b naic
>>727568101
fucking ringed knight paired greatswords
>>727568093
I just wanna be your dog
t. whatever band that is
>>727567929
I guess I could just as squash to confirm
>>727568095
top 3 cocksluts
you'll never guess who's #1!
get cucked martin
ouch, R, that must sting
>>727568210
I love you.
Wow Cait this is so sudden.
>I was into that shit well before I started posting here
>well before
You started posting here when you were like 14.
naic llamas
What are some good ways to punish a long distance puppy?
>>727568299
buzzfeed pls go
>>727568302
u love me
we're a happy family
>>727568329
I was 16, and the first time I ever jerked it I imagined myself as the woman.
>>727568303
postem
>>727568417
refuse to buy him the collar he wants
>Finger my ass frequently
>Still can't cum
kill me
>>727568210
Being a dog might be a good life.
i am now baked
>>727568378
hi
>>727568417
Tactical nukes.
>>727568378
Oh heya.
>>727568431
Wanna start the 4th Reich?
>>727568452
Post what.
>>727567840
Good times.
>>727568222
That's low, even for you.
>>727568487
woof
>>727568539
all four of your balls
>>727568531
I'd rather retake jerusalem but we can call it whatever the fuck
>>727568469
It was going to be a while before I would get him a collar anyway.
smoking makes me feel cool
You should suddenly start working out.
>>727568590
You're not a dog.
>>727568375
In this world it's KILL OR BE KILLED.
>>727568584
Sup?
>>727568590
Incidentally, I've been planning the 8th crusade for some time now.
>>727568431
pls run your tongue around my gaping butthole
>>727568482
holy shit what do you expect go get a dildo you useless faggot
>>727568539
colla->>727568590
oh.
>>727568496
No.
>>727568584
I am filled with a longing.
>>727568713
Ahhhh. Refer to the OP!
>>727568574
why would it be?
>>727568699
woof
>>727568713
dope
I'm out here browsing kultofathena while I wait for temple to FUCKING PAY ME SO I CAN BECOME THE CRUSADER I THINK IA M
>>727568752
try tongue, but hole
man I love gaping assholes so fucking much
be back in a while, building a server
>>727568680
Smoking cigarettes is cool, smoking the devil's lettuce is probably the least cool thing you can do.
>>727568482
Get yourself some toys and use your hands to rub your nipples.
>>727568713
Boring life shit. You?
>>727568775
For what?
>>727568867
i lknow
it makes me FEEL cool though
that's what counts
>>727568855
I am not actually into dogs or bestiality in general, to finally clarify.
I can provide some additional information on Steam if desired.
>man I love gaping assholes so fucking much
Time to vomit.
>>727568824
Because there's things that are 100% not true that he would likely tell you that would lend credence to these crackpot ideas you have about me.
>>727568804
Oh sorry... uhm...
>pet.exe
>>727568855
You don't need a cult to tell you what to do when you're a god you know.
>>727568953
Pretty much the same, nothing new or interesting really.
>>727569048
he owes me quite a bit I could just ask him to be honest.
>>727569036
opening steam is hard can't you just discord
>>727569071
it's a website that sells swords homie
>>727568953
I don't know, something.
How're you?
>>727569121
It's a more private clarification, so I wouldn't post it in general, and you're not my friend.
>>727569107
Please no.
>>727569284
It's alright, this conversation is entertainment enough qt.
>>727569237
Tired. It's been a rough week.
How about you?
>>727569121
I'll make you a sapphire-studded, silver-plated greatsword with a golden handle for purging the heretics, I'll even get the pope to bless it.
>>727569346
God, katia, don't make it gay.
Off to take a shower now.
>>727569356
Not looking forward to work. I need a new job.
>>727569440
No greatsword for me, I'm a scrawny queer, a longsword is fine
wus boppin beter
>>727569440
this sentence triggers me
a lot
>>727569519
I am here, it makes it gay regardless.
