Just share them, this is a safe place.

I'm great with flirting but I quickly lose interest in any girl I start talking to. It's not like I don't want a relationship, it's just hard for me.

>>727593367
mom fonger

>>727593367

I miss the NEET life.

I get to live it for two weeks because I quit my job, but I quit my job for another job.

I'm in love with a 12 year old girl

I don't love my gf, I really don't feel anything with any other girl than my female best friend, she has been the only one that made me feel not suicidal since I know her
I really tried to "light the flame of love" with GF but I just don't feel it and I don't want to be alone

I have a crush on a woman that I think likes me... That is all

I let a single woman break my ability to love.

Flying to a different city tomorrow for work.

Got one milf lined up for pussy, and an otter to fuck my ass the next night.

Wife left at home.

When I was 27 I had sex with a 14 years old girl. she was my girlfriend.

I struggle with my relationship with alcohol.

When I was 20 I got shitfaced alone to a point at which I shat on my dorm room floor before falling asleep next to it.

I seem mostly functioning during the day, but I can't sleep at night without a glass of wine or a shot of fireball.

>>727593367
I actually can't fall in love with women. I thought I might be gay but I have no attraction to any men at all. The fuck is wrong with me. But I jerk off to hooker porn (straight porn). What the is wrong with me?

>>727594761
Nice. Tell us your secret.

>>727594637
Where the hell do you find an otter willing to penetrate you?

I death gripped my dick so hard as a kid that my dick curves upwards.

everything in life is going great other than the fact ive been snorting heroin for the past 4 months

>>727595504
same with cocaine, but I'm not happy to begin with

I let my dog fuck me whenever I can.

When I was little everytime my family agreed to take care of a friends animal I would torment and inflict pain upon it until it hates people. during the winter we had tow watch our naeighbors puppy and because my step dad was allergic we kept it outside in the snow. when no one was home I would go outside with some food, at first it was excited to see me because I would give it food for the first couple of days and shower it with affection. Then after a while I would begin to step on its feet, punch, strangle and kick it only to immediatley shower it with more affection afterwards. What this did was established a state of total distrust of people for I would carry this on for as long as I had the animals. I basically trained dogs to hate people and I loved knowing I ruined an animal for people for the remainder of that animals life for it barked, growled, bit anybody that would come near them. I loved it.

>>727595737
why

I can only fap to girl's anuses. Vaginas are too boring. Tits are nice but not cum worthy.

>>727595667
not necessarily happy im just currently not failing in life, cocaine is expensive and dangerous, heroin is cheap and that makes it 10 x more dangerous.

>>727595808
Fucking piece of shit, i hope you get fucking rekt you fucking coward sack of shit

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>>727593367
I reject every guy who has ever been interested in me, even though I really want to lose my virginity.
Thoughts are better than the real thing for me.

>>727596051
Pooper and timestamp or gtfo

>>727595916
I dont do it everyday, I still do it randomly on weekends, but it's been two fuckin years from the first time and it seems neverending no matter the moneynot rich but not poor as well, I have a job. fuck anon, we rrally should quit. I cant sleep tonight.

>>727595808
I seen a ton fucked up shit on /b/ but this...You need therapy.

>>727595209
>>>727594637 (You)
>Where the hell do you find an otter willing to penetrate you?

Last time was grindr, this time is Kik group chats.

All kinds of kinky fuckers out there. Tops aren't just hairy fat sleazeballs anymore

>>727596180
i believe i can quit, im not to far down the rabbit hole yet. i believe you can quit too. deep down i value life but id like to believe i dont. i think thats the key to addiction, valuing life.

>>727595821
Because it feels better than any guy I've fucked and there's so much cum in me afterwards

Nice try various government agencies.

I posted to a 4chan thread before this thread.

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>only crazy and/or insecure girls like me
>i'm crazy myself (schizoid pd) so i'm not seizing this opportunity
Anyone wanna switch places?

>>727595737
can i watch

>>727596669
why

>>727596669

yeah, right.

pics or it never happened.

I was acting gentlemanly to this girl on a trip who I knew had a boyfriend and on the plane home she was really comfy with me so I took advantage and managed to play with her breasts.

>>727597525
Because I have a creampie fetish and until I find a guy who can shoot that much I'll enjoy dog cum

>>727595737
You're fantastic!

>>727597572
She was awake and letting you touch her? Or was she asleep?

>>727595737
you're doing gods work anon

>>727595808
I hope you suffer just as much you fucking cunt.

I VOTED FOR TRUMP

My friends all thought this girl I liked my senior year was just a crush. They know I still have that crush on her, but I'm actually in love with her. And I only talked to her a couple times but I still can't shake the feeling that she's the one. Fuck me. Haven't met anyone else since that is as beautiful and cute and attractive as her.

lm in love with my best friend, she means everything to me yet im too scared of risking everything to tell her. Its too pathetic to not be ashamed, i cant move on, every time i manage too my head loops back to where it started a few months later

>>727595737
Pics?

