Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Would you rather be a 33 year old dying alcoholic?

>>727662577

Why haven't killed yourself already?

>>727662577
Как докатился до такой жизни?

>>727662675

Who says that I am not?

What kind of wizard are you?

>>727662714
Because you never know when are you going to meet true Love? It's worth living just for that reason.

>>727662749
Well the excessive drinking really cut me into a new type of girl that's out to "fix me" I suggest looking into that. They will leave you after finding you in the floor puking enough time, though. So hurt will get worse.

>>727662577
do you have wizard powers yet

also why haven't you become a monk yet?

>>727662577
How long have you been playing World of Warcraft and are you Jesus?

>>727662909

My last relationship was 6 years ago anon. I''ve just started a fresh one, and i can tell, it was worth it.

>>727662714

Because I still need to shitpost every day.

>>727662743

Fuck off Putin.

>>727662909

No.

>>727663022

I've played WoW for about 1 year and a half in 2005/2006.

>>727663174
> Putin

Лол блядь. Умнее ничего не придумал?

>>727662577
Have you considered suicide?
If so, why haven't you done so?

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>>727662933

I don't have wizard powers and I am not religious.

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How do i prepare?

im deformed so ill probably die a virgin so i know how u feel, why are you a virgin? i mean are you autistic, deformed or fat etc.

>>727663305

I haven't because I am a fucking pussy.

>>727662577
Is it a choice or are you that ugly? Legit question

>>727663258
Завали ебало помойка снгшная, обезьяна обоссанная. Давай я тебе за кусок хлеба разрешу мой унитаз вылтзать

>>727663174
The problem is you touched WoW. Bad mistake there.

>>727663365

You don't.

>>727663370

I'm not bad looking (not that it matters), just fucking autistic.

>>727663382

Somebody else's choice.

>>727663550
I'm sorry

>>727663381
You aren't getting any, either.
Someone as beta as you is pretty useless for humanity, right?

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>>727663337
Is this doge?

>>727662577
Do yiunhave a job? If so save up and pay for it already

>>727663337
i mean why not become a monk it doesn't seem like you going to get any tail any time soon, your part of an organization, and even if you aren't religious you dont HAVE to pray to there. god

>>727663777
hay trips its a sign

>>727663550
>I'm not bad looking
>(not that it matters)
>just fucking autistic.

No need to be redundant.

>>727662577
Do you feel lonely sometimes?

>>727663675
don't listen to this sack of shit
you should only have sex with the women you love and trust Anon
faggot is probably a pimp or some bitch that whores herself out

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>>727662909
There's no such a thing as "true love"

>>727663777
Their*

>>727663609

Yes.

>>727663665

That's a fucking mouse dude.

>>727663675

I'm currently working in a supermarket because I can't find a job in my field.

>>727662577

What other things have you accomplished, something you're proud of maybe, besides not having sex for 34 years?

>>727662577
how does this happen im genuinely curious did women just ignore you completely?

>>727662577
Is it weird that im a 32 yo virgin, but kissed and ate out a grill? (~12 years ago). Also had quite a few sex opportunities. Its quite sad really now that i think of it

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OP, are you fat? Are you Ugly?

Post a picture for us to rate

Pursue cows at this point. They will not even notice your awkwardness. All they are thinking is "Like OMG I'm about to get some dick"

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>>727664062

>>727663975
What field do you work in?

>>727664076
I actually think awkward guys are cute. Shows the innocence that they have and less likely they'll cheat on you.

>>727663975
>I'm currently working in a supermarket because I can't find a job in my field
What did you get a degree in womans studies or professional autism? Your 34 and working at the market geez, i cant believe there isnt a woman out there whos never fantasized about banging the bag boy

>>727663877

Yes.

>>727664028

Literally nothing.

>>727664048

Yes.

>>727664207

I'm a molecular biologist by training. Unsuccessful PhD and stuff.

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>>727664062

Face.

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>>727664062

Body.

>>727662577
Post nudes faggot, so we can see what you have to work with

>>727664415
Awe at least you're not fat.

>>727664415
Have you ever considered to use dating-apps like Tinder? Or are you looking for "the one"?

>>727662577
Why do you think you are a kissless virgin? Do you lack confidence? Do you think your not worth of loving/ being loved? Legit question OP im not trying to bag on you. In my experience girls dont make the first move, i needs to come from you. I bet you had the chance to kiss lots of different girls but you didn't take the initiative to.

>>727664378
That's actually a very cool job.

>>727664221
But are you femanon? And near OP?

>>727664614
I second this question

>>727664415
>>727664478
Bullshit faggot you can go pick yourself up (not literally) a fatty right now. You must smell like shit or something.

