Sup /b/ros. Gonna kill myself via death cocktail that im gonna

forgot im also adding 3 bottles of visine

>>727715511
why will you do it? tell me your reasons first, please.

>>727715759
Life has nothing to offer me. I literally pray every night that i wont wake up in the morning. I just genuinely want to die.

They'll just pump your stomach.

>>727715954
Not if they dont find me in enough time

>>727716014
Where exactly are you going to drink it?

>>727716151
Well i was just gonna drink it in class but i didnt even think about them pumping my stomach, so i might sit on the toilet and pretend to poop

>>727716014
What's the point in doing it at school? If you're looking for the message of publicity, it somewhat defeats the purpose of doing it in privacy. Shock value all the way.

>>727716255
Make sure it tastes good

you'll likely throw it all up before it has a chance to kill you. the human body is a stubborn fuck when it comes to dying

>>727716322
I just dont want to do it at home, plus i have some loose ends to tie before i go.

>>727716429
I'll use tape to keep it in, whatever it takes

>>727715511

That'll fuck up your liver but wont kill you, even if by some miracle you manage to keep it all down while unconscious.

If life is so bad for you, why not sell everything you own and move to africa? Far more interesting ways to die over there. Go be a warlord or something. Being a student is shit, as soon as you're doing something else you might start enjoying life again

>>727716554
I dont want to enjoy my life i just want it to be over, is there something i can choke down that will kill me then?

>>727715511
Underage b&

>>727716732

You'll be a different person eventually. Stop looking for permanent solutions to temporary problems.

Srs though go to somewhere like somalia and get a job doing literally anything you want because you're white. Fuck studying, it's a pointless waste of time

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What will most likely happen:
1. you will pussy out
2. your mother's husband will notice his pills have disappeared
3. you will tell your boyfriend about your suicide and he will call an adult
4. You will throw up all your stomach content - no effects
5. You only throw up half the content, you fall in a coma for two days and you wake up with a liver + kidneys failure, chronic pain you will have to support all your life + blood drain everyday
6. Bonus points for brain damage and not being able to suicide anymore
7. You're just pretending
8. Why am I still there?

>>727716732
just jump off a bridge/ bullet in the brain?

+1 (919) 607-4912 do this and text it my guys. U won't regrert

>>727717096
>>727717142
I'm not doing this because im depressed or my life is shit or whatever i literally just want to die lmao. I just need some help getting there

If you're serious, take a fuck ton of iron tablets. Deadly and no antidote. I wouldn't recommend, but knowledge is power.
Also, a better intra vein choice would be a few hits of fentanyl.

Your shake sucks, might get you some gainz though.
>Toxicology minor

>>727715906
I really gotta go to bed now, but I'd like to talk to you more... Is there a social media where I can find you, even if it's anonymous?
Anyways, remember, you don't have to be like everyone else... Live your life happy, do what you wanna do. But I want to talk more with you, what do you say?

>>727716460
>loose ends?

>>727717641
Fag

>>727715511

Please dont kill your self. Theirs porn to live for. And if you get married and have a kid. That kid could supply porn for future generations. Thats one of the many reasons you shouldn't kill yourself.

> gonna drink in school
> you'll get found, stomach pumped, and stuck with crazy bills

Gee, what a fantastic plan

>>727717593
Thanks man i'll give it a go
>>727717641
I dont really see a point to making new friends right before i die
>>727717718
When i told my parents i wanted to die they literally called me a coward. I wanna tell my friends goodbye since they actually care for me

>>727716732
A shotgun barrel?

>>727717533
it seems you are serious, so here is my advice. get a fucking gun or find a high bridge. poison has like a 50% kill rate in suicide, maybe even lower. plus, they will put you on suicide watch and make it harder for you to try again. If you have money saved up, try sky diving without a parachute, that would be cool. or even get a shit ton of heroine and go out at peace.

>>727717533

You'll stop wanting to die eventually. It's just a phase that everyone seems to get these days.

>>727717718
Plus i want to bitch a few teachers before i go

Just slash your throat in front of the class.

Stop being a pussy OP, do you even lift?

>>727717936
Theres no skydiving places near me and i dont make enough money to afford one. Plus i dont want to fuck up with a gun. And theres literally no high places where i live. I need something that fits within my time frame

>>727718016
>death will solve all my problems
What happens if there is some sort of after life? what if you are reincarnated? Do you want to stop existing, or is it just __this__ life that you wanna end?

>>727717914
Look man, from what i can read you really are a whore seeking attention. Even in this post. I mean if you are going to do it, dont do it in front of ppl, you are forcing them to view your depressed dead ass? You know some ppl enjoy life, so do it alone, dont tell nobody neither cause they going to lock you down on a psych ward- STEP YOUR GAME UP COWARD AND A HERO

>>727718016
Aren't guns legal where you are?

Overdose on prescription drugs is the third least successful just ahead of non-prescription drugs and wrist cutting. Roughly 12% lethality rate. This is a far more popular method among women than men because suicidal women generally don't want to kill themselves, just be dramatic.

