What the fuck is this shit /b? Where's the straight white guy?

>>727608027
On the far left and far right

>>727608170
So the only option for inclusion is to be crippled?

he's there in the google shirt, just missing an arm

>>727608170
I see what they did there. They even gave him a cane.

>>727608237
Kek

>>727608027
who cares dude, there are thousands of types that didn't make it into the picture, represented by the shadows in the background, why are you butthurt that YOUR group wasn't represented?

having said that, they shoulda left the niggers out

>>727608027
White men do not need a voice, they do not need to be given any sort of platform. It's minorities and other disadvantaged people who need representation.

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>>727608027

>>727608360
(you)

>>727608420
Is the gay guy missing an arm?

>>727608360
so what you're saying is, they can't do it on their own
as if to say, they're, say, handicapped
like they need help in some way
as if they're incapable or somehow inferior
interesting viewpoint where can I subscribe to your e-zine

>>727608237
Correct. Loathsome isn't it. Leftist straight white male with mild cerebral palsy checking in.

As a total non bigot I find the whole of identity politics to be bigoted.

Rule 34 of the christfag or kike please

>>727608170
What about Wheely?

>>727608027
Looks like Google's april fools prank was one day early.

>>727608626
He's on the far left, like i said

>>727608027
Anybody else notice how the only 2 (if we count the cripples) straight white men don't have the letters? Like they aren't important at all

>>727608477
Looks like it

>>727608693
Still a straight white guy.

Dude on far right is a straight white male he just has crippling depression

>>727608893
Kek

>>727608170
I think that is an Injun

>>727608893
An old crusty white guy fading into the crowd; lost to the sands of time.

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>>727608027
>There will be no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers! Here, you are ALL equally worthless.

>>727608027
your not allowed to be white anymore. -.-

>>727608027
e = ???

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One could say that illuminati symbolism is a just a meemee, yet every fucking time...

Hail Satan, I guess.

>>727608027
Definitely not in the closet.

Why do you care so much? Just be focused on your own shit, like.... holy shit

Yeah, it's all sjw/pc shit. No surprise of course.
"At google, we care." Meanwhile, Alphabet is taking over the human race.

the kike has blue eyes
is female, appealing
the only normal looking one
and looking at the camera

really, out of all of these minorities, which one would you like to hug the most?

>>727610499
because white people are the most oppressed

I like straight white men

>>727611127
Does that make you a gay otherkin

Notice how the muslim is hover-handing the jew and the google employee so that she doesn't have to wash her hands?

>>727608027
don't be a crybaby because somebody who looks like you isn't in a picture

>>727611585
couldnt care less if they look like me.

what we care about is what it means, the political ends that they're pushing.

and you are dismissing...

>>727608237

Being straight is basically a disability

weirdest thing about this is that this won a contest or something and thats why its on the homepage. Take that as you will

>>727608027
On /b/. Whining.

>>727608027

I thought the G guy was the straight man, since Google's logo is that mix of colours? #5 is the gay guy.

I just don't know why cane guy is there with all the social justice. Does a sprained ankle give me victim status now, or is it because he's older?

>>727611122

*tips fedora*

The one with the cane?

seriously. a fucking cane? lol is that supposed to be an old person?

What is with all the anti-white hate in this thread? Do any of you love your race?

>>727611018

Has to be the qt redhead Christian girl in a skirt.

>>727612283
sweden is awake

>>727608027
Connecticut school system

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Stratford-High-School-Student-Wins-National-Doodle-4-Google-Competition-417800233.html

>>727608237
lol

To be fair, straight white guys have been crippled by society. So I'd say it's an accurate representation.

>>727608170

Did you just assume their genders?!

Remember the election made normies come here to white night.

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>>727612371

>>727612283

Because it is by far the most effective bait on /b/ to get people wound up.

Also, white people carried out 99% of the world's atrosities so should be made to pay back the emotional debt of destruction.

why am i not surprised

>>727608027
>Muslim standing next to a fag and a Jew and not exploding

Kekus Maximus

>>727612416
I'd say it was before the election.

For some strange reason, /b/ isn't all on board with acting like edgy little faggots like Dylan Roof, Elliot Roger, or Adan Lanza anymore. It seems /b/ has become too focused on fetish porn. Seriously. Post millenials are fucking weird.

Theres a lack of realism here

>>727608027

>4 white
>1 black
>1 arab
>1 south asian
>1 oriental

The world is 15% white, Google is a global service, is this not more than fair?

>>727612525

No, no I don't.

>>727612995
as long as youre a cripple sure

>>727612525
Recorded atrocities, which we know about since white people are the ones who were doing the recording and nobody gave enough of a shit about anyone else to record their atrocities.

Hey, here's a question for you kids: which race put an end to slavery globally?

>>727608027
have /b/ design the next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXaX8gNDxdQ

>>727613245
This needs to /b done. heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zlfb8IfMW4

>the black guy
I can solve that one
e=2.7182818284590452353602874713527...

Why is the muslim girl touching a man she is not married to? Absolutely haram. Why doesnt google respect other cultures?

Get the stones.

this is one of the best threads ive seen in a week

>>727613217

Most of them are doubled up anyway, to save space.

