ITT: We judge each other by our first name(s), Octavia.

>>727669134
Tits or gtfo. Whore

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>>727669134
What was your Brother like in person?

>>727669265
I thought you'd ask, I am getting one ready. I have some I sent to my partner.

>>727669294
He was alright, very intelligent.

But seriously, my parent's wanted a white name, not some nigger trash made up shit, something with culture.

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>>727669134

>>727669134
Jake

>>727669654
I'm guessing you like rock, have black hair and enjoy watching movies.

>>727669643
Probably very self important and think you're super deep/interesting and talented but in reality you're just an attention whore who craves sex.

Nicolas
>>727669134
ad victoriam brother

>>727669769
2 outta 3 ain't bad

>>727669134
Waterfall

Roan (speak as rowan)

>>727669814
*sister

I'm a female, hence the name.

>>727669134
Austin

>>727669134
Ian

inb4 nigger faggot

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>>727669134
Graeme

>Octavia
You sound like somebody that claims crystals have healing properties and you probably went to school for gender studies.

>>727669134
Anthony

>>727669955
Actually, I am British, I am a programmer and love all things western culture.

Bert

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Abraham

>>727670046
Black or white?

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inxi

>>727670051
Paedophile

>>727670083
white

>>727669134
Filip

George. Also, I'm 29.

>>727669134
Owen

>>727669954
i call receding hairline

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>>727670124
>inxi

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Qui

>>727669924
i'm still posting latin sentences
malum in se sister
>>727669954
Nigger faggot
>>727669950
You sound like a pretty cool guy

>>727669134
Courtney

Not a girl, sorry to disappoint.

>>727670078
lincoln reenactor

Martin

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OP Here

I took this after a shower, I love the silky feel.

My parents called me Octavia because they wanted a classy, cultured name.

Rate.

Archibald

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>>727669265
>posts name on 4chan
>whore
what

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>>727670078
JUDEN!

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>>727670046
What kind of books do you read in your free time?

>>727670032
You unironically love Nascar.

>>727670051
At some point in your life, people were jokingly calling you Bert Simpson.

>>727669954
You probably have short hair and smoke weed.

>>727669950
Played basketball.

>>727669916
You're probably a hipster.

>>727669814
Total bookworm.

>>727669654
You probably have a guitar that you have a pet name for.


These are all assumptions and I'm probably horribly wrong, but work is boring today so here I am.

>>727670386
timestamp?

also are you skinny or chubby?

>>727669954
Likes Tentacion and Golf, skateboarding and weed

>>727670386
No time stamp. Get the fuck out.

>>727670435
The republic, meditations and many other Greek, roman and British brooks.

>>727670386
4/10
that's being nice

>>727670466
Can't do timestamp, I'm working at the same time as posting, I need to get this Access Database done for 10pm tonight.

Radu.

My name is Cadance

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>>727669134
Björn

>>727670577
Oh what the fuck ever.

>>727670504
I've been reading a lot of traditional buddhist texts as of late. I don't know why, but I've found theology to be an especially interesting subject.

>>727670504
Favorite Roman?

Cicero for me

Gavin

>>727669134

Andrew

Charlie

>>727670386
any more?

>>727670600
future d list pornstar if not already

Ben

>>727670627
Be lucky you got one image of my breasts you pervert.

clark

>>727670644
Augustus, of course :)

Chase.

>>727670373
Seems like the name of a chill, very reserved kind of guy.

>>727670730
Nope, not that you guys can have.

>>727670743
It's not you. You're a male.

>>727670577
bitch do you own a phone with a camera and a fucking pen?!

>>727670816
aww, okay
what happened to >>727669643
eitherways?

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>>727670873
Yes ;)

>>727670783
Welp, iam chill, but most of time alone and reading books/listening to BM...

Also Chase ,name for energetic and popular guy

>>727669134
Bryan

>>727670921
I found out this image was one I sent to my partner, too special. For his eyes only.

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>>727670828
Here. Have a photo I shouldn't share since if it makes your day better.

>>727670435
Jokes on you I don't read that many books anon

>>727670783
>>727670993
we're well on our way to get a cheesy 80s-90s highschool movie bois

>>727670743
>lucky
You didnt hesitate one second to get naked for a bunch of randoms, whore

>>727669134
Olivia

>>727671041
That's not me, I'm OP.

This is some reddit gone wild whore.

>>727671083
Helll yeah, here we go bois.

>>727671041
Not the same person. Lmao.

Cameron

>>727669134
>>727670046
Sound like you're fat

>>727671160
see
>>727671136

>>727669134
Max.

Max Crusher.

