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>>727559905
you slut
>>727560001
am not no bully ;_;
You're just jealous, scales.
>>727560081
gib discord then
>>727560152
SubjectiveF#8417
>>727559899
this nigger needs to use a lighter like the rest of us
nigga fucking burned off half the cigar, like, shit nigga, conservation
>>727560378
it's his version of lighting up with a burning c-note.
>>727560502
what happens if he trys to light one with the wind blowing at him?
nigga gonna light up like the 4th of july
>>727560704
goes through almost as many suits as cigars.
>>727560704
Cotton and wool are surprisingly fire resistant.
>>727561081
he can blow fire from his lips without burning them. Burning suits are just a status symbol to him.
I want to get fucked in the ass but I'm too autistic to go out and meet people.
Anyone else knows this feeling?
awoo
>>727561451
buy a dildo
>>727561672
How? I don't want to have my name linked to that kind of stuff.
>>727561756
jesus, buy it online. you're not going to end up on any no-fly lists.
>>727561756
Okay say you're underage- Stay in school, go to college- They're full of horny fuckers.
>>727561295
I suppose.
>>727561451
Might be easier to arrange it online.
>>727561670
>>727561670
>>>727561670
>>727561670
>>>727561670
>>727561670
>>727561670
>>727561670
tfw I don't have awoo pics on this comp
>>727561967
>say
*so
Awooo ~ ~
>>727561756
Almost every single retailer does discreet shipping, there's nothing to worry about. However fucking yourself with a dildo is nowhere near as exciting as the real deal.
>>727561957
But then my address will be linked to it.
>>727561967
No I'm 20 already.
>>727562053
>Might be easier to arrange it online.
That makes me paranoid tbh.
>>727561451
Grindr is a thing. Are you at least of age?
>>727562125
>>727562255
Well then enjoy your nodickings.
>>727562255
>No I'm 20 already.
Then what are you worried about? Live with your parents and they don't know you're gay or something?
>>727562319
I heard grindr is full of people with STDs though.
awoo ~
>>727562255
you are one paranoid little fucker. i'd say to use cucumbers with condoms on them, but you're probably too much of a bitch to 'have your name linked to that kind of stuff' either. Enjoy your loneliness.
>>727562419
Because I fear it may bite me back in some way.
I'm straight btw.
>>727562433
I think that'd depend on your area tbh.
awoo
>>727562607
>I'm straight btw.
yay c:
yeah I know you were fishing for me
>>727562433
Why can't one of you faggots be from Arkansas?
I just want a furfag bf to suck his dick while he calls me a faggot and plays video games, then cuddlefuck afterwards.
What can I say
You're my favourite
>>727562662
yeah
>>727562522
Will try that, how do I make sure it won't break?
>>727562607
What like the bad dragon CEO is gonna solicit your mailbox with filthy furry porn adverts that everyone on the block is gonna see? The ching chongs making dildos are going to burn your house down? Embarrassment or whatever I understand but this is some disconnected from reality shit.
I know dear.
>>727563018
No, you're not.
Come hug me ~
>>727563018
just don't buy the cheapest kind you can find. condom manufacturers stand to get MASSIVELY sued, if their product breaks at the wrong time.
hugs
>>727563082
Just because I jerk off to gay porn and fantasize about getting fucked by other men doesn't mean I'm not straight.
>>727563268
this meme stopped being funny like 3 years ago
do it more!
>>727562932
My dream
Julian never hugs me...
you are so goddamn needy
>>727563422
hugs
I know.
>>727563457
L E S S T H A N T H R E E ! ! !
If you had to make a choice between saving one of us, which would you save?
>>727563457
stop filling up the image-cap
>>727563699
honestly you make me want to post more images
>>727563667
I'd let you both die and kill myself also.
>>727563381
Forever not close enough to interact with deviants in a mongolian throat singing message board.
>>727563699
>>727563855
so romantic
>>727563699
You just get off the boat or something?
Wow I just came here to masturbate and you guys are shitting it up kys
wow ouch
>>727563923
i'm a regular casanova
>>727563961
tfw no sakamoto gf
>>727563991
Not for sexual
>>727563855
but why? what is it about a thread full of porn you don't personally like makes you people want to come ruin it? I don't go shitpost in threads full of tits.
real answer: I like you both equally but lily annoys me slightly more often so I'd save badger
but I would be sad about it
>>727564074
sexuals
>>727563961
>furry porn
>not already shit
>>727564100
do you dislike me the most
>>727564096
He loves the porn, though.
