How do I keep myself from looking younger than I am? And how

>>727691808
Hey sexy, write "clem" on your palm.
And how was your day?

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>>727692053
Christ, dude. It was fine. How are you always finding my threads? Are you on /b/ 24/7?

>>727691808
Show us your tits and we'll tell you

>>727691808
I honestly have no idea if you're male or female.
But you're not an unattractive either one anyway.

I know you're probably not gay but you would be in HIGH demand if you were

>>727692223
I'm not the guy that gave you the name, just an anon from yesterday

>>727692552
Literally there would be cock in that ass 24/7, your diet would be entirely rectal semen.
Better stay out of prison sissy boy

>>727692472
Post ass

Show a picture of your spread vagoo.

>>727691808
I don't care if you're a guy or a girl, you look like you'd be a lot of fun to talk to about stuff.

What kind of music are you into?

>>727692472
You're a girl.
If someone got trips, would you take a timestamp pic in your panties?

>>727692933
This and tits out dubs demands it

Ive been thinking about you nonstop. Seriously. Thank you for posting more pics!

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>>727692933
Yeah, sure.
>>727692378
Uh here.
Also, sorry guys, I'm biologically female. Pretend I have a very feminine penis if you like.

Tits or gtfo

>>727693102
YESSSS NOW REMOVE SHIRT

>>727693102
Let's me see them titties babe

Drop a Snapchat or Kik name for us sweety? (;

>>727693102
:( this makes me sad

>>727691808
Chain smoke menthols, smoke crack. Do lots of meth. You'll be looking older in no time.

if you want to look more masculine get a masculine haircut, if you want to look older and more feminine wear makeup and clothes that make your ass and tits look bigger.

>>727693102
Remove the shirt

>>727693102
a million times hotter now, very pretty girl.

>>727691808
you look fun, in a disturbed bipolar multiple personality type of way. would love to play with you.

to look older, sit in the sun longer. Sun causes wrinkles and old age.

>>727691808

Honestly can't tell....

Very pretty though.

>>727693102
u said u had a dick! don't look at us!

also, get naked

>>727691808
Legit advice if you are biologically male( you don't have an adams apple so I'm confused there).

You need to cut your hair short with a bit longer on top. Start combing it back and letting it dry that way or using a bit of MATTE(not shine) clay/putty

Second step is physical exercise. You look like you have very little amounts of muscle and just a relatively high body fat percentage for how little muscle you have(IE why you look more like a chick as this is how their bodies are).

I'd start with some simple calistetics, push ups, pull ups, crunches, other ab exercises(use the internet)
maybe a couple dumbbells but the most important part is a definitive routine where you're getting exercise 3-5 times a week. It takes a bit of research and I can't legally give you a direction to start in good conscious but this is by far the key to losing that sissy look. Like I'm repulsed by dicks and I could see myself getting head from you, it's embarrassing how feminine you look.

>>727693336
It's a chick

>>727693233
I'm sorry, anon. I don't want to make trap-lovers sad.

>>727691808
Looking older is easy

Looking younger is hard

Suffer through the 5-10 years of getting mocked for looking like a child, then relish in the 30-50 years where you're more attractive and desirable than your peers and you can secure contracts more easily in business because you're more pleasant to be around.

>>727691808
You're pretty, look like my ex. But I do like girls with short hair and small tits and my friends say the girls I like look like little boys.... So I don't know if that helps. Side note my current girl looks nothing like the normal girls I dated.

>>727693336
It doesn't have a dick :(

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>>727693102
>I'm biologically female.

>>727693102
Let's see them titties

>>727692922
40s-70s music, listening to Bing Crosby ATM.

What will it take to get you to show naked tits?

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>>727692922
God, are you fucking stupid.
Do you really think you are she is going to drive/fly thousands of miles to hook up with you based on your preferencial treatment over the INTERNET?
YOU, sir. are entirely blue pilled beyond any signs of intelligence.

Roll again

>>727691808
can I masturbate to your pics?
if yes, can I have more to masturbate to?

>>727693399
Grow a feminine pp

>>727691808
you remind me of this girl in my grade named kaylie

>>727693102
I actually like that you don't have a penis, I prefer women with vaginas.

Bump
And re roll

>>727693398
>>727693434
"And how do I stop looking like a complete and utter faggot?"
tell me what kind of female would say something like that or even have that as a relative concern?