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My daughter is 20 and her bf is a drug dealer. He's got her using drugs and seems to be potentially gradually getting her to where he's increasingly able to use her in whatever way. I go along with it and anytime she shares pictures or stuff they're doing I secretly get off on it. I tell her he seems like a nice guy far as I can tell.

Had to look it up but her pupils were huge in this pic she sent me and she was out with him. From what I found that's cocaine so apparently he's got her on coke, weed and she already drank.

my GF cheated on me some time ago and im still with her...mostly because she is my first real GF, and i know that she relies on me and would be really crushed if i broke it off...but because of what she did and some other long standing issues..i think that i should but yet...

>>727600416
complete your story.
So you ripped that dealer's dick off and shoved it in his mouth, right?

Or are you more of a sodomy kind of person, fucking your own daughter in the ass?

>>727600416
Either that or she was tripping balls.

>>727600823
Neither. She says stuff in passing about stripping and more and I don't know if she'd kidding of if maybe she's talked about this stuff with him or more. And even though i hate it i have to admit it turns me on. She's on her own and lives several hours away from me.

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legit seen a day in the life of one of my friends.
>27 years old
>hang out with him during the day for some reason. The whole time its like a third person view of someones life.
>his phone blows up, conversation about work and some gossip, invited to lunch ect
>stop at a gas station, a few girls from high school and where he plays shows at spot him and get his attention.
>i knew some of them but never really called out like they do to him on the occasion that i see them. Legit get ignored or avoided.
>so i observe him making small talk while waiting in the car. Some girl talks about friends birthday or some event.
>we go to lunch hang out with some other dude at the bar for like 2 hours.
>we stop by the mall for some reason. Other people recognize him and talk to him, cute girls some hipster people and people off work.
>start to head back to his place, he drops off some check.
>phone rings and its his workers saying that there's gonna be a small party during close.
>hang out at his house until then
>the entire time im just fucking around on counter strike pregaming while he takes calls from all sorts of people
>head out to his work and sit at the bar. make small chat with people i barely know while friend engages in conversations about concerts or other shit.
>party gets a little crazy and head to some girls house for after party. Im plastered at this point free drinks and just chit chatting
>friend gets a few quickies in the restroom then his ex calls. Hes sitting outside the entire time
>head back to his place to crash while his ex comes over to fuck
>wake up next morning. his ex leaves for work and he gets a call from some girl he fucked last night. Shes on her way over
>i leave to go home, fix some pizza while 7 days to die is booting up.
>the only text i received in a month is from my mom telling me that oven is preheated.

i say my friends life is the way it is because of average looks and not attributed to creepiness that i got.

>>727600716
Just stop talking to her. Like cold turkey stop. Block all communication. Don't be a fuck. And don't answer the door, phone ,text nothing!

>>727601038
Last time she visited she mentioned both cocaine and lsd as drugs she wanted to try. I think that might have been her way of saying she already had.

>>727593367
>i keep having the feeling that someone is following me or something bad is going to happen. its getting so bad that i cant be in public places.
> every time i see my reflection i do a a double take to make sure its still me, a few weeks ago i thought my face wasn't my face and have been checking ever since.

recently i freaked out on some one because they called me by my name but i realized i was a fool because gave them my name when i ordered my meal.

its like a black cloud, eveyday

>>727597778
Just have a dude save his load for three weeks. I shoot at least a shotglass full after three weeks.

I sure hope you're female. Post contact info.

My first ever BJ was given by this somewhat downy girl I went to highschoool with, her face was uglier than a roast beef sandwich that was punched by a raging nigger but her tits where heavenly, last I knew she married to some welfare nigger and was popping kids like crazy, all downy from what I remember.

I'm in love wit da coco

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>>727600716
Leave that bitch asap... I made that mistake in my early 20's... never again

>>727595808
I like you

I have been wanting to kill myself and my life isn't even that bad. Wanted to scream at some cunt at work to get the fuck out. I'm barely looking forward to things I thought I love. I'm probably just burned the fuck out on this bullshit job.

Hopefully things look up soon.

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I'm depressed but I have no reason to be. I'm just a lazy sack of shit. No one ever asks me to hang out or do something with them. When I ask people to hang out they say that they don't want to. They don't even lie to me. I kinda just want to end it all.

>>727595808
though i may not know you, i am sure that i will meet you in hell some day.

I starteted the altanta bridge fire with my cigarete oopsie daisy

>>727594347
Go away Leon.

>>727602512
Use to feel similar about my life, change your routine, even if you dont have a routine, start doing something everyday like 10 pushups, or drinking coffee. It helped me to gradually change my life.

>>727593367
My smash bros main in ALL of the games is kirby

I share pics of my wife with other guys on the web. I love people jerking to her.

>>727603952
Haha, I would have gone with Humbert.

(I've said this on 4chan a few times but lol)
I grinded a massager like a sibyan and came. It wasn't any better than jerking off... but it wasn't worse?¿
Basically i was totally okay with it and I've I considered
>If the guys hot enough, and i haven't jerked in like a week, I'd probably take it

>In before "that's gay"
No, it's retarded

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>>727604241
Melee too?

