How about a slightly discomforting image thread?
It's only uncomforting because its a reminder that there is a still large demographic who drinks cows milk.....and uses ketchup that is heavily loaded with salt and sugar. NO ONE should be using cows milk (there's a reason the majority of the population of earth becomes lactose intolerant at the age of weaning). It is a hormone dependent tumor growth fuel. Which is, one of our highest killers.
And I'm sure you all know the problems with too much salt and sugar....
What's wrong with milk, especially if you're Scandinavian master race and can process it just fine? Shit's loaded with protein, some fat, some sugars. It's basically a meal in a drink.
>>727567730
so hes making strawberry milk?
>>727569137
Then what's this?
>>727569494
pizza in icing dip, duh
Bump this for the love of god. Bump.
>>727568481
lol @ you you dumbass lemming. Especially laugh at "oh oh oh! Theres protein in that there milk!" ....yeah, the protein that promotes cancer cell growth. Also lol at SOME fat....are you fucking kidding me you ignorant shit? It's saturated fat and I bet you have WAY MORE then the allowed 10% of saturated fat each day. It's fools like you that feed the billionaires who profit from your willingness to accept whatever you are told. Read up...research...it's all available knowledge. I truly hope you do so you can open your eyes finally. I'll help if you want. I was once blind to it all too, but I want to help people learn.
Here one for the road!
>>727569494
but i love pizza with milk and some pineapples on pizza too. am i autist pls reply
>>727569879
This guy is fagging
>>727569940
but, this is good...
>>727570084
Lost my shit at this
>>727570164
This one is oc
>>727569879
How are you so emotionally invested in something as trivial as fucking milk that you wrote up a paragraph of butthurt in response? Fucking hell.
these are scary
>>727570272
>northern european countries diet.jpg
>>727571021
This fresh memm
>>727568188
Wrong
>>727570489
Is that motherfucking cat food?
OC
>>727572159
Misleading but a nice try my friend!
>>727572071
You'll never know
>>727569879
>>727567730
>discomforting image thread
I win.
>>727569979
It ceases to be a pizza once pineapple is added.
>>727570896
Butter doesn't come in sticks like that here.
Also that color and consistency indicates america to me.
>>727573173
kys
>>727570489
Eating paté with crisps, what's wrong with that?
>>727573308
Smooches to you too anon.
>>727573001
>commit sudoku
>>727567730
>>727567730
faggot i feel sick
>>727573773
do not want
>putting h&p on anything
>>727567730
>>727569494
>>727569940
>>727570272
This is the future conservatives want
>>727573917
>>727573675
Am I fucked for thinking that this might be interesting to try?
>>727572848
watching vines 2017
>>727570272
I fuckin love me a good butterdog!
>>727570695
What color is the boathouse at Hereford?
>>727574045
this implying that this nigga is drinking water with ice using a sppon.
I go on /b/ once and I already wanna go back
>>727572696
Delet this!
>>727567730
those are delicious. their called Mississippi Mensuration.
>>727569879
Cows milk is made for a fucking calf to drunk. And only for a short time at that. You dont see adult cows drinking fucking milk. It isnt made for human consumption... Humans cannot process it correctly because its not made for us to consume. And believe it or not... (idgaf) Its actually making your bones weaker.
>>727574603
That's ice soup man, you gotta use a spoon for soup.
>>727571021
that looks kinda good
>>727569879
teach me sensei
>>727573173
whatever you call it it sure is good pizza
>>727574603
faggot you never had ice soup? what do you eat in the summer when its 100 degrees out? Cambells fucking mushroom soup ?
HARD MODE: NOTHING WITH FOOD. IMPRESS ME /b/!!!!
>>727574776
what am I supposed to eat my oreos with then faggot - water?
>>727573917
>>727574949
>>727574045
are you North Korean?
>>727574869
Ugh I can't stand the taste of warm pineapple, let's never share a pizza anon.
>>727574776
Excellent addition. I appreciate the backup. I have no interest in pontificating. All I know is that there is a massive wrong belief built into our society for devious reasons (greed, wealth, avarice etc) and once you see it, you can't turn back. I truly want to help anyone who wants to live healthier and longer. It's not "butthurt"...it's disappointment in seeing how deep this lie went in convincing people.
