Matched on Tinder. Give me a play by play and I'll post screens.

>>727732663
First, correct her grammar.

*your

" whens the last time you ate a mans ass? "

>>727732827
+1

>>727732663
Ask her if she speaks english. You need to first establish a common tongue with the negress.

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>>727732663

>>727732663
"Send nudes"

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>>727732663

>>727732663
>"plz sit on my face"

>>727732663
Nice, op! Very thicc and has a beautiful face. Mm. Would let her sit on my face. Tell her that:

"Yummy! You are Very thicc and have a beautiful face. Mm. Would let you sit on my face."

>>727732663
"Ey gurl, gimme that black pussy"

OP just post something

judging by hrt straightened hair and her hand on hip w/ raised eyebrow expression she is judging herself in the mirror/picture meaning she has low self esteem.
she is try to fit in but also knows she needs to be better.
drop subtle hints that u know she's not good enough too.
this will lead to her trying to prove herself that she is good enough and ultimately if you're lucky means sleeping with u. and then u post screens to b.

ask her how her day was. ladies love a guy that can convincingly act like they're interested in her mind.

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>>727736136
White Knight detected.

Ask her why she can't wear clothes in her profile picture if she works at a clothing store

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Tell her you "want to beat that pussy like a Master beats a washer girl for not getting all the blood out the first time"

>>727735535
Nice cold read that's probably totally innaccurate.

>>727736389
Not a while knight - I'm a red cunt, asshat. ask me to "tits or gtfo", motherfucker. I dare you.

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>>727737325
I dun goofed. I'm a sucker for a ginger. So, time stamped tits or get the fuck out. You know the rules.

>>727737325

Red Cunt to Red Leader, reporting in

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>>727737597
Red fox to red leader, reporting in

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>>727737706

Red Dot to Red Fox, reporting in

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>>727737706
Big red reporting in

>>727732663
1. Completely ignore these racist fucks.
2. Be confident, but not too confident.

>>727737325 >>727737597
Red planet check in

>>727737885
Fuck

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>>727737915
Red planet reporting drunk

she could actually be decent looking if she wasnt such a fatty

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>>727737576
I know the rules.

>>727732768
this

>>727732827
kek

>>727738557
Show nips anon

>>727735535
kys

>>727738557
Anon show puss.

>>727738557
nice hair

>>727738557
Why did you tits just to abandon thread?

>>727732827
kekle

>>727732663
Show me them purple lips

>matched a nog

>>727732663
Ask if it's going to bother her that you have a wooden leg and a hook for a hand.

>>727738557
What the fuck no nipples? Cop out. We've got a puss ass bitch over here

>>727738557

Fatty detected. Look at those hambeast arms.

Full body pic now.

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>>727739183
Still here.

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>>727738557
Puss Anon. Carpets match the drapes, hopefully.

>>727739771

full body and face faggot

Purple whale, purple whale (guitar solo)

>>727739771
Surprise, surprise anon. Would love pussy or body pics if you'd like. You already impressed me by proving me wrong lol

>>727739638
You've seen mine. Show your arms and prove you're not more of a hamplanet than I am.

>>727739771
Post butt

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>>727740046

Just a skinny Asian here, landwhale

>>727739771
How did I post a tinder suggestion and get tits? This is why I love allowing threads to evolve.

>>727740046
If I post arm can we see more?

>>727740158
Timestamp, motherfucker.

>>727740046
checkmate

>>727740187

Because your faggot ass never posted results

>>727740158
faggot

>>727740158
Timestamp tits. You know the rules.

>>727740370
You see what I did there? Tits are more interesting than not getting a reply from a sleeping Whore.

>>727740370
This lmao
OP, if you didn't abandon thread then you're kind of a fucking moron for not replying to all the answers you got

>>727739771
Post ass

>>727740555
Trips wills it

>>727739151
yea true liar said hairw as red

>>727740512
Bong session, fellow 4fag. Captain notsofaggot reporting for duty.

>>727740493

No, fat tits are boring and lame.

We wanted results.

Now deliver.

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>>727739879
>>727739096
>>727739896
>>727740083
Hold on. Gotta do something

>>727740682
Not possible of I received no answer. I guess fat sluts sleep too.

>>727740719
Holding my cock. Don't let my boner down.

>>727740719
Oh man, for how long? My boner already died and it's about to hit 5 am on Sunday I gotta start sleeping to wake up in 3 hours

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>>727740719
Fuck this, I'm gonna go take a shit

>>727737325
>>727737576
>>727738557
ha. nice one

kys

check um and more tits

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>>727740555
>>727740083
>>727740795
>>727740682
>>727740768

>>727740719
Trolololol

>>727740719
Kik name?

>>727739771
ew, purple hair and fat.

>>727741527
Did you take a shave / panties change break...?

>>727741527
Dear anon,
Please let me see pussy before I sleep
Sincerely,
Anon

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>>727739096
>>727739879
>>727740603
>>727740795>>727740768

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>>727741663

>>727741706
Pee for /b/?

