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Would you win in a fight (to the death) against me?

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Would you win in a fight (to the death) against me?
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Yes. Of course.
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july3p
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>>727552889
easily.
nice bracelet too, homotron.
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It depends if we have to fight in your fucking bomb shelter you seem to be hiding out in.
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Well, I win if I want to die.
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That's a woman...
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>>727552889
it would not be a fight to the death.

after you had submitted to me i would impale your pink anus with my thick shaft.
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>>727553315
Sick burn mate...
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>>727552889
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yes
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If its staring contest, no one can win to this tool
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Yes!
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>>727552889
did you look up goku fighting poses before posting? kek
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Don't you have a village to terrorize? Please don't waste your time here.
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Look at this dude
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I could beat anyone who wears eye line. Even a roided up make up wearing fag like you.
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I have a porn video of him
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>>727552889
kick you in the knee and hyperextend it. you fall on the ground screaming in agony. fight over
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>>727552889
Easily.
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>>727552889
Ez
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>>727552889
I bet with a jaw like that you eat fucking tooth brushes
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>>727552889
If I had a gun.
And some distance to use it.
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>>727552889
Id go back in time and fuck your mom to destroy your dads prospects
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>>727552889
Definitely wouldn't want to break my hand on that chin.
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>>727552889
I'LL BEAT YOU WITH SCIENCE, FAGGOT
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Depends:

If i start running, would you stab me in the back?

Can you wait to count on my coin?

Who does Skyrim belong to?
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>>727552889
You're about a haircut away from being RL Nappa.
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>>727552889
>muscle implants
>only knowledge of fighting from watching anime

1/10 would send to hospital
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>>727553583
that's a little thing m8
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>>727552889
Probably not but I'm pretty sure I could at least take out an eye before you kill me, give you something to remember me by
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>>727555201

What the fuck are you, lol
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>>727555320
Motherfucker is a DBZ character.
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>>727555320
fake lower face mask
sock in shorts
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pretty good photoshop, actually believed it at first
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>>727552889
What´s up with your face?
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>>727555692
it's photoshopped
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I beat up dudes about your size daily at the gym, and they actually train to fight, so yes.
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>>727552889
Easy...the steroyds
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>>727555770
It clearly isn´t
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all natural
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yes, because in a fight to the death i would shoot you before you even saw me.
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>>727555770
I'm a photoshop expert, I ran it through the register, it came out clean. It's 100% real, he is johnny bravo.
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>>727553133
This (is impossible)
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>>727552889
yes. i have an axe and i'm a psychopath.
COME AT ME
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>>727552889
yeah. because I have a gun.
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>>727552889

Holy shit your face is a shoop.
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>>727552889
nigga you ugly as shit
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>>727552889
Fist fight is what I assume you're implying. I don't know, yeah you look very strong but do you have any martial arts experience at all? You could have zero technique and just take one to the chin and go down.
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>>727552889
Why would we be fighting to the death?
Wanna do some gaming or watch a movie or something instead?
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>>727557348
what the fuck did you say?
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>>727554612
Neat, I hope this guy becomes the worlds first super hero or villain.
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It's Buff Bagwell
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>>727552889
Yeah, I own guns.
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>>727557463
Dude you seem attractive but you actually look like a mentally disabled mutant.
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>>727557463
Do you paint on that beard every morning?
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I think the only thing that is clearly a shoop is the the Bakugan poster. Nobody would ever watch that show, or be a fan of it.
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yes because I have a gun :)
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Found OP
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>>727552889
do you have a girlfriend? if you do, I'm killing myself
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>>727557696
Man, Robbie Rotten is way cooler than this guy.
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>>727552889
Haha faggot. That's pretty easy for me. You may be bulk, but you're too slow to catch me. By the time you think that you can land a punch, I will have already flown 200 miles to fight in war, been buffed up myself, went through years of training, while your despicable self got weaker while trying to find me. I will then just walk up to you and toy around with you before I break every bone on your body and then eventually snap your neck.
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>>727557910
Are you 12?
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>>727557910
That was really weird.
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Yes
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>>727557463
8/10, should totes post your dick :^)
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>>727557463
Is you a Lazy Town? So nasty..
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>>727552889
without a doubt /b/
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>>727554612
Holy shit you can do a kamehameha wave with that.
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>>727552889
yes i would bubbles mc fag face
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>>727552889
Yes
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>>727552889

Brains always defeat brawn
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>>727555589
damn that was quick
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>>727552889


I'd just let the Aids kill you first
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>>727552889
The crimson chin.. is that you!?
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Yes, kick you in the balls and be done with it. Also saged faggot
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>>727552889
well I assume I have reach, given that most bodybuilders are overachieving manlets. if it's with knives or better, yes. otherwise he will fill every hole in my lanky frame with his stubby cock
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Yea. I'm a trained Shaolin monk.
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>>727552889
yes, if i run fast enought
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>>727552889
How many years to achieve that look op? I'm 21 and gonna start now.
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>>727552889
Please kek let this be real
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>>727559000
Checked
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>>727552889
LOL fagoots watches dragon ball

