Is it already that time of night again? Fluffy thread time.

>>727703531

Wow, fluffy threads don't last very long without chocobro.

File: 656___author_anonymousfluffery_safe_stupidity_text_the_fluff_testament.jpg (642KB, 705x3176px) Image search: [Google]

642KB, 705x3176px

Sooo

>>727704428
shut up

keep it going boys

>>727706242
Are allicorns immune to the innate zenophobia of lesser fluffs?

Spiderman!! Get in here!

>>727706437
The fluffys hate them, but amog people it can cost a fortune

>>727706669
Not the question. Are allicorns lacking the programming or disposition that makes non-allicorns so afraid of them? Is it learned or innate?

File: jellenheimer.gif (821KB, 792x454px) Image search: [Google]

821KB, 792x454px

ohai

WHERE THE KWEH!

>>727705728
It's good. I want to read the sequel where they have babies and try and get their own food.

>>727706920
it is suposed that they have better self steem but fluffy moms teach their foals to fear them cause tehy´re pointy and winggie babys

>>727707217
please no

File: 9703 - artist:halonut artist:peanutbutter color crying foals requested_art safe spanking tears.png (340KB, 1318x873px) Image search: [Google]

340KB, 1318x873px

www.strawpoll.me/12654225

>>727708307
Why is there a derivative on the wall lmao

>>727708594
Dunno 'bout y'all but I feels the pain.

>>727708594
Fluffer couldn't math

>>727709348
That's correct though

For April Fools, /pol/ and /mlp/ have been merged. If you haven't already, take some time out to spread the magic of fluffy to that virgin /pol/ audience :)

Awwwww yea fluff thread!

Ever since my cat died these threads have been weirdly therapeutic, I don't know why, but thanks guys and gals.

>>727712236
did you hate your cat?

>>727712236
Di... did you kill your cat?

>>727712545
>>727712586
No I loved my cat, and she adored me. But once and a while she would piss me off and I would want to hurt her, but all she needed to do was look at me with those eyes and I couldn't do anything, but with fluff threads I feel like I get to experience what I could of done in another world.

>>727711348
Should we introduce them to the Fabulous Four of the Sexiocalypse, mayhaps?

File: 1490160287303.png (81KB, 1358x892px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 1358x892px

so i have a question, who here would actually hurt or has hurt an animal?

i for one wouldn't

>>727712732
Also she lived to be 20, along with my other two cats who died at 21 and 23 respectably.

>>727712839
I've tortured insects, still do sometimes, and taken fish out of water and watched them die. But nothing big, really. I have a cat who I love with all my heart and I would never hurt her.

File: hewwo.jpg (303KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 1024x768px

made a real life fluffy a few days ago, his name is Merlin

File: 1466183899022.jpg (35KB, 544x400px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 544x400px

>>727706653

>>727713467
THIS GUY
ok so I don't know what you could do to make those less expensive, but I would 100% buy one for like $30 (even if it's small(or maybe especially if it's small, because keychains))

File: I need pictures,.jpg (32KB, 589x459px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 589x459px

>>727713588

File: fwuffy am pwetty.jpg (262KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 768x1024px

>>727713667
Even a small fluffy would be at least $60, but I could put a keychain on one for sure.

File: 14263___abuse_alleyway_fluffies_artist_artist__by_babuska68-d6vfocp.png (166KB, 780x2458px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 780x2458px

bump

>>727713869
Why would it cost so much? I'm all for what you're doing but I just don't have that much cash

File: Fluffy alicorn fear.png (60KB, 1107x332px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 1107x332px

>>727706437
>>727706920
>>727707292

This should explain everything about fluffies and alicorns, among some other things.

File: 14264___abuse_alleyway_fluffies_artist_artist__by_babuska68-d6vfodt.png (160KB, 848x2480px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 848x2480px

2

File: REEEEEE FWUFFY STUCK.jpg (321KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

321KB, 1024x768px

>>727714126
the process I use is called needle felting which is molding wool using a barbed needle. Each plush is literally thousands of up and down needle poking motions. It takes hours upon hours. Merlin took 24ish hours of straight needle poking. It's exhausting and I have a full time job too.