Seeing as you're suggesting to do this inn a school that sounds like it. Or more likely, you're a troll.

Either way, enjoy the attention seeking, pussy.

(stats from lasthope)

>>727718277
Im not killing myself in front of people lol, i literally just need to do shit before i go it just happens to be at school, im gonna drink this stuff like a regular protien shake and leave to be alone

>>727718277
this. you sound like some stupid kid that is mad about grades or some other petty shit. If you are dumb enough to kill yourself over a fight with your parents or whatever else made you wanna go, then the human race is better off without you.

>>727718237
>Plus i dont want to fuck up with a gun
You pretty much cant...probably the easiest way to go unless you care about leaving a mess

>>727718330
They are but i've heard stories of people fucking up and becoming potatos

There is a painless way to hang yourself, with the rope about 3 feet off the ground. You kind of lean into it until you faint, then do a wee dance and die. Vids on it here, I don't have it

>>727718506
Omg you really are a kid...

you have all the rest of your life, ha.
step in front of a train.
tie your arms and legs and weight yourself down then jump in a lake or river.
cover yourself with gas/kerosene and lit up,
slash up your wrists in a hot tube.
take a over full extension cord to your bath.
take a toy gun paint it black and find a cop.

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>>727718660
then dont fuck up. put it right in your head(or heart)
>mfw you are so dumb you even fuck up your suicide.

>>727718515
I've literally already said theres no reason im just ready to go

>>727718353
If you're serious and smart, its super easy. Basically shoot up half an ounce of heroin.
>women ruin the stats, as you say

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>>727718237
>buy a $150 shotgun and a $10 box of 00 buckshot.
>put the barrel under your chin pointing into your brain.
>Pull the trigger
>??????
>Profit

>>727718808
You write like a 13 year old. Man stop with this bait, go out and make friends for fucks sake.

just use a fucking exit bag, it's not hard

>>727718660
What type of idiot tries to kill themselves without googling it first.

Self-poisoning is the least successful and one of the most dangerous to fuck up.

Guns are nearly foolproof. If you can miss a point blank headshot on your own brain I don't think you'll figure out how to kill yourself at all.

I'd personally stay alive long enough to learn how to use methane or actual poison. You're going to make yourself awfully sick and ruin your digestive organs. Great plan, genius.

>>727718669
Like you do a sleeper hold on yourself with the rope, then you drop and the rope chokes you

You're a coward do it.

>>727718774
>>727718909
the train idea is pretty tempting

And i do love a good bargain but i dont wanna have to pay to die

Train in the night,
closed casket,
no sympathy,
no regrets,
no pain.

>>727718995
This.
Yeah i could've look into it a bit more.

>>727719102
Take someone else's shotgun, they're not hard to find. Where I like half the houses have loaded guns in them.

>>727719427
People here are too pussy to cross the street without a crosswalk. I doubt they have guns

>>727718660
S H O T G U N

>>727718891
The kid's ability to obtain opiates is directly linked to his parents/guardians having chronic pain. Forget smack

>>727719626
Plus i've never even smoked weed. Im not gonna shoot up right before I die

How old is OP?

>>727720065
17 gonna die on his birthday
>go ahead and roast me

>>727719760
>never even smoked weed

Jesus fuck, no wonder he wants to die

Write a note blaming 4chan.

Then kill yourself.

>>727718660
you are underage and b&
i had 5 friends suicide when i was in high school and after a week nobody gave a fuck about any of them
have fun being forgotten faggot your proving everyone right by pussying out
you will be the butt of the joke for many many years so plz just do it in private right now and livestream like a real man you little fucking bitch
slit your wrists/blow your brains out right now or gtfo
>to scared to shoot himself
>drinks poison instead
are you a women or a faggot?

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>>727716554

>>727720249
this

>>727720580
im cool with being forgotten

>>727720167
I'm 19 and seriously thought about suicide a few times. You're probably depressed or have something else. The good news is that mental illness is treatable. Aside from psychiatric help, it's possible to give meaning to your life. Every human being has potential to leave the world a better place for themselves and for others. The thing is that everyone finds their way of doing this eventually. 17 is a difficult age. I'm just an anon but I'd guess that you can be happy and find something to keep you going. Stay strong.

>>727715511
Need some protein for your protein smoothie? *unzips dick*

>>727720877
Your dick has a zipper on it?

>>727720782
You won't be forgotten. You wouldn't think while someone is alive that people will miss them after they die, but someone always does.

>>727718909

this encouragement is sad even though i killed thread for possible tips

>>727720801
Maybe, but until then im gonna stick to the plan

>>727715906
>praying

Bahahaha yup, you should kill yourself

>>727720957
It's a meme ya dip.

