Trips gets Christ's forgiveness

>>727595129
plz

FALSE
All you need to do is ask.

rolling singles for eternal damnation

>>727595326
No, they changed it. God says it's trips now.

>>727595129
trips get

>>727595486
O-oh, my bad. Can't argue with that.

Ajnen

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Lick the devil's butthole.

im sorrh

Rolling!

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>>727595129
e nomine patri et fili spiritus sancti

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>>727595129
ROLL

my sins cannot be forgiven, i like to rick rolled people in 2017, so i'm rolling singles

>>727595129
I'm a faggot Jew
czech'em

>>727596209
SO WAS JESUS

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<3

We all do anon

111 forgive yourself jesus for being sucha massive faggotrooney

555 forgive /pol/ for not realising that white pussy belongs to black cock

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>>727596391
What the actual fuck

forgive me fam

>>727595129
Well, this post is guaranteed trips because he's with me tonight bros.

888 forgive mr marcus

111>>727596980
reroll

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>>727597777
Quads and he gives me skull instead.

>>727597637
>>727597777
Shit too soon!

>>727597720
FUCK!
>>727597777

heal thy sins

Give me sign i need one right now

need

Quads and I'm God Himself

I don't need christs 4 givnes

>>727595129
That would be great but there hasn't been a Christ/Messiah yet? Isn't Judeo-Christianity still waiting for him?

there is no god

First time rolling

Nestor is a hor

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>>727598358
Forgiveness for this heretic.

I'll accept his forgiveness right after he asks me for my forgiveness.

>>727599001

GOD DAMNED SCREAMING SHITFUCK!!!!

fuck christ

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>>727595129
I am Jesus

>>727595129
Here's to not going to Hell.

>>727595129
I'm going to hell?

>>727595129
OkAy

>>727595129
666

>>727595129
HOLY SHIT!! ANOTHER roll thread!!

>>727595129
JESUS!! ANOTHER roll thread!!

>>727595129
well shit.

>>727600844
close

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>>727595129

Amen

>>727595129
What am I, a Syro-Phoenician woman, that I have to jump through hoops to get Christ to help me out?

Your false salvation means nothing

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>>727595129
I wonder if anyone could at this point.
My singles will prove me correct on this.

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Forgive my sins Jesus

>>727595129
jesus

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>>727601105
>taking this seriously

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>>727595129
Please Lord. Forgive me.

But forgiveness is for everyone.

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>>727595129
OH Please

>>727601395
No just me

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Look out cunts

I need it. He's gotta be disappointed in me.

>>727595129
forgive me lord

>>727601737
Well. I guess someone else needs it more

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727595129
Please daddy, save me. Im burning IT HURTS SO BAD WHY DONT YOU STOP IT. PLEASE WHY?

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CHEK EM'

forgive me lord

Faggots. Get your head out of the sand.

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Watch out cunts

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>>727599902
>>727599972
>>727600012
>>727600091
Have to be on the end oh Lord?

>>727595129
Question for christfags......would you suck a log of shit out of christ's holy ass?

999?

forgiveness is for sand niggers

999

111 comin up

111

>>727600091
almost
>>727601661

Forgive me

Bagels

foshizzle ma nizzle

>>727602028
like your mother?

>>727602220
fuck

nibba

k

>>727601938
say huh
>>727602220

trips and ill convert

forgive me dad

>>727595129

Please... I need it.

May the Jesus be with me.

>>727602393
holy fuck feeew

trips and ill convert to catholicism bitches.

soon.

oo

>>727595129
please forgive.

roll I really need this

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>>727595129
Forgive me father for I have sinned

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Trips and I'll retake the holy land

I'll take some

>>727595129
worth a shot.

PLS JSUS I SRRY

Fuck Christ.

>>727598332
Christ and Messiah both mean "anointed" or "chosen". Jews are waiting for a messiah who will restore the Temple in Jerusalem. Fun fact: when Cyrus the Great of Persia destroyed Babylonia and sent the Jews back to Judea, the prophet Isaiah referred to him as "messiah".
Christians believe Jesus was sort of the ultimate, final messiah who came once and taught then died and rose again. The Second Coming will be the end of the world when the righteous will live in peace and happiness forevermore.