I'm looking into ways to get my breasts to W-cups. Would even use BGH's at this point.

there's this guy at work I think I want to fuck, but it may be because he is be very obviously Gay. I may be psyching myself into being a faggot

>>727595312
Shit, I thought that was normal

I bang OPs mother on the regs.

I want to fuck my mother and sister

I once crashed a plane into the twin towers

>>727595312
That's normal

Touched a member of the family in a bad way when I was younger and stupid. Now I live forever guilty and afraid

Never said anyone this one. Here its

>be me at 22
>finally find yob I'm good at
>I am chicken breeder of your wildest dreams bloodstained.
>From the right and mouth, all the way down to its chain, you come in full respect as a prostitute or leave in such a way that is improper.
>Suck my cock, and they leak.
>My skin pulled back and feast on my dick cheese.

>>727594347
stop posting pedo threads anon

>>727596051
can we get your thoughts pls.
Story time

I lost my virginity when i have 11 years old, i know what some people will think, but i mean, on my 11 years, i was still a kid and no i don't lose it with an adult or something like, i lose it with a girl with my same age, but we don't lose because we want it, my mom was a friend of her mom, and 1 day i was staying with she, and her cousin (in that moment he was having 18) and we both having 11 and this motherfucking pervert make us have sex while he was watching, on that age my little mind makes that this can be something nice, but not much, i don't like to tell this to someone, but this is anon, so i guess probably no one will know who i am, so whatever, that's my secret, if wanna trust do it, it's not really my problem, is something i don't want to remind.

I once wore a dead talibans face as a mask.

I smoked a cigarette through his lips before taking it off.

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>>727600176
Because shes using you for attention. She finds a way to make it seem like she flirting with you but not clear enough for you to question the actual intentions.

I say make a move. The bitch will either say yes and you guys will fuck as many times as you hang out now or you're going to stop being friends, you get swole, she finds you in 2 or 3 years because she realized that you were the best she ever had and now youre Hot.

Then you can keep her used up pussy forever

>>727595737
Piks or it didnt happen

I cant let anyone love me, because when they do I start hurting them on purpose until they go away, I dont know why, deep inside I love them but I just cant hold being like this

>>727593796
Me to man

>>727601563
Its callled schitzophrenia

>>727597004
BS

>>727600176
we all have been there, And what i learned is that you should not waste your time with her if there is not a chance of you and her having a relationship, you will regret this moments someday because you coulda met someone who is way better, but you were obsessed with this girl

>>727601283
hit the gym fatass

I am bisexual and want to sort of fool around with some straight male friends. Things like casually being naked together, looking at each other's bodies, maybe stroke each other.

>>727607660
At least you got it out. I'm sorry.

I stay up at night because i'm afraid of being forgotten.

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I like stripper hookers

>>727594347
Chicken, is that you?

>>727608566
Same

I cuddled with my older sister until I was 16

>>727595025
asexuality, dude. I'm the same and its fucking painful.

34 yo virgin,never touched a woman,barely been kissed,accepted this

I fear talking to women because I fear they might reject me

>>727593367
Keep the government and your isp from monitoring your online activity, use a vpn http://vpnprogram.com

>>727608685
I'll always remember you anon, my /b/rother

>>727593367
I had a huge crush on a girl in my highschool, and as it turns out- she had a huge crush on me too. She was the only person I've ever spoken to who didn't judge my interests, actually asked questions about ME, and spent time with me when I was breaking down. Of course, I only found out she liked me after her 'best friend' booty called me. Of course, like the seventeen year old dude I was, I was all for punching out my v-card. I haven't been happy since.

I was jacking it in the woods on a vacation an my load hit a bumblebee that was bothering me. I just couldn't believe it

>>727609213
low risk. low reward, high risk high reward, no risk no reward at all

>>727609381
so she told her bff to do that?, in order to know if you liked her

>>727593367
I always want to date every girl I meet even if I know nothing about them. I know I shouldn't but it always ends up happening. I just want cool friends

I love her, but she doesn't love me.

I'm a huge pussy. I can't confess my crush for a girl, from the 4th grade until now. Even when I know for a fact they like me back and I have nothing to loose. I tense up and get nervous and deny liking them. God I want to die.

>>727609938
me
>>727610375
also me

>>727609628
No idea. The bff said she didn't know, but you know how women are. I've completely lost interest in the gender as a whole, except for the one girl

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>>727593367
I've been letting my dog shit in the neighbors front yard.

I want to fuck my best friends girl so bad. He's such a dick to her and theyre on and off every week and when theyre off she flirts with me to make him jelly.

>>727593367
I have both a penis and vagina.

>>727593796
Im the same way. I always get chicks flirting and shit showing interest in me but then i disappear. For me, I start thinking about how much work goes into relationships. I also judge them by how they dress and talk, their mannerisms... I've come to realize that all women have the same personality, all the normal, sane I mean. They all seem to act the same, like the same shit etc... Finally I just lose interest and don't even bother with them. Adding it all up, its too much of a fucking chore really.