>>727575003
>what am I supposed to eat my oreos with then faggot - water?
Sour Cream, duh
>>727575033
>>727575114
or tomato fruit soup is ok
>>727571674
you forgot the image
>>727575175
naw dog
>>727574797
>>727574912
>ice soup
no thanks
>>727575269
its got 2 states of matter! 3 if you heat it.
>>727571021
I'd eat that I'd say it's tasty as fuck
im going with mildly disurbing
>>727575070
it squirts into your mouth and mixes with the ham and jalepenos and then you cum
>>727574826
I know I came off as angry in that originial post. I've had a few drinks tonight and this argument is a frustrating one. If you really are opening to learn then I'd be happy to try to help convince you. One way to start is to ask yourself "who gains from the information I'm given?" ....there is plenty of profit and wealth that goes behind food industry and maintaining the perpetual lie about animal products being healthy is killing the populace at a much earlier age then necessary. It's easy to find this stuff out you just have to be willing. People HATE to think they are doing something wrong or taught their kids to do something that will hurt them....especially if it's a habit they enjoy. It's just taking the first few steps of looking for research a little deeper and paying attention to who is funding it or perpetuating it.
>>727575269
Really though, cold gazpacho is great in the summer.
>>727575344
please stop
>>727575471
this is true, but attacking traditions is really fucking hard.
Daughter (21) texted me pic the other night and the text said it was "come cider". I thought her phone must have spellchecked or something. Then I looked a littler closer and could see a bunch of little sperm swimming around in her "cider". She's dating a big mexican dude and it looks like he pumped a big load in her drink and made her email me the pic of what she was drinking.
>>727575418
Blergh, seriously man, whats wrong with eating it in a fruit salad where it belongs?
>>727570084
Oh shit fuck ycou i have a side cramp now
>>727575592
>>727575592
just wow. tell her to send nudes next time.
>>727575070
Pineapple upside down cake has warm pineapple and its delicious.
>>727575675
Does it look like cum to you too or am I seeing things?? Anyone?
>>727575578
I completely agree and it's unfortunate that it's based on misinformation that causes people to develop chronic diseases. I feel that if people knew they were lied to (i.e. about the safety of eating animal products especially in high amounts) they would be fucking pissed off and know that they needed change. It will happen eventually, I just feel it should happen sooner rather then waiting for the masses to learn this stuff slowly.
>>727573904
Bread pudding, no??
>>727575082
Yeah man its quite depressing. It goes waaaay further than milk.
>>727573904
>>727573737
Jigaboo's in Africa
>>727570084
hillaryous
>>727575767
That cake is supposed to be eaten cold...
>>727572071
Liver pâté
>>727573773
The face of that motherfucking toy hunted me for months
>>727567730
>>727574059
Thought the same thing. Could be one of those weird things that works out.
>>727576311
SHIT WRONG ONE.
>>727576306
You're on the run from a toy!
>>727569979
>>727575009
>>727575592
Ur daughters a whore she meant to send that to one of her whore girlfriends but mistakenly sent it to you.
>>727573306
French and Irish butter come in sticks. Cooking butter. It comes in sticks marked for cutting.
>>727570489
I can see this actually working. Depends on the crisps though, perhaps a pepper-flavoured crisp may prove interesting in this combination.
>>727575082
I haven't drank milk since I was under 10 years old. I put low fat almond milk in my oatmeal sometimes, otherwise just water. It's surprising to me to see so many people who still drink cow milk so blindly. Maybe 20 years ago it wouldn't be as bad as it is today, but there's videos exposing how horribly cows are raised and what they're fed. They are forced to lick deposits of various nutrients/hormones, and that eventually makes its way into their milk. Why would you drink that? It's absolutely correct that the proteins in milk are known for facilitating the growth of cancer causing cells, but I guess it's cool to be stupid nowadays. Just like how cigarettes became disgusting once they were revealed to be so horrible for you, only to be embraced by the third-wave feminist hipster wannabes who try to look cool.
OPEN IT I DARE YOU.
>>727573737
Milk steak
>>727576317
I was thinking the hams savory last would fit the sweet taste of the bananas. Everything gets better with hollandaise.
