How do I kill this big ass spider in my bathroom, my ceilings

Let spider live. He kills other bugs that enter your domain.

>>727663138
Use a hose you troglodyte.

>>727663339
I'd hose it if he wasn't above the washing machine which is connected to a live socket

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>>727663911
Do you have a fucking washboard in your bathtub or something?

How do you have a washing machine in your bathroom?

>>727664283
Nigger Wtf is a washboard I don't live in the 1600s, my bathroom is pretty big and poorly designed as fuck with a bath in some corner and a washing machine on the side. Don't ask me why I didn't build this house

A literal washing machine that's plugged into a socket that's, for God knows why, in my fucking bathroom is beneath the spider what do I do

>>727664283
Mine is on my bathroom. Tf you talking about homie.

>>727663138
gun

Hairspray and a lighter? Afterall you're supposed to kill nopes with fire.

>>727664553
(Fucking laughed way harder than i should have done at your response)

>>727664553
>>727664674
Both you niggas are either living in the fucking Victoria era, or confusing "washing machine" for a sink.

Regardless, how big is the spider you dum dum?

>>727663138
Stop being scared of a little spider. Arachnids are just as scared of your big ass as you are of it, and it's first defense when something 10x it's own size comes at it is to defend itself. Just leave it alone, it will either leave on its own accord or it will hide in high up corners and nooks to kill others pests like flies, etc. You're not their enemies, we just happen to get caught in the cross hairs sometimes.

>>727665037
Idk legspan is like a pinky finger and it has a fairly big body, I can't reach it with aerosol cans because the ceiling is too high

>>727663138
grab a chair and a book or a sweeper.

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>>727665412
Alright, this is what I want you to do. I have a non toxic remedy that will help you get rid of it and won't cause a mess.

But first, I need proof that your washing machine is in your bathroom.

I refuse to believe that you have a toilet, a sink, a bathtub and a washing machine all in the same room.

Prove it with a time stamp and I'll help. No tricks, I promise.

>>727663339
lol troglodyte

>>727665785
Give me a number of fingers to hold up and I'll take the picture, I don't want to be inside there for long

I've never understood this irrational fear of spiders. How can you fear something smaller than the palm of your hand?

>>727666162
Exactly because it's smaller than the palm of your hand means it could easily get inside you and eat your organs leaving nothing but an empty shell that reminds of a human body

>>727665950
Six, Six Fingers. Thumbs don't count. This way I know you're not fucking with me.

Also, do you have vinegar? It's one of the recipes that you need for the spider.

(If not, it's okay)

>>727666547
Fuck you I'll timestamp it then gice me a minute, and no I don't have vinegar

>>727665037
Are you retarded?
It is actually quite normal to have a washing machine in your bathroom.
I would take the wild guess that you are a murican though?

>>727663138
Eat it you pussy

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>>727666899
Listen here you dubs wearing faggot.
There is no way that the arcitect that designed your shitty squalor with a washing machine in your shitter room.

Just like OP, take a pic and prove it.

>>727664855
All hail dubs, use lighter and fire

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Okay update, I sprayed it with hairspray and ran away after it reacted I know it's not dead so what do I do?

>>727668292
Holy shit... you actually have a washing machine in your bathroom. What the fuck happened to this world....

Alright, so where's your dryer? In the kitchen?

>>727664283
washing machines are usually in bathrooms. Mine is, too.

>>727668823
There won't be a dryer if I don't kill this fucking spider

>>727668891
Dude, my mind is about to fucking blow. I've seen them outside, in cabinets or in they're own room. But never in a bathroom. What is this madness

>>727668998
Alright alright. Do you have apples, windex, mustard and a clear glass?

>>727669274
Green apples or red?
And yes to the others

Let it live, spiders kill mosquitos and other unwanted guests

If you insist though, grab a pillow from the living room and throw it against it. Alternatively, use a towel as a whip

>>727663138
>grab long object
>poke spider with long object

>>727669740
Big ass spiders ain't going to eat mosquitoes. They'll eat flies, roaches and such, though.

>>727669634
Alright, this is what we're gonna do.

You need to get two clear glass. One for mixing, the other for holding.

You take the first glass and you're gonna cut up some red apples (small pieces).

Spiders don't like the natural smell of apples. Cut them into slices. then squirt a tiny bit of mustard. The vingear in them will make them livid due to smell. Lastly. fill it with a big chunk of liquid soap. Soap acts as a detergent and will fuck up the spiders ability to climb and shoot webs and fight crime.

add water and mix it. Make sure it's not to solid. It was to be light enough to squirt.

Take the second up and pour all the Windex into the second glass. Clear out the bottle.

Poor the mixtures of the first glass into it and use the spray nozzle as a 'poison'.

Take a picture to ensure you're following along.

>>727670176
This sounds sketchy fuck

>>727663138

windex

>>727663138
>mfw OP is from 8fag.
>mfw fuck your shitty pedo site.

>>727670489
How? It's not mustard gas or any other shit.

It's literally apples, mustard and soap. Oh and water.

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>>727663138
Vacuum is now your friend bro

>>727671522
Nah, they can climb out of it. There spiders, not ants.

>>727671654
They can't. Vacuum kills them by asphyxiation.

>>727671880
Spiders don't breath. They don't have noses. Google it.

>>727672103
Of course they breath. They don't have nose, right, but plants and bacterias don't have nose either.

If you're afraid they can climb out of it, you can just vacuum your house to bury it with dust

>>727672568
Fish have noses and they don't breath.

>>727672877
Fish have noses, I'm not sure they use it to breath, but they breath as well.

>>727673060
No, they absorb water.

>>727663138
8fag/10

>>727673196
They don't use water to synthesise ATP, they use dioxygen, so they breath.

I think OP died.

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