OP your face makes me cum buckets. Id pay you just to watch me jerk off.

>>727693582
"I'm biologically female">>727693102

>>727692933
rolling

>>727691808
op cumbeg now, bls. :(
also, you shoukd go to /soc/

Roll again for panty pic

>>72769180

I think your cute but obviously low self esteem. You should change that don't look to b for validation.

>>727691808
You look like a 12 year old boy that got fucked by his dad

>>727693697
I'm confused why you made this thread then?

Do you want to be a boy? Or are you just out for attention from these kissless virgins on /b/

>>727692933
Check this trips out faggot

>>727693102
Remove the shirt

>>727693811
both

>>727692053
>>727691808

I suspect samefag.

cum on your face will moisturize your skin and will keep it smooth

>>727693465
Nice, I used to be into that kind of music a while ago! My grandpa got me interested in it.

I don't think you should be worried about looking too young. I'm 19 but look like I'm 17 so I always get looks when doing anything that requires ID.
I don't care too much because I know I'm going to want to be mistaken for younger than I am when I'm old as hell.

You should make a post on /soc/ or at least go to a thread there. A lot of cool people.

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>>727693559
What's her last name?
>>727693582
I get confused for a gay guy... a lot. I have that look that make some me seem like a trap and also that cockhungry look.

>>727693102
Tits pls

>>727693919
snyder

>>727693102
sharpie in pooper

>>727693906
You would be wrong about that

>>727692933
watch this

>>727693919
You hungry for cock?

>>727693919
Are you cockhungry?

Tits or GTFO

>>727693919
i find traps cute and your more cute then a trap imo

>>727691808
>>727692053
>>727692472

samefag is samefagging

>>727694015
Hey I already asked that faggot back off my shit!

>>727693919
SHIRT OFF NOW YOU TRAP LOOKING FUCK

>>727694055
oh my dubs mean show ass btw

>>727693919
You look like a chick to me.

>>727694015
Lolling at these comnents

>>727694082
this. op is fake.
no tits
no timestamp
samefag is fakefag

>>727691808
Wait, why the fuck are you in this shithole? There are better answers in other boards.

>>>/adv/

>>727693919
You could still have a bulge tbf. Plenty of men on here with cracking tits.

>>727693919
holy shit are you actually kaylie i have gym with you

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>>727693903
Yeah, im an attention whore.

>>727691808
YOU ARE CUTE PLEASE MARRY ME

>>727693919
Pls femanon take your shirt off

>>727693984
Think you meant this

>>727691808
marry/10

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>>727691808
Smoke lots of weed and meth, you'll be looking like a 50yr old toothless hag in no time.

>>727694198
Last name pls I think I might actually have you kek

So we're finally getting somewhere with partial tits out. Now let's go all the way??

give this mentally fucked up bitch some cock pics

Tits or gtfo

Skippity Dippity, wip out them Tippities

>>727694207
Then give us tits

>>727694362
her last name is snyder

>>727694466
kaylie if nit is you im Orion

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>>727691808
>how do i stop looking like a complete and utter faggot?

cut your hair
turn 25
develop an immense hatred for everything, but most of all yourself.

>>727693792
ROFL

>>727694207
>>727693976

You haven't gave a timestamp yet
Prove it, timestamp and write 3483

>>727691808
Are you that chick who made the am i a trap thread the over day?

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>>727694402
Aww, how'd you know I'm mentally fucked up?

Trips pls

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SHE WASN'T A TRAP AFTER ALL ?!?!?
FUCK!
You ruined my day....
I jacked off to you thinking you were a dude.
I'm deleting your pictures forever, you baka!
Hmpf!

>>727694567
Is that tongue out because you're ready to take a load?:)

>>727694567
You're attention whoring on the internet, that's what that means.

>>727694501
Aw man, nah not me. :(

>>727694567
Because you're torturing us with all of that teasing

>>727694567
Timestamp with tits out

>>727694567
where are you from?

>>727694567

Tits?

>>727694534
You're asking two different people, I asked her to write "clem" on her hand.

>>727694567
image.jpg
lol

fake and gay. bye bye thread

>>727694703
you are "her" faggot. just happened to have a "clem" photo of her, then asked for that photo then uploaded that photo pretending to be her.