>>727576939
last? taste*
>>727569879
he fell for the "saturated fat is bad" meme
lies from the sugar industry. whenever you buy some low fat bullshit like a low fat yogurt, notice that to retain flavour they filled it with sugar
>>727575606
>what happens when nobody ever tells you the truth
Somebody somewhere needs to say "hold on guys...that's enough plastic surgery".
>>727573904
Eh hum .... I don't like wet bread
>>727576939
>Everything gets better with hollandaise.
You mean bearnaise
>>727573384
>crisps
>pate
fucking europoors GET OUT
>>727575606
Nigga that's Muhammad Ali on the left
>>727575618
>eating it in a fruit salad where it belongs?
fuckin racist
>>727570738
Ketchup on banana oh no
>>727573917
id rather die than eat this pile of shit. This is something people in alabama would eat
What about this?
>>727577367
You try making eggs benedict with béarnaise, come back to me and let me know how it went.
>>727577374
Kek is used the word crisps to trigger faggots just like you, glad it worked. What do you call paté in murrica?
>>727577542
Fruitist?
>>727570738
STOP IT!!..NO! REEEE!!
>>727570164
thats not a hot dog, it's a cold dog !
>>727577784
Props to anyone who knows who these people are!
>>727571021
I've been this poor before, except I didn't have tomato sauce.
>>727569879
>>727576880
that was funnier than i expected
>>727578181
It's a chili dog
>>727577976
What in the fuck is that
>>727578293
So you ate carbs in a hard shell of carbs?
You poor fucker.
>>727577421
thanks for the new reaction image
>>727578459
Chilly*
>>727578461
Well, it was a soft shell of carbs (bound together by lard).
It was nigh inedible.
>>727578942
I hope you are getting better food now.
>>727578459
get fucked
>>727571021
Spencer Shay/10
>>727578455
>>727575175
it's a woman
cool
>>727575175
if I fuck it does that make me trans-gay?
>>727568188
>NO ONE should be using cows milk (there's a reason the majority of the population of earth becomes lactose intolerant at the age of weaning
. . . how to prove your descent.
If your genes are from Europe and a few selected other areas then thousands of years of your progenitors grew-up on cows-milk - blah-blah, evolution ; those whose genes allowed then to cope-with cows-milk got better nutrition and passed-on their genes.
>>727579663
>how to prove your descent.
is ur wiener the shape of a tree trunk?
>>727577158
Correct.
And reduced-fat Peanut-Butter ; read the label : Sugar.
Reduced-Fat Salad-dressing ; Salt.
They're going to reduce one-thing and not tell you they raised another.
- It's pretty simple really : eat healthy whole foods ; the processed stuff always has a caveat.
>>727579964
>the processed stuff always has a caveat.
pssh I brush twice a day, so i aint worried bout no caveats
>>727573737
Kosher special.
>>727570272
pauladean.jpg
>>727573173
Thank you.
Wht dont you add apples?
Or grapes?
Sweet shit does not belong on a pizza. Just put hot sauce on your snickers bar while you're at it.
And put ice cream in your chilli.
And guacamole on your cherry pie
And syrup on your tacos
And put coffee in your fruit juice
And nachos on your chocolate cake
Kys
>>727581188
Actually chili nacho chips covered in dark chocolate are great.
>>727581433
>Actually chili nacho chips covered in dark chocolate are great.
Actually chili nacho chips covered in dark chocolate IS gay.
>christ anon
>>727581506
I'm not Christ though, also don't knock chocolate chili nachos before you try them.
>>727581188
chocolate with chili peppers is delicious
This whole thing is like debating New York VS Chicago style pizza. There are no right answers, only personal prefernece.
>>727578047
>What do you call paté in murrica?
Paté, dipshit.
>>727573917
>>727577780
Racism isn't cool, guys.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>727578460
I don't remember the country, but some anon a long time ago sauced it as a fairly popular food in some european country, I feel like it was sweden or norway If I hadn't seen the sauce myself I'd have just assumed it was some food from the southern states in the US
>>727581823
>I'm not Christ though
u have to go back Hayseuss
>>727582285
baller
>>727573737
full on rapist?
>>727582458
Go back where?
I'm already in the country I was born in and my ancestors were also born here going back hundreds of years.
>>727573384
*chip
It's chip you faggot.
>>727575606
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
>>727582728
Hah, you're the second guy I got with that.
Where I live we call 'em chips as well, I used crisps to trigger people.
test.
