name any animal as absolutely disgusting, vile, and terrifying

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commen nigger

>>727610693
I agree. Asians are fucking gross.

>>727609786
Cave spider.

>>727609786


Mynox, chewing on the power cables, Chewie...

>>727610819
>Mynox

*Mynock

>>727609786
8/10 - would do.

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>>727609786
I've awoken with one of these on my face. At least lampreys don't sneak into your bed at night.

>>727609786
i wanna fuck the sea lamprey

>>727610973
holy shit, are you aussie?

Every single one of you cock suckers are a waste of life. You're worth less than dog shit. You will never get the hours spent on traps and gore back. All the time you've spent on get threads could have been spent curing cancer or teaching a child to read. Learn some self respect for fucks sake and take a shower, or simply take the garbage out. Try pulling out the vacuum once and a while you piece of shit, your carpet is disgusting..

>>727610822

Oosuzumebachi... Fuck, I hate those things.

>>727611093
cmon man, we're only here to discuss animals :(

>>727611054
No, live in rural Japan. That's a species of centipede called a mukade. They're venomous, and absurdly difficult to kill too. If you do kill one, it's important to wash the killing area with bleach, otherwise the odour will attract others. Mean motherfuckers all around.

>>727610857
flying sea lamprey tbqh

>>727610973
THIS SO FUCKING MUCH!

Scared the shit out of me when one of those fuckers crawled at my back when I was watching a movie late at night with the lights off.

When you see one of them, it's too fucking late, and they might have a size of an arm ffs and spawn outta fucking nowhere.

To hell with it!

>>727611353
That sounds fucking terrifying. I woke up with a brown recluse inches from my face once. I've never been out of bed so fast in my life.

>>727611093
Nice pasta
Fun fact: I do teach children to read

>>727609786
The California Liberal.

>>727611851
>>727612021

Oh, I screamed like a little girl. At the time, I had longish hair and liked to sleep with a rotary fan pointed at me, so when I blearily noticed this long, brownish thing lazily waving around my field of vision at 3:00 am, I at first thought it was merely a strand of hair blowing in the breeze. Nope.

My asshole roommate got it worse, though. One bit him on the testicle causing it to swell up to the size of a large melon. Fucker couldn't wear pants for a week.

>>727610822
Winrar.

Also screw worms, ticks, fleas, mosquitoes. Etc. This planet is trying to kill us at all times.

>>727612363
Sucks for him. I hate getting bitten on the balls even by ants

>>727612363
jesus fucking christ. noone deserves what your roomie got

>>727612363
Fuck every bit of that.

Extinction warranted. Freeze some corpses for study and storage and then murder them all.

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>>727612363
>One bit him on the testicle causing it to swell up to the size of a large melon. Fucker couldn't wear pants for a week.
Jesus...

>>727612550
He was a fat, lazy, entitled, obnoxious shit. That one mukade that bit him I consider to be a right bro.

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Antarctic Scale Worm

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>>727612875

>>727609786
All i'm seeing are fleshlight replicas of Hillary Clinton's Vagina

>>727609786
Humans.

They consume, kill, shit up, or destroy everything in sight as they spread, and there are fucking billions and billions of them, and they keep making more as if they lack even the sense of bacteria. Even bacterium know not to breed themselves out of resources and achieve populations that wipe out every other living thing around.

Humans have big brains but are infected with a logic virus that won't stop until it results in catastrophic collapse.

>>727612590
I should clarify: my "roommate" was a person I allowed to housesit for me for a few months while I was out of the country. When I returned, the fucker had the fucking audacity to try to kick me out of my own apartment because he considered my presence to cramp his single-guy lifestyle. He wasn't even on the lease, the ungrateful sack of monkey spunk.

>>727612598
i dunno if you need to murder all the ozzies... seems a bit like overkill

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Checkmate dickheads

>>727612683
but did he really deserve to get his testicles munched on by a demon?

>>727612949

Nothing inaccurate in this post.

The greatest tragedy is that we are the one and only species with the capacity to identify and predict the disaster, yet we lack the political will to do anything about it.

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>>727613031
XD

I walked into that.

>>727612949
Hahahahaha fucking vegan

>>727609786
Let me get seconds on that fleshlight

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I hope this is a meme nothing this small should be terrifying

>>727613073
Like I said: he actually tried to throw me out of my own apartment, the one that I and I alone had rented.