Wubba lubba trips dub

Where is the nip pics

>>727694594
I beat my meat to her arse man she's fucking hot

OP your face makes me cum buckets. Id pay you just to watch me jerk off.

>>727694797
Believe me or not, I don't give a shit.

>>727694797
Fooled me, would not bang anyway.

>>727694502
Symmetrical face, good jawline, the stubble helps easy 7/10.

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TImestamperino.

use some eyeliner & lipstick and tick some of your eyebrows but i think the hair is your major problemzone. get some haircut or bend em back.
guess with a pony youd look even more pedo.
btw how old are you?

>>727694989
Kool kool, need some tits tho

>>727694989
Don't let people put you done your cute as fuck like your fucking peng man

wear form fitting clothes and get a decent hairstyle.

maybe work out until you got a real round ass. you can identify the identity of everyone on planet earth on how their ass/thighs compare to their waist.

>>727694989
seems legit. i'm in seattle and it is correct time

>>727694989
You got a kik?

>>727694989
upside down homosexual hahha

>>727694989
Why are you on /b/ to resolve your self confidence issues you fucking retard? It's tits or gtfo here, plain and simple. Even white knight in is just some faggots nice way of saying it.

You are so perfect. Seriously. Dont change anything. Is throw my life away for a shot at that.

>>727694997
18 a few months ago. Would've posted here sooner, but got bannned because I was a newfag retard who said I was 17, then got banned for a while.

>>727694989
You are supposed to take it with your tits out

>>727694989
Can we see your penis please?

Ooooh youre so cute

>>727695114
Oh boy has you seen her arse man fuck it it's a good bum don't have the picture in my phone but trust me. A good bum

>>727695226
This right here

>>727695114
This. The world could always use another nice ass.

>>727694989
that's not 'tits out'

>>727695211
you look underage as shit. give us proof you're 18 or it's all a hoax

>>727695114
the ass is fat

>>727694989
Take one again with your tits out

I want to see nipples
please showing nipples it would make me feel so good

she looks like Eliza tho.

Post your ass

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>>727695271
Glad some brits enjoyed my bum.
Kek
>>727695242
I wish I had one, idve whipped it out already.

Stop teasing and show that fine titties baby

>>727694989
plis photo of your eyes and how old are you?

need pic with tits out

>>727695408
She did the over day someone might have it i don't on my phone :((

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>>727694502
It is absolutely uncanny how well this describes my transition from a trap-like teen to whatever the fuck kind of ugly I am today.

>>727694989
trips and show your tits fully naked.

>>727695271
>>727695312

Yeah, I havent had the opportunity to check out the ass. I couldnt find it while scrolling through the thread. Didnt know the ass was out there.

Point still stands, regardless.

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>>727695422
So while I drink a shot let's see the non-penis then?

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>>727695114
>identify the identity

>>727693919
Well that helps answer your question as to how to stop looking like a faggot. Get girly. Do your hair, makeup, wear clothes that accentuate tits, etc. Boom no mo gay guy.
That being said, you'd make the hottest femboy evur.

>>727695406
yo she looks like if Eliza and Donnie fucked

>>727695456
she's underage as fuck but will say she's 18

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Yeah i like nudity n shit and would love to see giblits but my gf is in the room so i may save for later if posted.
Your cute and fuckable. Period.

Let's see tits

You look like my daughter... a lot.

Post more pictures you fucking whore

Don't listen to any of these faggots. if it was up to them, they'd put lipstick on a dead pig and fuck it because it wouldn't say no. Focus on being you, finding yourself and take it from there. Some of us guys do like the tomboy look and some don't because it makes them feel insecure. The majority here haven't been close to a girl so ignore what they say. Just their wishful thinking about you having a penis should tell you all you need to know.

she's cute and looks cool, I don't care what anyone says. I would be her friend.

>>727695616
What's weird dude

>>727695616
go fuck your trap daughter

>>727695709
I agree

>>727695707
:(

>>727695707
shut up fag

OP are you a gamer chick

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>>727694567

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>727695616
How does it feel that 70+ people are probably jerking off to pics of possibly your daughter

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>>727695550
>Wayne's World
Be my boyfriend pls
Kek
>>727695578
Yeah whatever go fuck yourself
I'm flattered being compared to Eliza.
But alas, I am but a humble Clem-Chan.

OP, wanna be friends?