Hopefully i make a little sense, been up for 72 hours

>>727597572
Which company you fly with?

I hate all my friends. They're all so annoying, their's only two of them I actually like and the rest are such unfunny retards.
I can't leave the group because then I'll be alone. I can't make friends.

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>>727593367 life is better in every way now than 5 years ago but the urge to kill myself only grows

>>727601283
This is pretty fucking relatable. Not the exact situation, but just being friends with someone who is popular while being a creep.

>>727593367
I hold my dad's old service rifle and look at it for sometimes hours and contemplate suicide, but I can't bring myself to leave my daughter.

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I really want to fuck Whitney and no one believes me. She would believe me, but it would never happen.

>>727596216
Newfag

>>727601283
I don't know if you're jealous of his life, but it looks pretty shit to me, empty of any actual meaning, constant distraction to keep him from actually having to take a look at himself and what he's doing

>>727593367
I donate $200 a month to various charities - some local youth organizations, the ACLU, planned parenthood and the SPCA. I have never told anybody about it and I don't claim it on my taxes.

>>727604241
That's just blatant masochism

i don't have a penis because fireworks

I'd take being a normie over this. I feel so awful every day. Nothing is intesting anymore. I stopped doing my art. I stopped playing video games. Chad's life is looking good right now.

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>>727612002
>the aclu
>planned parenthood
kill yourself right now you massive faggot

>>727611962
Well, I'd say it's better than, y'know... Being a social outcast and being worried about ranking up out of Silver in CSGO while your friend is getting laid and having parties.

>>727610788

pics or GTFO

>>727593367
I'm an undocumented immigrant

>>727595808
should be a pasta if its not already

I am related to peter scully.

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>>727612347

>>727612433
Lol

>>727595829
Same.

>>727612347
how did you get here? would a giant wall have stopped you?

>>727593367
i sexually harrassed a girl from school really hard with a buddy of mine, grabbing at her and trying to finger her over her clothes on the subway.

a year later she had a bunch of her skinhead friends try to beat me up at a show but i cried and begged my way out of it.

>>727612630
top fucking kek

>>727612433
ULTRA KEK

>>727594423
Just find someone else. You're stringing her along which is unfair to her

>>727612433
I don't live in the United States so I'm not sure what the FBI will do

>>727596546
No belief will stop addiction and you can't control the process. You may already be sliding into hell.

>>727612599
almost all illegal immigrants arrive legally then stay past the deadline.

the wall will stop nothing. besides it will be too expensive to build.

>>727612742
Nice try, Jose

my brother used to suck on my toes when I was a little kid, my mom caught us. but did nothing. stupid bitch. didn't develop a foot fetish btw

>>727597572
Nice. Go back for more.

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I only hook up with SSBBWs at this point. I have fucked 4 this year and have another lined up tomorrow. I am a normal 30 year old white guy and have regular hot girls asking to date. I am considered attractive by most.

What the fuck is wrong with me

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I rule the world

Gf is sub-par attractive, but amazing personality (despite being a special snowflake at times)
I want her to lose the weight (now land whale but a bit past chubby) so she can become like a 8/10 she is pretty cute in the face when she wants to be. (glasses don't look great on her/her sense of style is lacking a bit)

>>727612812
I used to do that to my little sisters when we were kids, mom never caught us. Who cares? It's just toe sucking, sometimes you gotta improvise when you can't get a girlfriend

>>727601275
She's still your daughter and is fucking herself up. You need to stop being a friend and start being a dad.

Im a good looking guy with a tiny dick.

Due to it, i havent had sex in 12 years, even tho im somewhat popular around chicks.

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this is my phone number, 7272480357

>>727612772

>Illegal border crossings have dropped 40% since election

He doesnt even have to do anything and immigration is already improving.

I hate being a newfag

>>727613553
fucking kekeroni

>>727593796
I'm no pick up autist but I agree. I lose interest even faster if she's boring to talk to.

>>727601563
Would probably get this checked by shrink. Would want to do some tests...may need some meds to back this down.

>>727596051
You'll never know if the real thing is better or not unless you actually fucking let someone in

>>727594614
I don't respond to shitposts, but how? Maybe she just didn't like you that way? Love doesn't die, just fades away until you fall again

Had sex with a 5/10 girl, who was 2 kids and a fiancé. No one knows.

>>727594423
I dumped mine and discovered that I'm much happier on my own. That succ though.

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>>727610881
You almost made me cry, thank you for putting my thoughts about / frustrations with women into words.

I feel like I'm worth nothing, and that I have no reason to be desired. The only thing I can take any solace in is knowing that my dick is decently large, but I'm quickly beginning to feel inadequate in that area as well.

Well, I'm a black guy who still likes goth girls.

>>727614359
I'm not black but also think goth girls are hot

I'm in love with a woman who is genderfluid, but i have a fiance and a kid.

