wew
>>727547758
Expand your mind beyond the shallow, intellectual tv dinner you've been fed your entire goddamn life.
>>727547882
stop being mean to me you jerk
you know I'm smarter than that
>>727548007
I've said nothing mean. I rebutted a poor, shallow, repackaged point. I'm quite sure you can do better.
>>727548079
but only for you, not for strangers
>>727548160
I wouldn't care if I wasn't here, would I?
>>727547764
I farted
Did i hearg/fur?
how was class subby
Yo ma homies, i need some more cute stuff for my folders
>>727547433
So am I but we never get to talk about current political climate. Could be because I'm not in the US. Does your uni have some exchange program so you could get the hell away from there?
Subby has no right to discriminate against others.
He is not white.
It was...class.
>>727548532
And I'm not anything else, either. I'm a mongrel.
>>727548490
It does, but I'm graduating in one more semester and I mean I like it here. I'm only complaining about all the bad parts because I'm sick and it's making my life generally unpleasant.
>>727548260
Nice~
>>727548632
I just got to pet some dogs and cats, so that's as close as I'll get to mongrels. Shelter is nice.
>>727548828
Fun.
I haven't gotten paid in 3 weeks because my department is incompetent and if the situation doesn't resolve itself shortly I'm going to go fucking ballistic.
Plz fluffy doggos
>>727548905
Cutting into your booze funds?
I don't keep track of my income and stuff.
>>727549019
I'm not going broke or anything, I still have about 1400 bucks in the bank but I don't like getting jewed. And I'm sick as a dog (sore throat, sneezing, general weakness) so every mild inconvenience is exacerbated a dozen times over. And my jackass friend adam wouldn't stop playing luigi earlier.
>>727548632
i know what you mean
>>727549199
Actually it was kinda good over half of my arabic class just didn't show up so almost nobody was there and we just kinda chilled.
>>727549260
oh that's pretty nice, when i hear "it was class" i usually just assume it wasn't that good
>>727549139
Yeah I have a good bit more than that so, for all I care, they could've not paid me for the past two months.
Try knot being sick as a dog.
It's been forever since I've played.
>>727549260
You in the us learning arabic and going over to isis ? ;)))
>>727549139
Your immune system is weak. It must be from a combination of alcohol abuse, poor diet, and exposure to too many penises.
>>727549426
It was uneventful. Arabic is my most consistently banal class.
>>727549438
don't you spend like a quadrillion dollars a week on food
>>727549451
No, I took arabic because it's not a romance language or even an indo european language and it seemed novel.
>>727549557
It's not, this is allergies.
>>727549581
b-anal class
uneventful in my opinion is better than eventful when it comes to classes
>>727549581
I'll have spent almost 70 bucks just from Monday to Friday this week.
>>727549581
Those penises sucked part of your life force from you making you susceptible to disease and increased frailty.
Booze and snacks do not count as food.
They are necessities.
>>727549706
I like eventful. At the least it means I get to complay.
>>727549736
On food?
>>727549791
I buy booze like once a month at most.
>>727549783
I've had allergies my entire life dude.
>>727549581
Should have taken german or russian since one of them will take over the world soon ;)
>complay
complain*
>>727549844
Russia spends its entire GDP on its military and is still fractionally as powerful as the US, and germany literally would be Russian territory without us. You're funny.
They are weaknesses.
>>727549839
A small bit of that is alcohol. I got some wine today.
>People think booze doesnt count as food.
>>727549914
Hope u didnt think i was being serious :p
>>727550011
oh ok
I probably spend like 35 dollars a week on food, on average.
>>727550106
sarcasm doesn't transmit that well over the internet
>>727549839
well if it works for you then that's fine with me
>People think traps aren't gay
>>727550128
It depends on if I get some expensive but good food. Adds up quick. 40 bucks is just today (pizza + wine), and 20 was Tuesday (awesome breakfast place + ice cream), so it's not spread evenly across the days.
>>727550390
you just do dining hall most of the rest of the time right
Are you buying golden pizza or something?
How does that and wine come to 40 bucks?
