I'm smarter than most of you.

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>>727739887
go on...

probbaly is.

>>727739887
Sometimes I wonder if other people who think this are smarter than me too.

>>727739930
What would you like to know about me, I either spend my time studying or exercising, and have never had any close friends or relationships in my life.
>>727739969
Most people who are really smart do not flaunt it. You probably would not know.

The average person believes they are smarter than the average person.

>>727740235
>Most people who are really smart do not flaunt it.
>I'm smarter than most of you.

Pick one.

>>727740235
You won't find any acknowledgment here my lad. Not even pity. Go cry and showboat elsewhere, manchild.

>>727740321
actually their belief is true half of the time :)

>>727740235
Your sentence structure and grammar is horrendous. I sense arrogance.

>>727740502

*are

>>727740362
People who are above average intelligence don't flaunt it because it negatively affects social relationships, and because confidence hurts progress. This is an anonymous forum, so I care less.
>>727740394
or what?
>>727740502
Is that the only metric intelligence can be measured by?

what do you spend all day studying
>inb4 triple integrals

>>727740235
>he's too full of himself to use contractions
lmaoing at ur life tbqh fampai

>>727740465
No proofs but IS TRUE HALF OF THE TIME, GUYSSS
OP is a dumb nigger
>I spend my time studying
>Probably because I don't have any friends
>I must be smarter than most of you
You're probably smartest one in Zimbabwe, OP

i was kind of surprised to find that almost half of /b/ is shitposting STEM majors

what's your major OP?

>>727740235
>have never had any close friends or relationships in my life.
means, you cannot be very smart. you need to talk to other people a lot, in order to become smart. not socializing makes your brain shrivel

I'm not a virgin.

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>>727739887
yep, keep over analyzing & overthinking everything....please...lol

college is trash. Making 6 figures before age 30 with a GED, just have to interview well and it helps to not be nervous

>>727740899
90% of 4chan is INTP autists with no social skills, it's not that surprising

>>727740673
In a general sense, intelligent beings tend to write coherent and error-free sentences. Although this is an anonymous image board, I would expect someone of your intellect to know this.

>>727740673
>Is that the only metric intelligence can be measured by?
How do you measure your intelligence? Or your only reason to believe you're smarter than us is by your 'muh intellectualoid' lifestyle?

Hey OP, the circle of intelligence defines that the smartest people are the lest confident about their intelligence. This is because they understand how much they dont know. The dumber you are, the more you think you know and the more confident you are about being smart.

>>727740930
t. chad

grothendieck moved to france to become a forest-dwelling wizard and became exponentially smarter until he died

perelman is known for solving the poincare conjecture, but he is also known for being super reclusive

also, shinichi mochizuki is a cave mathematician, and he's probably the smartest person alive

>>727740930

OP is autist.

Thinks that because people don't understand him he's smart than them when truth is he's a bad communicator.

Every autist thinks he's House.

>>727741031
the surprising part is that anyone here would be smart enough to handle basic mathematics or science

>>727741166
Love your cherry picking logic, anon, keep it up, you're doing a good job.

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>>727741166
>>727740745
>tfw i have more papers published on arxiv than friends
>tfw 70% of my "friends" are just professors who are nice to me
>tfw nobody likes math majors

END ME

OP, you're a moron.
>Brags about being smart
>"But smart people don't tend to express that they're smart!!"
>Fails to provide any proof to support claims

>>727739887
if you're so smart why do you identify with that retarded statement on your picture?
that's obviously the statement of a person who is too stupid to live their own life and let others' consequences be their own.

>>727740745
Programming, mathematics, chemical processes, design theory, music, psychology. Pretty much anything that interests me.
>>727740848
Only ever got my associates to work as a technician. I am mostly self taught and focus mostly on design, rather than hard sciences.
>>727741062
Because I accomplish things that have real results that layman do not.
>>727741125
I am not confident about my intelligence, but I am confident about others intelligence.

Anti-social and smart are different things. Whatever gets you up in the morning, though.