>>727712839
When I was eight or so I snuck up on a sleeping cat with my trumpet and let fly with a full on deep booming blast of noise. This cat jumped up from the floor, bounced off the ceiling, shot down the hall, and disappeared for half a day. After I stopped laughing I did feel bad about it, but what do you want me to say? At that age everyone is a fucking part time psychopath.

Oh, the cat returned a few hours later as if nothing happened. She died a good 10 years later at a ripe old age, and was otherwise well loved.

>>727714513
i hope they die before the masons get to them, otherwise they are in for a world of hurt

>>727714370
as someone who has friends that make plushies and such, this is a perfectly reasonable price.

File: dis fwuffy fwiend.jpg (250KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 1024x768px

>>727714717
Thank you I appreciate the backup on my prices lol, I want them to be as affordable as possible but I need some compensation for my arthritis later in life

>>727714717
>>727714855
Shit, seriously? Jesus.

Also, writefag here, just finishing my second story. be gentle

>>727715158
>My name is Jack.
>I’m a soldier.
>Been working for the US of A since I got out of high school. About 23 years.
>Always been able to shoot, and never really much promise for me elsewhere.
>Forgive my shit writing. I’ve never had much cause to write before.
>But war does strange things to a man.
>And this is no ordinary war.

>Let’s back up a bit. I’m sure you’ve heard of fluffies, if you’re reading this.
>They were made in the late ‘90s to impress kids.
>Not a huge deal for a long time.
>Sure, there were people that abused them and such.
>And they made a hell of a splash in the toy section from what I’m told.
>But they never really did much, even when they started becoming more common than rats in most major cities.
>They were always easy enough to deal with, and they helped reduce violent crime, according to the shrinks who deal with that sort of thing.

>That all changed when fluffies started mutating.
>They were synthetic, and their DNA was unstable.
>Some mutations were pretty harmless, like the derpy mutation or alicorns.
>A lot of mutations just resulted in death.
>But one made the fluffies dangerous.
>It made them connect.

>>727715313

>To be clear, I mean psychic bullshit.
>But the scientists released some official mumbo-jumbo about physics.
>Something to do with dimensions and quantum and all those big words they teach people in college.
>The physicists called it “connecting” since that was the best low-brow word they could use.
>Early on, it was kinda neat.
>People would breed two psychic fluffies, then each carry one around all day.
>Free cell phones!
>But of course, I wouldn’t be writing this if it was all fun and games.

>The scientists warned us about this.
>Some of them speculated that a high enough density of this mutated fluffy variant could mean some really bad problems.
>But everyone figured they were just Hasbio lobbyists trying to throw us off the bootleg fluffy train.

>Turns out, psychic fluffies constantly babbling away at each other’s minds find some things out somehow.
>The scientists guessed that they had discovered basic philosophy in a few weeks, and calculus in a few more.
>3 months after the original mutation was discovered, psychic fluffies started acting weird.
>For the most part they would just go limp, play dead type deal.
>But others would start talking.
>They talked about things like “weweasing da hewd” and “sowwy poopies and hoofies.”
>In retrospect, we should have probably just killed them.

>>727715158
>no huwties?

Muh huh hah HAAA

>>727715341

>Things really got bad when psychic fluffies started making herds of their own.
>There’s no real way to contain fluffies. We know that from experience.
>Once they’re out there, they just spread nigh-infinitely like vermin.
>Attempts to exterminate them just slow their growth.
>Anyways, some dumbass lost their psychic fluffy.
>Wasn’t a big deal at the time.
>But a few weeks later, when a herd stormed a fluffy daycare and, for lack of a better word, stole all the fluffies there.
>The weird part is that some security cameras caught the whole thing.
>None of the fluffies panicked and ran off in random directions.
>They were assimilated into the herd and the whole thing left, orderly, like infantry running drills.