>>727695211

ah btw i meant pedo in a good way <3. so now
dress change would be another point. pull off your big brothers shirt and show us some titties

So are we gonna see tits or not? Cause I'm tired of monitoring this thread.

>>727695616
Whatser name?

>>727695866
Then prove it you dumb whore

>>727695866
Tits

>>727695936
It began with an e but i don't remember it

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>Obvious attentionwhore thread
>Hasn't posted anything worthwhile
>179 replies
kill yourselves you thirsty faggots, or fuck off to your containment board
>>>/soc/

OP you've basically posted the same photo give times only it's got slightly worse every time, being a boring attention whore is counter-productive

>>727695866
I like your neck, I bet it tastes like strawberry and coffee. I love coffee

>>727695852
I wish I had the money to buy a console. I've always liked COD and Borderlands 2, when I borrow my brothers system.

>>727695866
can you show us your areola?

People are rude i just want a conversation

>>727695861
>daughter

Fuck if I care

>>727691808
Get outta here! You are taking resources away from our raid! Stop looking for attention on /b/ you cunt!

>>727695857
autistic.

>>727695866
Post a pic with your shirt off you slut

I honestly have the same problem. People always think I'm female, but I'm just a petite beta male with big eyes.

>>727696078
Wrong place dumb slut, now tits or gtfo

tits or we sage

Well this is the longest time before a chan whore has shown her tits. I'll continue to refresh and wait.

>>727696188
Not op dumbass

>>727696055
I never had a console either, I just play PC games. Usually I like them better because I'm a big cheater and love to use cheatengine.

>>727695998
This

>>727695866
>shows bra strap
REVEAL THE TITS

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>>727696188
Not OP, idiot.

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>>727695998
This everyone. Also, OP kys you queer!

>>727696354
REMOVE THE BRAAAAAAA

>>727696354
Can you flip these up properly thanks

>>727696354
Lift up your bra too, youre so sexy

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>>727696158
Lets see a pic

>>727696354
TITS OUT ITS OUT GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

>>727696414
Do it yourself

>>727695707

got your point but she wasnt asking about your father son storys. she asked how the fuck not to look like a utter faggot.

>>727694567
Honey, even a blind retarded chimp would be able to tell your bat shit crazy, also full tits or get the fuck out, that mild cleavage got old real fast.

>>727696448
No

>>727696414
Sorry m8, iPhone.

Stop taking pics upside down your not it fucking Australia

plis photo eyes

>>727696354
>we know what your face looks like
>we are seeing your tits
Enjoy a lifetime of being a cum dumpster. Now post full frontal nude and complete the job

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fuck this this its time for

>>727696520
ew now youre not hot

>>727692223
dabin album art?

>>727696354
very nice tits op,now show some part of nip maybe ?

Show us your ass dammit

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owwwwww

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>>727696565
Spidermanthreadspidermanthread

>>727696633
yeah this, maybe a part.. or i don't know the whole thing would be nice, you know? all 3 would be great

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>>727696565
But we gon look at tittas

>>727696714
gives us your age height and weight

>>727696714
Show us the full tits for fucks sake you bitch

>>727696633
do it for the dubs op

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Might as well do it

>>727696809
this but without the bitch part.

>>727691808
BE GLAD
Looking older than you are stops being fun when you turn 18 and becomes increasingly annoying from then onwards.
I've been mistaken for over thirty years old four times and three of them were before my 21st, I take care of my skin like a boss, my beard is lustrous and well trimmed, what the shit

>>727696789
115 lbs wait why do you need my height?

Hey lady, are you gonna show us your ass/pussy/tits? If not can you kindly let us know so we may fap to something else :)

>>727696871
Nips out come on already

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>>727696714
come on little girl show us your dick

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>>727696431
I honestly don't think I look like a fem people are just stupid.

>>727696871
Dude ur so fuckin peng

>>727696871
so what will it take for you to show some nipple?

>>727696723
nah we wont cuz shes 16 a half and too shy to do so

>>727696901
for bmi calculations.

What else

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>>727696871

>>727696714
Cumbeg or more of your Face.
Do et fagit

>>727696723
You ain't getting no titties, this here bitch is the type that enjoys eating your blue balls as garnish.

>>727696871
Thank you sweetie.