>>727614484
When you say genderfluid do you mean tranny or

>>727614337
you're worth something.
You just gotta take what you're into and turn it into something valuable.

>>727594347
same man

>>727614526
No, just a woman who says she feels masucline some days.

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>>727593367
I'm so fucking lonely and overwhelmed by college work and my untreated anxiety. Death would be a sweet release, but I obviously can't kill myself because it would break my mother's heart. She has sacrificed so much for me that throwing my life away would be beyond disrespectful. I'm just hoping a plague takes me or something at this point.

Im an OK looking girl who has a fetish for fat, smelly loser guys.

>>727614592
>>727594347
Fbi???

>>727614694
Well then, how do you do muhlady

>>727614638
So like, one day she's feminine and cleaning/doing whatever and the next day she wants to bench, watch the game, grab a beer? I'm genuienly unaware of what genderfluid means.

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>>727594347
I can see if she was 15 or 16 but damn nigga

>>727593367
I always sniff and use my aunt's panties to wank every time she visits or when we go. She actually slept next to my room on some big party night and I sneaked into the room she was in and jacked off to her silently watching her sleep.
God I should've fucked her or something, she was drunk too. But I decided to just cum on her back.

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>>727614947
Bruh

>>727614848
That's pretty much how she explained it. Not much too it.

>>727604241
Same here. Win all the time.

I make up things about me to make me seem more interesting, it's like having two identities.

>>727614579
One thing I pride myself in being good at is video games, but in ones that are competitive, I can't even. I can't get better at CS because I'm stuck in Silver hell, and I'm afraid to go back into programming because it's why I got expelled. I recently had a girlfriend and she basically fucked me off for no reason, doesn't help for sure. At least she let me fuck her the second time we met, so I'm not a virgin anymore. That's good I guess.

I thought that would make me feel good, but it doesn't. My family situation is awful and I feel like I'll never amount to anything. I'm afraid to tell anyone and I feel like I have a mental illness because of the way I think. I think I'm growing away from my only friends and suicide is just sounding more and more appealing.

>>727595808
not bad

>>727615049
That's pretty normal

>>727615002
th-thanks

Oh gods, where do i begin

>be me
>be 11 at the time
>be reaaaaally comfy dressing up in girl clothes
>but only at my friend's house
>let's call him johnny, he's 13
>go over to johnny's a lot because my parents would never approve
>at 11 i kinda looked like a girl anyway, long hair and all
>one night, be watching movies with johnny in his room
>me laying on my tummy on the floor
>johnny on his bed
>hear heavy breathing coming from behind me
>turn around to see what johnny's doing
>holyshitheisfapping.png
>ask "dude, wtf?"
>he says my ass looked really good in the yoga pants i was wearing
>get a little creeped out, but turn back to watching the movie.
>suddenly feel hands on my hips
>wtf.webm
>johnny pulls down my yoga pants and undies
>feel he dick enter my ass
>fuckingowgetitouttathere.psd
>it stops hurting
>feelsgoodman.xml
>after a bit, johnny cums in my ass
>moanlikeaslutasicumtoo.ogg activates
>we end up lowkey dating for like a year.
>no one knows but us
>end up starting hrt a week ago

>mfw i lost my vcard to my best friend by being a trap before i knew for sure what a trap was.

>>727597572
Same

>>727594609
underage detected

>>727600176
Tell her, Move on. You can't stay in that situation of torturing yourself

I accidentally raped a girl about 2 years ago

>>727615355
How do you accidentally rape pls give story

>>727615355
wut

>>727615049
I do that alot

I'm "straight" and I have a friend who is really straight and all I want to do is suck him entirely, his ass, feet, legs, belly, everything

>>727615131
It gets to the point where I lie about where I was born to my allergies.

>>727615427
I think you might be "gay"

I tell people I don't visit this site anymore, oh well.

>>727615384
Same way you purposely rape someone, except that its by accident.

I listen to Justin Bieber unironically

>>727600716
> She would be crushed if i broke it off
then she shouldn't have cheated on you, seriously anon how can you trust her ever again when she has cheated on you?

>>727615453
Sometimes I'd rather keep my information private to people, so if they ask stuff like that, il name a close large city. Sometimes I also lie about little things like that, but who cares. Just as long as you're not lying about every single detail of your life to the ones that are close, I don't think it matters. Hell, one time my hands got super itchy after touching dust and everytime allergies comes up i say im allergic to dust. I've touched dust after that incident and no reaction, but hey it's unique and it makes me more interesting so why not

>>727615529
... explain

>inb4 underage b8
>im 18

After high school I'm just going to kill myself, my grades are shit and I'm pretty much a useless piece of shit that has no future.

>>727605526
ur gay

>>727615749
I had shit grades in highschool. I fucking hated everything about it, the people, the teachers, etc... i graduated highschool with a 63 average. I'm on my 2nd year of college doing something I love and passed with the presidents honor the passed 3 semesters (4.0 or above 80%) in all classes. Don't give up mate. Just find what you love in college or uni, shit will be better. People are better. Everythings better in post secondary.