Nathaniel

>>727670993
You kinda got me there. I am pretty energetic and have a large group of friends (That I rarely hang out with)

>>727671160
>>727671136
I should really stop drinking and going on 4chan.

>>727671200
Fat

lmao, me and my partner have a strict diet and exercise routine.

We want to produce healthy, strong kin.

>>727671276
any chance you're a ginger with thick glasses?

>>727671320
prove it

Adrien
People say my name is too sexy

>>727671021
okay, thanks for the other picture at least

>>727670435
I'm just a little bit hipster.

>>727669134
Tits or gtfo

Harlaus

Aishwarya

Dilayla

>>727671086
Sexy

My first name is unusual enough that I am not even posting it here. If people who knew me knew I was a /b/tard, I doubt they would be surprised, but I'm old enough that it would be even more embarrassing than it would be for most of you.

>>727671747
your first name is unusual enough?

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>>727671747
LMAO, got to bed Ulysses

James.

Shit sucks man..

>>727671837
oh shit man how

Michael

>>727671899
James is a good name, ish, maybe, not really.

git gud fag

>>727671911
Go take care of your sugar glider

>>727671837
Kek not me but my name is equally uncommon.

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>>727671903
My name is Octavia, trust me, my friends have white, cultured names.

>>727671911
go feed chewy

>>727671986
I-I...actually have a sugar glider

Ronny

>>727672147
Gizmo?

>>727671938
Fuck you too buddy

christopher

Raphel

>>727669134
Luis

>>727672302
Brown hair, glasses, kind of nerdy, likes computers and/or video games

>>727669134
Caspar

>>727672302
I'm telling your sister you're on /b/

>>727672302
oh hey, its that guy that found america

>>727672193
I'm sorry mate. My sugar glider's name is Finn.

Xander.

>>727672524
Marsniggers GTFO

>>727672524
Nohrian royalty

Daniel

>>727672524
Annoying af little white edgelord.
Martin ;)

>>727669134
Your name literally means Eightbird. Real catchy.

>>727670388
Tiny negro

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>>727672919
>Eightbird
It means eighth you uneducated ape.

>>727670600
Stripper

>>727673067
who gives a shit

>>727670645
"One of the lad's"
Plays FIFA, spends copioux amounts of time at Ladbrooks and loves Nandos

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>>727673197
Me, because it's my name.

And I have to explain it to every guy I meet.

Mizael

Kelvin

>>727671570
Sand nigger

>>727672190
'THAT friend'
aka- Annoying af autismo

Elijah

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>>727669134
you prob live in Romania
>>727669950
ginger

>>727670032
EyyyyyyYooo. How ya Doin'
>>727670051
middle management at pizza chain
>>727670078
liar
>>727670220
salesman
>>727670354
suburban black dude, athlete
>>727670373
you're the man
>>727670388
stoner
>>727670587
black hat webmaster/marketer
>>727670600
valedictorian
>>727670645
skater dude who plays rock guitar
>>727670655
stockboy
>>727670725
you love good-n-plenty
>>727670742
management
>>727670745
oh, clark.
>>727670783
sales exec
>>727670997
you are into anime
>>727671086
brunette w/ hazel eyes
>>727671411
back to the tefft box
>>727671663
live in the bible belt

im done.

My name is Brandon

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>>727673510
>Romania

I live in the UK you stupid wretch, I seriously hope you never touch a girl.

>>727672333
Parents were born in the late 70's and were diyslexic
>Hebe mutant tortoise

>>727669134
Tits or gtfo

>>727673641
I have posted a picture of my tits above, lurk harder fuck.

>>727673296
Greek boi or shit skin

Coy

>>727670386
Do you have dick?

>>727673485
Long haired, femboy white kid

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>>727673781
No, I am a female, I am married.

I'd like a penis though, to fuck my husband.

Tyler :)

Emanuele

>>727669134
Aatu.
Hitler is referred as Aatu in my country. Perhaps my parents were nazis back then.

>>727669134
Boris

>>727673941
Which country sweetie?

>>727673855
You should get one, please.

>>727673994
You are, without a doubt, estonian.

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>>727674002
Finland.

>>727673716
actually im a mexican. not even hebrew or anything. just straight roman-catholic mexican.

>>727670389
U must be new here

>>727669134
Sophia.

Tristan

>>727672820
cerrtified specialist in law

>>727669916
Are you Irish?

>>727673582
way too late for that, you pratt.

>>727669134
Your parents must've played the piano

Yanick

>>727674245
Over weight autismo

>>727673790
I'm white, not a masculinity banner, but neither girlish looking, plus I like to keep my hair short, as it is shitty.