>>727564120
do people like you just do this bullshit instead of fapping to porn you actually do like?
>>727564100
homo
>>727564175
hi scales
WOW OUCH
I know when I'm not wanted
>>727564100
Cats are too pure to consider any such thing unless they've been made into a slightly human form, you degenerate.
>>727564096
This is all very ironic since you seem oblivious as to who made the thread.
>>727564100
*ecstatic*
>>727564285
hello cat-person
but also lily recommended me more good music than badger ever has
so it'd be a hard choice
>>727564096
in the first place that's not actually what the thread is for
in the second I'm an asshole and when people complain about silly stuff I like to double down on whatever it is they don't like, it's my nature
like objectively the imagecap is an absolute nonissue since you can just make another thread
>>727564175
depends on what the set of references is
>>727564354
well fucking excuse me for hoping for porn in a porn thread.
>>727564284
Nah, I'm specifically here to ruin shit for you and only you.
it was never a porn thread to begin with
>>727564100
Weak.
going to try posting some porn. hope it's not out of place here.
no
errybody betray me
they did not keep their promise
and I don care anymore
>>727564295
continue posting magas
>>727564656
I don't even know who you are.
ok edgelord
>>727564773
i don't even know who you are
the people I'm speaking with know who I am so that's good enough for me.
lily meet clint
clint meet lily
>>727564380
references? am i applying for a job?
oh I know who clint is
clint is a cock
>>727565038
you say that like theyre a bad thing.
>>727564897
>i don't even know who you are
Lol, fucking newfag doesn't even know who I am. I mean, I'm kind of a big deal.
yeah he is tbh
>>727565035
no I mean uh
relative to what am I appraising if you're the worst
what's the set you're contained in
>>727564953
Who?
>>727565131
what, clint or cocks?
>>727565141
It's true! I'm wonderful. c:
Clint is the biggest deal. Right after Julian.
>>727564380
Did you take into account my amazing heritage?
>>727564489
It's just funny because you seem to be very defensive about the contents of a perpetual cycle of threads with no topic, no beginning and no end. There is content posted in each thread, porn and not porn and it will keep being posted for as long as the site is up. What makes it even more humorous is that this particular thread was made by a person who is not known to be a porn poster, and no doubt his intentions for this thread were not to see more porn, but rather to carry on the conversation.
>>727565286
Both
clint is just a cutie
cocks are good.
>>727565258
you might know her by a different name or just be feigning frogetfulness idc
>>727565317
>Did you take into account my amazing heritage?
I don't know what your heritage is
>>727565317
wow do not drama neither of them need a bigger head.
>>727565363
hes finnish I think
>>727565428
no I know that, I assume he's being more precise
>>727564334
this reply is for shitposting
fucks cat
>>727565350
cocks are good
clint is definitely not cute
>>727565170
pls no set theory
math is hard
>>727565600
JUST LIST THE PEOPLE I'M COMPARING TO YOU HOLY SHIT
>>727565561
To0 lAt3
i h8 u
>>727565363
16th century German nobility. Also vikings.
>>727565379
You're not wrong, but there could always be a little drama.
post orochi
>>727565317
>Clint is the biggest deal. Right after Julian.
Okay this legitimately irritates me, this is not okay- Cocksucker did some real monkey-see monkey-doing and aped my schtick, taking after me harder than Dubya takes after Bush Sr.
>>727565474
finns are pretty awesome by themselves. kills commies and doesnt afraid of anything
>>727565573
clint is infact a cutie
Did i hear g/fur?
>>727565725
does this mean you're the real deal?
>>727565748
you are objectively incorrect
>>727565725
I'm just messing with you. Time to smoke.
>>727565798
You should maybe see a doctor about that.
>>727565700
fucks cat harder
>>727565702
so white savages + the destroyers of europe
>>727565725
the aspect of your behavior I adopted could just as well be inherited from kermit or guts and it's not really a substantial part of my personality
>>727565363
I might know them by a different name, but after dealing with animefags for so long my brain just automatically converts men posting little girls into so much white noise of wrong.
oh hey its clint
also known as
yell at someone while drunk and remove them from steam man
>>727565981
posted in gfur initially and actually got those awoo images from me lmoa
>>727565874
correct.
hes just a tsundere with a low level of fucks to start off with.
>>727565980
dont fuck the cats julian
>>727566094
fucks
cat
even
harder
>>727565950
Are you a doctor? ;)
>>727565980
Fucking cats is no joke.
That's what dogs are for.
