Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727676809
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>727683904
We can't, you don't love me.
>>727684042
Eh I don't know how to get the words out...
>>727684043
Whoa
>backs away and trips
ahhh!
>>727683516
I don't think so?
>>727683477
Wait, you mean you ARE claim? I'm confused.
>>727683625
I knew it
>>727683676
This my yellow nigga over here
Claimed
Claimed
>>727684144
What should I eat?
>>727684275
Cheese until it clogs the pipes
Still here
and
>>727684225
Its how you feel and say it.
What is the average penis length?
>>727684043
>implying Mako isn't proud of it.
>>727684275
I see something on the top shelf, add some cheese to that, it'll be delicious.
Good luck!
>>727684275
You dont have any food. I see water and plastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A&index=2&list=RDA9u26N3R_zQ
>>727684275
How about the dead fly in the left bottom corner?
>>727684275
The water bottle.
>>727684310
rip in pepperonis little Syndra.
You were an annoying champion all along.
>>727684384
5.5 inches
>>727684384
If you have to ask, bigger than yours
>>727683625
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
aber wenigstens verstehst du mich wenn ich was sage...
>>727684275
What ingredients do you have?
>>727684384
5.5 inches
join rabbit :o
>>727684336
you can clog my pipes
>>727684455
that's baking soda
>>727684467
that's cheese
>>727684486
I can put cheese on it
>>727684488
I almost choked on a bottlecap once, pretty risky
>>727684384
If your less than 5 kill yourself
Less than 6 you should be concerned
Above 6 you're average
Above 7 you're good
>>727684275
The water bottle cap
>>727684521
Nice legs
>>727684262
>>727684274
I'll send you a snap of my body pillow
>>727684225
Shut up, I can stalk you how I want, now sit.
>lies down
>>727684262
>>727684262
>>727684262
>>727684262
>>727684262
>>727684262
>>727684225
Are you okay?
>>727684262
why must you do these things
>>727684438
You got me there. What about this?
>>727684451
>
>>727684608
Hello!
>Louise
>>727684594
You're in luck then!
Baking soda + Cheese = Cheesecake
>>727684608
Ayayaya
>>727684667
top kek
>>727684310
So. What's so special about this chick?
oh also Louise claimed
>>727684486
Already back to Shiro?
>>727684455
>Claimed
Hallihallo Taiga
>>727684608
>Claimed
Hello there
>>727684667
Hello Seras
>>727684770
Er what things?
>>727684262
I found Ai poster picture of his IRL face
>>727684365
*licks neck*
>>727684594
Yeah should've seen that one coming
>INB4 pervy response
>>727684770
>Chara
>Her
>>727684559
Claim
Hey, guys
>>727684860
>Implying I didn't read the german things you were saying with Chara
You are a mean rude poster
>>727684926
xd nice meem bro
>>727684974
I did my best
>>727684770
>implying Mako would be embarrassed about saying those things about me
>>727684860
Hello Ai san
>>727684770
Hello again Louise
>>727684809
Did you end up cooking something?
>>727684986
Claimed -_-
>>727684887
Id like that.
>>727685013
I did my best
but it wasn't good enough
>>727685024
Aya a cute
>>727684594
Make a burrito using cheese are the bread and the fly as meat. Put on cum as sauce.
>>727684860
Moin moin, Kinderficker. Den Tag bei herrlichem Wetter auf dem Spielplatz genossen?
>>727685001
Hi.
>>727685009
It wasn't mean :o
Just funny and cunning!
>>727684986
>claimed
>>727685024
How are you this evening
>>727684874
baka
>>727685001
Hi friend
>>727684365
I'm outta here, I'm going to go outside and fuck someone up.
>>727684641
I'm in a sour mood at the moment, I'm sorry but I'm going to go for now
>hugs you
>>727684770
I feel on my ass! ;~;
bye~
>>727684860
Hey boi
>>727685009
It's a meme that a person with a dick is a boy?
>>727685001
Hello
>>727685204
Ich will dir dein Revier doch nocht streitig machen!
>>727685209
Hello Tomo, feeling well?
>>727685080
>>727685222
Don't claim me -_-
>>727685098
only that?
and post tomoko too
>>727685381
please don't group me with that fucker -_-
I'm yours forever
>>727685222
It was mean!
>>727685296
It'll be okay though!
Bye
>>727685296
Take care of yourself.
>>727685369
Ehh. im ok. you?
>>727685448
More is nice too. Ok.
>>727685296
I'll have fun on my own then.
>>727685606
are you dating sono anon?
カラミチーマス
>>727685103
Louise a cute as well!
>>727685222
Happy now Ai san, you?
>>727685501
-_-
I'm no ones -_-
>>727685381
Too late!
>>727685556
Elaborate how :o
>>727685575
Pretty fine, can't complain too much
What's up?
>>727685733
Good to hear! see ^
>>727685024
When I realized I hadn't eaten for over 12 hours it was time to make some food.