>>727739887
If by smarter than most of us, you mean, gayer and more retarded than most of us, then you hit that nail right on the head

>>727741457
>"Smart."
>"I am mostly self taught and focus mostly on design, rather than hard sciences."

>>727741457
>Because I accomplish things that have real results that layman do not.
Like what?

>>727739887
explain pemdas faggot

>>727741166
thats just shit you can do, because you spend a lot of time with it and you cannot be distracted in doing so. also, thats just math bullshit. being good at math is not the only thing we call smart

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>>727741457
what kind of math do you study
category fag here

>>727741457
>I am not confident about my intelligence, but I am confident about others intelligence.
>I'm starter than most of you.
Lmao k anon

>>727741457
>self taught

Just admit it OP you suck at making friends it's ok. Look go out and socialize like idk maybe pick up a hobby like hiking or someshit like that.

Then maybe you might lose your v card and you'll be fine.

>>727739887
>Goes on 4chan, /b/, proclaims "I'm smarter than most of you."
First of... I doubt it, but don't really care.
I'm sorry your insecure about having a little dick, being fat, being ugly, and-or something else.

>>727741457
>I am not confident about my intelligence, but I am confident about others intelligence.
Oh, right. I forgot that you have performed a thorough inquiry of /b/ that determined the approximate intelligence level of each individual anon.

>>727741457
pid_t pid;
int status
pid = fork();
if(pid == 0){
printf("OP is a fag")
}
else {
while(wait(&status)>0){
printf("kike");
}
}


what does this do?

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>>727741376

>>727741871
"Smart" OP corrects "of" with "off" in 3.. 2.. 1..

>>727739887
What is a juggalo?

But are you happier?

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>>727741985
Op here, I guess you could say that I'm just a giant faggot with a tuba

>>727741978
And also "your"

>>727741404
What form of proof would you like, and please be specific so that I won't disappoint you.
>>727741583
quality
>>727741604
I never said I didnt go to an accredited university or studied a hard science.
>>727741648
I'm currently working on a hardware driven genetic algorithm that seems to be converging well.
>>727741770
Recently its been supervised/regression learning.

Good for you, but why are you still on /b/ if you are so """smart""" ?

>>727739887
how do i gain a million moneys?

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What's the best phone plan?

>>727742110
>I never said I didnt go to an accredited university or studied a hard science.
>studied
You're fucking pathetic. Learn how grammar works before declaring yourself 'smart.'

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>>727742110
>hardware-driven genetic algorithm
so yuo just multi-threaded it or what


also
>supervised/regression learning
>mathematics
wew

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OP likes to finger his butt hole as he finishes sucking his milkman Tyron's 13 inch dick. He is extatic to feeling of sharpies up his pooper as he reads his gay space magazines. Maybe one day OP will have friends but the chances are slim considering he only wears weebaboo clothing with cum stains. It must be difficult for an OP to survive in these harsh environments.

>>727742110
>I never said I didnt go to an accredited university or studied a hard science.
What college did you attend?

>>727742342
Sorry, English is actually my twelfth language. I still have problems with it sometimes.

>>727741853
No arguing here. Just don't like most people, or maybe haven't met the right people, not sure.
>>727741985
no
>>727742114
just wanted to talk
>>727742342
Grammar is not the only metric intelligence can be measured by.

>>727742110
>Hardware driven genetic algorithm

Why don't you throw some more words together to make it sound smarter.

>>727742509
>Sorry, English is actually my twelfth language.
I don't buy that for a second. OP is a fucking liar.

>>727742394
k
>>727742508
does it matter?
>>727742509
kek
>>727742612
do you have any specific questions about my claim?

>>727739887
This could be true, but in what regards, is what tends to matter the most. I'm allegedly above-average according to standardized testing. I have yet to become "expert level" in a field of study, but I'm fully confident, if not humbly aware, of how easily some things come to me- which make me seem "smart". But my IQ could mean fuck all if you ask me to do something that requires formal training or experience/prior learning. I guarantee that I would kill a man if you asked me to do open heart surgery on him, regardless of my aptitude, and I could only tell you that he died because I did not understand what I was doing to the most feasible degree. Even if you gave me 10-15 years of formal education on how to do heart surgery, I may simply not have the right mind for it.

