Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?

>>727719338
Because being 28 and single is awesome

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>>727719783
No it isn't. It's so horrible.

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>>727719338
my personality

>>727719338
I'm not sure I want a girlfriend next time

>>727719947
At least you have your video games.

>>727719860
You have time for that after. Women get desperate after a certain age and it gets easier. I was in a relationship for 6 of the best years of my life ( 20 -> 26 years old) and I feel like a waste that time. Besides it's not the most important thing in life to be with someine

>>727719338
People are alreayd hard to talk to without sperging, I have experience talking to about 5 women in my life

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>>727719338
I don't think my wife would approve.

>>727720274
i use to think that but for some reason i don't enjoy video games as much anymore

>>727720575
I was being sarcastic. Video games should never have been a priority.

>>727719860
Yes, it is. It's awesome.

>>727719338
I JUST got rid of my girlfriend. Stop pressuring me. God..

>>727720745
they weren't a priority per say, just something to do

>>727719338
I hate women

>>727719338
Because I've spent the last five years recovering from a nervous breakdown. It's only recently that I would consider myself boyfriend material.

>>727719338
Because I'm a virgin loser with no friends.

I think that women are too clingy

>>727719338
Probably because, like OP, I'm gay.

>>727719338
I'm gay

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>>727721501
You two should date.

>>727719338
The level of mental clarity I enjoy from not being in a relationship can't be replicated.

>>727721568
Probably not, he's the sort of guy who goes on /b/.

>>727721716
So are you anon, you have so much in common.

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If I'm completely honest, I really don't want a girlfriend; I just want to fuck women. But that's neither here nor there, because I'm fat and being fat automatically makes a person ugly. The only women I ever see interested in me are even worse than I am.

>>727719338
(pic related)

>>727721807
I know :(

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>>727721716
Yeah no he's right

>>727720285
This guy gets it good one on you anon

I dont have the personality or character to be in a relationship, which is why i stick to prostitutes

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>>727721827
That picture pretty much sums up my social life.
Awkward loner.

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>>727719338
Well
I have a waifu

>>727722164
If it makes you feel any better I'm not awkward and I'm still alone.

>>727721920
>>727721982
See you even agree, what if both of you are just casual fags, who thinks the other guy is some sort of 4chan freak?

women are stupid.

>>727719860
Having a gf is horrible. Pls. Girls are either selfish idiots are whorish idiots. There's not much of an inbetween. It's a rare occurrence.

>>727722057
Thanks mate ;) But to follow up, I really understand why some people are desperate to find someone but little advice, women don't like it when she senses that the guy is depesrate so best thing to do is to play it cool and don't overthink it.

It'll happen when it happen like they say

>>727719338
Because I'm beta as fuck and work too much

>>727721300
I'll be your friend.

ive thought about it over and over and just came to the conclusion that id rather just be by myself. i mean, i Could date a girl for a few months but its about that time i start getting bored of them anyways. And i kind of sort of dont wanna use one for that ling, Knowing deep down it wont last.

Because I literally give no fucks about women. They crave attention more than dick and I give them neither.

>>727719338
Because of Feminism. You're already autistically screeching behind your screen while typing furiously about how I'm just a fat autistic manchildren. You think I can't get a girlfriend but you're fucking wrong again buckess. I REFUSE to have a girlfriend because of feminism. It turn women into entitled being who can't even cook pasta. It destroyed western civilization and you know it.

The entire movement is hi-jacked by communist harpies and nobody do anything about it because all they think about is getting laid. You hate patriarchy and you want it to end? Guess what? I will just set it on fire and watch it burn alone in my own chair. That's why

I want to be free again but she's awesome. I just am so fucking sick of constantly updating my whereabouts. She's mad when I'm at the gym for more than 2 hrs and gives me shit when I eat a whole thing of ice cream.

>>727722850
Thats abuse anon, if she doesn't trust you, why is she with you?

>>727719338
because I don't trust the little skanks these days.

>>727719338
I did until this morning. Shes ghosting me and I just want to know why.

because there's too many women to just pick one

>>727719338
Because the last time I asked a girl out on a date, she screamed out rape. Fuck the girls in this country.

>>727721300
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>>727723244
this is now a get thread

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Because being a 22 year old firefighter with unlimited supply of pussy is better.

Cause I'm fat and I can only maintain a relationship for a short time and I am betanator and my standards are low and the only girl that I love is 8/10 and we both have like no friends but she's a lesbian

>>727723942
Change genders, date female friend.