Went with something simple, just made Tacos.
>>727685575
like what?
>>727685682
Yeah, but only today.
>>727685209
>>727685225
>>727685340
So what are you people up to?
>>727685700
It looks like she is ripping huge ass in that pic.
>>727685999
not ok
>>727685955
Reading some manga and hoping today will be over soon and I won't have to deal with more
>Prankz lulz
>>727685733
I'm not sure what I should do today, though..
>>727685870
She is mine
don't try to take her from me
>>727685955
Going home and have a beer or more
>>727685870
Someone wanted an item of mine and they gave me a csgo case key for it. Not sure if I should just open a case or sell the key.
>>727685915
Anything really. It will feel good.
>>727685955
Looking at your waifus legs.
>>727685870
You claimed the worst person here then
>>727686054
why
>>727685885
>simple
I can't cook at all, I can make an Full English breakfast but that's pretty much it
>>727685870
did you go on crusader kings with out me you little shit?
>>727686094
Go mountaineering or skiing
>>727686303
>forgot pic
>>727686173
make it anything you want
>>727684488
F
>>727684833
Your asking the hard questions right away and im not sure how to answer without saying things that you could say about anyone.
>>727686225
you're too good for that ET claiming faggot -_-
>>727686583
-_-
>>727686555
She's one of those Shoukaku look alikes :^)
Kind of like Anna from Sennen Sensou Aigis.
>>727686297
Because april.
Gotta sleep!
>>727686583
Fucking great. I like you!
>>727686839
see ya
Who wants to hook up and suck my dick?
>>727686303
I can't, I live in the desert
Good afternoon everyone. How are you
>>727686094
Nah, I'll be in Vienna meeting him way before you!
>>727686173
Flip a coin
>>727686225
I only claim the best ones tho
>>727686303
I am afraid I did o: but I'm a noob there plus even noobier friend so you'd have killed it
>>727686792
Yeah, that's a thing too..
>>727687032
Is that so?
>>727686994
Good evening
Bad
>>727686061
Damn, is it still April the first in your timezone?
>>727686157
That's pretty damn relatable
>>727686173
Look, but don't touch!
>>727686303
I enjoy cooking, wish I had an oven and some more space
>>727686994
Good evening Koume.
I'm tiiired, but alright.
How about you?
>>727686458
You know what I want silly.
>>727687032
Got a 20 cent skin.
>>727687099
But they are so good.
>>727686987
go to the place in the 127 hours movie looks pretty great to me
>>727687032
I would've castrated you true
>>727687119
teach me the ways
>>727687079
Oh yeah, you don't stand a chance
>>727686583
Not trying to be rude but you should die in a ditch somewhere
>>727687176
Bummer
>>727687237
Nah you'd have been an obedient vassal
>>727687032
Don't claim me then
>>727687176
tell me
>>727686555
Is it? I just want to know her better and what you see in her other than the obvious looks.
>>727687237
I'd be too scared after what happened there
>>727687324
Please, her heart is mine.
>>727687324
Oh well. never was lucky when I gamble.
>>727687396
You just want to embarrass me
>>727687618
Okay, you can have it, but I'll take the other organs
>>727687365
But you are fine :o
>>727687736
Just gamble more to increase the odds!
>>727687618
I think it would be fun
>>727687099
Yeah, shit sucks. Had a dude at work almost get crushed, I really hate this day.
>>727687736
if you feel that way then don't tell me
I just won't know what to do
>>727688083
She is mine
>>727688085
I'd go if I had someone to go with
>>727688083
Thats not a good idea.
>>727688189
Dont worry im sure something will come to you after a bit of cuddling.
>>727688446
I'd totally do it, looks fun as hell. Don't you think?
>>727687176
Awwww, well, I can't argue with that
>>727688086
Damn, Anon, just where do you work?
>>727688640
Thats a nice pic. So just a quick rub and squeeze of the legs?
>>727688640
Home Depot, which is definitely not a place for screwing around/pranks, but my coworkers seem to not understand that messing with the lumber piles or the fiberglass sheets is basically inviting pain and suffering.
>>727688817
forgot image, damn it.
>>727688559
come down here and we'll go, then!
>>727688083
I'm not
>>727688446
Better idea, you get Aya to go to this weird place and I'll go to Wien :o
>>727688506
Maybe not, maybe not...
neato
>>727688811
A-alright, but only if she's okay with that :^)
>>727688817
So didn't the guy that almost got crushed kind of deserved it?
>>727689097
Sure let me just get £740
>>727689148
so you don't want me? :o
>>727687557
I guess how she's elegant and appears mysterious, not wanting to focus on herself. Also her not trying and not liking being alone.
>>727689148
I would lose it all.
>>727689340
Hi mado.
>>727689567
Unf so thick an nice.
>>727689340
Hello Mado. How are you?