>>727611353
Don't mind him. It's pasta.

>>727612898
that is pretty terrifying, but at least the gold looks kinda cool

>>727612949
wtf are you on about? bacterium overpopulate and die off in a mass event all the fucking time. Ever heard of a red tide?

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>>727609786
the orange cheeto, of course

>>727609786
even the sea has been trying to tell us for years to stay away. the smell and the optical signs

>>727612898

Lovecraft saw some shit, he did.

>>727613055
Highly relevant. Fuck Ibises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU

>>727612363
How the fuck did it get to his testicle?

>>727613441
weve done this since bush......lol

>>727612942
Kek

>>727612970
sounds like a prick.

>but so does the mukade

>>727613439

That is the collapse he's talking about. If we controlled our numbers, starvation, plagues and wars would not do the job for us.

As Carlin said: "The planet's fine; *we're* fucked!"

>>727613605

He was sitting on the floor wearing only loose boxer shorts. It just crawled right up in there. Brave fucker to do so, too; the guy was 400 lbs, easily.

>>727613652
lol...stop taxing us farmers food is cheaper less land needs to be taken to make up for said losses... more crops can be rotated.. but the heavy tax = bigger property less quality yield and end of story we all lose

>>727613648
They made a great couple for a few, glorious seconds.

>>727612363
>Fucker couldn't wear pants for a week.
Was that before the ubiquitousness of photo capable mobiles, or why didn't you post a pic? Do I have to assume it didn't happen?

>>727613652
>...lack even the sense of bacteria. Even bacterium know not to breed themselves out of resources and achieve populations that wipe out every other living thing around.
I was referring to this statement.
The human population is shitting on the planet to be sure but there no need to inaccurate hyperbole

>>727613255
I didnt see that part. sounds like a lion should have bit the other testicle

>>727613776
I have no opinion on taxes, but we number around 7.5 billion, and we are still reproducing at a geometric rate. Arable land and potable water are limited and cannot support indefinite growth.

Unlike deer, however, humans are not so good at peacefully starving to death. Civilisation continues only until I decide that bashing your skull in to steal your hunk of rancid lard is a better idea than hunger.

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>>727614049

>>727613938
Ah, missed that line, there.

>>727614049

He was one of those assholes who, when you do him a favour, does not feel grateful for it but rather comes to feel entitled to it.

>>727613570
i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. god damn.

>>727613912

First, I really don't have much use for a picture of a morbidly obese man's grotesquely swollen nut.

Second, I wasn't there when it happened. Some acquaintances were able to confirm everything I wrote, though. He couldn't work until he was able to fit into his pants again. He already had to special-order the tent-like things, so he couldn't just waddle down to the department store and grab something bigger off the rack.

>>727614545
>First, I really don't have much use for a picture of a morbidly obese man's grotesquely swollen nut.
What are you doing here on /b/ then?

>>727614769
This is my go-to source for such things. Duh.

>>727609786
> disgusting, vile, and terrifying

it's delicious food you dumb fuck

>>727609786
I just cant get the image of sticking my dick into that out of my head, its not a good image either..

>>727615235

Very true, but quite a few foods can be pretty horrifying until they've been heavily processed.

Never had lamprey eel, but I love other types. I'd try it if I had the chance.

>>727615490

And yet you just *know* that images of that exact horror already exist, just one GIS away... Can you resist?

>>727609786
new world screwworm
and leishmaniasis parasites

>>727609786
>I'd fuck it

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>>727609786
Right here.

>>727614098
the fuck is this shit?

>>727617138
The inside of a certain type of turtle, can't remember which one.

>>727613938
Mm no. Got a point there. Bacteria generally don't. You can take a quantity of food, and they'll only reproduce to cover a fraction of it at a time and move around on it. They'll resist just reproducing until they devour all their resources. With red tide, yeah, it's big, to your eyes but you're not seeing the total potential of how big it could be. They ensure the colony lives on. If they didn't resist, the entire surface of the world would be nothing but bacteria.

...which is funny, because it almost actually is.

>>727613776
Every farmer around me pays no taxes, receives huge subsidies, gets paid not to farm half the time, gets their seed paid for by the companies, is rich as fuck, buys multi million dollar farms cash.

If you're complaining about paying taxes, ur doin it wrong. Very wrong.

>>727609786
don't put your dicks in these vaginas fellas. they seem shady

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Ascaris worms for sure.