>>727696871
show us booty please

>>727696947
you look like a chick dude dont fool yourself

>>727696354
continue

>>727696871
What bra size you wear and how exactly the scale works, I've never understood it
and photo of your eyes plis

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>>727696922
MAN OF DUBS

get him boobs

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>>727691808
>embrace your youth
>don't try to look like an old fag
>besides you have good genes

>>727696947
Honestly, long hair will throw so many people off, especially old people, they're so fucking dumb

>>727697016
even though I realize this, I am still trapped. help me anon

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>>727696947
Oh my god you're cute. .-.

>>727696354
Almost there op

>>7276970 Yeah you're probably right.

Please piss in a ziplock bag and post... Bring back /b/

>>727696947
Well, I can see why they think you are.
Those big eyes, long hair, and feminine lips.

>>727696871
Pls remove bra

>>727693919
That's because your haircut sucks. It looks like you're a freshman in highschool that grew out his hair and never cut it even. It's "teenage boy" long hair, not a woman's hair. Also, you're never going to look as young as you did yesterday. You're on the downward spiral from about 16 onward. That's part of being female and not Asian.

>>727696966
>>727696922
>>727696633
>>727693966
>>727694699
dubs demands tits op delivar

>>727697119
Both times (ass pic frist "tit" pic) was because of me i was the one who asked for ass overday (Brit who keeps calling you peng) and i was the one who wasn't op

>>727696947
you're cute but obviously a guy you look like the spencer dude from criminal minds but better looking. nohomo

>>727691808
>it's kind of getting to me.
lol this is just /b/ why would you care what any of us think

>>727697242

kek'd

>>727697266
Triple 6 dubs now

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>>727697266
AYOOOOOO THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

>>727696871
Please show us your ass(I asked nicely)

WE NEEDA SEE HER PUSSY OR ELSE SHE'S A GUY WITH FAKE TITS

>>727693292
Most retarded post EVER

>>727697266
This.Cmon op

>>727697438
I agree

>>727697438
I'm sure OP didn't think so
also did anyone check out pol? it has turned into my little pony politics.

WHAT THE FUCK

>>727691808
i wouldnt say you look like a trap, per se. maybe a cartoon character brought to life

and stop making rate threads you attetion whore

I'd wife.

Show us ur tits

>>727697118
Like a fly you are, at the very least you can tell the bitch, she is a bitch, while she cuts your balls and cooks 'em, this its better for the morale of this Chinese noodle cooking board, than groveling for tits, and its just as effective in this capacity, but at least you would retain some self respect in the process.

>>727691808
I want to taste your clitoris

sad that I never will

sad that I never will taste anyone's clitoris

no reason to live, but too weak to die.

>>727697536
i'd nut in her, but that mostly because I love short haired girls.

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>>727697536
im already moist oh boyahhh

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/// XML

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$file - file_get_contents($uri);
$data = new SimpleXMLElement($file);*/


/// JSON

$uri = 'https://opendata.cbs.nl/ODataApi/odata/70232ned';
$json=file_get_contents($uri);
$data = json_decode($json);

// echo $data->value[0]->TotaalFrankrijk_10;
echo '<pre>';
print_r($data);
echo '<pre>';
?> here if you ever need a JSON file

>>727697635
What the fuck? More to the point why the fuck?

>>727697119
Yeah, I've been friendzoned many times because of it

>>727697435
i agree and kirby demands boobies
(>°.°)> (o ) ( o) <(°.°<)

>>727697524
Sorry, but it's a really fucking retarded post.
Speaking of retarded, what day is it? Retard.
- Regards, Retard Police.

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>>727691808
I have the exact same situation.

>>727697653
What is this?

>>727697635
Kill yourself

>>727697635
oh my god, save for a hooker, theyll let you if you ask nicely faggot

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>>727697119
>>727697119
>>727697119
>>727697119
>>727696714
>>727696714

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>727697702
what I am saying anon is that I am lonely. and there is no way out of it. I am too broken mentally

>>727693102

I'm sorry I just dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong. Would you happen to know who I could use it with?

>>727697435
this! and with timestamp ofc

>>727697753
Make your own thread?

>>727697792
can't save what I don't get

cant get the money with this damaged mind

cant work cant go in public
afraid of everyone.

alone and weak.

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>>727697148
Almost there is as far a nothing at all, calling all spider-mans here god damet!, this bitch ain't delivering shit.