I mean, the "below-average" layman could do what I could do if they put in (probably less that some) effort and hard work. And, so I can cheat while others work more in some areas, sure. This doesn't mean that I don't have to work hard elsewhere. My only real edge in the world is my memory skills- and this gives me more working memory than most people I will ever meet in my short life; someone with a 90 IQ could get more jobs than I would ever get, and probably even know more than I do. The real difference, is that I might (might) be able to learn what they know, in a much shorter window of time.

So, even though this is /b/, I guess I've to read through the thread and humor myself like a faggot, to see whether or not this was bait. As a "smartfag".

>>727742524
>Grammar is not the only metric intelligence can be measured by.
Yeah, but you can't say that you are smarter than most of /b/ if you cannot even write a coherent sentence. Sorry, buddy.

>>727742509
>English is actually my twelfth language
>The most important language in this globalized world is my twelfth language
Lmao k anon, you must be a retarded mongoloid if you think we were going to believe you

>>727742695
>does it matter?
If you want to convince us that you are indeed more intelligent, answering the question honestly is a good start.

>>727742695
>>727742612
simple genomes cannot be simulated at a relatable scale with today's technology, let alone the human genome.

Also when you say "hardware driven algorithm", you sound retarded

being good at math does not mean, you're smart

>>727739887

Not if you are here you're not.

>Checkmate

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>>727741457
op

>>727739887

Then why weren't you smart enough to bring a spacesuit?

Or at least a book to read ... something.

Have fun on those craters.

>>727742743
what are you asking?
>>727742783
I disagree.
>>727742891
Why does the college I attended affect how you view my intelligence? Especially when its so easy to lie.
>>727742995
Some smaller reconfigurable hardware ICs have bitstreams that count in megabytes, and larger ones in gigabytes.
>>727742999
I agree.
>>727743098
I do both, just alone.

>>727741241
Yeah, because engineers and scientists can't math.
>math major master race

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This thread is obvious B8, but I do hope these beligerant comments make you off yourself.

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>>727739887
They claim their labors are to build a heaven. Yet their heaven is populated by horrors.

>>727743297
If all you do is set yourself up for success how can you ever learn from your failures?

>>727743200
I'm not OP, but that's Dr. Manhatten from Watchmen. That nigga more powerful than super man.

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>>727742524
>Grammar is not the only metric intelligence can be measured by.

i've always thought this was a bad counter to an even worse argument
i'm pretty sure "perfect grammar" is actually impossible as well, due to problems with context-sensitive languages and the almost philosophical definition of the meaning behind the words
an interesting aside: if perfect grammar were possible, it would be possible to use such a language as a programming language
butthurt english majors like to jump on you whenever you make a small mistake, and call you an idiot or say your writing is incoherent
but they obviously understand what you're trying to say, because they always correct you
and if it were truly incoherent they wouldn't have been able to understand it, right?
the real question is why humanities majors are such assholes

i think it's better to just ignore them

I'm no math major, but there's 0% chance op is older than 15.

>>727743206
>Especially when its so easy to lie.
Then why you're telling us that you're smarter than us when it's so easy to lie? Anon, are you retarded? That's a shitty excuse, especially when you told us about the 'hardware driven genetic algorithm' when you could easily lied about it. Please, kys.
Sage this, anon is unable to use logic, thus a moron.

>>727739887
How's high school?

>>727742743
>>727742783
And now I kind of feel like I need to be a faggot enough to prove to nobody how well my literacy can be
>world is my memory skills
>world are my memory skills

I should also throw in to no one in particular, that in a social setting, there's a difference between making the point of being knowledgeable, and being insufferable. I think that goes along with the theme of "smart people tend to not show they are smart" and "smart people are annoying"- it's rather that most people who, for lack of a better phrase, "know they are smart", don't really know how to show that... well. Being able to make the distinction between making the point, and being insufferable, may come with what some call "emotional intelligence"; I'm confident enough in saying that most of the failings people have with "emotional intelligence" comes from a lack of social interaction, than an inability to interpret social interaction. In a sense, their only reference to how to interpret or perpetrate the situation, is themselves and whatever sort of biased, ideal scenario they can bring to life in their imagination. Or on paper, whatever does it for whomever.