>>727593367
I have been maintaining a working friendship with a girl for 3 years in hpes of laying her. I think at this point I could do it, but I'd just feel bad, because she depends on me for moral support.

>>727615683
The main things I lie about is where I was born, my allergies, how much money I have, my 'job', and my grades, which are shit.

>>727601563
This happened to me a while ago I felt like something bad was going to happen I could feel it and like I was being watched from somewhere I called any told my gf I couldn't sleep couldn't concentrate turns out I had too much caffeine I had drank the equivalent of 4 liters of coke maybe you should lay off caffeine or something related maybe it will make you feel better it did to me just try to chill man

I genuinely think my parents fucking hate me.

>>727594347
>in love
>with a 12 year old
>love

it's not love you're feeling anon

>>727613427 introduce a exercise hobby to her?

I'm afraid of drinking more than 1 Monster drink a year, I don't trust myself with that stuff and I feel absolute shitfaced after I drink it.

>>727615945
All those things are private/embarassing. No one needs to know your income, grades, job. Well, granted your close inner circle should. But people judge and people suck. I wouldn't worry about it to much. If you're just telling these lies to peers & randoms no worries, id only worry about it if you're doing it to your family and close friends. Minus the whole grade part lol

>>727614677
I know the feel. It might not help you, but it helps me knowing that I'm not the only one in that situation.

>>727615505
I kinda lost interest in woman recently. He's my best friend, we're really close and I wanna tell him that I am bi, but idk if is the right call. Maybe will push him away

>>727615749
Bullshit. You just came here because /b/ is full of fucking normies that are going to tell you not to do it. Stop bitching

>>727615069
you got expelled for programming? how the shit son. here's what you do:

google online for a 2 year college that does programming get yourself a cheap associates degree and spend all your time on /g/ in the /gpt/ forum. this will give you a shit ton of programming skill and experience with a degree to back it up. then you intern and apply your way into a decent job.

You are doing this anon. right now. start googling the nearest 2 year college, and If I hear a single excuse from you so help me, I will find you and shove my foot up your ass.

>but im poor
financial aid.
>they're so far away
Uber
Ride from friend
City bus

>I don't think its for me.
shut the hell up and do it.

>what if i'm not good/smart enough?
You are, now stop making excuses and get it done.

Did I cover roughly every excuse you can think of?

>>727616155
My family knows everything about me, so it's only close peers.

Godspeed anon

>>727616169
Holy fuck I really wish, I thought that when posting it, people can give me their soppy "dont do it desu" shit, I'm doing it regardless.

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>>727593367
When I was growing up I manipulated a ton of kids my age to have sex with me.

I fucked 5 guys and 3 girls by the time I was 15 years old.

I had a way of detecting which people would be easiest and my detection was never off.

At least 3 of the guys I fucked are now gay, and all of the girls I've fucked are sluts now.

This one girl, Samantha Strine I think her name was. She's a fucking emo always talks about wanting to kill herself. Last time I saw her she was way chubbier than she use to be, and I heard she's got a lot of STDs from all the guys she's sucked off. She's a complete and total cumslut now. Before we met she was incredibly sweet, even use to go to church. Then I pressured her into sex, pressured her into nudes, etc. I said "if you really loved me, you wouldn't mind" or "it doesn't matter if it's before marriage. If we really love each other, it doesn't matter."

I didn't really love her of course. I don't even feel bad. I did the exact same thing to my last girlfriend. I started our relationship well. I was the best boyfriend she could want, but what I wanted was sex. She was so innocent at the time, she wouldn't even touch herself, didn't like to look at her body, and got embarrassed the first time we were naked together. After about a year it was me slowly but surely getting her use to my laziness before she'd come over, fuck me, then we'd argue about me sleeping all day, then she'd go home.

4 years later the arguments got so bad that we had to break up. Now she's dating some new guy and, of course, she's a complete slut. He's the same as me though, I can tell. He could sniff out how easy she'd be and that's why he jumped on the opportunity. He was all sweet at first, even told her stories of how "a tree almost fell on me, but at the last moment I saw your face and jumped out of the way", now he yells at her for the slightest thing, and he's paranoid that she's cheating on him with every guy she hangs out with.

>>727616267
I mean if you ever get caught in a lie for stuff like money, job, grades you can just flat out say "I was embarassed" or "I was humiliated" and you'll be forgiven ezpz

>>727595209
Point missed on purpose .. kek

>>727595808
Go see a doctor. You might be missing some chromosomes

>>727616438
>a tree almost fell on me, but at the last moment I saw your face and jumped out of the way
What the fuck does this mean?

>>727595174
Not the guy but its not hard.
Tell them you love them. Bitches go fucking apenover that ewey gooey shit. Especially when theyre horny hormonal teenager.

>>727595829
Same here bud

>>727616766
He makes a living clear cutting after forest fires in California. He was always making up stories like that.

