My vagina. It is very funny.

>>727715552
"I recently posted a picture of myself topless... *crowd cheers* oh thank you, JUST THA WOMEN, WATDAFUQ!"
God damnit i hate her

My vag smells like a barnyard animal

>>727715552
dont let the h8ers get you down!
Smash the patriarchy girl!

I'd still hit her

Actually fucked her once. Wasn't bad actually and I am willing to bet my left arm 90% of you would have done the same.

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women are funny. get over it.

>>727715965
I'd hit her with my car.

... and then sue her for the damages.

>>727716072
>actually fucked her
no you didn't

>>727716082
>women
>funny
No... they're really not bro.

>>727716150
Yes I did.

>>727716082
I recall her being in this very position ;)

>>727716150
this

>>727716253
.... no dude, you didn't.

... and you know why

>pics or it didn't happen

>>727716072
i believe you, she seems like the kind that would spread her legs for anything with a hearbeat. i would've fucked her too, but it would block the memory of that experience

>>727716096
I'm sure there's part of the text missing from your post. The bit where you put "and reversed over that fat slob"

>>727716096
How do you hit a whale with a car? Drive it off the end of a pier?

>>727716281
>>727716370
Lmao everytime someone claims to have fucked or is fucking someone you fucks on this website just can't believe it. Must be a virgin thing or something?

>>727716426
I actually omitted that part because I am not completely sure my vehicle would run after hitting her the first time.

... I drive a F150

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here's Amy being Amy!

How funny!

>>727716082
Can you give me an example of funny women instead of just making an accusation?

>>727716490
It's almost like the board has a disclaimer for bullshit stories.

>>727716490
>lying about fucking someone that is in any way famous
>"must be a virgin thing or something"
yes... that is totally a virgin thing. It's also an internet thing senpai.

>>727716684
Shut up pedo

She literally started a comedy act with "I'm a Jew" and got applause.

The bar is low when you're rich and female.

>>727716684
What the fuck dude, I reported you to the FBI. Enjoy being v&

>>727716684
gross dude

>>727716629
>funny women
you mom, when she is in a clown costume and i am fucking her

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>>727716684
post cp

>>727716150
"If its on the interwebz it must be a lie otherwise it wouldnt be on the interwebz" - you, the grand master retard of tard town, dipshit city of the great county of turd brainia

>>727716684
>that is totally a virgin thing
I guess a pedo would know how virgins act

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>>727716590

she's so classy

>>727716846
Honestly, I'd believe anybody that freely admitted to fucking that land whale. Who the fuck would lie about that?

>>727716895
>>727716920
Who do I trust?

>>727716846
>that whole fucking post
spotted the 13 year old

>>727715670
got the pic?

>>727716072
I remember him. He cried like a little girl when I made him suck his mom's prolapse.

>>727716253
>>727716253
>>727716253
>I recall her being in this very position ;)

Im sure you do. From tqht time you had sex, with Amy Shumer, in your mind.

>>727716895
dumb ass faggot

>>727716955
honestly, no one in their sane mind would admit that

they would sudoku instead

Hopefully she does the renee zellwegger and completely changes her pigface

>>727716987
>trust
>/b/

It's your first day isn't it?

>>727717028
Why would someone lie about fucking her? I'd lie to people about not fucking her if I actually did fuck her

>>727716955
Let's all take a step back and remember the important thing here: she used to be thinner

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>>727717003

>>727715552
Someone post amyschumer getting fucked

>>727716629
Lisa lampanelli. Actually funny. Same type of humor as amy but actually good. God i want to kill the shumer so bad i wanr to burn her in her sleep and put her head in a bag and smash the bag into every feminist i come across beating them to death and adding their severed bloody brainless skin covered skulls to the bag of feminist death. Gotta kill gotta kill kill kill want need blood need them to die die die NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>727717177
If you want to fuck someone's brains out, you better sure she has one.

This isn't the case.

>>727717003
Fuck no, i dont even wanna think about what this bitch looks like topless. Im sure you can google it and youll find it, she said she posted it right on her twitter, cuz ya know, girl power

>>727717215
>Lisa Lampanelli
>actually funny

April Fool's Day ended 20 minutes ago in my time zone nigga.

>>727717178
Kek

>>727717326
fucking beaner

>>727717215
>Lisa lampanelli. Actually funny. Same type of humor as amy but actually good.
No. No she is not.

>>727717326
I never heard of her, so how funny could she really be?

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>>727716442

>>727715552
Someone find the amy schumer webm i wanna see here get railed

>>727717326
>>727717420
>Lisa Lampanelli

He's a tranny, right?