THAT IS SO FUCKING CRINGY
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>>727552889
Come at me faggot
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>>727552889
You think you're Goku, I got this. 100% guaranteed I can beat that ass. Zero weeaboos can fight, faggot.
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>>727552889
Come at me faggot, second degree black belt here
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>>727552889
>u fat
> suspicious lines on triceps that remember me to photoshop
> 2 small chest 4 that big biceps
> hidden legs
i'll probably smash ur square head against ur photoshop or ur pathetic steroids lil fag
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>>727557910
edgy af
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xd
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>>727552889
How many years to achieve that look op? I'm 21 and gonna start now.
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>>727555555
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>>727552889
Well looking at your face I'm betting you're retarded so you obviously have retard-strength. Maybe I could outwit you by throwing my keys up in the air towards you and while you're looking at said keys in the air I'll kick you in the balls and then knee you in your face when you bend over to grab your balls in pain. 50/50 I'd say.
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>>727552889
My money is on you'd not only loose but you'd likely die.
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>>727557910
Been a long time since I saw somebody who identifies as a attack helicopter your kind is getting rare.
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easily too slow id smash your face in till dead
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Yes. I'm an ex marine specialising disarmament and hand to hand combat. You will die. Muscles make you big clumsy and slow. Your a fag
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>>727561549
>Your
You're*
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>>727552889
I'd vote to have your benefits reduced and you'd starve like the dirty gainsgypsy you are.
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Easily, i would fucking kill you, pull out a shotgun and blow your damn head off. Do you understand? You little worthless piece of crap.

mod REB
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>>727560439
you will regret those words m8
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>>727555201
>naruto shirt

confirmed autism
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No but at least I'm not a fucking weeb
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>>727552889
Shut up you blockhead and with a square head like that all I would need to defeat you is a spanner to twist that ugly fucking head of yours.
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>>727552889
Must be one of those aesthetic body sculptors that is averse to anything that might might make him sweat outside of the gym.
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>>727552889
Yes I would just shoot you. fighting fair is for faggots who want to end up brain damaged
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>>727552889
I would flick your head off your body and kick it down the street.
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>>727557531
Villain for sure, he just looks like hes taken one too many swirlies.
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Yes.
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>>727552889
Your chin is fucking awesome
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>>727557463
In the face you remind of Calum, but you are like a dollar store version...
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>>727552889
Sure m8. Death fights has no rules.
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>>727552889
>>727555201
>>727557463
>>727561817
Are there actually pictures of you which don't depict you as the retard you are?
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>>727557463
Is it a fucking shoop ?
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>>727552889
Yeh man, I'd probs just pay women to talk to you. Looks like you'd struggle with that.
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>>727563103
don't be jealous u kisseless virgin
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>>727563503
fuck, post more of you dude
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>>727563103
>>727563503
This is enough to answer my question.
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>>727563503
Nigga only takes one bite to eat a whole burger
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>>727563228
yes
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>>727562628
You have a equally big chin, can you two fight each other, hands behind your back using your chins like Rams horns?

Beware if two such large chins collide we may all be dead.
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>>727564266
Be careful faggot, this guy here is hacker level 2, he is a dangerous man.
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>>727563503
Jesus Christ you are one mongoloid looking mother fucker
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>>727552889
2nd degree black belt in Judo, brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. 105kg at 185cm, BF16%. Yeah, I think I could take someone with "gym muscles" pretty easily.
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>>727552889
easy
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>>727563503
Looks like an Easter European McDonalds, most 1st world McDs moved away from those plastics seating setups at the turn of the century.
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Holy shit, I can't believe how many normies and casuals are on /b/ these days...

When Anon can't even spot a really bad shoop anymore, it's time to bail.

So long, /b/... it's been fun.

>2005-2017
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>>727552889
you are a tipazo
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>>727552889

Cold Steel Fighting Knife slammed into top of head until it hits grey matter, instant immobilization. Break neck for good measure.
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>>727563503
You are a chromosome short of a retard, what the fuck is wrong with your chin?
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>>727564828
>Easter European

Product of the American education system detected.
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>>727565019
See you in a few :3
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>>727564828
i'm south american m8
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>>727558345
the kamekamekamekamelion isn't made of fire you got damn retard
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>>727552889
obv
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>>727552889
>Would you win in a fight (to the death) against me?
Son???
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>>727559976
about 20 minutes of photoshop for the desired results
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>>727565246
Why the fuck are you so ugly u motherfucking shitface
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>>727552889
hot af
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oooooooooo yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the real powerrrrrrrrrrrrrr of the vigin is comingGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OMGGGGGGG
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>>727560173
dragon ball is like 1 of 4 anime that's not for full on retards
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>>727565162
Why, because I don't proof read every post to make sure the iPad didn't miss a letter.

Product of the self important underachiever despite inheritance, don't some refugees need your help?
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>>727565344
hwat is kamakamehue if not fire anon?
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>>727565499
y u are so mean to me?
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>>727552889
No, but I surelly can beat you at bakugan you piece of shit!
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>>727565246
shit starts to make sense now
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>>727557463
What's wrong with your chin?
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>>727563503
damn I feel kinda jealous because of the biceps but how the fuck do you eat so many hamburgers ? anyway good for you fuck it even if youre a b tard you work out or something like that.
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>>727561728
Yourer*
The apostrophe is silent
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Chin up mate at least you got a cartoon character lookalike of you.
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>>727565671
your photoshop skills are top notch tho
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my fuckin sides
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voxed.net
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>>727565246
I bet your mighty anus can take non stop pounding from horse sized cocks for hours.
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>>727552889
Is that from synthol?
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>>727565246
Do you have many friends or do you fight them all?
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"me"
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>>727552889
Yeah, I believe I would.
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>>727552889
Armstrong?
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>>727565671
are your facial hair and eyebrows drawn on?
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voxed.net guys
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>>727560452
>Black belt
>From Karate America

You would die in a fight against something other than inanimate objects.
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>>727566220
BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOOO
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>>727565671
Los argentinos son negros
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You look like a DLC character for super punch out. Rin "the chin" Din
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>>727565963
>>727566220
wait for the ban
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