Her dad said it best. "A man can't just pull his cock out and shake around in front of his mate like in the caveman days. That's his way of spreading his peacock feathers"

>>727614694
*breathes heavy* I haven't showered for 3 days babe *gasps for air*

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>>727617172

>>727615219
A/S/L Kappa

Im a dog

>>727617015
Ohhhhh, okay. that makes sense now, haha.

>>727595808
I used to do the same thing when I was little to my pets until my last dog... no matter how much I was mean to my dog she still loved me and never feared me as much as I wanted her to... afterwards I realized I loved my dog and didn't want to lose her that I stopped and instead treated her like my best friend. As an adult I to came to the reality that I was the one who was weaker for needing to feel like doing that to my pets and by bullying others didn't really give me the kind of control I wanted but instead made others hate me in order to push them away.

>>727613690
that's a lie made up by the Trump administration

illegal border crossings have been declining steadily for the last decade.

>>727617172
Male or female, bruh?

I still love my ex girlfriend. I know pretty lame and typical

>>727604241
You're a werido

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i dont recycle my trash

I have a huge asian fetish. I want to date, fuck, rape (consent cause real rape is for fagz) an asian woman.
Also I kind of want to become drug dealer, even though I've never done drugs, and have no clue about dealing, lel.

>>727602512
Youll never admit it to yourself until its to late but youre falling into depression. Probably long term. Jog. See how far you can get per day. Shoot for 30 seconds to a minute longer than the day before. Itll give you something to look forward to and your body works a thousand times better then you push yourself to go hard.

>>727595808
you are worse than a rapist or murderer, please off yourself

>>727617651
You fucking monster!!

i haven't had sex in 7 years and i don't care about myself or my future. i am going to kill myself soon

>>727617638
same here
talk about her

I'm a 23yo guy and I've been gangbanged more than 5 times.

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People are trying to kill me

>>727617936
Same here. 7 years for me too.
>>727617990
Show off.

>>727617638
Same, but she's still hurt and obviously not ready to move on from the past. I think she hates me too, but I don't care, we bave no future anyways.

>>727595025
I am in the boat with you

>>727617938
She was my best friend for years before we dated. Ya know we had tons of shit in common liked the same games,anime,comics that kind of shit. I finally had the courage to ask her our after highschool and we dated for 6 months. We would always try and do fun things or go on adventures together. But as it goes all good things come to an end.

I love masturbating to really fucked stuff like guro. Not bc of the gore but because of the pained and horrified expressions of the girls being tortured. Also I'm really into rape stuff. I don't think it's good that I am but it's hot nonetheless.

I also sometimes feel like people can hear my thoughts, so I censor what I think bc I don't want them to hear. I know nobody is actually listening but it still feels like it. I also have to tap things multiple times if I've tapped it once, like OCD. And I don't think consensual informed child sex is bad. That's about as deep as it goes.

>>727618051
Of course, it has been a blast

>>727618265
Assuming you're the gangbang guy here.
How'd it start? Details and such.

>>727618085
We chose completely different life paths. She's got a 99% chance at becoming the best version of whatever she wants to be. I don't even plan on living past 30 at most. Love is a fucked up game, at least with this girl.

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>>727618051
you considering fucking a hooker?

i don't think it'll make me feel any better even tho sex is nice

>>727618139
Not sure if you mean between you and a child, or two children together..
And let's be honest here. The 'rape/tortured' face is fucking hot, lol. It sucks about your OCD, though.

>>727618372
I feel that

>>727593796
i do something similar where i'll talk to a girl for a week take her out some where and just completly ignore her afterwards

I'm bi curious

>>727618462
Not really. I only had sex a few times (with the same person) but I could never get into it and she never made me cum, lol.
I wasn't really 'aware' of sexual stuff back then so I dunno if that was it or what, but sex.. I enjoy the idea more than the act? It's weird.

>>727612630
Have you ever seen the pornos where a bunch of Japanese dudes grope and rape white American women on the subway? You'd love them

I'm already on more than enough 'drugs" right now to help me sleep, but here I am on /b/, at 4am. I'm gonna try and eyeball out 5-10mgs then go to bed. This stuff is dank as fuck, I love it.

>>727599359
lol
that not love, buddy
thats just you being young

>>727609213

They might do, they might not. There's always going to be at least one woman who is interested back, just give it a shot anon.

>>727618501
Same. Not for long. Peace b/ro

>>727614848
Literally just a made up word with no meaning - every woman and man go through feelings of masculinity / femininity sometimes.

>>727618466
Thanks. Yes, the torture face is hot. What
I meant was children having sex with children
and children having sex with adults, so long as it's
informed and consensual.

My biggest fantasy is dressing a guy up as a chick and domming the fuck out of him, sitting on his face, making him beg to cum etc.
Feel like a bit of a freak to be honest.

I'm in love with a girl named Mari, but she lives halfway across the country. At this point I'm convinced she's the only girl I'll ever have real emotions for.

>>727618524
Same, especially if all she ever does is talk about herself. It gets annoying.