>You can probably see where this is going. But the rest is history.
>Maybe someday I’ll get over my PTSD and get it down on paper.

>>727715351
Chocobro! What's up buddy

File: 29569589_p0_master1200.jpg (383KB, 435x600px) Image search: [Google]

383KB, 435x600px

>>727715393
Kweh.

>>727715369
And that's it. Hope you enjoyed.
-Cube

File: 1489794274538.png (105KB, 855x1174px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 855x1174px

spent the day shitposting fluffies on My Little Pol

horrified a lot of posters in the process

File: 1481663280280.png (620KB, 1200x848px) Image search: [Google]

620KB, 1200x848px

>>727707464

Nice. Tasteful.

>>727705624
humm since when fluffies developed this type of complex thinking?

File: begging little fluffy.jpg (82KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 900x1200px

>>727715921

I like stuff like that over exaggerated gorefests. Makes the suffering more realistic.

>>727716311

It's a one-off joke.

File: 36314 - abuse artist-wolfram_sparks foal original_art psychological_abuse questionable shouting verbal_abuse yelling.png (63KB, 868x1000px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 868x1000px

>>727712711

Daddy should pummel that little cunt with a shovel.

>>727716395
>>727716311
Or someone's headcanon. I think this is just a bit of hyperbole on carp's part but it's not too agregious

>>727777777

File: 1489803077390.jpg (406KB, 970x1012px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 970x1012px

1

File: 148092100731.jpg (271KB, 800x847px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 800x847px

>>727707217

File: 1481079777657.png (373KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

373KB, 900x900px

>>727716359

Far point.

File: 1489803102337.jpg (840KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

840KB, 1200x1200px

2

>>727717398

clap clap clap

>>727717325
>the next day

>daddeh babbeh wan nummies
>you already had "nummies", remember the pizza rolls yesterday?
>huuhuu nu moa tummeh huwties
>to bad, don't eat my food you fucking parasite

>>727717803
>shits all over the bed
>should have sprung for a puffy...

File: 1483816965727.jpg (269KB, 1040x831px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 1040x831px

>>727714237

Thanks, that explains a lot.

>>727717325
>truth be told, i would be okay with this. i don't eat leftovers (i tend to cook so there aren't any, but they get away from me once in awhile) so having a clean up animal that can have a conversation would be useful.

File: white sleeping mummah.png (66KB, 416x249px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 416x249px

>>727717997

The shitting has gone overboard lately. If the fluffies shat as much as some art suggests, no one would let them wander around their houses and fluffies would instead simply be kept in easily washable pens / terrariums.

>>727718440
>what's a safe room?

File: saferoom.jpg (822KB, 1750x1080px) Image search: [Google]

822KB, 1750x1080px

>>727718566

A fluffysafe room with comfortable floor, toys, bed and a litterbox. Aka, NOT a pen or a stable with hay or sawdust for floor.

File: new litterbox.jpg (144KB, 1000x737px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 1000x737px

>>727718440

>no one would let them wander around their houses and fluffies would instead simply be kept in easily washable pens / terrariums

This. Also who the fuck would touch fluffies if they were constantly shitty?

>>727718795
it's a room specifically built to keep them from killing themselves, and are easy to clean since they tend to spray shit when they are scared.

gotta keep them from messing up the house yo

>>727713869
id get one too

File: .jpg (41KB, 685x555px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 685x555px

>>727718260
I just enjoy the weirdness of it all.

>Aka, NOT a pen or a stable with hay or sawdust for floor.

Why not?

>>727719232
>>727718795

>>727718440
Aren't they a "slightly defective" product, though?

>>727719399
one of the few bits of hug box i like

>>727719458
i would say they are more than slightly defective

File: 266A141C00000578-2984133-image-a-27_1425747771258.jpg (66KB, 634x398px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 634x398px

>>727719399

File: 27764 - Artist carpdime artist_kun_Appreciation blocks foal good hoof_painting hugbox litterbox nightlight paint painting safe saferoom well_behaved.jpg (248KB, 949x650px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 949x650px

>>727719232

Because despite having accidents, they're still an exception rather than a norm. At least that's how fluffies were originally written, which is why fluffies are still depicted as playing around peoples houses. If they were completely unhousebroken most of the fluffy shenanigans would never take place since no one would ever let them out of hamster cages designed for constantly crapping critters.