IVAN

>>727674245
Are you blonde?

Luigi

>>727674255
something along those line my nigga,

>>727674489
Are you Russian?

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pic related

Owen

>>727673485
Why were you such a dick to veronica?

>>727674375
You mean must have been white.

>>727674594
W O W

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>>727670310
That's pretty stupid name.

>>727674592
no

maddelynne (dumb spelling ik)

>>727669814
Nikolas here
What's brackin

>>727669134
Gwen

Carolina

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OP Here

First one to post their penis get's a special (you).

Stupid bitches posting tits without a timestamp.
Go back to Tumblr God damn newfags

Carlos

>>727674866
lmao, calm down.

I post without time stamps because I don't want to be identified.

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>>727674834
U like it, hun?

>>727674807
North or south

>>727672887
Go eat your avocados

>>727674866
Show us your balls and maybe we'll consider it.

>>727674946
0/10

Gross jew penis.

>>727674953
West actually

>>727674443
Dope. I guess peoples association of features to names are due to experiences with people of that name.

Tyler

Dorian

Markus

Seth

>>727675200
narcissism

My name is Octavia, my parents wanted me to have a stupid fucking name

excuze me are you aware that reddit is defeating the VOID, get over here

https://www.reddit.com/place?webview=true

Alice

>>727669134
Caleb

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>>727675416
It's a beautiful name, I'm OP, everyone I have met loves it. :)

>>727675497
You probably have an unhealthy LoL addiction

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Chad

OP here I picked my name because I'm a dumb tranny who wanted an edgy Latin name

Dragos

Tiziano

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>>727675708
fuck off subhuman nigger, my parent's chose my name because I am not one of the millions of other girls names.

>>727675372
hello my name's ricky from teamseth

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>>727675777
Ruler of the dragon kingdom and getter of gets

>>727669134

>itt narcissists who want people to tell them they are cool because of a name given to them by someone else

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Chad

>>727675777
Do you fuck dragons? :--DDD

Sondre

Ocean

>>727669413
ok kys bitch i bet your fat and ugly too

>>727676202
Black or a hippies kid

>>727675848
lmao im listening to bones right now

Andre

Ptolemy

>>727676228
t. amerifartshart

>>727676301
The latter

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>>727676324
>Ptolemy

hmm

>>727675396
I wish. My lack of confidence cripples me

Charesstynne pronounced Christine

>>727675474
whore

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>>727676570
>Charesstynne pronounced Christine

You might as well have been called Loner!

>>727675562
It's either pretentious as fuck, or awesome. I can't decide which. That's the problem with a lot of cool names tbh.

>>727669134
Hercules

Aiden

Luis

Marius

>>727676714
You have to make your name mean something, not oh yeah "Octavia that whore" but "Octavia that sexy smart female"

>>727670386
8/10 would destroy

Viktor

Rickard, when i tell my name to some foreigner they shit brix because international name for Rickard is Richard and its pronounced a little bit different

>>727676881
Thanks ;)

My husband certainly destroys me.

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>>727676897

>>727676907
vilken del av Motala kommer du ifrån

Caliper, my parents wanted a classy European name, not some nigger trash

Andrea. i'm curious about your reaction

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Nathaniel

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Hunter

>>727677015
haha fan skulle jag komma från motala för? vad är de för håla, är från sthlm

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>>727669134
My name is Brandon(first) Lee(middle) ____(Last), named after Brandon Lee the actor from the Crow movie.

>>727677026
OP here.

That's a nice name, personally I'm not a fan of shorter, modern names.

I prefer full classic names like Elizabeth over Liza for example.

>>727677026
a girls name i would assume, id tap

>>727676316
works night shifts, haven't seen his cousin in months
>>727676897
badass name. probably russian too

>>727677138
rickard låter typ som en lastbilschaffis som har lägenhet i motala liksom jag vet inte

>>727677477
haha, låt oss höra ditt namn

Lamb (male)

>>727677603
>>727676897
här, är rätt stolt

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>>727670610
Elvir

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Calvin

christopher

>>727677026
>>727677247
that's so sad, i'm actually a male. i'm just italian

>>727677853
Good name, like Christian Bale.

>>727677768
gött, viktor du är en 18 årig introvert som runkar till manga porr

>>727676907
What country are you from? I think Rickard sounds really cool honestly, but it also sounds like your parents were trying too fucking hard.

>>727678030
im from ze sweden, u know the nordic country where polar bears walk on the streets

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>>727669134
Dean

Billy

Johannes

>>727677994
2/3 rätt, jag gillar inget med japansk kultur annars är jag imponerad av bedömingen, 18 årig introvert är rätt

My name is Orctavia, my parents wanted me to have a classy name, not some Alliance trash

>>727678380
OP here

same.

