Just had a vasectomy and erections are extremely painful. You

>>727560025

Shameless self bump

>>727560025
Getthelube.com

>>727560409
>Getthelube.com

I normally go to FBI.gov

>>727560977

Closest I've come to losing. Vicodin started kicking in a few min ago, prob saved my life

>>727560025
What are your fetishes?

>>727560025
sauce?

>>727561126

Teen mirror selfies with face and small tits showing

>>727560025
WHO is She? My Shes so sweet

>>727560025
In terms of pain, how does a vasectomy compare to a 'bargain vasectomy' of getting kicked in the balls until you can't have kids?

>>727561395
I dare you to only post that.

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>>727560025
Enjoy that and pray you aren't the 1 in 4 where the pain is permanent.

>>727561541
>>727561349

I wish I knew :/ Just a random pic I found last year

>>727561646

Well the surgeon started on my second vas deferens before the anesthetic kicked in, so it was very comparable.

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>>727561395
How is this to get you warmed up OP?

>>727561961
>before
Nah m8. That shit was so you wouldn't feel the incisions in the scrotum. Also if it hadn't kicked in to some degree you would have been bucking so wildly 5 orderlies and chains wouldn't have kept you down let alone sitting still enough for the man to do his job.

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>>727562371

>>727562238

It was a female surgeon and all the nurses were female. First she numbed my scrotum, then she numbed the vas deferens individually before she started. She did the left one with no problem, but she started too soon on the right. She got it in a clamp and pulled it out of my scrotum before I was screaming and she stopped. Right side hurts WAY more than left.

>>727562518
Lost

>>727561746
>>727562371
>>727562413

Gingers are gross, no souls.

>>727560025
You know you just made yourself less of a man right? The partial clipping of the lines means your testicles will be delivering less testosterone. I've seen many men become uniques, get a lot soft flemmy flab, get bitchier personalities.

Sure, they don't disconnect testes entirely but the partial clipping DOES cause test to drop significantly.

I think I'd rather remain whole. Pulling out isn't that hard.

>>727562886
eunuch. My bad

OP why create a thread that hurts you?

>>727562698
People with no "souls" are so because their neural wiring is faulty, which makes them human vegetables. If people have a functioning brain, they have a "soul".

>>727562886

Enjoy getting trapped as a baby daddy by some thot. I'll be busy enjoying my free time and disposable income.

>>727562698
Shitest of tastes detected my good dude.
>>727562518
Ouch. Well hopefully she learned a lesson and future men shall benefit before VasalGel gets okayed in 2 years and vasectomies stop being a thing.
>>727562886
Factually wrong the blood vessels attached to the testes deliver the testosterone not the vas deferens which only moves spermacytes.

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>>727563056

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>>727562129
Nothing?

>>727563348

I've been waiting on VasalGel for years, and I am still happy with a vectomy. Now my fiancee can't change her mind and decide she wants kids (with me at least) when we are 40 and her body goes crazy. $5, 45 minutes, done forever.

>>727562129
>>727563556

I'm too high rn to get hard on softcore. She is hot though

>>727563609
Well at least you're dodging that bullet.
I was lucky enough to be so sterile i can only have kids with lab intervention so i've been raw dogging from safety since age 7(don't ask.).

>>727563556
I'd impregnate the fuck out of this slut

>>727563556
Those dead eyes, this smells like a blackmail picture.

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>>727563745
Come on my I am dropping some good OC.... what is it gonna take?

>>727563948
She thinks that face is sexy..... lol

>>727561541
Private School Jewel. Only does softcore

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Anyone have any good gifs to post? Just left a thread I got this from.

>>727563754

Nice! I've had three pregnancy scares and now depo-provera is making my fiancee fat. I'm happy to get all that behind me

>>727563754
Now I have to ask...

>>727564102
Is she trying for the smoldering hot eyes?
Because what she is conveying is "If i had the power, you would be a pillar of salt now".

>>727564063

Actual nudes are a great start kek

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>>727564538
Okay we can start there...

>>727560367
Mods

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>>727564499
Yep... this is her sexy face.....

>>727562518
That's rough. My urologist was hilarious. He came in and was squirting lidocaine everywhere with the sryinge, making "Pew, pew!" sounds, then just lots of jokes throughout the procedure. Then he'd say, "Stop laughing, as it pulls things out of my forceps!" I didn't feel a damn thing, and was only mildly sore for a couple of days after.