File: 45193 - babbehs feral good_food the_foal_with_a_flower's_my_favorite.jpg (395KB, 900x800px) Image search: [Google]

395KB, 900x800px

>>727719564
It sure makes for good plotlines. My doggos are great but don't make good story material.

Fluffies remind me of groundhogs-they tear things up, and leave turds and piss everywhere in comical amounts. They also get stuck in pipes and end up dead and stinky, or run over.

>>727719835
if a book falls of a shelf they shit themselves, they're still house broken but fluffies are super accident prone so they will on occasion shit themselves unless you train them to clench their ass when scared

>>727712839
Not me. I occasionally want to smack my dog when she barks a lot or my cat when she scratches me, but I couldn't do it. I'm pacifist af.

I've never actually opened one of these threads. always expected it to be animal gore/torture. This is worse

>>727720194

boo hoo fuck off

>>727703531
God this is so sick yet so good i cant look away like a crazy car crash

File: 1489338714800.jpg (33KB, 363x310px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 363x310px

>>727720194
torturing fake cartoons is worse?

>>727719992
>>727720112

Question: Why would you want fluffies to be shitty? Being all headcanons, there must be some reason you prefer the "shitty and constantly shitting" version of fluffies over the original "weak, flawed, and has embarrassing accidents" version. The original bowel problems were written to make the fluffies more miserable, but the constant shitting was thought up by people wanting to hate fluffies to justify abusing them.

>>727720194
>drawings of biotoy torture is worse then torture of real animals

also see this>>727712839

>>727720536
>describes weak accident prone fluffies
>why you want shit canon?
did you read my post?

>>727720696

Good plotlines? Do you mean the "fluffy shits on floor, human abuses fluffy" plot? Why not skip the shitting part and get straight to the abuse? That's what you'd want to do after all, so why write in something you hate first? Not only do you not need to justify abusing them, but it will be much more effective if its sheer cruelty rather than weakly excused punishment.

>>727721064
other post

>>727721132

Well, could you explain what kind of plotlines do you mean then?

>>727721358
i said nothing of plot lines, i simply stated that fluffies when scared tend to reflexively deficate. i also said they can be trained out of that reflex

>>727712839
I wanna kill people all people they need to die every single one die die die need to kill them all so the world can be good they have to have have to have to die die die

File: 1483576105348.png (131KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 720x720px

>>727721519

>>727714287
YES YES YWS DIE DIE SUFFER BLEEED FEEL GREAR PAIN SCREAM IN AGONY DIE DIE DIE DIE SKE SKS EKDNDKKAKDJXJANSJAN

>>727721724
>>727722249
who let the weirdos in?

>>727722400
Singular. Thats just me. I have an unquenchable need to torture and kill horrible people to make the world better. Kill them is the only way to do it they have to die bad has to suffer make them suffer in front of the world so everyone will be good rule by fear then the fear turns to love joy and understanding once they see how good things will be with the bad dead theyll see theyll see see so much good yes yes yes

File: o k.jpg (8KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 250x250px

>>727722953

>>727722953
ok...so who let you in? was it chocobro?

what we need here is some anthro pr0n

>>727723354
nope...

>>727723202
Ive been here for months. Hiding in the crawlspace watching you sleep

>>727717917
"Do you remember why you're here? What you did? You were bad and now your life is beyond horrible and nightmareish. You will die alone and unloved, screaming in pain and its all your fault. You were bad. the bad suffer and die miserable. Remember the pink one. Thaaat one was good. Its happy now. It has a family thaat loves it and you are shit that will suffer alone till you die.
You deserve your suffering
You deserve your suffering
You deserve your suffering
You deserve your suffering
You deserve your suffering