You, Anon! What is your profession?

Heavy equipment operator

>>727622100
Crew member maccieDs

Stay-at-home son.

I deliver cookies for a living. Not gay i promise

4chan shitposter

Farmer

>>727622100
Walgreens Photo "Specialist"

freelance programmer

Carpenter

Construction Engineer

potter

Underground drill rig electrical maintenance specialist

>>727622100
Probationary Firefighter

>>727622100
Contracts and Procurement Manager, aged 40.

>>727622100
derp

doubles guy

>>727622100
Engineering Manager

>>727622100
photographer

Dog walker

>>727622100
Im a neet

>>727622100
Network engineer

>>727622100
Chocolitier

>>727622196
Well I wouldn't have thought that, except that you brought it up. Now I'm suspicious.

My last job was at Circuit City

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>pic related, my office.

sysadmin

Supply chain manager.

I make 70 dollars an hour directing trucks and loading boxes, roflmao you poorfags

Specialist metal fabrication.

Chef at Wendy's

Jeepers (it was like a Chuck E Cheeses)

>>727622100
Soldier

>>727622682
Do you have a gopro on your head?

Full time autist

>>727622839
Kek no. That's the cabin mounted camera. Helps with legal cases and insurance in case I or someone else fucks up.

I make pies, around 2000 per week

furry porn artist

Schoolin'

>>727622100
cca, aka: mailman waiting to get fired

County hired hunter. Population control and animal safety.

Corrections officer

>>727622100
DISHWASHER

linux support analyst

Machinist.

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You guys guess. Current project.

>>727622100

Content mill writer

>>727622100
Curriculum Specialist.

JIDF operative

>>727623166
Certified faggot?

>>727623124
Used to be one. Dishies make the kitchen go.

>>727623224
>Certified faggot?
No that's OP.

>>727622100
I'm a porn performer. I fuck chicks for a living.

horse inspector

Logistics and material manager

grape tester

>>727623296
Callin' bullshit. Post datestamped pic and webm of said profession.

>>727623296
I'm sorry anon. The pay for male pornactors is truly crap. You need to borrow 15 bucks?

chief of bathroom temperature control

>>727622100
sixth year university student. 3 years at community and 3 years at my university. fuck grammar.

sock stretcher

>>727623166
Cool. What car, what's it for?

>>727623027
Incarcerated people counter.
>20 out to the yard.
>20 back from the yard, we're good!

dog petter

>>727622428
proof, also why are you here oldfag

nipple analyst

>>727623372
Is that your profession? Calling bullshit? You should check yourself on that.
>>727623387
Save that $15 for your tranny prostitutes.

I play with class 4 lasers all day.

pussy procurement manager

Residential HVAC repair technician by day and recent Uber driver mostly by night.

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>>727623469
>What car?
It's a Volvo 240 GL that's been rebuilt completely.
>what's it for?
It's for track racing. A replica of an old STCC car.
>pic related, the original Turbo car from 87.

Psychologist

>>727622100
Financial Analyst

>>727623463
is 23 old to be getting a bachelors degree? im pretty fucking stupid

>>727623610
>s
Actually I'm >>727622724 so yes, my profession is callin' bullshit. Rule number 1; users lie.

>dipshit calls, printer not working
>'Have you rebooted?'
>'Yes I did'
>win+r, cmd, enter, net statistics server, been running for 3 days
>NO YOU HAVE NOT

professional leg

>>727623771
lol ur whole life is bullshit dog

>>727623670
Awesome. Just the looks or are you fixing the engine and such? The STCC cars were quite fast.

>>727623771
So basically you're an IT nerd. You must feel special.

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>>727623853

>>727623923
Yes I am and no I don't. At least I make bank.

apprenticeship as a librarian (officially called professional for information and documentation)

>>727623936
u sure do since u like to call out bullshit dog lmao dont play urself out. get to the dungeon, bitch.

>>727622760
What's your degree in? I'm management with logistics concentration but I wouldn't imagine a degree being necessary.

>>727622682
MechWarrior Pilot!

>>727623978
>At least I make bank.
Don't kid yourself.

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>>727624000
Sure. Want me to be your DM pretty boy?