>>727569574
How about a rapier? A gentleman's weapon.
Did i hear g/fur?
>>727569689
l
o
l
>>727569739
not really period accurate
give him a scimitar
>>727569689
y tho
>>727569742
You already asked that.
>>727569775
Times they are a changin'~
>>727569722
So am I gay now, then?
>>727569885
>arab sword
triggered
>>727569889
I do that in all threads :) even s/fur sometimes
>>727569889
a lot of reasons
wherefore doth thine canid hath feower testiculis
>>727568574
yeah until you removed me
>>727570174
chaucer frig off
I don't listen to hip hop.
>>727570251
it took me far too long to make it correct.
>>727570318
honestly I kinda admire the effort
>>727570307
god I love niggerpoetry
>>727570233
Add me back then.
>>727570413
our beautiful bastard language, protogermanic, some french and latin.
>>727570495
old english is a fucking riot
>>727570015
well you are taking an Arabic class so it would fit out alright i think
>>727570542
I don't want to BE arab though, I hate that entire culture. Know thy enemy.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
baaaaaaked
>>727570466
i tried to
and you didnt answer it
>>727570581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-v1TTUyhM
>>727570540
Diversity is our strength.
>>727570649
I mean now.
>>727570642
baked baka
>>727570581
take them down from the inside
>>727570233
Is the Switch really that popular in the states? Nintendo never had a huge presence in the europe, therefore finding them on the shelves wasn't really that much of an issue even at launch as no retailer sold out their stock.
>>727570724
how is that idiotic? can you seriously not think of pragmatic reasons to know the langauge of an enemy nation?
Where are we adding ppl? Pornhub?
>>727570769
>>727570769
yes this
>>727570769
>>727570769
>>727570769
>>727570819
xtube, duh.
>>727569555
Yeah, me too.
I'm working the equivalent of 12hr days including the commute.
I'm looking for a new job locally now.
>>727570811
you're a small latin american girlyboy from phily, at no point in any of your possible existences will you ever need to "know thy enemy" when it comes to muslim people.
>>727569981
>now
ive seen those ice logs.
>>727571037
What is "working for the state department for 200", alex?
ok I fucked up the jeopardy line a little also
>>727571138
clerical employees=/=covert operations and intelligence
>>727571062
Yeah I'm pretty gay big whoop want to fight about it?
>>727571285
you don't need to be james fucking bond to translate a document
>>727571353
this pic
>>727571419
What about it?
>>727571508
I like it
>>727571626
I like you.
I was about to say now kiss and tghen you kissed so you bwat me to it fuck
holy shit subs how wasted are you pfffthahah
>>727572090
Proof read, m8.
>>727572305
it's not good ok
>>727572344
I'm just typing and hittinge nter
>>727570802
Artificial scarcity. They put a limit on how many units stores were getting. I think one of my local stores was only getting something stupid like 11 units.
>>727572305
I bet he can't even argue about how fun things aren't fun now.
>>727572392
I can see that.
I'd be almost as bad if I didn't obsessively proofread everything I write.
>>727572392
julie baby are you okay? Do you need anything?
>>727572432
he's like an angry little puppy
of course he's going to try
>>727572490
nobody asked
I can't pretendf to care about typos under the current circumstsnces
>>727572511
I need cuddles and a bowl of chickne noodles opu
>>727572511
Good, I could use a sleep aid.
>>727572584
Ask Avery to bring them to you.
>>727572511
He needs a scotch and water, hold the water.
>>727572889
he's not online
Where's Clint
>>727572942
Phone him until it wakes him up. You have his number, right?
>>727573051
I don't but if I did I wouldn't do that since I'm not insane
Lurking.
>>727573106
are you calling me insane
>>727573118
add me back
>>727570649
>>727570763
My kind of memes
Sup?
>>727573180
have you done that?
>>727571353
I mean I would hit you a few times yeah.
>>727572421
I think the restriction was put in place all around the globe. Could also be because of scalpers.