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>>727717894

>pedophile

>>727720782
livestream right now bitch
if you wanted to kill youself you would be dead
so choose now faggot kill yourself right fucking now on stream or gtfo
ive literally met 100s of little bitches like you where i work and im tired of people you
you mightnrealize this or not but you are worse than a bitch trying to get attention on a mongolian sheep trading forum
either die right now or live until you grow a brain
fuck you you weak piece of shit

>>727721342
It made me wanna kill myself even more

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>>727715511
ok bud, time to get real.

don't kill yourself. you can do whatever you want. strike out on your own, explore the wilderness, punch hookers, smoke crack, or sail the seas. honestly if you have nothing to lose, you have the ability to do anything you want, which can be pretty cool.

if you really want to kill yourself though, and that would suck /b/uddy, buy a tank of helium, a some rubber bands or hair bands, rubbing tubing, and some plastic bags.

put the bag over your head, run the line from the helium tank to your bag, and secure the bag/line around your neck.

this will 100% no shit kill you.

i advise against it, but to be honest, not all of us are meant to live. again, i suggest reaching out to your family, friends, priest, elder, mental health professional before you do something like this. maybe evaluate your life from a different perspective.

i know most of us want you to DO IT FAGGOT, but just this once, dial it back and re-evaluate your shit son.

>>727721084
>until then
There's always a time to start being happier and living more at peace with yourself. I'm guessing you're an American anon. It's probably late at night where you are. Psychological issues in males tend to get worse late at night. Go to bed and get some sleep. You deserve it.

>>727721407
That, hurt?

>>727721039
stop giving this fucker attention
anon will either die or will not die who cares

>>727721407
le edgy XDDD so fucking edgy ecks dee dee dee!!!11!1!!!!!

>>727721643
Someone cares. Nobody lives in a vacuum.

Suicide at your age is failing to complete the tutorial. Only fools and the mentally ill would do such a thing.

>>727721511
stupid fag how is he gonna get all that shit inside a school and sucusfully kill himself without bomb squad being called
next time you should just do this and rid yourself from the burden on humanity that you are

>>727721511
Atleast i'll sound funny while im dying, i like this idea

>>727721839
Actually at my school prom is approaching, they have tanks there for ballons. I think they'd be pretty easy to walk off with

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>>727721839
>>727721839
because only a fucking idiot would actually kill themselves in a school. seen it happen. it fucks people up. go back to jacking off to snuff porn and ponies faggot.

>>727721559
no
im just tired of being a stupid fucking counselor for you fucking stupid teen niggers
99 percent of thoser faggots spout shit out of their mouth and never do anything
be the exception to the rule and kill yourself or leave and never come back because this place obviously fucked OP up pretty good
so i shall reiterate
>livestream or gtfo

>>727721694
do you honestly care if this anon offs himself?

>>727722103
Ouch you got me again.

>>727716525
yo my nigga what the fuck

>>727722366
Sorry i know i was being super edgy there for a second

>>727718152
this, worked for me

>>727722361
still no suicide?
anon are you even serious this is a just a joke at this point

>>727722562
Im serious. I know im a teen queer but im not gonna let this guy bait me

don't do it bruh... just remember enjoy life maybe you just need a change. move to rural china or something. figure out what ur meant to do

>>727722667
im not trying to b8 you faggot
i either want you to take a bullet to the brain right now and show us or tell me why you want to off youself
also if you arent a pussy a knife to the heart will kill you in roughly 5 seconds
that would be cool

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You're forgetting a generous dose of Milk of the Poppy anon.

>>727723058
I want to kill myself because i dont care about my life at all, wouldnt matter if it was amazing or shit im just not meant to be alive

>>727723130
Whats that

>>727723260
o wait i just got it

>op life is meaningless, wants to do it at school because it has meaning, hueheue
just disappear dont drag people down into your shit, if you wanna end it end it alone, not in front of innocent people

>>727723396
How many times do i have to say im not staying at school

>>727723199
lol ive heard this more times than you can count
are you gonna tell me where i can find your brave suicide on the news?
ive been itching to make a joke out of some new faggot who offed ximself

>>727723559
I dont know yet but fox eats this shit up, your life actually sounds miserable. Join me anon

Why make it a smoothie? It'll dilute the sleeping pills and you'll live. Take whatever the stuff that'll kill you alone on an empty stomach.
If you're trying to make it look like an accident don't bother. An autopsy will prove it was suicide.

>>727723559
I'll write your post number on my arm so you can see its me

>>727723981
No im just trying to find a method that wont be messy

>>727723987
give me a rough date and a channel to watch, fucker ill be waiting

>>727724089
Noose

>>727715511
You're a fucking faggot and I would tell you to kill yourself. But you won't and that makes you a little faggot. It's a vicious circle.

>>727724205
April 17th
make sure your jokes are actually good. I dont want to die for nothing

>>727715511

> 5 sleeping pills
> not the whole bottle

It's like you want to live and wake up in the hospital with a $200,000 bill, a failed liver, kidney and damaged stomach requiring you to take tons of Rx everyday...Oh, and you'll be locked up for a while because you attempted suicide.

...it's like you WANT to make life worse.