>>727624080
u obviously dont even understand that phrase lmao get out more dog, learn a thing or 2 in the streets

>>727624068
I'll kid myself whenever I feel like it faggot

Server/waiter in a 4 1/2 star restaurant

>>727623879
Oh everything. List of what I've done so far.
>Acid dipped chassis
>Straight cut gearbox, 6 speed.
>B21 engine ( slant straight, race cam, ignition)
>Twin fuel pumps, Brembo brakes.
>Öhlins coilovers.
>All glass has been replaces with plexi (shatter proof)
Tons of other stuff as well. Probably get 280 hp from it eventually.

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>>727624153

>>727624065
>MechWarrior Pilot!
Kek. Yes of course I am.

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>>727622463
You're bad at your job...

>>727624163
So basically the entire time. Now you're just pathetic.

>>727624233
get to the dungeon, bitch! lmao!

Engineer - like ships, powerplants and shit.

>>727624191
Damn. How much will that cost the buyer in the end?

>>727624259
Like I give a shit if you think I'm kidding myself. Look at me crying all the way to the bank.

Penis Trombonist.

>>727622100
>nice dubs
Sleezy Salesman

>>727622100
network operations manager at one of the largest domain & webhosting providers in UK & Ireland.

>>727624384
Ironic. Likewise, I don't give a shit about you calling bullshit or not on my profession. Look at me crying and drowning in pussies :'(

>>727624350
We have a budget of 760 000 SEK (85 000 dollars)
Probably gonna reach close it.
Mostly because we are using nos parts (new old stock) from the era.

>>727624496
Used to be in networking and ethical hacking, stressful job

>>727624521
Thought you'd say that. Still don't believe you. Look at us not giving a fuck.

>>727622194
Lol aren't we all

>>727623505
You are correct sir

>>727624614
Yep, especially when we get chinese cucks who try and ddos our network for declining their huge domain orders that are almost always used for spoofing etc

>>727624615
No, you didn't think any of the sort.

>>727624759
Ah, professional pussyfucker and part time mind reader! Next you'll tell me you bench 400 pounds and shit caviar.

>>727623125
The fuck does that even mean?

Do you provide support, or just conduct analysis on the support which is required?

>>727622100
I don't have one, I'm still a student

>>727623771
nigga fuck up. your just the fat fuck IT guy who tries to fool high school kids that you can hack facebook profiles for companies rofl

>>727624873
You don't seem like you use your brain much. Back to pussy fucking. Not benching your 400lb fatass.

>>727624935
Meh I work for an MSP. I handle everything from support calls to rollouts. Don't do schools, they usually have IT on staff.

>>727625011
yea keep sproutin out your lame ass lies nigga

>>727624993
I bet you fuck boy pussy for a living.

>>727625069
I don't work IT so no.

>>727623746
I'm in my final year of studying a B.Sc in Quantitative risk management. Any advice when looking for a job, Anon?

>>727622100
Dubs getter

>>727625094
All that boy pussy is sapping your humor son. You're gonna be a very grumpy grandpa one day. 'Back in the day son, grandpa fucked tons of pussy and got paid for it!' They won't believe you either.

>>727625182
I'm inbetween dubs rn

Can't believe no one said it,
AU AU AU

>>727625237
kek

Professional alcoholic/neet.

>>727625221
Pathetic. Don't even bother, your nerdy jokes doesn't work outside your work place.

Nigger hating POTUS

>>727625312
How do you afford booze if you are a neet?

>>727625344
Your grammar isn't work on 4chan bruh. Good luck posting the last mangled word. Make it good, because the world won't give a shit.

>>727625221
damn dude chill out u sounding real retarded right now who the fuck cares if this fuck do porn or not this is fuckin /b/ u retard

>>727625253
That's your profession?
>>727625312
NEET life never pays off
>>727625452
Trump doesn't hate niggers

>>727625480
>How do you afford booze if you are a neet?
I live in Scandinavia. No need for work.
I get a fat sum of cash on my account every month the 25th for doing nothing.

Mainframe programmer
Landlord, Lord of the Land
Wannabe game programmer

>>727622100
I DELIVER WATER.

>>727625529
Yes I do /fact

>>727625502
Again, pathetic. Like the others have pointed out. Don't be retarded. Read what you wrote for someone who doesn't give a shit and lives in a life of bullshit.

>>727625529
>NEET life never pays off
Neither did working all day, busting my back and fucking my knees up.
Now I'm a NEET, actually saving money, my blood pressure is back to normal, my knees don't hurt no more.