>>727573205
About time you arrived
My dick was rock hard so i went to make food.
Now i have food :)
>>727573246
Kinky.
>>727573352
Sippin' chamomile tea and chillin'. Is there anything that needs to be done?
i have to go to the bank totally stoned
help
>>727573668
they've seen stranger shit.
>>727573769
I'm more worried about me making it all the way there and managing to operate the machine
>>727573668
DON'T FUCK IT UP!
Remember, no witnesses.
>>727573556
who, me?
>>727573902
Yes, you.
>>727573600
You've already improved the thread.
>>727574040
never
only consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8K6iuenCdA
>>727574161
Lame.
>>727574320
why, prefer something else?
snarf is mean, he told me dreams dont exist
>>727574366
Gay buttsex or pic related.
kind of glad butterfly doesn't have my mobile number.
>>727574574
that's right. let it all out.
The booty boys are all here I see.
What kind of boy am I?
>>727574698
Sometimes when I'm laying in bed at night in between being asleep and awake sometimes all I think about are engines.
>>727574892
Icky, probably.
OH PLEASE don't you already know mine anyway?
>>727574918
I don't know nothing about cars but I have been right about whats broken on many occasions.
actually, I dont ever recall being wrong.
>>727575354
Teach me your ways, wise sensei.
Don't think I do, no.
>>727575492
guess correctly.
I will learn more about it once I actually have a vehicle, though it looks like I'm going to have a motorcycle first.
point a to point b, I aint grabbin none of them shitty 2 wheeled scooters
>>727575492
hey I have one of those
>>727575499
do you want it?
>>727575804
nah, international calls are too expensive and you'll only wake me up when I'm trying to sleep and you're baked.
>>727575982
dman it
>>727575804
tattoos, show us your tattoos
>>727576083
*butthole
>>727575689
Indian or bust.
>>727576083
don't have any yet poor af
I'm getting a few once I'm in a good health and money situation probs like next year
>>727576153
mugen has seen my butthole.
>>727575804
Where is your chin?
>>727576268
mugs also has a nice butt.
>>727574444
They don't. Only puppies exist. You live in a world made out of puppies.
you spergs need to make these threads easier to find
>>727576268
how about piercings? any special piercings?
>>727576204
why, better quality?
>>727574444
Dreams don't exist. They are an alternately reality you enter as a ghost when you sleep. Also, nice quads.
>>727576394
Use the finder
>>727576438
Old brand with a big racing background. Also I watched World's Fastest Indian when I was like 10 and that permanently colored my opinions on bikes.
>>727576287
I had it surgically removed
nah I'm just leaning back at a weird angle and the light is hitting it at the bottom
>>727576316
can confirm
>>727576406
no and don't plan to get any
used to have a lip piercing. Might get it redone. I was pretty wannabe emo scene.
>>727576540
I used catalog but I guess I overlooked it because of op
>>727576724
Half the time people here dont use a porn OP. So goodluck.
>>727576660
:-/
tits or gtfo dammit
>>727576954
why? I never even claimed to be female.
>>727576724
https://github.com/bstats/Tripfag-Finder
People are literally having a gay convo here instead of on discord.
Post gay pics or suck off eachother IRL
>>727577035
>>727576932
Yeah, I usually expect a random string of letters or something else completely irrelevant.
>>727577144
Wasn't aware of that.
>>727577180
They do that on purpose.
>>727576350
>>727576513
let me dream, its all i have left
>>727577229
I am following the rules omg
>>727577180
Some of them actually do.
>>727577301
I know and thats what makes them autistic
>>727576660
he gave it to me first
>>727577314
omg now break some rules and show us a little cookie cookie. that little bit of skin is bothering me... pls moar
>>727577525
An avatarfag made this thread, whiner.
>>727577494
Yeah like 1 in every 20 reply
>>727577598
why
don't you hvae a girlfriend, cool poster?
>>727577525
they just like to be edgy contrarian faggots to spite people
>>727577672
don't psycho analyze my precious little gumdrop. just share whatever parts you're packing. please.