>>727743206
I guess, initially, I was asking you where you thought your "smarts lied", and invoking myself as an example, in a number of ways, to address a couple notions I picked up on in the thread. As somebody who often hears "how do you know all of this", and simultaneously meets a handful of people who make them feel honored to hear them speak, I want to know what it is that makes you tick. If you tick.

>>727743552
How's homeschool****

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>>727743455
>if perfect grammar were possible could it be used as a programming language

i think a better way to think of it would be without perfect grammar in your programming language, would your program run?

>>727743455
tl;dr I'm just butthurt that I suck at grammar.

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>>727739887
Prove yourself

What do you study at college/unversity?

>>727739887
Is the earth flat or spherical?

>>727743814
humanities major detected

>>727743930
kek

>>727744037
the surface of the earth is homeomorphic to the projective plane
the actual geometric shape of the earth is left as an exercise for the reader

>>727739887
Triforce then motherfucker I dare you.

>>727743538
The point of the thread was discussion, and unless you want my signed diploma and ID, any claims of which college I attended would be insubstantial.
>>727743552
It was boring
>>727743622
I originally was very stem oriented, but have recently been trying to learn more about artistic or intuitive intelligence. I hated myself very intensely for most of my life which led me to
focus solely on bettering myself and little else.
>>727743930
I studied electrical engineering.
>>727744037
oblate spheroid, but approximately a sphere.

>>727744045
Medfag, currently studying mechatronic engineering (for fun). Grammar (In English) isn't my strongest virtue tbh, but I'm not gonna start whining about English majors when they correct me a mistake I typed, stop being such a whiny bitch.

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>I'm smarter than all of you because I'm antisocial

>>727744150
>>727744276
l'm still not sure, derp.

>>727743930
hello i am newfag and have never done quantum shit

is this the expectation value from standard probability?
does that mean that this atomic hydrogen radial wavefunction is a probability?

>>727744276
>and unless you want my signed diploma and ID
But we're not asking for that, we're fucking asking for the college you attended and tell me how telling us about the 'hardware driven genetic algorithm' claim is anyway substantial? It could easily be a lie, any claims that you had done that would prove how smart you are are useless by your logic, meaning this thread is pointless, anon, I'm asking you again, are you retarded? Did you think about it before you type that amount of bs?

>>727744639
not op. I got 5's on the english lit/lan ap's and a nearly perfect sat verbal. in 2017 being "good at grammar" is completely useless in life beyond not looking like a retard in conversation. it's like knowing how to use a quill and ink kit; takes needless effort, makes you seem like an intellectual, and makes you mostly obsolete.

besides, english is a mongrel language anyway. it's meant to be fucked with.

>>727743455
>>727743814
>>727744045
I mean, as someone who walks the line between hard and soft science, I meet devout folk on either side who will find something about you to ridicule or pick apart. It's not to say that the humanities assholes don't exist. They most certainly do, and I meet them, too.

>>727744276
How do you find that/those pursuits to be going so far?

>>727745371
You really aren't wrong when you say that about English, and that gives me pause.

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>>727739887

1/3 = 0.33 repeating
Therefore 2/3 = 0.66 repeating
And therefore 3/3 = 0.99 repeating, but 3/3 = 1
So tell me OP, does 0.99 repeating = 1?

>>727745371
I don't get your point, I'm not saying that grammar is useful besides, as you mentioned "not looking like a retard in conversation", but this guy >>727743455 (idk if that's you) was clearly butthurt about English majors. My sole intention was to add a lil' bit more of salt to the wound so that whiny bitch gets more butthurt for sucking at grammar.