>>727573737
Milk steak, boiled over hard with your finest jelly beans
>>727577976
Fuck that shit. Also a waste of perfect ramen.
>>727575592
That's the kind of text you get from your daughter? What kind of conversations did you have at the dinner table?
>>727583063
Yeah that is kinda disgraceful how little she respects herself and the father.
>>727573566
It's "an hero"
>>727573904
probably making kvass the wrong way
>>727575743
Dat ass
>>727582889
I use crisps because I am English. Don't give a fuck how anyone else says it lel
>>727575210
>>727577421
Nice to see the older generation teaching the young
>>727583647
I use the word because I used to live in your country and because it triggers murricans.
>>727582285
>that pic
>not named
>HowtoturnyourGFintoadicksuckingmachine.jpg
bet after a month of those, she'd suck a golfball clear thru a garden hose
>>727583439
in they natural habitat
>>727583783
hey can someone show me how to view this image? do i need bitcoin???
>>727578460
>>727582966
newfags
>>727582717
>my ancestors were also born here going back hundreds of years
but not millions.
>>727582417
>>727578460
It's some novelty shit called a ghetto tamale or some shit like that from Southern California. Nobody really eats tho. YouTube maruchan and doritos.
>>727583783
I can't tell if this is funny or not
>>727582717
>Go back where?
hell, where you belong.
>>727583439
is that the church porkin' lot?
>>727583951
Yeh what's your wallet password I'll help u out
>>727576574
I didn't even think of that possibility. I texted her back that I'd never heard of "come cider" and she gave me an lol. Then I asked if it was her phone doing a spellcheck and she said "Yeah I think so". So she didn't "know" it was a spellcheck?
>>727583951
Money order
>>727584098
yuh bruh we smash on da lawn
>>727582285
am i the only one who eats these raw out of the can?
>>727583964
No probably not millions, but thousands is a good guess.
The only people who live where their ancestors lived millions of years ago never left africa.
>>727575592
Disown her
>>727583063
She doesn't live with me now. She's 21. But she is pretty open with what she tells me.
>>727575592
Obviously saying she's pregnant.
He came in cider.
>smuganimeface.png
>>727584302
Do you guys all think that's actually a glass of liquor which her boyfriend came in? It could just be that the glass is a little spotty and what looked to me like little mexicans swimming in it might be the light or something, right?
>>727584505
She did accidentally show me a snapchat pic of her and her bf naked under the sheets in bed last time she visited. She sleeps at his house a couple times a week and they party kind of hard from what she's told me.
>>727584536
Why would she send you a picture of that though, were you a shitty dad?
>>727584536
No. That's cum. At least two loads. Possibly from more than one person
>>727584536
>white flecks
>"looks like little mexicans"
You gotta go back
>>727567730
nigger
>>727584783
Nigga thats more than slightly
>>727570084
clean your goddamn bong.
>>727584715
Not really and I don't know. She played it off like it was nothing although she said "think so" about it just being a spellcheck. Maybe the anon who said she was meaning to send it to a gf was right. Again, I don't know really why she sent it to me and I'm not 100% sure it is cum in a glass of liquor...and she's outside with it as well.
>>727569879
most studies indicate that eating dairy products may reduce the risk of colorectal cancer (2, 3, 4, 5). Some components of milk may possibly protect against colorectal cancer, including: Calcium (6, 7, 8).
>>727584833
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>>727583594
>SAMEFAG
>>727570489
Master race phone detected
>>727584760
Come on, this just keeps getting worse. Two loads? More than one guy? Damn
>>727584690
It's possible it's a missed text, it's possible you got a little Chico on the way.
Idk, I just work here.
I make memes for a living.
>>727585067
Your mothers a toothless nigger.
>>727584760
Have any of you anons heard of "cum cider"? That's not a thing, like a mixed drink of cum and some kind of liquor is it??
>>727585067
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>727585067
Yup it's just me and you on this thread buddy. Except I'm also you
>>727585067
Yup it's just me and you on this thread buddy. Except I'm also you as well
>>727585285
>"This is my hole, it was meant for me!"
>>727585208
Cool. Please don't make a cum cider meme though.
>>727585067
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>>SAMEFAG
Yeah you got me
>>727568188
Yea you're wrong. Milk is the fuckin bomb.