>>727566157
what are you devnull?
>>727566117
this kills the cats
>>727565981
but I'm adorable, I have an excuse
>>727566201
squash obvs you cant give your dog AIDS
>>727566214
carries on fucking dead cat
>>727566269
morally better than fucking living cats, much like fucking dead children is preferable to fucking live ones.
>>727566201
Huge
knotted
dog
cocks
>>727565841
I am in fact, the real slim shady.
>>727565950
And I you.
>>727565980
Ninety percent of your engagements were with me, kermit was more malleable and not so adamant in his positions, Guts was a bitch boy who never leveled his morality at his friends and gave them a free pass for egregious faggotry he would have went apeshit over in any other case.
>>727565998
Well I wouldn't call myself that so much as I do it with alarming frequency.
>>727566215
No.
>>727566329
it depends whether your morality is functioning on taboo stacking or utility
>>727566331
o/////o
>>727566379
>Guts was a bitch boy who never leveled his morality at his friends and gave them a free pass for egregious faggotry he would have went apeshit over in any other case.
right, and that's generally what I do. And I participate. I adopted the vague flavor of that group's hostility because I consider it useful, not because I hold these moral positions strongly.
>>727563268
Im with this guy!
>>727566463
it's just funny how it happened honestly
screamed at me for being a gender traitor
and then removed me
>>727566215
>>727566511
>what's this
Seriously though dogs are for more aggressive petting than cats can handle.
They're higher maintenance but possibly more fun / love.
>>727566511
libertarian morality
it aint hurting anyone
>>727566379
alright skirtpix
>>727566700
I can't tell if you're actually endorsing man on dog bestiality or not
>>727566649
who are you
>inb4 dodges the question
>>727566742
that position is myopic
>>727566766
ash
>>727566752
I would clarify, but I like the ambiguity better.
All you shall know is that I do not approve of such things with cats.
>>727566649
That was like the first time a while back, wasn't it? I could have swore I was getting tired of trying to hold twenty conversations at once.
>>727566897
alright but what I'm hearing is you want a dog to mount you and knot you and give you puppies
He is clearly endorsing heavy petting
>>727566919
oh mr popular
>>727566919
no that was the last time
because you havent added me back since then
>>727566817
yes exactly, this is why it has been taken over by libtards and lmao420s
Also katia quit fucking spreading lies about me- I know you think it's funny to get a hundred randos on my dick, but it gets tiresome.
Only endorsed for Stairs.
>>727566952
Then that's what you will hear, but not what I will say.
stairs
post your knot
>>727567091
only responding cause u know its true
you care a lot, just got a short fuse
>>727566511
You adopted their skirt wearing faggotry is what you did. Which explains why you would take after a bitch boy, as you claim.
>>727567300
Kinda weird that he has four balls
>>727567394
I didn't adopt that, I was into that shit well before I started posting here. And it's not that I take after guts so much as I agree with the philosophy of hostility you guys practiced when I arrived, so I don't restrain my natural belligerence so much anymore (although really even back then I just redirected it).
>>727567464
what a FREAK
Dad are you proud of me?
Oh cool, a Sakamoto poster.
>>727567012
Yeah I must have been viciously blitzed then because I remember generally giving you shit about wanting to feed your balls to a garbage disposal but I mostly just can't give enough of a fuck.
>tfw no longer steam friends with clint
>>727565980
Well, the viking aspect is more a physical trait than anything else, it must've been mixed up in there somewhere. The family on my father's side were THE most influential merchants in Finland since the 1200's and my mom's side is directly descendant of the Von Hildebrand family from the 1500's. I'm practically nobility.
>>727566139
Not really, but I might be willing to take a look.
>>727566379
Right right.
>>727565642
JESUS
GANDHI
MUHAMMAD ALI
who wants to play hunger games
>>727567577
You wouldn't be interested in someone with four balls?
>>727567715
gandhi ruined india so no you're not last on that list
>>727567691
I'm not sober enough to sincerely care about this
>>727567762
no I would but I'd make fun of him too
>>727567671
well yeah
thats just some shit we give each other
you give me shit for wanting to be a woman
i give you shit for being a furry
>>727567825
phew
>>727567840
e w
>>727567306
Now this is really getting concerning.
>>727567825
I would just be impressed.
The MC in Jojo part 8 is 4balling it.
>>727567906
muhammad ali was lowkey redpilled and jesus tossed the jews out so he's my nigga
but you come in 3rd, congrats
>>727567945
fucking jojos