

>>727741548
>enter room
>see her
>slowly leave room, maintaining eye contact
>after a minute come charging back in
>drop kick
>grab her by the wrists
>spin
>spin
>spin
>toss her into a tree
>call fire department and ask if they have new Battletoads
>steal her toys and bury them across the Mojave desert
>masturbate into a sock about Faye Reagan

Seems like the only reasonable line of action to me.

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>>727745299
Faye Reagan is quite ugly

Where are we now?
What have we been doing/discussing?
Why doesn't she want me to leave?

>>727745722
That's just your opinion. I'd give my left nut to fuck a girl that looks like that on the regular.

I like that you point this out but are cool with throwing children in trees. What a time to be alive.

>>727741548

*I shout: MODS!!!*

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>>727747303
On a related note, does any else ever imagine they're fapping to fertility goddesses like Athena or Bast.

Like, they take on these avatars in order to trick people into worshiping.I guess I find it hot because I liek the idea of someone wanting me to whack it over them. My gf is beautiful and all and I often wank to pics of her, but idk. I just have this weird worship fetish that doesn't really seem to fit with the more common worship fetishes you find on sites like this. Am I alone on this feel?

>>727747635
>Like, they take on these avatars in order to trick people into worshiping

I don't understand what you mean by that

>>727747739
they posess porn stars in order to trick people into fapping to them. They're fertility godesses, so they can live on your sexual energy as long as it's focused on them, whether you know it is or not.

Going a little deeper, this idea can be applied to almost all forms of entertainment. Fighting/hunting/monster collecting games could be worshiping gods of the hunt. Playing your favorite songs on repeat/spending time appreciating paintings can fuel gods of art and culture.

>>727743797
Sauce!!!!!

>>727748090
I forgot the name of the movie, just look up some dakota fanning movies from around 10 years ago. It was based in the 50's

>>727747894
Ohh I see. I don't particularly have that fetish but I see why someone would

>>727748359
Found it. Called "Now is good".

Thanks, anon!!!!

>>727748696
Well that is certainly not it lol. She was like 10 in the movie, and it was based in the 50's.

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dakota was so beautiful when she was like 16 or so

>>727748359
Hummm.... Still looking....

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>>727749087
ew. stop being a creep and look at girls your own age. you know, that or remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>727749210
hounddog

>>727749314
i dont get laid. as awful as i am i know I'm not gonna have kids. So don't feel too hateful towards me...

>>727749314
Not the guy who posted, but 16 is legal in a lot of states including mine. Guilt-free fapping

>>727749314
>mfw 16 is legal in my country
>mfw its 15 in neighbor country

>>727749210
I'm just curious, what made you think it was "now is good"?

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>Pedo but hate kids
Non-pedo analogy
>Likes cocks but hates gays
non-pedo, non-gay analogy
>Likes pussy but hates women

Why is life so difficult?

>>727749479
You have no face. Also, some powerful creeps agreeing it should be okay really doesn't change that their minds and bodies aren't fully developed. Sex with people there age is a-ok but sex with people more than about 3-4 years older can have some seriously detrimental social and psychological effects.

>>727749377
I feel that, but supporting children having sex/child porn is as degenerate as you get besides rape racism and pointless violence. You seeking those kinds of things supports people that kidnap and torture children to entertain people like you that seek those things.

I don't hate you, but you do disgust me.

>>727749511
you're weaknesses are getting played but some forces that'd rather you not know they're playing with you. your fears and anxieties are someone else's fat wallet.

>>727749900
Well I am also 19 so it's not viewed as badly to society. But let's get real, it's not like I'm going to "grow out" of the attraction as I get older, let's get real.

The average 16 y/o girl and the average 18 y/o girl... Are u going to tell me there's really any difference?

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>>727750167
Getting and staying "real", yes and no. 18 is more mature than 16 and for woman is about the peak of their developmental hormones flowing. Most girls by 18 won't be growing any more physically. Of course, if you meet an 18 yo with the mind of a 12 yo you shouldn't fuck her regardless of age on moral alone. I get that you're getting at the age is a number argument, and I gotta say that that argument is complete bullshit. If it gets dropped to 16 now what happens when people start saying "well 14 and 16 aren't that different" and "well 12 and 14 aren't that different"? There needs to be a line somewhere else people will always try and push toward their selfish goals. Hell, even with that clear line people still try andf reason out of it. Having the standard at least sets upan indicator of what might be fucked up for those that might be a little too inhibited to see the affect of their actions clearly.

There's a difference between being attracted and acting on that attraction. No one is telling you to not be attracted. People just don't want you making the world a shittier place by acting on it.

And just because you might not grow out of it doesn't mean you should just accept it and bask in that bullshit. Plus, assuming you won't grow out of it is, at least partially, you convincing yourself that you WON'T. Keep thinking like that and you'll live a self-fulfilling prophecy of a life.

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>>727751163
You're not bad people unless you actively choose to be or passively do bad things even after it's brought to your attention the negative effects your actions have. You don't have to be a shittier person than you currently are and you can always spend time and effort ion improving and accepting yourself. I genuinely hope you have a good life and do what oyu can to make sure the peopel you know and care about too.

Leave the kiddy shit alone. You're better than that. Act like it.

>>727751163
I have never seen a girl in my life who kept developing after 16. 16 is where the line should be drawn, because they're still growing at under that age. And brains are still developing until 25, so why not make the legal age 25

>>727749314
less competition for you, stop complaining

>>727741548
Whip my dick out

>>727749900
>I don't hate you, but you do disgust me.

Everyone's disgusted by things they don't like. It doesn't give you a moral imperative.

>can have some seriously detrimental social and psychological effects.
>can have
>can

The social stigma is responsible for most of the damage, ironically.

>>727752910
OK are we still talking about 16 yr olds here? A 16 yr old isn't going to experience any worse "detrimental effects" than an 18 yr old would. Do you people just totally forget how your mind worked at 16? Like you were just some little innocent kid or something?