International performer

>>727622100
Student slash spiritual adventurer

>>727625502
yo the retard left lets party yall!!!!

>>727625708
You gonna rely on your parents your whole life?
>>727625643
Prove it

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>>727625631
(Thump)
Here's your water bitches.

I am Sperm bank. Anyone like to make a deposit?

>>727625830
>You gonna rely on your parents your whole life?
Kek, Scandinavian mate. I get a fat check each month from the government. Moved out from home 11 years ago.

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>>727625838
My water is better. Mostly because they pay me to deliver it.
But also because ITS FUCKING MAGIC!
And we promise 98 PERCENT URINE FREE!

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>>727625830
Ding dong faggot

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>>727626158
Is it the 2% urine that makes it magic?

>>727625998
This. Swedish guy here, get more than my first paycheck each month while doing nothing between jobs. Chill as fuck.

>>727622100

Production God at a Manufacturing Plant.

>>727626266
SCUM

>>727626352
More like person living in 1st world country where getting homeless is pretty much impossible.

control engineer

>>727626421
You can dress it up all you want you are still scum for not paying into society and bragging about it.

>>727626249
NO!
It's the one percent FECAL MATTER actually!

No lead though, so there's that.

>>727626160
Donald Trump once tweeted, "Sadly, because president Obama has done such a poor job as president, you won't see another black president for generations!"

WHAT'S FALSE
Trump did not utter the full statement, "Laziness is a trait in blacks ... I believe that ... No black person will be president again any time soon."

While neither attribution was new, the conjunction of the two statements gave the impression that Trump must have at some time opined that no black person will be President of the United States again any time soon because “laziness is a trait in blacks.”

There’s no public record of Trump’s ever having said such a thing.
>>727625998
Well good for you

>>727626578
>No lead though

Pfft, then i reject your so called "magic" water. It's only magic if it has pee AND obscene amounts of lead contamination. That's why i only drink water imported from Flint Michigan.

I own an online e-liquid shop
I manufacture it at my house

>>727626539
I worked for 12 years. 33% tax each paycheck.
I can live like this for many more years before I have taken back what they ow me.

>>727626622
Oh really. Name one black person in trump's team that hasn't been fired within weeks of him taking office. You trump sucking cunt.

>>727626809
No they owe you fuck all. Everybody pays tax. How else would you have an education system, roads and public services....If everyone had your attitude your country would be fucked in weeks. You're still complete scum.

>>727627129
Tell that to them. It's not like I beg for money.
The Swedish government works that way.
You don't work? You get social aid.
Deal with it.

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>>727626928
They most likely had a reason to be fired, don't spout false propaganda

>>727627129
Kek you have no idea how the Swedish tax system works do ya?
The small % of tax money that goes into wellfare/social aid is completely separated from the rest. 95% of it comes from government profits. Not the working man.
More than 70% of the Swedish population could live of wellfare and it would not cause any harm.
That's why there has been talk about a citizen paycheck. Everyone not employed but a Swedish citizen would get a fixed amount each month. This would be even cheaper on the tax system.
You're welcome : A Swedish government employee.

>>727627332
Social aid is there to support you while you look for work. It is not suppose to be comfortable and It is not a career choice like you claim it is. Benifit scum like you don't deserve to breathe. Now fuck off 4chan and prove me wrong faggot.

>>727627638
>95% of it comes from government profits (sapping unearned money from the EU)

FDTFY

>>727627677
Why? I'm comfortable right here. Doing nothing.

>>727627638
Why would you want to pay the niggers?

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>>727622100
Musician

>>727627707
>(sapping unearned money from the EU)
Nope. Sweden makes most of it's profits from sold energy.
We are the leading manufactures of clean energy.
So much actually that we sell to most of Europe and buy garbage from Denmark and Norway which we turn into power.

>>727627376
How is it false? I asked you to name me one black person in his team and you have claimed i am spouting false propaganda....If you can't prove it is clearly not false faggot.

Architect, 41 motherfuckers, laid in bed fondling ass while she sleeps.

We never change faggots.

drug&tobacco dealer

Teacher

Dildo for niggers mum.

>>727623166

Car thief?

School Teacher

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>>727622100
>Social Engineer
Macro-Stretegic Philosopher

>>727627862
Well that, as well as Steel and Wood exports.