>>727741527
Nice ass now show puss

>>727741786
Moar pls

If you're up for it you can drop your area code and I'll come by and fuck you.

>>727741786
Kik? I'll play nice. You responded to all my posts so kindly i wanna repay you.

>>727741786

Gotta show feet for the footfags don't play favorites

>>727741786
that the best spread u got? damn good try tho

>>727741938
what, with shitty pics of your shitty dick - no thanks ...

>>727741786
pretty fucking decent

put your phone a little bit away when you take the next ones

>>727741786
holy shit actually hot af

I thought anons as based as you were a myth

>>727742069
Fuckable and abusive.

This is gonna be a great nut.

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>>727742069
Hey I didn't call your tits shitty or your pussy. I was just genuinely grateful, like damn

>>727742151

Im already in love

>>727742131
dude, if you're trying to fit in you gotta when to use buzzwords like based, fucking retard

>>727737788
could also apply to 4chan or the Internet in general.

>>727742069
>>727742181
Jkek, but for real
You'd rather post pics of your body on 4chan than talk on kik? It's honestly nmfuckinp, but I was just trying to throw you a bone since you got up my bone ya feel?

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>>727741935
>>727741938
Ive got this for the night. I dont need a visitor or kik

>>727742376

You mean for life, fattie?

>>727742376
Not even if I'm bigger than that?

If you aren't down at least post some more pics.

>>727742376
what size is this? also, post your feet/pussy you dirty fucking slut

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>>727742024
Tried again, just for you

>>727742376

Why won't you show feet?? I need to cum before I go to bed

>>727742212
goddamn I just used the word as it's used ya dweeb

>>727742482
If you can't cum to what's already been posted, I think you might have a problem.

>>727742471
Can you cut yourself a little?

Just a bit of blood makes me go crazy

>>727742471
If u won't gimme kik, how about armpit shot anon? If you're so based, you'd really deliver

>>727742208
with genuine female interaction. you do realise that tits or gtfo has lost its meaning because any time stamped tits you see get special attention because they are tits. it is merely another hoop that attention whores are glad to jump through to get neckbeards all horny and full of attention.

there are no genders on 4chan

forget tits or gtfo it should be gender gtfo.

>>727742721
Quit being gay

>>727742471
<3 goddess, tho dont be shy of ur other hole ;)

>>727742597

I'm not gonna cum to sloppy pussy brah. Titties looked nice but no good pics. Ass wasn't spread. Need. More. Stimulation.

>>727742376
you pathetic whore! look at your life. what are you doing? I feel sorry for you.

>>727742721

Wow gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>727742471
parting the meat sea.
moses would be jelly.

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>>727742680
Ten years quit, not doing it again, sorry.

>>727742900
Well that took a fucking turn.

How am I supposed to fap now?

>>727742760
quit being a desperate virgin and feeding this sad whore the attention she is begging for

>>727742963
With your hand, fucking pussy

>>727742900
Body pic, femanon. Tryna see titty to toe

>>727742900
Damn, happy to hear you are better but sad to hear I can't fap.

Got any old pictures?

>>727742900

Only dumb fucking cunts slash themselves. Hope you never reproduce cunt. Although that pussy looks like it's birthed a baby elephant

>>727743007
The verbal abuse helps, thanks.

>>727742900
solid proof of 100% attention whore hooking all you sad virgins

This bitch is gross you niggas desperate hmu if you want real thick thots who like sexting

>>727743057
>implying I give a fuck

>>727743062
Niggers aren't allowed on the internet

>>727743009
I can find some pizza sauce and rub it on my legs

>>727743134
That would actually be pretty hot, unless you have some shit you could use?

>>727743057

I totally agree with you. I thought I was the only one who doesn't think seeing a pussy is special anymore. I'm in my 30s though that might be part of it, seen my share. She ain't special

>>727743134
Bull fucking shit. You'd get pizza sauce, but not a body or armpit pic?

>>727743100
clearly you give as many fucks as you get faggot.

>>727743167
>he lost his sex drive at 30

Good luck trying to fill the rest of your years with menial shit like fishing and golf until you eventually die.

>>727743134

So is that a no on the foot pic or what...?
Are they gross or something?

teasing us with that ass and never spreading it, u mynx

>>727743017
You saw the dildo. And i chose to not have children by choice. Its a terrible world, especially with people like you in it.

>>727743134
lies, you could not waste valuable pizza sauce. you would gobble it up jar included before you got anywhere near your blimp legs.

>>727743184
>primary school insults
>isn't interested in pussy

underage b&

>>727743124
Sorry sir it's just my DC dialect i can assure you i am white

>>727743245

Plenty left in the tank buddy. But why would I get a raging boner at sub par pussy? Granted I would have at 16 because I hadn't seen many yet outside of porn. But this pussy? I dunno man, the only 30 year old that would get hard at this would be fresh out of jail or something. 2/10 landwhale would not take to dinner for fear of bankrupting me

>>727743245
not person you responded to but just because we have a level of standard does not mean a lack of sex drive.

self harming ham beast attention whore posting nudes on b/

no thanks ha ha

>>727743317
>chose by choice
Natural selection everyone. Pretty cool, I love seeing science in action.

