Why is Amy Schumer so strong now?

Looks can be deceiving. Though it may look like muscle, it is actually pure whale blubber.

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>>727672331

>>727672331
All that lard she lugs around

Fucking hell she would destroy me

>>727672331
oh shit, she's gathering the ki from the aquatic life to attack Freiza!

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>>727673438
forgot pic

>>727672331
She's not, she's just fat. Getting fat is basically just a really long dirty bulk and getting some tone in is inevitable when you need to take yoga pictures for you social media

>>727672765
Couldn't have picked a more appropriate picture huh?

She sucks but if we keep coming after her we will make her some sjw martyr. We can watch her dig her own grave.

>>727672331
dat ass

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DIE FREIZA!

Shes not allowed to be in shape. She could be super hit but her handlers make her not.

Why am I not allowed to have any vagina you'd want?

Thanks.

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I... missed? Where did he go?

>>727672331
strong? yeah strong smelling! BITCH

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or did I hit him?

she's not funny, and a bit of a tryhard but she seems like a nice person

>>727672331

fat people are strong, as they have to move all that weight around (unless they've eaten themselves into a wheelchair).

they usually lack stamina though, so they can only be active for a short time before getting winded.

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*teleports behind her*

psh... nothin personal, Schumer.

she/he's just a waste of tits.

>>727674634
Fuckin kekd

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sorry Schumer. you're about to get cancelled. ahehehehe.

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Not so fast, Freiza!

>>727672331
carbs

>>727675268
bro wtf hahahaa keep going

>>727675268
Apparently you don't need sex, but you do need colors.

>>727672331
She is stronger than she looks. Back off rambo.

It's fat. Some fat people are strong though.

The whale army always looks out for our own. I brought friends, Freiza. Whale whale whale.. what do we have here.

>>727674758
Where are they BTW?

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>>727672331
>>727673477
>>727674039
>>727674206
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>>727675268

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>>727675709

Post her tits. Shes been teased as a giant slut for too long. I feel like being angry.

Hey who wants to bet the next captcha includes select which includes cars but not Street signs?

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*whales sing in unison, progressing in volume, as the sound is focused to their target*

it's pretty fuckin effective..

You so FUNNY

This is how you know you're famous. Someone puts nudes all over the Internet.

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Right here.

Please don't delete my human thread robot mod!

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FUUUUUCKING SCHUMER!!

at least you finally yet to say you killed, you manatee bitch.

>>727672331
she steals it.

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Freiza has been destroyed.

heh. we only had to use 10% of our power.

welp.. See ya Amy.

This robot actually doesn't have male toys as nipples.

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>>727676807
Example

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I hear she likes the pee.

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shes so muscular I bet she's allowed to work out

>>727672331
cause she steals from anyone she can.

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Hey look at me I blow everyone for a picture. But not like miley Cyrus.

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>>727674634
kamehmehaKEK

>>727672331
whales are gigantic

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>>727677334

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I bet you felt like you had to give her a tip. You were like wow I'm trying to be generous because my body is disgusting.

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>>727677375
hell nah

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>>727677334

Isn't her new stand up tour called 'the leather special'?

Is this fat blob cappable of doing anything remotely funny and not joke about vaginas al the time?

Wow I found child model photos of her when she was getting molest and fucking herself. Pretty standard.

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Woops

>>727672331
Amy Schumer went to Mirror lake in Oregon?

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>>727677565
it's called that, because she has a thick durable hide.

>>727677690
Why was Amy a child model? Was she really good at it??

>>727677881
they knew it was gonna be all down hill for her looks wise, so out of pity I guess

>>727677766
cocaines a helluva drug

>>727677881
>Why was Amy a child model?
idunno

WHY DID OP CROSS THE ROAD?

>>727673724
This guy gets it

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#pizzagate
Looks like she kept having pizza after she made it as self defense against getting fucked.

Huroy durpy durpy dur

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>>727672331
you misspelled fat OP

>>727678262
Don't worry Id totally do you for 12 hours. You'd miss work and get fired.

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Hey. hey. You better show up. Hold on I'm photoshopping through your clothes using xray vision.

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This is a perfect topless photo. Super easy.

Totally have the same for Michelle Obama. Shes super hot. *gay*

>>727672331
muscle is not fat

>>727678842
Why is she sucking in her chins? It's really noticable.

>>727678842
what kind of faggot wants to see that

Thanks for stopping me from getting laid. Leaks for Amy and Michelle coming in like two days.