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>>727618943
And another.

>>727610822
Jesus fucking Christ was the what is the fuck?

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>>727614098
>>727619075
This thread is giving me the Hebrew jeebies

>>727610711
i knew someone would put this. Surprised it wasn't the first one

The human

every time I see one of these threads Im glad I live in northern europe, only disgusting thing here are sowbugs and cockroaches

>>727611167
>>727617138
>>727617768
>>727614098
Sea Turtles throat.

>>727609786
>being afraid of a fish only 7 inches long.

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/Thread

>>727620848
preach

>>727620848
And Latvians

Your mom

>>727621409
>>727620848
Never mind sorry you already included them at the end of your post

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I find these things in my house at least 5 times a year. Exterminator said there isn't anything you can do about it because they are everywhere where we live.

I'm petrified of them biting my face in my sleep.

>>727620932
Leatherback specifically

>>727609786
toe bad we introduced them to great lakes
we're royally fucking the environment

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>>727621467

The bite is painless and you won't feel it happen. The poison causes skin decay several days later.

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>>727609786
Coconut Crab

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>>727621467
>>727621579

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>>727609786
I'll take the sea lamprey any day.

>>727621467
house spiders can even pierce skin

>>727621467
god forbid it bites ya

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>>727609786

>>727621698
can't*

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>>727621467
>>727621579
>>727621682

>>727618415
nice feet

>>727620932
snapping turtle

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>>727621698
>>727621742

Here's your reply

>>727621698
house spiders are different

>>727621698
>>727621742
These are brown recluse which is not a house spider.

Same looks but one is harmless and the other very venomous.

>>727610693
/thread

>>727609786
Human

>>727621969
I don't know my spiders
it looks like a house spider

>>727610693
>filename

So, this is like when anons intentionally misname gifs, right?

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Bobbit worm
Deep ocean is fucking terrifying

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these tiny fucks can give you lyme disease
global warming is gonna make it worse

>>727622022
Thats the scary part bro.
I really could not tell the difference if I saw one.

Thankfully the do not exist in europe.

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>>727621698
>>727621742

This is what it looked like before her nose fell off.

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>>727609786
Blobfish.

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magnapinna squid. Found a mile beneath the Gulf of Mexico

>>727622433
pics or it didn't happen

>>727610711
COMMEN !?
YOU SPELL JUST AS BAD AS NIGGERS

>>727622633
That's actually pretty fuckin cool looking. Reminds me of mew

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>>727622665

>>727622633
Wouldn't call it disgusting, it's just... uncanny

>>727609786

Nothings as ugly as the cunt that runs this website
Https://www.thedungeonlife.com

They stopped posting selfies after they got ugly and just draw themselves instead to cover it up

>>727622633
that's cool as fuck

>>727622633
no thanks. that's a fucking alien.

>>727622633
>Spawn more overlords

>>727622866
checked

I'm not mexican though

>>727612550
How often are your balls bitten by insects? What kind of bear grylls life are you living?

>>727623415
kek

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>>727621761

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>>727623277
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x554ga9
@8:20

>>727612942
All I'm seeing is a braindead, butthurt retard who swallowed fake news like it was Uncle Dave's cum.

>>727623623
What exactly is the purpose of this?

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This revolting, retarded piece of shit.

>>727623735
prove how tough he is probably

>>727623735
Giving people content for rekt threads, i assume.

>>727622157
hate those fuckin things. I live in eastern europe and those bastards are everywhere, just recently found 4 on my dog after a forrest walk. Now I try to eat Nigella sativa oil (black cumin), garlic and coconut oil. Ticks don't like the smell of those foods

>>727612898
>>727612875
The worm is the spice, the spice is the worm.

>>727623839
they're only a problem for me when i go out into the country which is pretty often
FUCK getting lyme disease

>>727610988
This

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>>727623991

>>727623991
maggots are fly larvae so i agree flies are the worst
flies and mosquitos and skin cancer are literally the only bad things about summer

>>727624083
Check the webms tho.

>>727623598

All I'm seeing is a butthurt, liberal faggot who won't be able to stop crying for the next 8 years.

>>727623735
the purpose of circumcision is smegma prevention.

>>727609786
Old'n day onna hole

>>727624144
ive seen it all

>>727624036
I’ve seen it before… but there is no way that can be real. How the fuck dose someone let it get to that point.