>>727584245
Cum in side her cider
>>727585067
Yup it's just you and me in this thread buddy. Except I'm you as well too
>>727585461
I'll make it a damn Christmas card and send ya one every year fam
>>727585527
what are you doing fam?
>>727585550
She kind of likes teasing me with her sexuality but I don't acknowledge it as such and just play it off.
>>727585067
Yup it's just me and you on this thread buddy. Except I'm also you
>>727585657
Then I'm just glad I didn't include a pic of her I guess.
>>727572696
That is the face of a presidential nut bust
>>727585815
>>727585598
Yup it's just me and you on this thread buddy. Except I'm also you as well too
>>727575592
I would think the cum would be more dense than wine and sink to the bottom. She could have shook it though, I'm not sure. But even then, cum is pretty viscous and it shouldn't be that easy for it to dissolve very much.
BUT
There's no denying the fact that your daughter has a big change of being a complete whore, and it's not impossible for that drink to have cum in it. Send her in for sterilization while you can, you don't need half Mexican grandchildren
>>727573737
please take your rekt pics elsewhere.
>>727585988
or buy the same cider
and cum in it
compare and contrast
decide whether you let your daughter live or not
>>727575356
I kek'd
>>727585988
I'm just googling like crazy, hoping I don't find out that a cum cider is some kind of shit where a bunch of guys cum in a glass and then she mixes it with liquor like a mixed drink. Or that she's telling me that he came inside her. Or that she's doing porn or anything like that.
Is it possible to have a daughter sterilized if she doesn't consent?
>>727576556
The pink is the only thing that makes me uncomfortable.
>>727586133
I'm not the father luckily. I would have told her to fuck off a hell of a long time ago. Not a bad idea though, just need to know what she's drinking.
>>727574603
>sppon
made me slightly discomfortable
>>727578971
dude that's actually an awesome fuckin idea
>>727586283
Entirely possible, just have 10btc ready, call up the dark web and ask for Sergey. He'll make it quick.
>>727586375
You're not her biodad?
She's baiting you because she's had a crush on you since childhood then.
>>727585993
I hate short haired girls.
>>727586283
>Is it possible to have a daughter sterilized if she doesn't consent?
All we need to do is introduce eugenics in to America. Or you can go to some back-alley operation and get it done there.
Honestly, if she's this open with you about her sexuality, just ask her. Doubt she'll even care if you know.
>>727586649
No, he's an anon and I'm her bio dad.
>>727570738
is that a well done steak?
GTFO
>>727573001
/b/ has always sucked.
>>727586754
You mean to just ask her to get sterilized?
Or ask her if it's sperm in the glass?
>>727586781
No he's an anon, I'm spartacus
>>727586649
No, I mean I'm a different person from >>727575592
>>727577976
At first I was down with it. Then everything went to shit
>>727585397
got that junji ito reference
>>727587058
Good lad.
>>727586901
Ask if it's sperm
>>727569940
I've dipped cookies in coca-cola before, and it was pretty good.
>>727569494
That shit tastes good, I don't know why it should be disturbing
>>727577976
where in the world would you get that abomination?
>>727567730
>>727586851
they might as well bought hamburger
>>727587360
It's got nothing on a milk steak, though.
>>727587237
I don't see how I could just ask that straight out. I kind of did when I said that I'd never heard of a "come cider" and she came back with an lol. She knew what I was getting at then. That's the game. I think if I came right out and asked, it would get weird and she'd just go quiet on me.
But for you anons, if this is the real deal, are you disgusted or aroused by the idea my daughter might be doing this?
>>727587637
We don't matter in this regard, does this secretly turn you on is the interesting question.
>>727587637
She's already sending you pictures of supposed 'cum cider' Doesn't get much more weird than that.
>>727570738
WTF
>>727577976
a dish of a 5y old kid
>>727587778
It simultaneously revolts, terrifies and maybe a little bit secretly has some taboo quality to it. But ultimately I hope it's just it's just spellcheck and some waterspots. And her lip print....damn, I just noticed her lip print on the glass.
>>727588709
To be honest, it could just be cloudy cider. Some ciders are not filtered before they are sold.
>>727588850
She drinks a lot. Told me about getting blackout drunk out one night.
>>727576786
Kool Aid? Huh