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>>727664415
>>727664478
You must be a potato man to have that face and body and don't get any girl

Do you have a potato instead of a brain?

>>727664614

I did use Tinder for some time. Had a few matches that weren't bots but nothing came out of it.

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>>727664415
>>727664478

>>727662577 yru kisles virsiom

>>727664639
I don't think it matters at this point. Remember we're on 4chan. And I don't want to show anything..besides I'm taken .

>>727664694
Are you stupid?

>>727664629
I agree with this.

>>727664629

I'm a fucking mouth breathing retard.

>>727664658

Yes. Potato brain is a pretty good description.

>>727664737

Both pictures are a few weeks to a few months old. One of them was made with my camera, the other one with PhotoBooth.

>>727664839

YES.

>>727662577
can I fug you

>>727664639
>That's actually a very cool job.

Except it isn't a job.

>>727665141

Top or bottom?

>>727664478
>resolution
Be honest, OP

>>727662577
Look op if nothings working out for you now, then change your style up. Don't change your personality . Women love guys who are true with themselves not someone who they're trying to be. And if that doesn't work the next she wasn't right for you, just keep looking and keep your head up big guy. There is nothing wrong with shame, it builds character, just be strong. Also Clean beards help.

>>727665406

What?

>>727665168
A cool field to seek a job within.

>>727665604

I don't have any style and I am not able to grow a beard.

>>727665680

Not really. Too many biochem / molbio PhDs for too few jobs.

>>727665747
Lol I swear every guy that I've met say that. "Oh I can't grow a beard, it's too patchy" blah blah ducking blah. Anyways if you don't have style then look it up, you have resources at your disposal .

>>727664415
IM BEGGING YOU STOP MAKING THIS THREAD. IT'S THE FOURTH TIME IM SEEING THIS ITS GETTING PATHETIC

>>727666094

Repetitive fucking threads on my /b/?

>>727662577
Have you been granted the virgin power of telekinesis by the goddess of love yet?

>>727666294
It's moar likely than you think!
Get your /b/ checked now!

>>727666392

I have been granted the virgin power of self hatred.

>>727666294
Maybe he's looking for legitimate help.

>>727666740

Maybe he is just shitposting.

bump fuckers. Insult me at least.

Are you Indian

>>727667921

Do I look Indian?

>>727662577
will trump actually make merica great again.?

>>727668736

No. But he provides endless amounts of comedy gold.

>>727663520
Какой буйный девственник!

Trump will do nothing no one will let him do anything, so enjoy the clown show, you fucken Americans.

>>727662577
wait a few more years and you have wizard powers to cast slut deamons, without doubt

>>727669126

Sluts demons do sound nice.

For our virgin friend, just don't be nice with girls go with many of them until one of them fucks you.

>>727669309

What do you mean by "go with many of them"?

Do you have any friends? Do you hang out regularly?
Do you have opportunities to talk to girls?
Have you ever asked a girl out?
Did you ever get rejected?

>>727670484
>Do you have any friends? Do you hang out regularly?

No. No.

>Do you have opportunities to talk to girls?

Yes.

>Have you ever asked a girl out?

Many times.

>Did you ever get rejected?

Many times.

>>727671076
Were the girls you asked single?

>>727671782

Most of them yes.

>>727671981
What exactly did you say?

>>727672048

Nothing in particular. Introduced myself and tried to do smalltalk.

>>727662577
Wizard. I'm an 18 year old virgin who will soon get a prostitute.

Should I get the prostitute or be a virgin 4 life?

>>727672546
No i mean, how did you ask her out? Did you invite her over for drinks or what?

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>>727662577
>>727664415
>>727664478

>>727673335

Mostly for drinks or activities. Or cooking at my place. But most of the time I didn't even get her number in the first place.

>>727673675

Dude. No bait.

Where are you from OP?

>>727675091

Germany.

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>>727663174
>>727663258
>>727663520
>>727668867

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carrer? Education background?

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>>727662577
>Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
How do magnets work?

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>>727675601
easy..by being attractive. the opposite of me, OP. Therefore i should be stuck with a fit blonde womanly. but I'm not.
>mfw there is no magnetism

>>727675370

I work in a fucking supermarket. Molecular biologist by education.

>>727676269
bro, then why the hell aren't you biologically moleculing then?! German right? Aren't you guys the kings of science?
>petergriffin.jpg

>>727676872

I slacked off during my PhD and nobody wants to hire me.

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>>727677152
join your country army science corps and get lab job.?

Do you want somebody to go to parties/bars with you?

>>727677973

This is not the US where the defensive forces are heavily involved in research

>>727664839
what do you mean?

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>>727678294
well then.

>>727662577
Where are you from? Country/State/City?

>>727679208

Hamburg, Germany.