>>727679125
Alah Akbar or something you dumb shits. I need Amy to work you down to Michelle Obama. Her tits are just fucking eggs hanging off the spoon.

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>>727672331
genetics

>>727672331
Had to compensate for weak her weak comedy specials

Wow this is a special thread now. I can't wait to see those curved hazard cones.

Thanks for trying to embarrass me. It really worked out.

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>>727679372
She was funny because she developed a sense of humor from extreme sexual abuse. I mean tripple penetration on 15 year old amy. She became funny for that. Everyone make a fist and slap it against your hand. That's all she understands as applauds.

Another soon to be topless photo.

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>>727672331

Not too hard to see through. Can still do it.

Thanks for fucking me.over you cunt.I'm assuming Obama is a cunt since Michelle is a tranny.

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>>727679961

cause she has millions of dollars to buy the best supplements and have good trainers

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Not as good as 14 year old Danielle.

Super easy to undress this image. I uhhh don't think your cameras work the way you think it does.

The little Dani at least dressed in angel wings.

You ruimed three of four? Where's the last so I can kill you all.

Oh hey here's a super easy transform to nude. They come out as soon as you think you're smart.

I don't fuck around. I don't think your body has value.

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Kal el doesn't like kal Satan and I don't like how you drew me out. Super easy so just let those presidential tits out.

>>727674876
kek

>>727679918
that literally just happened to me. dont know how I feel about it

Sorry amy you were born for a reason you porkable.
It's actually easier to reveal Michelle's dress then this one made to be more naked you stupid shits.

>>727672331
Because she's training to carry me on her back up a mountain to fuck me silly in a cabin at the top.

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The script is unleashed if you don't give into my demands.
For more than one president. Even Barbara bush looks better.

>>727681312

>>727680409
I hear he used to be a studly footballer. They told him he could be anything...

I can actually punch through a support beam for a building. No wonder you're scared of me you traitors.

Let's see who else isn't supposed to be nude on the internet?? I'll ruin a lot of you stupid fucks.

>>727672331
still looks like a fatty

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Who wants to see this bitch naked?? Apparently you don't understand blasphemy.

>>727672331
Wow she would destroy my manlet ass

>>727681202
I'm jealous tbh

>>727681857
>>727681980
You pretending to be Amy?

>>727672331

that was one board before she stepped on it

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Maybe I should help Trump out since his wife has a sex tape from doing sex work by releasing Clinton to now.

I don't even need to drop Melina since they're already holding her hostage.

I'll just drop Hilary for pissing me.off.

>>727677375
this makes my ass hurt

>>727682386
that was a redwood before she stepped on it.

timbeeeeerrr

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>>727682538

>>727682233
She'd grab me and lift me off the ground and squeeze me against her tits i think

Here is one I can easily work with. Since you're so interest in embarrassing me.

I'll work on foreign country leaders next.
You fucking retards.

>>727682609
and that just makes me want to vomit

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>>727682719

>>727672331
1-3 treeko
4-6 mudkip
7-9 torchic
0 reroll

>>727682882
>1-3 treeko
>4-6 mudkip
>7-9 torchic
>0 reroll

the fuck is this shit

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Here is another. Putin's children come first. KGB get their necks snapped before that.

Hey how about leaking the nudes of obamas children?
How fucking dare you mock me on television.

>>727672331
There was a time (a very brief one) where I would have given a few fingers to spend a week between her thighs...now all I want from her is to step into oncoming traffic, go figure.

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>>727683320
This will be perfect.

>>727672765
any chance theres an unedited version? that's a nice little puss

>>727683320
You wanna see talking apes with a mustache nude? What is wrong with you?

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Anyone want to see what their vaginas look like? I bet Obama does.

Give me back my girlfriend you fucking stupid piece of shit.

>>727683379
>obama's daughters

lel

>>727683654
Dude if I wanted to see that shit I'd just put on animal planet...come back with something interesting.

GIVE BACK MY MAGIC GIRLFRIEND YOU TRANNY COCKSUCKING PRESIDENT. I'm not even angry at that I just hate you for some reason.

I feel conflicted because the seraphim love you so much.

>>727683548
We're all talking apes though.

>>727683654

I'd enjoy being their cracker slave.

How about your youngest??

>>727683654
Literal apes

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>>727684070
Anyone want to see the young one naked? He pretty much murdered my kid. So I don't really care.

