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I just injected one marijuana for the first time. Am I gonna die?

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I just injected one marijuana for the first time. Am I gonna die?
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My face feels fuzzy.
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>>727736835
nice fishtank
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>>727736835
But first your balls are going to explode
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>>727736835
wait till you try smoking acid.
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>>727736835
i luv drinking heroin
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>>727738374
and mushrooms... the first time i smoked mushrooms was wild
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>>727738175
thanks, m8.

trying to cook a totinos pizza right now. found some gummi bears.

legit

just cleaned the tank

fuck me I'm a lightweight.
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Smoke that panda molly
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>>727738540

Use some tank water to water the plants outside. Ponder contributing to the circle of life and how we are all just dust feeding things that themselves will be dust one day.
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>>727736835
Nah, that would take injecting about four marijuanas whole. If you had only one you should just feel aggressive and you may vomit a little
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>>727738660
i use it to water my cactus and succulents with. I do 25% water changes weekly, and that's when I water my cacti.
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>>727738806
I want to aggressively fuck my wife, does that count?
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>>727738540
What strain are you injecting?
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>>727738924
sherbet, i think.
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what size needle did you use?
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>>727738875
Marijuana junkies tend to rape and murder, so just make sure it doesn't come to the latter
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>>727738811

All the water that exists has always been. The water flowing in your tank may have once been inside a dinosaur or passed through the gills of an ancient Copepod
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>>727739035
This size.
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You are only supposed too fill the water till it passes the bottom of the down stem.

>Fucking retards always putting too much water.
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>>727739106
So, I'm piss-lubricated stardust.

Badass.
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>>727739106
You understand that water is chemical compound made of hydrogen and oxygen?
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>>727739237
That's a nice injector you have there. You should try putting ice cubes in there through the top, it gets rid of the burning sensation in your veins
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>>727739335

Damn right. Everytime you shit, you are dropping a deuce of star-stuff. Nova-waste man.

>>727739387
Oh yea. Seeded by stars and that which existed before all up to the very beginning. Always existed, to the limit of what "always has" can come to mean.
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No but it will make you gay. Since you're op though I guess it might turn you straight. I wouldn't cross your fingers though. No weed is THAT strong.
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>>727739585
Kickass. OP is not a faggot right now.

>>727739518
Stardeuce. Nice.
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>>727739323
I'm a noob at this, i know.
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>>727739434
Thought about it. I had a hookah brand tobacco injector, used ice in it. Same concept here?
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>>727736835
yes
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>>727740050
Actually, that's what those inward bends at the water level are for, so that you can put ice in there and it wouldn't fall into the water
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>>727740194
No shit? I figured it was just a water level marker. That's cool.
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>>727740276
My injector has it, too. Here are just three cubes, but you can fill it all the way to the top and it's the best shit
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>glo fish
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>>727740546
Also, it says hi
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Yes u gonna die dummy, erry1s gon die, fukn deep, cause u did the tree
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>>727736835
Yes, you will die for a few hours and when you rise from the dead you will eat all the food in your house. So be ready to go get some groceries after all this is done anon
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>>727740546

This is my first injector, so I'm still learning my way.

>>727740589
And others. 3 betas, 7 whiteclouds, 6 black skirt tetras. 2 bandit cichlids, a Siamese algae eater, and five glofish.
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>>727736835
dont worry bro, you can sniff it twice but if u do it a third time then ur dick will fall off
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>>727739518
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>>727736835
Yes
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>>727741058
That's a shitty gateway drug, man. If weed makes your dick fall off, then who the fuck would try coke?
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>>727740667
I like your glass, /b/ro. I need to get one that ain't clear. This one's my wife's.
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>>727741261
People with no dick to lose, ofc
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>>727741261

Could be worse. He could be in Ukraine doing krokodil instead. Hell even just being in Ukraine is worse.
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>>727741330
Makes sense, then. Bitches be high.
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>>727741395

Shit forgot my image
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>>727741395
I hear it's colder than wisconsin. I was in wisconsin for two years.

Fuck wisconsin.
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>>727741430
What the FUCK.
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>>727741503

You know your life and your country is shit when you know that the drug is going to do that to your leg and you get shitfaced on it anyway
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>>727741503
Yeah, watch a video or something, it makes parts of the flesh literally fall off. It really lets you know that things could be worse. Also, it's more popular in Russia, isn't it?
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>>727741634
No SHIT. Fuck that noise.
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cool water level, u like drinkin that shit?
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>>727742168
nah, fuck that, smells like shit.
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