ROAST ME /b/

>>727695121
hell naw angel

>>727695121
not possible, we have no information

>>727695121
that sounds alot like effort

toilet seat up

you're sidewayss

>>727695121

Why the fuck is your shirt tucked in? You look like an overweight mime

QT with a Boot Tee

>>727695320
/megan.mccann.58 my facebook

Your boobs are more saggy then your grandmas

Tits or GTFO

>>727695121
tits or gtfo

>>727695525
post pics here
facebook is for plebs

>>727695430
THIS

R E K T
E
K
T

>>727695121
probly could roast u better if u knew basic editing fucking pleb

>>727695121
Write "selfie" and the date on your palm

>>727695121
Dumb trans bitch Tits or gtfo

>>727695121
>>727695581
>>727695593
tits or gtfo, its the law

>>727695121
tits+timestamp or gtfo fgt

>>727695121
Yourage/10

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>>727695121

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>727695121
>protip: you can't

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>>727696023
IM 20

mirror it yourself

>>727696391
have to admit you are very attractive

>>727696508
faggot

>>727695121
nudes pls

>>727695121
I think you're awful and I don't much care for you at all.

>>727696391
Would you take your top off for trips?

>>727696391
come cam. you look good
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog

>>727696574
what of it

>>727695121
> iphone
> sideway picture
Go back to facebook

I want to see tits

>>727695121
You look like a girl who really like Doritos

i love you /b/

nah

Tits/GTFO

I'm here to see tits and there's no tits

>>727696990
U mad white boi?

>>727696391

Hey what a coincidence I'm 20 too.

You should obviously show me your tits.

>>727696990
Put it down your throat

>>727696990
stop being a midget with a midget plate eating normal people food

>>727696391
>IM 20
Can you read? or are you just a moron?

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>727695370
this
have some manners

I need to see full body to roast

>>727696990
why is an attractive female on /b/
explain yourself

>>727695121
Write "Turd Ferguson" on your arm

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>>727696990

Way to take a pic of half of your body. I bet your obese. Y so smug? Bet you think your hot shit with last year's jeans. Nice pink phone, what are you gay.

>>727696391
I need full frontal

>>727695121
You look like.. your looking at yoursself, your smirking, you can see it in the reflection of yuor eyes your looking at. im gonna walk right over there and smack that smirk right off yo8ur face

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tits and facebook dont mix

Barely 3 feet higher than the window sill. Womanlet will never make it.

>>727698304
Need to see tits to roast

>>727695121
Post a pic of you then.

>>727698304
Take your shirt off and leave the bra on

>>727698304
Nobody wants your fb, your tits however

>>727698304
why are you on an imitation japanese drawing forum for fat teenage boys too scared to talk to women?

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Toast me /b/

>>727698777
pressured by my friend sitting next to me to post this on here, he said nice trip 7's

>>727696508
faggot

>>727695525
Do you have a brother named Andrew?

>>727698777
ur friend is a faggot just like you show dick or gtfo

>>727699070
newfag

>>727699051
eek thats scary, yes i do

>>727699189
I went to an iron maiden Megadeth concert with him

Full frontal

>>727695121
Tits or gtfo

Right now you're a bitch who won't show us her vag, which is the worst kind of person.

>>727695121
Tits or gtfo

>>727698270

and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDGlN6mluGA
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

>>727699189
He's friends with someone named Nick and Christian too and I don't think he's living in state anymore moved to NC iirc but I assume you still live here?

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>>727698304

>>727699689
friends are right, still lives here, la salle?

>>727697678
The whole point of "tits of gtfo" is to prove that a female anon is female, not to force every female to photograph their tits.

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>>727695121

>>727698304
Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine dildo, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect man, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

addme on skype lets talk a bit ; yourbestfriend22

Pd dont show tits to those virgs :))

>>727695121
How could I roast someone who is so hot already?

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>>727699982

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>>727695121
Op kik'ed me a pic. Pic related

>>727695121
I want to gently kiss your neck right under your ear and make love to you, kissing and licking all over.

just FYI

>>727700754
most horrific thing I've ever seen on this website

>>727700156
Holy shit what a faggot. You beta cucklord.

>>727700830
you must have missed when Miley Cyrus nudes were on here.

>>727700865
Holy fuck what a cuck. Baited by trash.

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>>727700830
Moar?

>>727700156
is this a troll? if its not, gl in your life as a kissless virgin

>>727695121
your shirt looks terrible

>>727695121
tits or die cumdumpster

>>727695121
I fell in love with you when I first see this picture, but then I realize you have an iphone and instantly hate you. Still would smash

>>727698304
cumdumps sure are worthless double niggers these days

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>>727701058
yes

>>727700754
11/10 would fuck

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>>727701321
>hair

>>727700865
>>727701101
Yea sure... thats why i get laid every weekend when i go out with my bitches im literaly swimming on pussies

>>727701495
>on /b
>swimming in pussy

we believe you

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>>727701495
I'm picturing you filling a tub full of kittens and jumping in it......

sorry i have an iphone, stepped it up from a flip phone a couple months ago

>>727701786
can I meet you and make love? I will bring you food, you don't have to do anything, I will cook and pleasure you every day. You can stay home or do whatever you want, really, just let me serve you