>>727547764
>>727547882
>>727548007
>>727548079
>>727548160
>>727548234
>>727548260
>gfur thread
>7 posts before anyone even posts gfur
You faggots are a cancer holy shit
>>727550541
years later, niggas still mad
Traps are cute, but they probably have all types of diseases. I believe it is a human form of aposematism
>>727550599
>dragging your facebook drama onto 4chan
And you wonder why nobody likes furries
>>727550727
You know, I've actually never wondered that.
Pizza is 25-ish bucks. It's a local place that has amazing pizza, and, well, I don't get a small pizza. I got a slightly better wine this time because I'm done with the excessive drinking phase of the past week.
>>727550523
Breakfast is always oatmeal in my room. Lunch will usually be dining hall. Dinner varies. Lately it's never been dining hall.
>>727550727
Im a good furfag, do you like me?
No one likes furries because furries are terrible.
>>727550827
oatmeal is dope
somebody got gay dragonz?
>>727550845
Yes, I literally come to /b/ to jack off to the gfur but it's 90% avatarfagging from their facebook group
>>727550943
Idk like 2/10 furries manage to controll their autism tho
>>727550960
It'd have to be dope for me to eat it every day. Plus banana + peanut butter just makes it even better. I have so much peanut butter around.
>>727551010
no if you're going to spell the word phonetically do it for the entire thing not just the plural morpheme you goddamn cuck
/dʒrægənz/
>>727551033
there is no facebook group
>>727551033
There are actually much better sites to jack with, if you didn't know.
>>727551033
Same dude
>>727551091
That's probably the same fraction of hot to not of the fandom too.
>>727547764
25 bucks for a pizza!?
That is enough money for half a week's worth of food.
Little Caesars is 8 bucks for their deep dish which is way better than their 5 dollar pizza. Even then any other pizza place sells medium pizzas for like 11/12 bucks.
>little caesar's
please. cait has standards.
What I get would be considered an extra-large at other places, but this place gets me, so they only call it large.
Plus it's just such good quality. And it'd be pan pizza.
Make your own food, or get a boyfriend that will make you food, people.
>>727551393
You are not wrong my friend
Cait can't get a boyfriend since he's forever alone, I can't get a boyfriend since I'm a whore and an asshole, stairs can't get a boyfriend because he's a dog.
Even then there are a million places you can get good pizza in the 8-12 dollar range.
>tfw Cait will never make me food
Why even continue my sad existence as a dog.
This place I go to has ruined me. I no longer want to buy pizza anywhere else, even if the price is less than half of what I pay.
I could definitely get more into cooking, Nibi. I'm already into baking.
>>727551669
You assuming that im gay based on what i look at while touching my penis?
>triggered
>>727551789
try being a cat instead
>>727551885
that's PROBLEMATIC
>>727551885
>guys I really love dog dicks
>no homo though
Why not just make your own pan pizza for less?
>>727551915
I will just put on a clip-on cat tail and make an attempt to pull off both.
>>727551974
It's not gay if they're not the same species.
>>727552102
u irl
>>727551754
Guess you gonna starve!?
>>727551825
Bake a pizza then
>>727551885
Ew gay
>>727551974
You get what im saying fam!!
lick the booty
>>727552232
lick
I'd love to hear your homemade microwave pan pizza recipe.
I live in a dorm.
>>727552191
See above.
>>727552262
slurp
>>727552392
don't slurp your food it's RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>727552262
>>727552232
>>727552281
Eat ass, then you'll never starve.
>>727552434
SLURP
This is the part where you get creative and become a pioneer in microwave pan pizzas.
>>727552172
Precisely.
>>727552488
oh my GOD DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU MANNERS
>>727552473
can confirm
t. ass eating pro
This is the police, step out of your vehicle and pull down your pants
>>727552629
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>727552563
NO that's probably why they divorced
Nah, that's usually the part where I give up. What you're suggesting is impossible. Ovens always need to be over 400 degrees from what I've seen when you're actually making a pizza. Like, seriously hot.
>>727552473
I'm not personally a fan of buttholes.