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Fuck Jesus. Kek is the one true god!

Check them

>>727595129

Never Lucky.

>>727601263
Maybe he sinned so much he's desperate to be cleansed (°͡ ͜ʖ ͡°)

There has been not one single trip

>>727595129
everyone can receive Christ's forgiveness, you cunt.

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>>727601965
Bring back Andy, anon. His log was so much more worthy.

I'm predicting this is a trip (°͡ ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>727602721
thanks

>>727595129

roll

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>>727595129
Buh ha ha ha hzh....
Christ....dude got executed by the state and had followers who built a story around it.....
Stop this bullshit so man can evolve past thisshit

Fuck jesus

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Trips cunt

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Trips you fuck

Kacouberino

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Trips m8

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Tr111pzzz

>>727595129
pls

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Trips you cunt

Thats not what Rico said

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>>727595129
High, mighty fall of great distance. The wretched king shook the castle with his booming voice as he yelled "Oh mighty god, forgive me for I have sinned. My status as king has drowned me with greed, purge me from this world for I am nothing but corruption". The King threw his dice, it landed on trips. The confused king shook his head in denial, "This must but be the works of the trickster goat, satan" said the king with tears streaming down his face "perhaps this is my fate, in hell I will dwell for all eternity. Why else would I get triple 6?"
The prince, as pure as a baby, walked up to his broken father. "What is wrong, father?" the prince said.
The king snickered, "check em, son" he said with a raspy voice.
The prince glanced at the dice on the floor, "My god, what have you done father!" the prince said.
The king jumped on his son and begun to brutally strangled him with the grip which rivalled a titans. "FUCKING CHECK EM!" the king screamed, flustered with in madness.
But there were no checks that night, the king realising that he had just strangled his own son threw himself off the tallest tower in his castle, plummeting to his death.

Trippps pls

I'm just a poor newfag spare me pls

>>727595129
Trips get

>>727595129
Right here Jesus

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>>727595129

I need redemption for doing the sexuals

Oh lord raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy trips

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>>727604901
Ah hell

>>727596391
I am not enlarging that image

>>727604989
So close

>>727605002
Lol

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peep my trips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W-uo_Q-Bq4
Remember when we used to troll christcucks?
How did we let these moralfags invade us?

how can you be certain of this OP?

Fuck christ

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show me what you got

>>727595326
tru

>>727595129
lets try

forgive me for i have sinned...

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north korea best korea

christ cant judge me

>>727605696
did you hear what SEN. MACAIN SAY ABOUT KIM TODAy?

>>727605777
winrar

>>727595129
Forgive me plz

Eloi Eloi lama sabachthani!!

Prick dad!

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>>727605777
OHHHH on the trip 7s TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>727605777

FUCK YA....THANK HEAVEN TRIPLE 7

i'm not fat i'm big boned

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>>727605777

>>727601965
Would it give me super powers?

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>>727606332
ya ok whatev you say

To hell

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lick your bum bum down

>>727595129
I need forgiveness father for I have committed a sin I didn't look at enough memes today

>>727601965
depends if you believe its Christ

>>727595129
If trips traps are not gay

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>>727605777
>Blasphems Christ
>Not only gets trips, but triple fucking sevens, the universal symbol for the perfection of the threefold trinity

I don't want to sound of base here, but...A-are you the Messiah?

>>727595129
Evening all

>>727595129
Fuck you christ, you hit time for this shit but there's a whole floor full of kids dying of cancer in every fucking hospital. If your forgiveness were the last bite to eat on earth, I'd stomp on it and scrape it off my boot into the sea.

>>727595129

Heal me Jesus!!

>>727607377
>dub 7s
If Christ himself hadn't just shown up with trip 7s this might have been impressive.
If you had gotten quad 7s we wouldn't have known if you were god itself or, the devilll

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can i pray all the alcohol out

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can you pray the alcohol away jesus

>>727607214
I'd prefer to sit on the porch with the negroes and tell stories and dirty jokes please.

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need to pray until alcohol is out

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>>727595129

Jesus,
This is Judas. I know your secrets. If you do not pay me the sum of 5 talents by 9:00 Pm IDT on 4/2/2017, I will release your porn folders.