Dude was a fucking champ doctor!

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Jokes on you, i don't pop to human women

>>727560025
The highest stakes

>>727564790
>i'm a raging faggot

>>727564659

That got me like a 1/4th chub, then my right testicle started hurting REALLY badly. Well done, anon

>>727564412
Just do what i do when a girlfriend got fat.
Tell them they're getting fat and remind them their goal is to LOSE weight not gain it everytime they eat in front of me.
Just don't be an active prick. "Hey, babe. Is it just me or did you gain a few pounds?" "Didn't you say you wanted to lose some weight?" Etc.
They like it when you notice things about them, they're hardwired to like that basically, but it cuts both ways in that when you notice the bad shit in a neutral way they'll really take it to heart and any suggestion you give in a neutral way will be taken as advice or help. Best case scenario she'll take up cardio and stay pretty and tight into her 50's.

>>727564812

Still only gotten 1/4th chub. You guys can do better!

>>727564737
Huh, well I guess it would be fun to see, how much effort it would take to snap her out of that grimace and into her actual sexy face. The odd little faces girls make, when you make them shake from an orgasm, is almost the best part of doing it.

>>727564492
I had to go shopping for a Worlds Worst Babysitter mug 7 years later when she got out of jail.

>>727564766

The three female nurses and the female doctor was strange af. My left side doesn't hurt too bad, its the right that is causing me trouble. It is worth it as long as it worked though

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>>727565152
more like?

>>727565061

Well, its close to impossible to lose weight on depo and I'm not a TOTAL dick. Depo is poison. I only got her on it when we first got together because we were fwb and I never thought we would make it this far

>>727565591
Oh i know. I've dealth with a few chicks that take it. Just make them eat less and workout more. They won't gain weight but their workout related gains will be slow beyond belief until its out of their system and trust me its the best option because the process goes from 5% gain in a 6 months to 5% gain every month very quickly.

>>727565370
Better, but still posing.

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Almost lost to my own pic

>>727566677

Thanks! And she is hot, but those are some puffy nipples...

>>727566905

DAMN

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>>727566908

>>727567032

PLEASE tell me you have nudes!

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Requesting for more gifs again

>>727567061

Three pregnancy scares, but no kids. Whoever made Plan B has saved my fucking life. 22, engaged, no kids. I also would have lost HARD if I didn't already have that pic and hadn't already fapped to it several times

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>>727567207
Why tell you when I can show you?

>>727566949
This must be heaven...

>>727567389
>> saved my life

22 and engaged kekek

>>727567628

Found a virgin who was dating a Mormon guy for 5 years before we got together. Good luck finding a girl who hasn't been riding the cock carousel much older than that. Especially not one who is a gamer and isn't 300 lb.

>>727567434

God damn...

>>727567937

The head of Urology approved me when he found out I was engaged. My lady surgeon who actually did it tried to talk me out of it for a solid 30 min with no luck. She did it under protest kek

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I'm going to make myself lose if I keep posting my own pics lol

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>>727560025

>>727569016

What is that all around her?

>>727569076

Dem nipples...

>>727569153

God fucking damn. PLEASEEE tell me you have nudes!

>>727569249

Nice!

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>>727565400

>>727569425

I doubt shes legal, but I'd be willing to do the jail time lol

>>727562518

Did you tell them to kiss it and make it better?

>>727569730

I don't think she would have stopped to wait for the anesthetic to start working if I did...

>>727569693

I was SSSOOOOOO close to losing until I realized how lopsided her boobs are. I'd still fuck the shit out of her, even rn

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So no gifs huh?
Man this place is dry

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>>727569952
You like having info about the girl or just the nudes?

>>727570223
info pls.

>>727565849
>I've dealth with a few chicks that take it
Take what? Depo is a shot, I'm pretty sure.

>>727570223
My roommates GF

>>727570223

Info is always good

>>727570332
Yes. They took their shots every 3 months.

>>727570393
which girl on the thread do you want info on if you had to pic one?

>>727560977
Sauce

>>727564409
i fukken love August Ames

>>727570494
The one I really wanted info on is gone now...

This is my second choice
>>727569693

>>727570848
Third choice?

>>727567434
Sponge bob :D

>willingly neutering yourself

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WTF is with you mod cunts, half my pics have been deleted, small tits does not mean under fucking age, braces does not mean underage..

this pic i'm posting, which you deleted, is pornstar Liza Rowe

>>727562371
>>727562413

Dear lord I need sauce on this

>>727570951

The pic I posted originally.