>>727722845
Feminism BTFO: The post

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>>727719338
Ugly (3/10) with terribly awkward/autistic personality

I can't even make friends, and the ones I do have distance themselves most of the time

A girlfriend? Yeah, not happening

>>727724491
Just find your female counterpart and make little sperglets together.

>>727719338
Don't want one, a couldn't maintain a relationship anyway.

>>727719338
Because you're a faggot

Well, I have a female best friend who I've slept with before, and we kind of have a thing for each other, but she's trying to get over her last long-term relationship before getting with anyone else, so we'll see what happens there.

Otherwise, I think my problem is that I'm rarely in situations to meet women. I don't go out drinking regularly, and I work nights, so I can't go out to bars except on the weekends. Working nights is also not common for women, so I don't really work with any women. I'm not in school presently either, so that's another option gone. I know I'm on /b/, but I've been trying to figure out a solution. Any recommendations?

>>727720816
Been there, it was just minutes ago lol

>>727719338
Had one for a year and a half, OP. Your faggotry doesn't really help you get info, does it?

>>727722416
What a fagggg

Recently got out of 4 year relationship and have no desire to date. Plus I'm 34, few friends I have don't go out much and I'm awkward social retard. I'd rather chill alone and do what I feel like instead of trying to court some slut and pass her shit tests. Wouldn't mind getting laid every now and then though, but porn is fine too.

>>727725378
Social hobbies, that don't require drinking.
Since you work nights, you can do it in the day time.

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>>727724491
I've thought about it but I don't think I could be compatible with a sperg.

Even for my autistic personality, my hobbies and interests are rather normie-tier. Fashion, music production (hiphop beats), and photography. I don't do any video games or anime.

Besides, my sex drive is pretty low, so I'd need a good looking chick to get off, else my sex life would just be a disaster and she'd probably leave.

>>727723244
^

>>727725624
>>727724667

>>727721042
>They wernt a priority per say

You sound really fucking autistic

Because im a faggot

>>727719338
I do. Been together for 7 years

>>727723805
How many nude girls have you rescued?

I don't appeal to a lot of the girls in my area, and vice versa. I'm also an asshole by nature.

>>727722251
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haha sure buddy

>>727719338
can't be fucked

>>727723805
>>727726294
He means he rescues cats from trees.

Not really a big deal imo

Pretty much my whole self

>>727719338
Because i'm still working hard to lose weight after my knee problems

>>727719338
I don't date; prefer to have romantically engaging relationships without strings

>>727719338
Fucked up face skin (with my help), depressed, anxiety. To get any friend would be a good step to me, sadly don't have hopes on this. How do I start being interested of what happens around me? Like 4 years ago I had many friends now I haven't left my house unless for groceries/walking dog

>>727719338
Almost there, just haven't asked her yet.

because being single and just fucking girls is way better.

>>727720816
Are you telling God to stop pressuring you? Or are you lamenting by saying God?

>>727719338
because i want to be a girl instead

i did then she left me.

im ok though.

>>727721827
Then lose some goddamn weight you fat lazy fuck. It's not like you have some sort of affliction, being fat is a lifestyle choice. God I hate you.

because i'm married

>>727727434
What about thyroid problems? Besides some girls are into overweight guys

>>727727635

1. Thyroid problems aren't as common as people think, there's about an 88% chance that you're just lazy.

2. If you're fat because you're trying to get chicks that's are into fat guys, then why are you hitching about not being able to get any ass because you're fat?

>>727728082
*bitching

Being fat doesn't matter. I am slim and can't get a gf.

>>727725602
examples? I'm the head organizer of my local Smash Bros scene, but that obviously doesn't attract many girls, and none of my other hobbies are very social. I do volunteer at my local animal shelter regularly, but I have yet to meet any girls there

>>727719338
I married her and made her my wife.

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>>727721042
>per say
It's per se you fucking pretentious prick.

Prostitutes are cheaper in the long run, not looking for emotional attachment and I can cook better than any woman I've ever met.

Working on my JD so I'd rather focus on making bank then dealing with annoying bitches at the bars. Once I get done with that, then I will look for someone else who has a professional degree. I have zero time for sluts who are trying to gold dig.

Also, most women in the uptown area are feminazis and I have no time for Hillary supporters.

>>727728082
He's not bitching but he uses that as an excuse. That's what's sad. Stop believing that all girls into looks first personnality after. The good ones aren't.

I've only been single for five years. Sheesh, everyone's in such a hurry.

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I'm the quite kid at my whole school, probably said less than 20 full words to anyone in the last 6 years, was once mistaken for a mentally handicapped kid by one girl once.