>>727739887
>Most
>I'm part of the few and it's a curse

One thing I've learned about the smart people I've met is that they can't study. It's like they know so much that they literally have to force themselves to learn something that was probably written by someone not as smart as them.
They all had a problem with their teachers/ professors/ peers

>>727741052
yU dONt KnoW hAO tHis worKs, 255 iQ hERe.

>>727745864
I very much doubt Einstein had time to worry about grammar

>>727745864
hahahaha that wasnt me, but I gotcha now. my main point was just that it's usually not worth it to feel insecure about grammar.

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>>727739887

Intelligence is not a totally ordered concept as numbers are.

Any attempt to sort people by intelligence will lead to contradictory conclusions.

Any attempt to measure it with numbers (iq) is futile and useless

It seems obvious, but I'd like to give 3 pieces of evidence:

1) Multiple dimensions
I do very good at math, yet i suck at making a point, even with evidence. My best friend has no diploma, but he can "win" an argument with about zero knowledge on a subject.
There are situations where I'm the smart guy, and he's the idiot. There are other situations where I'm useless and where he's the hero.
> well, ok, I can't say one of you is smarter than the other. But someone good at both subjects is smarter than you guise, and someone who suck at both is dumber. Implying intelligence is not a total order, yet there still are people "uniformly" wiser than others.

2) Arbitrary choice of the definition of a "clever move"
Is "being nice and generous to people" something clever or dumb?
You can argue for days about this, the simple fact there are different point of views, and that none will be convinced by arguments of the opposite, shows that you can't just say "duh nice people are stupid cause other abuse of them" or "duh nice is nice so it's better because hitler was not nice" and claim to solve the question
> well ok, for a specific, quantifiable subject, the orientation of the scale is not always obvious. But often, there clearly is a "good way" and a "dumb way"

3) Self-refuting concept
When "not being clever" is the best option, how the fuck do you define intelligence?
And don't tell me that it doesn't exist: considering any multiple-player confrontation situation (war, games, politics...) where alliances are possible, the strongest is actually the one to shoot down...
(looking dumber/weaker than you are is a strategy taken into account in the definition of "strongest", you may not know who the strongest is but still you need to kick his ass)

>>727740235
why do you think you are smart? what does it mean to be smart? Is being smart good? they say ignorance is bliss, would you agree?

>>727745859
Ya dumb ass, 3/3 is one and 1/3 is just a third of one, they've been all rounded, in reality 1/3 is 0.3333333 and so on, it's an endless period.

>>727746098

Well, I guess it's more like studying is hard, because they're used to get things straight, without trying hard. At some point it becomes difficult, so they're naturally annoyed and give up

>>727746098
Just because you're smart, that doesn't mean you literally know everything lmao, it's impossible that that you know everything about anything. I doubt the people you met knew how to get more knowledge, they're probably some lazy fuckers.

>>727739887
Explain what is polymeric falcighol derivation.

>>727746166
Then again, you moron, I'm not saying grammar is useful in your daily life, but you getting butthurt for sucking at it won't make you smarter. I guess Einstein didn't get butthurt about people complaining when he made a grammar mistake like you do.
And just in case, you mongoloid, didn't get my point: Grammar doesn't matters, you can be bad at it and it's fine, but just don't get butthurt for sucking at it.

>>727746363
The one guy is literally some kinda fucked up genius. He studied cybernetics. He is currently working on creating a new dark net. He has worked for many government agencies but he always quits because he usually finds out the stuff he is working on is unethical.

>>727746189
I agree with you

>>727741912
Doesn't work.
You miss a ; line 2
>cucked

>>727746687
Huh?
I guess you must have misunderstood. I wasn't arguing about grammar. I was just merely stating fact. It seems we both agree on the same thing but you're being angry for some reason.
I teach English and my grammar is horrendous. I'm intelligent creatively and my lack of proper English skills holds me back.
I've tried studying over and over but my brain just can't retain basic grammar.

>>727739887
Explain the chaotic behaviour of a simple algorithm and its relation to Newton Raphson method?

>>727746345
I think it's more like. They found a flaw with what they were studying and asked questions that teachers couldn't answer. Of course someone who is really smart will just pretend they agree with the teacher.