Option 4 is
>>727570223

>>727571245

>Not getting trapped paying child support to some dumb thot

>>727571348
What you like to know about her?

>>727571274

The girl with the choker was the hottest by far, but mods are fucking fags

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>>727570785

>>727571440

Name, fb, where to find more pics.

Anything really lol

>>727560977
Need sauce

>>727571555
>>727564409

Old and brown...No danger of my losing from her

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>>727571507
this "fully clothed" pic /b/ro?

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goodluck

>>727571722
well fully clothed as in no vag ot tittays

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>>727571311

>>727571722

Yep!

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>>727570785

>>727571747

I'd lose if her hair was any color but red. Instant no-go for me :/

>>727571722
more desu. Victory thus far has been too easy.

really tired after a long work week. should i even try to fap, lads?

>>727571719
Trips don't lie
>>727571555

>>727572238

If you have to ask yourself that, you should just become an hero

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Just a hottie

>>727571423
Yeah because not shooting blanks guarantees that, right? Nobody this cynical and paranoid gets laid anyway so you've got nothing to worry about ;)

P.S. Enjoy your sperm granuloma.

>>727572527

Yes she is, but she is way too clothed

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>you lose

>>727572620
She doesn't have a bra, it's a good start!

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Just another hottie, got cameltoe?

>>727572704
when the other broad comes out in the workout clothing that's bretty gud too

>>727571894
Moar.

Rip
https://youtu.be/D39iadgz0Po

>>727572704

I would have lost for sure if she just took the shirt off. Even if she was in a bra, I would have no chance

>>727572552
kek so how much do you pay your feral ex every week for your bastard child, m8

>>727572815
>>727572859

I was wondering how long it would take for you fags to come ruin this...

>>727565991
why did i lose to this??

>>727572704
so close to losing when that clip ended.... but uhhh sauce?

>>727567434
moar

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>>727573255
for dubs

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>>727560025

>>727573315
>>727567434
>>727567032

Well, I'm going to go play BF1. Congrats anon, you had the hottest pics that were actually nudes. I would fuck the shit out of that chick any day, even rn. Idgaf if I bleed everywhere and nut into my own scrotum, would totally be worth it!

>>727573315
Roll

>>727573315
>>727573444
Will you post for trips^

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>>727574104
sure man I will dump everthing for trips 333 666 999

>>727574351
rolling then

Rolllll

Rollll

>>727574351
Post to cheer up a broken soul please

Rollin for it

>>727573035
/tt3605418

>>727574351
You're so hot, dump please

Goin for it

Rollingg

>>727562698
Don’t talk shit about puddems again

>>727574351
Roll

>>727574351
Rolll

>>727574351
How about 555

>>727574351
666 is incoming

666666

666

>>727562642
kekkkkkkkkkkk

>captcha: gas stations?!

>>727574351
Post for my cancer?

999

>>727574351
Roll you faggot.

333

666

>>727577554
That was so off

>>727574351
How about a roll

hail satan

>>727577665
>>727577669

faggots

>>727568892
God damn more of her

>>727577665
Will you post to a 666-1

>>727577772
pls do this

>>727577765
She's an ex pornstar
Roll btw

>>727577765
jessie andrews

Easy

999 is incoming

>>727577935
Rolljng

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All Heil o/o/o/

rollllll

>>727577981
Roll

rolling. fagg

>>727578239
Rollin

>>727578298
333

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Got more?

666

>>727578479
Re roll

>>727561746
I'm 99% sure I've seen her on /r/gonewild

>>727578627

>>727578627
666

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THESE TITTIES ARE THE GOLDILOCKS OF TITTIES.

>>727574351
Roll

>>727578926
999

>>727578973
So lclose

EZ

faggot. why you make impossible criteria??

>>727578882
is that why you saved them twice...?

>>727578882
Oh my god more

>>727574351
Roll

>>727579243
i was fucking tripping balls when saving this bullshit lol.

>>727579272
i need to find more. shouldve asked when i saw it.

>>727560367
Google Image Search:
>Best guess for this image: Adolescence
MODS

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>>727579243

>>727574351
not OC, found on 4archive

>>727574351
WE GOT A 666 POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST

>>727560025
Kenton?