Thanks in advace,
Judas xoxo

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alcohol prayers needed

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can the alcohol be prayed away?

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i need trips so the alcohol can be purged from my loins and such

>>727595129
For the love of the children, pls has saves

long live the new flesh

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dear alcohol,

please expel jesus from my body.

in adolph coors' name amen

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he walks among us already

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A L C O H O L

PRAY

IT

OUT

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redemption get

rolling to see if god loves me

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>>727608699
Close but now u going 2 hell

>>727608774
Close but now u going 2 hell

>>727595129
Kek had already blessed me, fool.

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1-800-PRAY-ALL-THE-ALCOHOL-FROM-PANAMA-CITY-OUT.COM

My bad bro

>>727595129
>>727595129
Jesus

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>>727609072
jesus says definitely your bad bro. proceed directly to hell. do not stop at the duty free store either.

>>727595129
Help me

666 incoming

>>727595129
He already did it

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there r for u jesus worthy is your name

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>>727609686
Close but now u going 2 hell

rolling 222

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bitches dont know bout SKEETER PEETIN'

rolio polio

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>>727609985
Rolling straight 222 hell hell hell

>>727595129

no such shit, keep believing nothing.

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any alcohol prayers out there?

Respect.

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>>727610340
i light every fart i reasonably can. do you respeck that?

>>727595129
only way to get it

>>727595129
Please forgive me

I'm an atheist doe

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prayers needed for alcohol

>>727595129
Christ's forgiveness belongs to all, you fucking heretic.

How dare you trivialize the crucifixion of Christ.

God is a faggot

It's a trap

>>727610894
Reroll

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>>727611038

jesoos

>>727595129
i sold my soul

>>727603638
Lmao. Who's this chick

need

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>>727611132
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMB OF GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDD WORRRRRRRRRTHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ayy T

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god i love being on welfare. my boo is pregnant so we get WIC too but we just feed the milk to the cats

Nigger

>>727610894
Reroll

Forgive me for i have sinned

>>727613131
Does this count for anything?

Forgiveness get

>>727595129
pls chris

>>727613266
half forgiven for dubs

can you believe it's 2017 already holy fuck how am I still alive I don't feel old but I didn't think shit would keep happening like this far into the future like just slow the fuck down for one second

i've always wondered what god would look like

Please

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>>727595129
Bless

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>>727613999
Mfw

can god forgive a gay?

what if you are god

>>727614635
then you don't give a fuck

Sorry for all my screw-ups, God...

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>>727613999

Gotta shake that booty meat for The Lord sometimes.

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111

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I roll on behalf of the Jews. I know it was primarily a roman thing, but I figure if he forgives us you'll shut the fuck up about the whole thing.

pls

i'm fucked anyway

rolll

Pls

>>727613999
O FUG!

>>727595129
tripz

Please guys stop this, Dont' Use God on your nonsense,

Skrt skrt make a nigga squirt squirt

>>727595129
rollo

plz god

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Dear jesus, please forgive me for injecting miralax directly into that stray tom cats benis

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
What you need is someone strong to use you
Like me,
Like me.
If you want to get your soul to heaven,
Trust in me.
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now,
But faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
My God's will
Becomes me.
When he speaks out,
He speaks through me.
He has needs
Like I do.
We both want
To rape you.
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes, blind me with your light now
And your lies.

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oh pls gib forgivess for i has sinned

>>727595129
please Christ forgive me

My body is ready to receive forgiveness.

>>727595129
I already have it.

forgive me for I have sinned

>>727622273
well, looks like I'm not going to hell after all

>>727595129
If you Need it just ask for it.Also check'em

Please save me jesus

Let he who is without sin make the first Kek.

>>727595129
What about Gamer girls between the ages of 21-25 who Do porns like webcam girl and game and live an easy life? do they get forgiveness OP? Or is there a special place in the hell for them ??

>>727595129
Touched by the gods

>>727595129
Watch out! The Great Deceiver is at work ITT. This is Satan's trap! He who trips shall fall from Grace.

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>>727623333

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>>727613999
bless up monica

Forgive me Father.

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>>727623333

>>727595129
I'm sorry, daddy. I've been bad.

>>727595129
But what if only singles and dubs gets his forgiveness, and trips is just the devil tempting us?