>>727678842

I get an immediate smell of bad perfume looking at this photo. Cheap shampoo, cheap perfume and a slighlty stale sweat undertone to top it off.

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I often fantasize about killing Calliou's dad with a hammer just before I rape the life out of his mom...aren't saturday's magical?

>>727684219

>murdered my kid

lol. Not so gung-ho about going to war now?

>>727672724
Amy Shamoomer

Hamplanet

Here's another I'll let you see through. Clintons precious daughter.

Am I in trouble now? I actually want to break your neck.

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>>727684483
No I'm 1000 times more powerful. Its just motivating me.

I can undress Chelsea Clinton soon as you cause me problems.

You're targeting system is fucking retarded and your youngest will be naked on the internet for everyone to jerk off to as punishment.

You fucking stupid cocksuckers.

>>727684714
no one want to see that snaggel toothed hag naked

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>>727684863
That's not something I have to worry about some reason. Everyone jerking off to your children will though.

You fucked with the wrong Superman.

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>>727684895
All of them will be released unless I get my magic girlfriend back from your mind control bullshit you fucking faggots.

>>727684714

nudes pls

she is my Goddess

>>727672765
Kikes are disgusting

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These girls are coming out too.
Fucking trash cum dumpsters I swear.

You cannot believe how much they can fit in their ass. Seriously.

>>727685600
Thanks satilites! Dumb shit politician motherfuckers.

>>727685188
you're not getting her back faggot...she's ours and there's nothing you and your tiny penis can do about it!

How about you mind control your children being naked on the internet by fucking me over? You stupid. Fucking. Morons.

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>>727684714

>>727685703
It's 7.7 and they squirt every time.

>>727685997
that's not what your "girlfriend" or our extensive data says...sorry little fella

Hey, prime minister. Do you think you still represnt Me?

>>727686273
Yes it actually does. I don't need 8 because it fits in big and small.

Go actually fuck yourself.

Do you like???

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2146806847

>>727686668
I'll make sure to pair all the self fucking with all your children.

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>>727683408
I still had the original - here

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>>727683548

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This Fall - Amy Schumer delivers more than just comedy!

So... Obama's children, the prime minister of britians children, and the Russian president children?

That's three of five.

The Chinese get it too.

>>727687011
Itll be a special day of Independence.

I'm charging the head of church with blasphemy.

Wow picked the perfect devil to fuck with you stupid pricks.

I'm actually going to flip the mountains inside out. Some of you will actually fly into outer space.

Test me out ~~

I actually want to beat all of you with a three person couch you godless fucks. I can't fucking get laid if you exist.

>>727674259

I have no love for her, but I could believe this. Being chubby and shlubby is part of her stage persona; Chris Farley couldn't get ripped either.

Of course, if she were to slim down and actually get into good shape, it would be particularily bad for her career as it would threaten all her fat, lazy, entitled fans. A large compenent of her "appeal" is the permission she gives to useless, undisciplined, obese women to be so without apology.

You'll never go broke telling people that they're fine just the way they are.

>>727672765
Ohhh she has a child's vagina. I see why you over look how fat she is.

>>727674876

Holy shit. You posted a Garfield comic and managed to make it funny. Well fucking done, anon.

>>727688431
It's all about her nicely shapes vagina. I bet it still looks 13 for some reason. Thats the only fucking reason it could be.

Seeing these girls naked will be awesome.

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>>727688750
These ones. I hope your nukes are as nice as your daughters pussy you fucking faggot weak armed piece of shit.

Enjoy fucking yourselves you pieces of shit.

>>727689280
Youre going to need to or I'm executing you.

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>>727676483
kek

This will show if you're girls are yours or not or if they're killable.

Stupid fucks.

>>727686668
lies

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>>727689514

>fat
>strong
No it doesn't necessarily work that way.

You get the death penalty.

>>727673693
When you think about her third rate comedy stylings, it's actually very appropriate.
>so guys let me tell you about muh vagina

>>727690247
No but fat and strong is surprising.

Come follow me! I want to see where you pieces of shit are at.

>>727672331
Yous shop the Moby Dick cover to it

>>727690489
It is when it happens. But is she strong though?

Or repent by saying holy holy holy and giving back my wife.

>Goes on a bulkan diet
>McDonalds and Chinese food
>Goes on a cuttan diet
>McDonalds and Chinese food

>>727690610
Probably. She doesn't look weaker then most of your computer nerds.

>>727690695
I'd probably treat her better than you fucking years.

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coincidence?