>>727613570
Fuck. Ing. Kek'd

>>727609786
What if you have a somewhat thick condom?

>>727622157
I had lymes from a tick bite couple of years ago. Fucking weirdest "disease" I've ever had. Only realised how shit I felt after the antibiotics had worked and I started feeling better. Fuck those tick niggers

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>>727613570
I am satisfied by this

>>727623735
circumcision you ciss uncircumcised tranny

>>727624782
it stays with you for your entire life man

>>727613252
Its not a meme they can kill the most vemounus snake and dint give a shit if they get biten they wont die anyway, they fear nothing. They even fight lions

>>727624340
Bad hygiene, mental illness, etc.

>>727625007
Na that's the herpe derps you're thinking of. Got that more than a few years ago

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>>727624664

I actually heard that the sea lamprey is pretty good if cooked in a certain way.

>>727625107
Learn to type or lurk more newfag

>>727622157
They carry a new disease that makes you deathly allergic to meat now.

>>727625249
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha-gal_allergy

this is the strangest shit ive ever seen
wtf

>>727609786
>What is goblin shark

>>727625526
My cousin contracted that disease. It took her over a year and 5 trips to the hospital to finally believe it was a real disease.

She didn't believe it was real the first time she was told.

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>>727625600
>"Y-You don't think that I'm cute anon?"
;_;

>>727625714
jesus christ fuck ticks man
there are ticks in africa that burrow into human flesh and because africans walk around barefoot these ticks end up fucking their feet up beyond recognition

>>727625526
You can still eat human meat.

>>727609786
your mom

>>727626050
got em

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>>727610822
PURGE!

>>727625989
Nope. Humans are mammals. You can eat fish and poultry, but not mammalian meat products.

>>727612021
I once awoke to a cute tiny lil spooder
we stared at each other a lil bit before it scampered away

why is every continent other than europe a fucking deathrap?

>>727626448
>The alpha-gal molecule is found in all mammals apart from Old World monkeys and the apes, including humans.
You can eat primate (including human) meat

>>727626511
Sounds magical I wish I had a cute spider bro to chill with

>>727626664
I can't fix stupid. You are literally retarded.

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>>727626511
ticks are fucking tiny man by the time you notice them they're all swollen up with your blood

>>727626756
The allergy is caused by an allergene present in most mammal meat, but not in humans or most monkeys. You can't get an allergical reaction from something that doesn't contain that allergene (in this case, monkey, ape and human meat)

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>>727612949
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

>>727612949
WHAT IS THE MATRIX AM I RITE GUYS

>>727622600

leave blob alone

>>727626981
Human and monkeys are mammals

>>727609786
Duddits

>>727627724
Yeah, what's your point? Not all mammals contain the allergene that triggers the "meat allergy"

>>727623068
Kek

>>727613055
Ausfag spotted. Gidday cuntyhole

>>727610822
absolutely fuck that

>>727609786
Heeell I'm not expanding that pic.

>>727623868
Great reference, I remember '99 playing dune

>>727628055
Non of them do, until they are bitten by the tick that gives it to them.

You really are dumb as fuck.

>>727613441
>le ebin maymay lefty faggot XDDD

>>727628471 (you)
the movie was also great

>>727613441
>>727620045
>>727623757
Nice samefagging and shilling

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Feels good being a Europoor man

We may have all the migrants but at least we don't have all those huge spiders, snakes, bugs, centipedes, worms etc

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>>727628475

>>727610768

your'e mean, I'm Asian

>>727609786
Creepy or not, they are motherfucking delicious!

>>727628823
dumb. as. fuck.

There are niggers in Africa smarter than you.

>>727623623
The kids thinking, "Well at least I've got that to look forward to..."

>>727629205
my fault for replying to bait, sorry

>>727623991
my question is, how the fuck can someone let it get that fucking disgusting?

>>727613570
Made my day.

>>727621634
Is that edible?

>>727621726
That thing is microscopic.
Doesn't count.

>>727622600
I think it's pretty cute.

>>727631953
Yeah, they were nearly wiped out because they were an easy food source.
Surprisingly intelligent, too, particularly by /b/ standards.

Angela Merkel

I have a solution to the problem "I don't know the difference between arachnid A and arachnid B".

>Kill every eight-legged cunt you stumble upon.

ITT: Ausfags talking about lethal animals only their shitty country has