NACE level II coating inspector

>>727627862
/THIS.
I work for EON here in Sweden and we make huge profits from sold energy.

>>727627878
No, I'm saying the quotes you posted before were false propaganda. I don't know black people on his team because I'm not American and not that interested. But I still support Trump.

King Pimp

>>727628137
>>727628172
Don't forget Ikea, Volvo (even though it's under Chinese ownership) etc.
Sweden is one of the most profitable countries in Europe, and one of the least corrupt.

>>727628107
Does that look like a normal car?...
I build custom rally and racing cars.
Well my company does. I'm just a hired mechanic.

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>>727627707
Are you retarded?

>>727628261
>one of the least corrupt.

And the rape capital of Europe :^)

Witcher

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>>727628481
>And the rape capital of Europe :^)
Been masturbating to Fox news have we?
Kek you faggot, Sweden has completely different ideas of "rape" than most of Europe, or the world for that matter.
2016 studies showed that 7/10 so called rapes we actually sexual harassment's by the EU standards.
Sweden is one of the safest countries on earth.
Lived here for 31 years in one of the so called "No go zones" kek, never seen any violence.
Americans sure love making a big fuzz of things that doesn't actually happen.

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>>727628481
Oh look a media faggot.. Please stay out of Sweden. Or we'll rape you.

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>>727628716
>Sweden has completely different ideas of "rape" than most of Europe,

>"it's not rape if a Muslim does it"

Lessons learned from this thread.
>People have never been in Sweden, they use examples from their own country.
>Make judgements from their own countries experiences that has nothing to do with Sweden.
>Repeating the mantra "rape capital" because they run out of facts and arguments.
>Don't actually have the mental capacity to understand that media lies about everything.
Fuck off all of you/Friendly regards, Irish man living in Sweden since 2009.

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>>727629184
>People have never been in Sweden, they use examples from their own country
>Irish man living in Sweden

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>>727629100
>>"it's not rape if a Muslim does it"
Oh look that old joke again...
Leave your moms basement and come and visit.
Just from the Aftonbladet news channel last week.
"Man accused of rape for holding a womans arm while she was crying"
Guess what? It was her boyfriend..
We may have a problem with feminists but that's a different matter.
Get educated faggot.

>>727622194
Brother from another mother

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>>727629270
>>People have never been in Sweden, they use examples from their own country
>>Irish man living in Sweden
Yeah?
I live in Sweden ya bag of shite.

>>727629270
And? He lives in Sweden. Which he wrote.
Are you retarded?

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>>727629270
Can't even read him self...

>>727629270
Uhm. We laugh at you.

>>727622996
Kek, why are you expecting to get fired?

>>727622100
killing Saracens

>>727625838
Kek, how long have you waited for the opportunity to use that line?

>>727627862
Leading manufacturers of cucks and sandnigger lovers. Thanks for contributing to the downfall of Western Civilization you useless retards.

Accountant

>>727630091
Deus Vult. Carry on.

>>727630792
Another retarded cunt. Thanks for being ignorant.
Now go kill your self you useless cunt,

>>727630792
Kek. Can you get more uneducated?
American?

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>>727631780
>>727627638
>Swedish government employee
Figures.

Infantryman

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>>727631780
Too bad you don't say the same to the invading hordes of Muslims.

>>727622100
Electronics Technician. Mostly RF, but digital as well.

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>>727632846
Cheers m8

Chef-in-training. I'll make food so great even the persians will bow down to me!

A-a-administration A-a-assistant, my lord.

>>727623166
Installing roll cages onto drift cars?

>>727622100
I hate myself every day and want to fucking die, thanks for asking.

>>727624068
Faggot you are so poor you can't even imagine someone making more money than you
Please go hang yourself with discount rope

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>>727622100

music teacher

>>727623166

taking photos of car's interiors?

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>>727633085
Good attitude, keep up the good work!

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>>727633210
Cool, same here. How's your boss/bosses?

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Management consultant

>>727622789
Salary?

>>727633813
Thanks for your pic related keks. I'm going to print that out for our ISO 9000:2015 consultant when he comes back to the office next week.

>>727622100
german med student

>>727622100
Software Engineer

>>727634250
Look up the Dilbert "Booze Mukidney" set. They are a bit close to home.