>>727678269
trailer trash name lmfao

>>727678269
you sound like you get outsmarted by raccoons during the struggle for trashcan scraps daily

>>727669134
Kinda slutty, but a huge tease
>>727669654
Good bro with friends, slightly introverted
>>727669814
Pompus ass
>>727669916
Tard or TardGuard
>>727669950
Hillbilly from anywhere but Texas
>>727669954
Nerd, probably in BSA, but a skeletor
>>727669955
Foreignfag

I'm Joe

>>727678424
>>727678590
what's your problem with billy? he's cool

>>727678664
>a huge tease?

Please explain.

>>727678664
joe, most basic ass name in the us, your parents probly goes to chruch every sunday

>>727669134
J.
Seriously, no name, just the initial. Not J.J. or Jay or anything that starts with the letter J. My full first name is J.

>>727678809
It's got a stereotypical connotation to dumb characters. Plus, it's not a proper name, it's a millennial name.

>>727678867
show passport or fake

crop out the important stuff cmon man dont let us down

>>727678867
Your parents are the original trolls bro

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>>727678664
That's O N N I T folks, go get your freak on bitches

>>727678932
Passport? I'm American. I'll go look for my B.C..

Aleksandra
Well, really popular name

>>727679131
slavic, cute girl with high iq

Brian

>>727679117
Don't dissapoint me man

>>727679357
are you a dog by any chance?

Malcolm

Kimo

>insert bad "life of brian" joke
Benoît

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My name is Mud,
But call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told

>>727679522
is it pronounced like chemo? if so that's amazing

>>727679619
Yes, Hawaiian

>>727669134
colton

Kim Jong

>>727669954
I have this name and literally everything people have guessed is wrong

>>727679710
Are you fat? Hawaiians are usually fat, and 4chan users are really fat, so if you aren't fat you're a mathematical oddity.

>>727679522
Amazing, I like it
Sounds like a protagonists name

>>727679613
not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis? has it always been?

>>727669134
Þórólfur.

I don't wanna do this but Rhiannon

It's a viking name

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Hey what was this guys name again?

Noah

>>727679886
How the fuck do you pronounce this? I've learned a little bit of Norwegian with Duolingo but Icelandic uses some strange characters that I don't know how to read.

elizabeth

>>727679921
I don't have a single idea how to pronounce that. Strong name 10/10

>>727679964

bentdick cuminsnatch

>>727680060
rhe-anne-un

>>727679790

faggot

>>727679964
Benedict Cumberbatch, and this meme was never funny.

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>>727679882
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine

>>727679774

That sounds like a name you'd give a horse

Declan

>>727680033

you either never go by the full version of your name or you exclusively go by the full version of your name

>>727680224

you're disgustingly right.

Kaiden

Marshall.

>>727680267
I fucking hate this name, and all the names that rhyme with it. These names got really popular with people from my generation who had kids at a young age. Mostly people who had no business having kids.

Got any kids OP?
I like a girl that puts out bareback

>>727680307
Fucking based. That's my last name.

Victor

>>727680060
It could be either rhi like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or rhi like rye the drink

Usually I just go by rye the drink

>>727680263

>hue

>>727680514
Well in this case you'd be wrong.

>>727680390
I agree and it's my name so i go by my middle name Tayler

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Carl

>>727680514
are you a femanon?

im talking to a girl named rhiannon so im kinda wondering if its a unisex name or if there truly is a femanon on 4chan

since ive been talking to her ive noticed it being a lot more common, and ive especailly noticed the fleetwood mac song tormenting me

>>727680490
go change your name to Viktor and watch how people respect you 10x more

Victor sounds like a douchebag with trendy glasses, Viktor sounds like a russian killing machine

>>727680644
That's a weird spelling but people named Taylor in my experience are usually cool. Good choice between those two, for sure.

>>727680490
You're tall and strong but very socially awkward

>>727680684
I've been told Orion is the masculine version but I could be wrong never met a dude named Rhiannon It's a girls name

Also funny enough I've never met a Rhiannon who truly liked that song all of us are usually metalheads

>>727680707
Second this. I'd never put this much thought into this name but come to think of it I agree completely.

>>727669134
>>727669916
Both watched the TV gshow "The 100" once and thought the names on that show were cool so now claim to be called these names.

>>727680898
yeah, shes really interested in music and reading and all that good stuff.

good meeting another rhiannon that isnt playing games with my mind. see you anon

>>727680898
I think of Rhiannon as the masculine version of Rihanna