Gentlemen, please, follow the OP.
>>727577955
or I could not
let's just all calm down and eat some ass
>>727577302
No, only puppies.
>>727578052
Well, I'm disappointed. I respect you enough not to ask again, but just know that you've made me sad... I'll go now
>>727579099
I don't play nice in public places
hit me up in private if I like you I might e fuck you
>>727578553
:'(
i just ordered a dildo.
>>727579247
hey me too!
what did you get?
>>727579516
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DNVGYZ2 that.
i also ordered lube, but that might take an extra day or two to ship. and a collar, too, need a collar.
>>727579754
can't have a collar without a proper owner though, is there someone?
>>727579875
of course not.
>>727579918
Why of course?
>>727579247
You're too young for a dildo.
Also, I think Lily is filtering me, which is weird, since not even Nibi and Katia do that, and they have a hateboner for Snarf.
i'm not
i'm just ignoring you
i do that
>>727580026
if i had an "owner" i'd be off 4chan and doing something else with my time
>>727580120
i'm not 17
probably is. tell lily to post butt and add to your collection
>>727580206
that's not nice
>>727580323
oh
i didnt realize
Yes you are, because you hate Snarf.
>>727580311
Yes you are.
And already have it.
>>727580323
Its because she's a horrible person, who also hates puppies and kittens in socks.
>>727580311
Well I thought you might have found one among the avatarfags. Are you into that anyway?
>>727580422
passive agressive people are literally human garbage
>>727580642
ik
i'm piss grade trash believe me
>>727580545
are you talking to me?
snarf is p ok
how is hunbuns doing sweetie? I was thinking about him last night
tell him he's wonderful and pat his head for me please
>>727580545
no im not
ask for more
>>727580614
i might've... i hope i will.
i've enjoyed collars and leashes in porn, so, i might like it. gotta try it first. idk about the calling me a pet part though.
>>727579754
It's not really recommended to buy dildos off Amazon, especially if they don't state the material it's made of.
Congrats for the collar. Was thinking about one for myself, however it would go mostly unused.
wew this thread is shit
>>727580861
Give names, now.
>>727580870
i based it off reviews, i'm sure as hell not walking into spencers or some sex shop for it.
>>727580953
h*ck no
>>727581078
Look, are you available or not? Answer that at least.
>>727581170
yeah.
>>727580749
He's doing ok. Still depressed as shit. He's at home right now.
>>727580861
Eveeyone knows Matty is an adorable underage with a bubblebutt.
There's really nothing worse than flat ass
>>727581170
Don't be creepy, yo
>>727581170
No.
>>727581456
How is that creepy?
>>727581401
are you taking good care of him? Make sure you tell him you love him very much.
>>727581401
prolapsed ass
>>727581544
I fondle his butt nightly.
discord?
>>727581620
It takesmore than that to nurse a sweet innocent darling back to health. Be gentle with that booty, the body attached is important too.
>>727581470
(you)
>>727581619
okay you got me there
>>727581685
"no"
>>727581078
You don't have to, however when it comes to stuff that goes inside your body it's worth doing some research beforehand. You're most likely safe but as soon as it starts getting oily it's time for a new one.
>>727581707
death cures all
>>727581740
With a flat ass all you need is oatz'n squatz.
>>727581783
i ordered some condoms to wrap around to delay the need to use cleaner for a bit. im not an expert on dildos but i'd imagine it might help.
>>727581707
He likes it a little rough.
>>727582018
tfw you'll never have the perfect bubblebutt just by genetics.
>>727582786
Most ass is indistinguishable if the person exercises regularly.
>>727582077
Depends on the condoms. Lubricated ones are bad from the get-go. Latex and polyisoprene ones also aren't up for the job at all. Polyurethane and nitrile ones are quite good.
>>727582077
Its going to turn out your dildo is made from broken razorblades and solidified lemon juice and salt.