*stares at you*

>>727705572

?

What.

"d-d-do you like tendies?"

*punches repeatedly*

>rape

>>727705572
look her way *tips fedora* and says my lady, casually walks away.

>>727705572
*stares back* TITS OR GTFO

>>727705572
>Grab knife
>Start laughing like a maniac
>Proceed to decapitate yourself
>Whip out your fully erect dick and start skullfucking your severed head

>>727705572
She got a big dick or what?

>>727706222
go for it

*leaves*

"dah fuq you lookin at"

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>>727705572

>>727705572
>Grab the unopened package of peeps you carry around in your backpack
>Pull out bowl full of melted chocolate
>Start dipping peeps into the melted chocolate
>Nail your entire family to a cross

>Go outside and collect brown recluse spiders
>put them all in a ziploc bag
>Go back inside and throw them at the ceiling fan

>>727705572
*unzips penis*

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*shyly avoid gaze and begin to sweat*

>>727705572
Why whats wrong with calling me Onii-chan from now on?

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Stop staring at me!

what the fuck do you want? do you want sympathy?

>>727705572
You know, coffee is a drug. How would you interpret that piece of art behind you?
Some may say [insert text here]. Personally, I prefer to think that all possible interpretations contribute to the whole of what the piece is. What is art, anyway? I was actually referring to the guy that was behind you; what do you think about him?
You should get more sleep, you know, you'll be more intelligent; be able to focus better, remember more, have more energy; sleep is great for you. Neurological disease, heart disease, you die early not getting enough sleep. What do you think about alternative dimensions? Would an alternative you be getting more sleep? If there are infinite realities, are there not infinite amounts of you infinitely getting varying levels of sleep, infinitely?

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>>727709254
w-what?

>>727710379
*steals a kiss from you in your confusion*

"Hi"

>>727710379
I'm going to bed because it's what's best for me, I hope that that doesn't upset you, but even if it does, I'm selfish, and I just cannot stay.

*approaches you*

*gets rejected because I'm a straight white male*

>>727706222
I was not prepared to be this aroused.

>>727709254
>>727710471
found the faggot

>>727710915
I wouldn't steal a kiss, at least attempt to differentiate possible different posters based on the content of posts.

>>727705572
*stares back* so what do you want to do now?

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>>727710471
*Kiss me right here, Anon*

>>727705572
you gonna post nudes of her yet ffs?

>>727711105
I repeat myself.

Found the faggot.

>>727711560
*kissu~*

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>>727711560
*sweats profusely*

>>727705572
>h-Hi
>spaghetti right out of my pocket

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>>727712215
>>727712249
Would you kiss a smoker, Anon?

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>Hey anon I really like you...these last few dates were really cool!
>just one thing though..
>fuck trump, right?

>>727705572
Didn't know Rin had arms...

>>727705572
I stare back...
>I'm the creepy one

>>727711560
you want me kiss your chin?

>oh god, my girl/boyfriend is retarded

>>727712096
never say repeat on the internet

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>>727712783
Sure, i'm a vaper myself

>>727705572
Who's this guy?

Only if you have a penus/strapon.
Or a strong right-hand.

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op is a fag

Hey baby. Get out of my cart and into my bed.

OP must be bae

>>727713919
Found the normalfag

>>727713752
I saw bae so soon ago and was liek DAMN she looks like my ex I'm so sad and curious now
Pepe bless me;-;

Rip a huge fart and blame it on you

>>727714039
Found the moderatelyexperiencedfag

*Gape the pooper*

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Let's smoke this Anon!!!!

>>727706222
/this/

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>>727714217
Why don't you smoke this instead? :3

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