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>>727717406
>be in Detroit
>"fucking beaner"

>>727716629
Katherine Parkinson from IT crowd is the only funny woman i can think of, and i really gave this a lot of thought

>>727717215
She's an ugly troll who only jokes about how black men are the only people who want to actually sleep with such a beast.

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Here's Amy with a Weird Al fade

>>727717501
I wanna see amy schumer get fucked please post the webm

>>727717605
SHe was on Doc Martin , I actually know of her

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>>727717689

>>727717734
Someone please post amy getting fucked i wanna see that tits and pussy

>>727716857
Heh :V

>>727717496
The fuck is that? What does it even mean?

>>727717689
She looks like a squirrel

>>727717734
>>727717838
Underage b&

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>>727717326
East Coast US AYYYYYY LMAO. What's up /b/ro?

>>727717838
Someone post amy schumer getting reamed im hungry for porn

>>727717966
AYYY

On break at work.

>>727718024
Why would anybody want to see that, let alone have it saved?

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>>727718024
here you go, you faggot. anon delivers.

>>727718024
I know this site has the most degenerate pornography around, but any porn with Amy Schumer is too far. It's vile

>>727717000
Found the 13 year old trying to hide the fact hes 13 by calling everyone else 13. Just because the adults dont agree with you doesnt make them immature children it just means you're a shit head with nothing clever to say so you copy every other 13 year old retard on here. If you want to make an impact in art class dont draw the same stick kitty as every other drooling, doped up, incest baby that goes to yellow hall classes. Use your jelly bean sized bird brain to its fullest and come up with something more intelligent and original than than the leftover troll farts of people that failed before you. Break the mold, raise the bar, dont use a worm on a hook. Get off your ass and use a spinner you lazy dick licking tit flicker.

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Why are you guys so obsessed with this unfunny porker?

>>727718127
I suppose if it was a snuff film I'd watch it.

That'd be about the only way that'd be watchable. You could probably just skip to the end too.

>>727718199
You know 4chan isn't working right now, once all the threads hit their limit it's over untl it gets fixed

>>727718233
Your dubs don't beat my trips kid.

>>727717903
Yeee yeee yeeee fuck you little black underage degenerate retarded nigger get out from dis website for i say fuck you

>>727718246
With all the crazy people in the world, why hasn't anybody made that movie yet?

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>>727718070
I have off the weekends. Gotta splite from NJ to PA in a few hours though. I'm taking the wife to CHOP for some tests to see hwo the unborn wee baby Seamus is doing.

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>>727718350

>>727717571
>Detroit
Sorry on his behalf he meant nigger

>>727718480
that's better.

At least get the region right... right?

>>727718396
Dude, you need to edit out the 9gag logo, faggot

Google Gimp 2 image , it's a free imaging software

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>>727717067
>sudoku

Lmao thats a puzzle game, diptard. Suicide is Seppuku

>>727718605
Fucking A man kids these days don't know how to racially slur. God it makes me miss the lawless days of the 90's

>>727718233
Saving this little gem for later . . .

>>727718776
I would rather play soduko than admit to fucking her

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>>727718747
>mfw I wanted to see someone "sudoku"

>>727716072
Hello fellow schumer snu snu survivor

>>727717605
She's funny when she's reciting lines written by men. It's not the same thing.

>>727718887
Fuck playing sodacoo man id gag her bag get head and imagine I was fucking a fleshy pillow

>>727719151
>would rather fuck a regular pillow

>>727719382
Been there done that the hard part isn't all the feathers everywhere it's that half of them are cum caked into the carpet

>>727719746
>feather pillow
Bruh... that's how you get bird flu.

>>727715552
my pussy

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>>727718747
...
Falling for bait this hard. Holy fuck

https://youtu.be/pZ2M7zuK8cU

>>727716490
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

In other words, no pics, no proof.

>>727720751
So if i say im a fat 25 year old virgin loser here it magically makes it not true. WOW HOW ABSOLUTELY AMAZING THIS SITE CAN CHANGE REALITY!!!!

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>>727715552

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

>>727716253
Do you really have to lie to people on the internet?

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https://www.google.ca/amp/www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/news/amy-schumer-goldie-hawn-movie-snatched-trailer-9568

>>727715892
What patriarchy

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>>727716072

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>>727715552
Why so many fucking schumer threads recently?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u_e0yqp0bU

>>727715552
her cunt is the deadliest catch.

>>727719859
That's how you sleep like a king

>>727718233
AHAHAHAHA
mods pls ban this faggot