New rules creation thread:
Singles: Nothing happens.
Dubs: Your rule is applied to the board.
Trips: Your rule is enforced heavily by moderators.
Quads: Become a moderator and enact what you please.
Quints: Ban anyone at your discretion without penalty.
>>727669721
OP must forever more start their post with tinestamped sharpie in pooper.
>>727669870
Rolling for this.
>>727669969
You forgot one.
Be OP: Is massive faggot
Every OC must timestamp every pic.
>>727670293
Rolling for this
All shall pay dues in the form of drinking a pubic hair smoothie upon first post of the day.
All furfag, trap, deustch, SJW bait, and draw threads are hereby outlawed.
>>727670422
sticky thread is a wholesome thread full of good stuff so that you can enjoy one last thing before you leave! :)
we call dubs dotters now
>>727669721
Anyone who posts traps must admit they're gay.
>>727670572
Re-roll
Furfags are executed
treat me like god BECAUSE I AM GOD
Execute furfags!!!
All "GF/Wife" thread content must be time-stamped.
Porn (except furry and loli shit) goes on its respective boards. Always. All replies to porn threads that are not furry or loli must be redirects to the board it belongs on.
>>727670966
AS IT IS WRITTEN SO SHALL IT BE DONE.
All posts on /b/ must be original content.
>>727669721
Anyone who uses the N-word is permanently banned.
>>727671135
What are you fucking gay?
The official greeting for the board is "Boy my nipples are salty!"
Everybody involved in the use of 4chan /b/ must get a tattoo of their first dubs roll
Disable server permanantly
>>727671302
Rolling this
A board will be created for newfags.
Anyone admitting to be either a newfag is redirected to a board that educates them on the culture of 4chan.
Anyone who is discovered to be under the age of 18, by either admittance or other means, shall be IP banned.
>>727669721
All jews must be kicked off this site
>>727671586
Anyone admitting to be a* newfag by admittance or by blatant evidence**
leave out the "either"
ADDENDUM: Anyone who accuses someone else of being a newfag must have just cause.
Anyone who calls someone a newfag without justifiable reason will be banned for two days maximum.
>>727671639
All members of /pol who post anything about "da jewz!1!!!111!" will have their post removed and promptly sent back to the containment board.
>>727671302
Rerolling.
Anyone who posts anything about Donald Trump on any board will be permabanned, insulted, and have 32 gigs of malware installed on their hard drive. Anyone who attempts to circumvent this ban will be party van'd.
>>727671302
ROLLING. FOR. THIS.
>>727672400
>>727671302
Boy my nipples are salty, /b/!
A new 80s/90s cartoon will be chosen to make memes of every month. Previous month's cartoons, including 60s Spider-Man, are banned.
>>727672400
Its official
Any person who posts cuck threads or anything related to global politics will be IP banned.
>>727672400
Congrats.
>>727669721
no more posting without a pic
>>727672830
eh roll
>>727669721
Rekt thread
this is now a thread where we be assholes to each other for no reason
>>727673167
reroll cuz faggotry
All threads will be auto-bumped every 5 minutes.
After three bumps and no replies, the thread is deleted.
>>727673167
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE SHIT-EATING CUNT
ALL DERAILS WILL BE BANNED PERMANENTLY FROM 4CHAN
>>727669721
Trap threads are banned forever
>>727673347
NICE TRY FAG.
>>727669721
Ban porn from /b/
If a trap is caught in /b/, they must shove a beer can up their ass and take a pic of it, time stamped of course
Rollston
>>727673596
ban porn haters from /b/
>>727673347
kys cunt
>>727669721
rolling for mod status
>>727669721
rolling for mod status>>727673858
reblargle
>>727673497
rolling for this
>>727669721
hahaha
/b/ becomes /fur/. only s/fur and the like are allowed
Rollin for shits
>>727674811
New rule. There are no more rules
Quads get
Rolling for quads
Everyone must start every post by proving they are not a nigger
/pol/ is not allowed here
>>727676033
Thank Christ this happened.
>>727669721
Mods ban the person above me every time, without fail.
Everyone in this thread has to convert to Islam
>>727677990
Rolls peacefully
>>727673689
Literally the cancer of /b/
Anyone who misses trips or higher by one number must insert their finger up their asshole to the knuckle or deeper, without any prior preparation or lubricant, then pull it out and immediately suck it clean.
>>727670293
rolling for this