>>727742900
feet pics pls

>>727743425
Kek

>>727743366
you have no power little faggot.
underage b& all you want I will not get banned.

>>727743381

Haha I'm right off Wisconsin and Massachusetts Ave

>>727743437
I mean I have standards too. I wouldn't date her, but would I touch myself to pictures of her? Yes. Yes I would.

>>727743265
No, your Fetish is gross.

>>727743425
30 as well, seen shit that would all these kids blow, pics of fat chick pussy on 4chan.... not special.

>>727743555
Trips confirms all footfags must die

I'm 19 and horny as fuck and these pics did not make me hard at all she's gross
Maybe because I'm used to better pussy you kissless virgins

>>727743535
when 1 second of looking provides better results?
you are a lazy wanker.
literally

>>727743531
I'm actually from Arlington

>>727743555

>trips dont lie

>>727743590
thread/

>>727743620
I'm already on 4chan, I'm already in the thread, some pussy was dropped right in front of me. It was a fateful fap.

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>>727743575

Glad to see I'm not alone /b/rother

>>727743713
fateful fap/ lazy wank/ no standards/ degenerate nigger

pick one they are all the same

>>727743650

Nice my GF lives off of Lee Hwy

>>727743727
there are quite a few of us it would seem.

show your feet/pussy hoe

Ask her to shit on you

>>727743979
you're kinda late man


hey bitch that's posting these pics, you should open a new thread or post on /soc/ i wanna blow a load to dat pussy

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>>727743173
I'm going to bed real soon. You anons stay you

Y'know what? Fuck this gay-ass board. We were supposed to be trolling some dumb nigress but instead some attention whore and her army of horny middle-aged men ruined it. Fuck /b/.

>>727744047
oh come on femanon, post your feet/pussy please before you go. will you comeback tomorrow? you could post on the chubby thread on /soc/

>>727743819
Near Columbia pike

>>727744140
kek

>>727744047
PLEASE SHOW FEET

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>>727743161
>>727743173
>>727743464
Pizza sauce on legs. Not much pizza here

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>>727744054
seriously, what the fuck is this
her beef curtains are so fucking unappealing to begin with
she looks fat
poor OP got his thread hijacked by some dumb slut
fucking disappointing /b/

>>727744054
It is so desperate
We got the tits which is a rule
But we should have left it at that now this lump of pure under belly cellulite is satisfied with all the attention she's getting but she's grotesque
I hate all these virgins

>>727744329
Good enough, thanks mate

tell us your stats op, height, weight etc

>>727744039
I am not going to read all this shit to work out whats going on !

>>727739771
Bretty good. There are no girls like you here. I'm disappointed.

t.Russian

>>727738557
Thank you

>>727744547
So, how was your day?

>>727744430
31, 5"4, 210 and way more woman most of the kisless virgins on here can ever handle.

>>727744670
oh shit, it wasnt meant for you kek

i forgot the bitch posting here is not op. but the questions remain hoe

>>727742597
This! No sane person would beg to see a woman's fucking feet.

>>727744242
Let me get a pedi first

>>727744670
so basically you're bigger around than you are tall.

>>727744670
I work on a ranch and deal with cows all day, still no fucking way I'd want to handle you.

>>727744655
I spent it working between my reading teacher and my bartending jobs. I had a really great time, and people were nice to me. I got in a fight with my boyfriend about the same old shit, but I'm still cuddled up beside him while he sleeps so there's hope for tomorrow. Thanks for asking

>>727744939
Show yours. You've seen mine. 45, 5'6" and 450 doesn't really work for me.

>>727744838
do you have somewhere i could message you to get pics of your feet?

>>727743535
Really? Post face. I'm curious to know if only the ugly guys would fap to that

>>727735535
"Trust me, I watched a youtube video on how to read people"

>>727745203
Please see above: let me get a pedi.

>>727745342
yes i read that but how the fuck am i going to get a picture of your pedicured feet if i can't contact you after this thread is 404'd

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>>727745309
I was in a car accident in 1913. I'm the one on the right. Sorry. I used sexy panties to compensate

>>727745496
Watch the board. May e theyre mine, maybe they're not. You have no attachment. You'll cum over feet

>>727745097
u gorjus. I wanna hang wiv u n play twister

>>727745605
yes but i'd like to see yours, not some other chick

>>727744047
nice hair. Like what I've seen.

any way of talking to you outside of /b/? legit interested.

>>727745556
Ur hawt

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>>727745194
how about 5'10" 220

>>727745710
I think shes pretty too, i don't think these haters have the imagination to realise how good that pussy would feel to fuck, and how good that ass would feel to pound, and how good it would feel to hold those soft titties

>>727745818
not that femanon who was posting pics but nice... big daddy anon

>>727738557
>>727739638
>>727739771
>>727739879
>>727740083
>>727740934
>>727741786
>>727742877
>>727743057
>>727743062
>>727743190
>>727743167
>>727744329
>>727744332
>>727745818

https://strawpoll.com/x57safg