>>727690695

I'd probably treat her better than you fucking cunts.

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>>727690926
>I'd probably treat her better than you fucking years.
I know what all of those words mean, but the way in which you've arranged them makes no sense.

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>>727672331

I actually liked her in Trainrek and when she started her stand up. Now is all all sex talk and her pussy. Or has it always been the same racket and it just got old?

I shouldn't have to be angry over hearing or seeing a.woman talk or look sexual. It's the complete fucking opposite if my personality.

I fucking hate your mind control and I'm going to completely fuck everyone over for making me miserable.

Enjoy your vision of Christ you fucking idiots.

Give me my back my magic girlfriend or Christ is going to put you up on a stick.

>>727691441
And by Christ I mean the guy named ______

>>727691111
What a waste of quads. Nobody cares whether you'd feed her or take her to fat camp.

>>727691269
a bit of both anon, a bit of both

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>>727672331
Because you have to be strong to make it as a woman in todays world. Fighting against the current tide of sexism she faces would make any woman strong.

>>727691606
Shes being forced to be overweight or has a drinking problem due to her abuse. That or she likes hamburgers I doubt it though.

This is worse then threatening Britney Spears with her sex tape. I fucking hate you perverts.

You ruined sex. You desecrated God. You enabled mind control against my explicit direction.

You are disgusting. I will get rid of you and your families.

>>727691775
being "strong" and being a "cunt" are two different things anon...she's the latter.

>>727691912
>Shes being forced to be overweight
Stopped reading there. What a load of shit.

>>727691269
>has it always been the same racket and it just got old?

That's about how I feel, it just seems like her recent stuff is the same theme and caliber as when I first heard of her.

The only reason I let this continue is because I'm giving you the option to save yourselves by correcting ONE FUCKING SMALL THING

CAN YOU FUCKING DO THAT?

Enjoy your makes kids all over the Internet you fucking pieces of shit. I've given you enough warning.

Death is my bitch when I sleep. You are next when I'm awake.

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>>727691923
>being "strong" and being a "cunt" are two different things
Tell that to the modern feminst movement.

>>727692086
They like her because of her tight 14 year old looking vagina. Quit criticizing her talent.

>>727692170
warn me daddy it makes me hard

>>727692253
Have you ever tried to get a word in edgewise with those "people?"

I will hijack phones.to post your daughters. You will never have Dominion over God. I served you in the first place in humility.

>>727672331
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>727692286
I actually don't need you to egg me on. I'm actually angry about my wife and child being murdered over an unpopular opinion by a dumbfuck nigger.

>>727686859
Jesus GOD that's an amazing pussy.

>>727692533
sure kiddo, tell me more

>>727692533
So confident. 9/10 - You're doing a great job.

>>727672331
Why is the whale out of the water?
>>wtf is an Amy schumer..

>>727673720
lose the make up and she really would look like a guy

>>727692266
Are there pics to back this up, because one would figure from her act that her cunt looks pretty worn out.

>>727684714
i thought this was amys baking company first take

>>727672765
holy fuck thats the pussy of like a 5 year old ..gross

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>>727693112
uh.. how would you know that?

>>727693776 ive had tons ..i know ..haha look at the fingers man ..id say that girl is around 9 or so ..been shaved once or twice that's all

You ruined my entire fucking life and destroyed my dreams. I don't mean in a moment but over 25 years of effort.

You stupid fucking faggots. Let's see how snipers like Mr. Laser gun.

>>727692907
That's why Shea famous it didn't get worn out.

>>727694205
That's why she's famous

>>727692014
Robin Williams #nwogate. Jim carrey over vaccines. They do what they're told or they're blackmailed. That's actually what gives me strength.

Hey. Hey guys give me back my magic girlfriend. It's a special kind of joke.

Pretty sure they already posted her goods. She can post it if she wants to if she wants to clear this up.

<amy actually runs to the shower to shave>

She doesn't even have to for me but she might need to for you. You probably like that baby fresh look.

Not critical of that either.

Bought enough with your blasphemy??

>>727686859
Reported.

I have unlimited crazy. Trust me.

>>727694878
Don't report amys twat. Most people have seen it already.

>>727691912

Pssh... Nothin personnel... Anon...

>>727694878
It's kind of like that half looking teen casting. We know they're not 18 or underage but it looks closer. That's why she's famous. Her twats remains 13 years old while the news makes fun of her for being a slut.