>disabled white straight male
>amputee white straight(?) male
>muslim arabic female
>jewish white female
>transgender indian male
>redhead christian white female
>einstein fan black male
>older white straight male

Why are people so easily triggered when a global company tries to keep all its diverse customers happy?

>>727612995
Jews don't count. So that leaves a ginger who is possibly Asian and the google guy who is also trans.

>>727608885
YEAH, LIKE HE SAID

>>727613585

Which is a damning sign of how shit /b/ is now.

>>727613767
There's real potential here if wants to flood google with our own banners

>do anything that might even slightly offend white 'men' online
>guaranteed huffy replies

Way too easy, I wish these people didn't give the rest of us whites a reputation for being super touchy.

>>727613920
I mean slightly offended white men get arrested for reacting like a human being nowadays. Gotta give them somewhere.

>>727608027

>Chinese are by far the largest ethnic group in the world
>only one Chinese guy and he's a frail old man
>FOUR white people

What is Google trying to say about us? Fuck you pushing your 'the world is white' agenda, getting sick of it now!

>>727614043

>this paranoid victim complex

Hoping that was bait and you're not actually this deluded.

>>727608027
The real question is, where is the asian?

>>727608245
He is gay

>>727614256
Cant be paranoid for whites if im not white tho

>>727611122
in south africa maybe

>>727608170
In the far left and far right I just can see Mexicans. Mexicans aren't white!

>>727608027
Why the fuck do you guys suddenly care about some gaywad picture? Where is this even from?

>>727608027
hes sitting in his office getting paid.

>>727613243
>which race put an end to slavery globally?

none of them. Slavery is still a thing you fuckwit

>>727614269

Far right.

>>727614564

We care because we are intensely insecure about our own identities so instead choose to allow our race to define us. Any slight on our race is a slight on us and so, we MUST fight back.

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Honestly, the part that bugs me the most isn't the subject of the image. Eh, so google chooses the naive Kumbayah image by the SJW. Who cares?
What bugs me is the design of it. Why do all modern tumblr/deviant art-grade "artists" look the same? It's like, they saw a Disney cartoon once, squinted REALLY hard, and slapped on some anime-tier eyes, and boom! Modern character design.
As an individual who genuinely works at realism and form in his designs, this generic bullshit leaves a sick flavor in my mouth.
Remember how 20 years ago, one who drew/designed shit was expected to know how to do shit realistically, while still developing one's own design sensibilities? Now it all looks either like this, or some autistic doodle like Adventure Time or Steven Universe.

Tl,Dr: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727608027
He's fucking a whore

>>727613693 (4 You)
>Asian ginger

>>727614567
Yeah, arabs still own black slaves.

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>>727608027
He is taking the picture

>>727614777

A bland standardized style becomes a recognisable brand in itself. Familiarity makes people comfortable.

Keep trying out different forms and each time, the consumer has to take time becoming accustomed to it and as we all know, people are children who make decisions in the first 10 seconds of seeing something.

You draw a person in this standard style, without it being a direct lift, the snap response is, "oh yeah, THAT guy, I like Google."

>>727608027

>1/8 of the world is white
>only 4/8 of these cartoon people representing the world is white

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>727615156
Yeh, I guess. You can also see this in how graphic design has been whittled down into flat images based off of simple geometric shapes, or in how modern art is now either pictures of text/uninspired collages, or formless blobs.
>oooo pretty colors

I mean, I don't profess to be nearly as good as the like of Michelangelo or DaVinci, but at least I can draw a goddamn realistic person and do some goddamned perspective.

>>727608027
Cancer picture and that 15 y.o girl who drew this garbage should lose both her arms and get cancer

>>727608027
No devil horns over the muslim or the jew?

>>727615464
By that logic none should be queens because they make up such a small percent.

>>727608027

I'm blonde. I don't exist in the world they invision

>>727615805
Queers*
Autocorrect

Looks like the black fellow may be in love with the white girl judging by that heart floating out of his head

Disgusting pic with Tumblr shit
>A crippled
>A gay
>A pajeet
>A heeb
>A confused faggot adding more genders when there is only 2
>A dirty Christian
>Zimbabwe e=???
>Old FUCK wth a cane

>>727615521

Variation is scary, if everything looks different it's overwhelming for the customers who want a brand they can trust. Trust has to be earned, unless you can use an already trusted style to make the consumer feel at ease.

Experimenting in advertising is seen as way too risky and online art works on a similar principle (replace customers with likers and upvoters).

I can draw my own style of cartoon horse and get a few likes or I can use a My Little Pony template and get thousands. Originality is for the galleries.

>>727615841

I'm a Lesbian and same here :/

>>727616620
Thats a lesbian wearing the G

>>727608170
Those are either spics or Mediterraneans. Neither of which are white.

>>727608027

He's the one designing the Google artwork

>>727615848

About 1/8 of the population is queer so yeah, they are overrepresented almost as much as white people are in this pic.

Make the white gay amputee a straight Latino and the white redhead Chinese and the picture will be more accurate.

>>727608027

>three girls
>all dressed modestly

How DARE they exclude sluts!

>>727608027
No neckbeards

>oh ok then google i see how it is.

>>727608027

>no bronies
>no fursonas

Racist.

>>727616436
/b/ enters Doodle for Google

>Trap
>Pedo
>Necro
>Loli
>Necbeard
>Faggot
>and a fucking Frog