That was a nice shower, too bad I'll never be able to wash away the sin
>>727689148
Where's that?
>>727689621
That is a lot of money
>>727689730
Stop lewding Touko-Chan!
WHEN YOURE ON A ROLLERCOASTER AND IT BREAKS DOWN X.X THAT WAS SOME SUFFERING TO THE 20TH DEGREE
>>727689730
Good morning! ^=^
>>727689784
About to go eat!
>>727689881
I WAS STUCK FOR SO LONG FUCK AT LEAST IM OFF OF IT NOW
>>727689102
Yes!
>>727689621
Nonono I do :s I just trust you so you can go visit Louise, ygm
>>727689730
But it would be fun for a short while
>>727689838
How would I know
>>727689812
repent yourself poor devil
>>727689838
yeah it is rather a lot
>>727689994
So you'll donate?
>>727689881
>TRAPPED ON ROLLERCOASTER FOR SEVERAL DAYS NEXT TO CREEPY GUY, ALMOST DIED AND RAPED (not clickbait)
>>727690050
How would I go about ding that?
>>727689968
I'm glad!
>>727689994
because you said it
>>727690054
Certainly more than I have
>>727689730
Y-you can lewd her a bit if that'll make you keep talking to me
>>727690199
I'm expecting you at my church tomorrow morning
>>727690199
FUCK IT WAS ONLY 20 MINUTES BUT IT FELT LIKE AN ETERNITY
>>727690276
IM DEAD INSIDE
>>727689994
No
>>727689870
But such nice features make people want to breed.
>>727689910
How are you?
>>727689994
Im sure it would.
>>727690280
Heh I got up for a second. We can have a normal conversation about whatever you like.
>>727688506
after and before
>>727690381
It'll be okay! You're here now, among friends, your waifu a cute, and you're safe!
>>727690346
I don't think I'm near your church
And i have to work anyway
>>727690381
HE SAID N-WORD WITH A HARD "R"
>>727690054
naaaah I'm not that supportive
>>727690276
But you two were going on about some 127 or something place
>>727690415
ye-es
>>727690470
Flip a coin if you should do it then
>>727690774
>>727690470
Even I don't think of Touko in a sexual way!
Damn, that's a lot of pressure, hey, could you choose a topic?
>>727690679
Oooh, that place?
I am fairly certain it is close to where I live
>>727690679
>he hasn't seen 127 hours
>>727690276
I do have more than that but I could never spend so much money
>>727690483
So cuddling in the middle?
>>727690606
JILL!
>>727690679
Not happening.
>>727690815
Sorry. Sure. What do you like to do for fun?
>>727690918
it's still me, yes.
>>727691003
Go to sleep
>>727690652
1 day off vs an eternity in hell
your pick
>>727690821
What even is it
never heard of it
>>727690843
nope :o
>>727690918
Aw
>>727690918
Uh, ummmm, I love getting drunk and shitposting on 4chan. I also play vidya from time to time.
What about you?
>>727690843
I'm saving up to spend 17,500 USD at one time.
>>727691094
A dude got his hand caught in a bolder and cut it off
>>727690488
About to get on another coaster, deathly afraid now that this one will break as well... Goodbye cruel world
>>727690652
I'm from Texas, everyone uses the hard 'r'
Y'll are weeaboo shits And should die faggots
>>727691179
good lord have mercy on your savings
>>727691094
You'd like it
>>727691266
lurk more
>>727691018
Maybe you said Jill like a pokemon.
>>727691094
Yeah. Its sad I know.
>>727691099
Getting drunk is fun. What games do you like to play? I play a lot myself. Lewd pic.
>>727691185
I believe in you!
>>727690918
no as the little break for you
>>727690821
Oh yeah I forgot. Nice.
>>727691075
I think i'll take money
I've already sinned, what's one more?
>>727691185
Most people around here use a hard "r" too
Assuming they use it at all
>>727691319
I currently have 3.8K.
>>727691387
but why!
>>727687119
Yea I guess it is evening time. That's what I get for waking up late. Didn't do anything today. IPA recovery day. >>727687093
Sorry to hear anon. Just today or every day?
>>727689910
Ooh, what may you be eating?
>>727691450
Blue John Canyon, Utah
>>727691331
Jill. Jill?
>>727691390
Oh there's the difference the word nigger is like 20% of Texas insults, the others include Queer, Liberal, Spic, and Fag
>>727691331
Hey, it wasn't too lewd, was it?
I've been playing Civ VI a lot lately, but playing it alone is pretty pathetic, I guess.
I'm also playing GTA IV, since I couldn't speak English at all when it came out
>>727691383
Going to do that much to me?
>>727691450
The pic was nice.
>>727691703
Once more with feeling.
>>727691740
She was naked. Nah its a strategy game. Those are lonely by default. What do you mean couldnt speak english?
f
>>727693165
Don't bump this one retard
dsf