>>727695318
Sorry, I'm being mind controlled, complaining about it, and everyone's too dumb fucking retarded to figure it out. I'm sort of 100x angier then I've been in the sumof my entire life.

>>727695584
stop with the meth and get some sleep

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Hey I can post this under California law. Go suck a dick.

>>727695584

Then roll the fattest joint you can.

Get some scented candles. Or just candles. Fuck you just get some candles.

Put them in bathroom. Light them.

Soak in your bathtub. Nice warm water. Light that joint. Listen to whale sounds while you do it.

Shut the fuck up and realize you're crying over spilled milk and move on.

Put yourself in a position where your loved ones could be proud.

>>727695751
Yea that 15mg has me really hopped up you fucking nigger

>>727695814
MODS

>>727695906
I had a similar idea that involves you rolling it up and fucking yourself in the tjb you loser piece of shit.

>>727695908
apparently it does retard...go lame troll something else then

>>727695924
There's nothing sexualxabout this. It's completely political.

>>727695814
mops!

>>727696061
soooooo you're autistic?

>>727696013
>>727696013
What's the threshold for going nuts of kiddy speed? 5mg? You fucking dip ahit retard.

You could give that to a fucking cat.

>>727696161
No I'm being tortured you idiot.

>>727696206
sure thing kiddo

>>727696240
define torture

They're using the voice of God weapon to project voices Muslims don't understand to think they're fucking commands from God just to have an excuse for soldiers to go shoot then in the fucking head.

How's that sound? I actually don't care.

>>727672331
ITT: Lame trolling and pure autism

>>727696490
Having a power drill slowly pushes intoyour shoulder, through your armcit, and then to your kidney. Then a hole through the right side of your head. Then through the back middle part to the base of hour brain so you sound like a fucking retard and then though the left side down to your heart so you have a heart attack over several hours.

>>727696490
How's that sound? Over a Facebook post. How that motherfucking sound?

Everybody hates her now and I don't know why. What'd I miss?

The drill bit is smooth and about 3mm. Wanna try it out?

>>727672331
Her body looks a thin girl that has been stretched horizontally and fucked up the aspect ratio.

Christ she would annihilate me

>>727697139
What's your opinion about this ??

>>727695814

>>727697466
I dunno, protein shakes?

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See, I don't find.this sexual or neither the age equivalent male.

>>727697619
I'm jerking off tonight just for you. I think I found my true love.

>>727697626
I'm not sure if that's normal.

OK I'm willing to let this all go if you send over amy.

>>727672331
Shiiiit

I think if I tried to hit her I'd just bounce off her or something

Alright gloves are off.

>>727698193
No she probably knows how to fuck and would call you a loser.

>>727698193
she'd lean back and knock you out with one big punch

>>727698193
You'd probably last like 30 seconds whole she talks about her 14 year old twat you fucking loser

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>>727677766
Looks like something out of Tohth from JoJo

>>727698503
I'm out of fucking jojo. I feel like it.

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>>727683731
>daughters

>>727698503
This is actually what happened. I was about to die.

>>727698446
Hnnnng

>>727698876

https://youtu.be/B9za3TrVT3g

>>727698503
I can do this too.

https://youtu.be/WCi_s-vKNBI

>>727699303
I will actually steam roll a bitch.

>>727699772
Just look at... That.

>>727699772
Linebacker shoulders on girls are underrated af

Look at her stomach.

Weaklings.

AmyStrong would snap any one of your puny dicks off and serve it to you on a hotdog bun.

That pussy is diesel powered.

>>727699880
Quit exaggerating. Am I the only one who has to keep this thread rational??

>>727699984
What about the 14 year old vagina part?

>>727700208
Just look up in the thread. You'll see what in talking about.

>>727694878
idk why your reporting a 30+ yo wives pussy (from another thread)

Vagina.

>>727691269
cows milking cows

>>727700567
It's clearly amys. It looks half its age. That's whys she's famous. How do you not read the fucking thread?

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For an image board that hosts constant chubby threads you guys are really confusing.

>>727700839
Look they're just trying to set realistic standards instead of making you do the right thing swich is get into shape for really hot sex.

>>727700839
she's not the good kind of chubby.

>>727672331
If she just put her hands around my neck and started strangling me I wonder how long I'd last

>>727701384
same amount of time you would last watching her latest special.

>>727672331
>strong

Where do you see a muscle, nigger?

>>727701384
Some ppl really wanna die by snu snu

>>727702032
She's clearly pretty buff