Worked at WARrbucks. Whites mainly. Chickss love whioe cream and fraps... i fap on lid of frap. Hold lid in appron. Put on drink of dumb bitch.. look at her lick lid. Get hard..

I wanna go to Thailand just to suck and fuck some hung ladyboys

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>>727600716
look! i found a photo of you!

>>727618708
There are a ton of other reasons why that's nt real love but im too tired to respond to this b8. Young love is true, experienced it and it contributed to where I am today.

>>727618607
you realize those are all fake, right?

>>727619007
lul this

>>727618872
Get over her buddy, there is no "one and only" girl. Those feelings are just evolution getting you attached bc having children is expensive and abandoning them would kill your reproduction fitness in the ancestral environment

I molested my neighbor when I was younger and he was too young to remember anything.

>>727609422
low risk, low failure, high risk high failure, no risk no failure at all

>>727619007
does it count if the your love was gone anyways, and you only saw her cuz she succ'd the soul out of you? I'm already missing that mouth, fuck the rest of that bitch though.

tried to get with my sister when we were both drunk, didnt work and things have been akward between us ever since, even years later.

don't do it nigga

Post my wife's nudes all over b and the Internet.

>>727619446
she had a nice pair of tiddies thoufh. think it was DD or some shit

>>727604865
Tell us more about your current breasts and where you think you got this kink from

>>727619200
Not even that mate. We dated a few years ago, and I've been with other girls since then, but we always end up talking again after our relationships fail, and I'm convinced the only thing keeping us apart is distance. But what the fuck do I know, I'm drunk off my ass.

>>727619200
I agree. There's always that one or two girls that'll completely try to fuck your life up and make it their mission to ruin your, and then there's the type where you geniuinely miss and won't see again. That night we had by the lake, just chilling and having a bonfire was one of the coolest things I've done in a while. But it's all history.9

>>727619672
The fact that she only talks to you when she's on the verge of break in up with someone just shows that she wants validation. Fuck her, my 2nd last ex who I also was in "love with" did the exact same thing to her boyfriend when we started hanging out. We fucked at her house, I left cigarette butts on the ground cause I knew she was trash and she texted me the next day saying she broke up with him. I'd rather fuck a girl who isn't a manipulative piece of shit

All this bullshits pissed me off, felt good to vent but now it's time to get LIT

>>727593367
T. Nsa FBI Cia faggot

>>727607116
Same

I'm still in love with my ex. Have been sure she's the one since I was 19. Every time I start getting serious with someone she shows back up and I can't help but chase her. I'm about to get married, already have a kid with fiance, and I can't stop missing her. She's let her life go down hill with partying and drugs wouldn't be a good mother figure since she doesn't want to give that life up. I've cleaned my life up, am a professional care giver while getting my nursing degree, and don't miss the shit we'd get into. I just miss her. Never had someone just click like her. I feel guilty, but I've got to do what's best for my family.

i beat the shit out of my mentally ill mom whenever she goes berserk. it feels great whenever i do, but once that has subsided, i feel like shit and i'd hate myself for it

getting her admitted in an asylum is expensive so i just keep her home. her family doesnt want to take care of her

>>727598987
Ya mad my dude?

Be forewarned I am on some substances. That being said I am having interesting encounters with certain beings. But I cannot tell anything about them. I don't really care but they are all around and I'm just wonder why?

some people enjoy other people's suffering for whatever fucked up reason that is. i probably spent about 15 minutes typing 2 genuine posts and neither of them went through. and then there's this asshole. fuck you
>>727622474

I have a crippling fear of attachment that has broke/breaking every relationship ive ever been in regardless of it being romantic or not, so i alternate between putting up a smile for my friends and putting up a smile for strangers, but oddly enough when i tell people im depressed (usually in joking situations because thats the only time im comfortable enough to slightly open up) they laugh it off, and that makes me die a little on the inside each time it happens.

>>727622702
Fuck me? But that is so mean. I just was trying to talk about a secret I had. But I guess it was bad compared to other posts here

>>727623122
I ignore the disgusting shit on here. Your post just pissed me off

>>727623122
Just goes to show how much of a manipulative piece of shit you really are. Social media and /b/, out of all places and it's still impossible to escape the constant mocking, lies, rumors and hate. Not to mention I have other serious problems that are taking the toll on me and I'm about ready to an hero. Yeah I'm triggered LOL. I'll never see you again, and that makes me happy.

>>727623289
Well I am very sorry I did not mean to offend you or piss you off.

>>727623499
If I could take back what I put I would do it in a heart beat. I'm sorry don't anhero

>>727623499
This isn't a vent thread but it's still a shitty daily repost thread so I'll vent if I want
>>727623528
If you weren't who I thought you were I wouldn't have been mad in the first place. But I know your true colours, heard about the things you've said and seen the things you posted. I hope one day you experience the amount of shit I had to deal with only to have someone mock you relentlessly. The funny thing is you probably just do it for validation because you're so boring the only way you can make friends is to gossip about things have happened almost 4 years ago.

>>727623833
I'm confused? What things have I posted and said beyond my original comment?