>>727552720
>tfw you will never scream ancap memes at a police officer while he rapes you
god why even live
>>727552722
oh that explains your gay
Then just put the pizza next to yourself, bb.
>>727552797
RUDE
>>727552893
But the truth.
What you're referring to is frozen pizza.
>>727552973
But the COCK
>>727553026
I mean I'm gay since my dad is a fuckboy so like it's all the same shit dude
tfw no birb bf
Y-you too.
leaving early like a ~~~rebel~~~ bye
I actually ran today, so that's good.
Did you less fat?
I am currently eating some microwave sliders and sitting around, so that is better.
You're well on your way to being a microwave chef.
Never really been fat. If you consider ~165lbs, 6'3 to be fat, okay. That's what I've been for a while now.
Microwave sliders sound kinda gross, Stairs.
Just because you arent fat doesnt mean you cant less fat.
They do, but they are actually really good.
It is okay though, cause I plan to start hitting the gym in approximately five months.
That's something where I can agree with you.
I shouldn't be getting the pizza tonight if I really wanted to follow that.
I guess, in the end, I'm not trying to impress anyone. I'm just trying to stay alright and not actually get chubby.
Stairs, you need to hit the gym starting today.
Come on boys, post some hairy dicks
>>727554347
Wew chubby Cait.
Too tired.
I will do it later, naturally.
Also I need someone to workout with.
>>727554787
Chubby Cait wouldn't be a great thing, since heavy depression would also come in that package if such a thing happened.
Do you really need someone to work out with?
I don't understand the attraction to sweaty muscular/fat males. it's fucking gay.
>>727554970
Rip.
No idea since I have never really gone to the gym to work out before. I would imagine so as I am capable of coming up with an infinite amount of reasons why I do not feel like going to the gym today even though I should.
>>727555255
I don't understand the attraction to males that are essentially females or at least heavily share characteristics.
>>727555344
I just will never let it happen.
You have to form your dedication to exercise. It just has to be something you want/need to do, even if you don't necessarily feel like it.
>>727555632
That is why I would imagine a workout partner to be beneficial. It would be easier to want/need to do something for someone than for myself.
>>727555255
I'm at a point where I only care about the dicks, not necessarily what are they attached to.
>>727555632
Ikr, thats more gay than people jacking off to big boys. Its like fucking a chick with a dick
stairs pls go
>>727555797
I can confirm that this is the case.
I will still try, though.
Who even are you anyways?
>>727555978
Yeaahhh.
But I will still have to wait until fall cause I am too far from my uni's gym right now to go there regularly.
>>727556246
Gym memberships are relatively cheap.
>>727556333
It is a bit complicated to explain but I just cannot do it until fall.
I will have to stick to collecting calories until then.
>>727556463
What, do you have a hernia or something?
"Collecting calories"; gotta catch em all.
Getting a proper diet is definitely a big first step.
>>727555632
Well, if the other person were "essentially female", and were only attracted to very masculine guys, I'm sure we could work something out.
>>727557121
People who are "essentially female" don't lift; they just use the treadmills or elliptical.
So, basically me, then.
>>727556767
N-no.
>proper diet
Yeah I am probably just gonna get fat.
Rip.
>>727557121
Nevermind, my mind was on exercise.
Anybody have any idea where I could find some ocelot character art? Lewd or non-lewd.
>>727557552
You should want to feel good about yourself. Exercise isn't that bad. It's just beginning that's hard.
As for eating, just do some research and make a plan. Always eat at home, and don't eat microwave goodies.
Julian still around?
>>727557906
he left
>>727557958
Damn, I wanted to share something with him.
>>727558032
share it with me!
>>727557827
Eh. If I wanted to feel good about myself I would not be doing a lot of the things I do on a regular basis, like live off of energy drinks.
Pretty sure I just wait until I can do it for someone else.
>>727558032
share it with us
>>727558070
You are on discord.
>>727558145
I am, so?
>>727558079
Whatevs.
I have no right to criticize you, being in an unfavorable position myself and unwilling to change.
>>727558240
So you can read it there too.
>>727558240
PS. nice pantsu
>>727557827
I'm attracted to women 95/100 times IRL, but men 95/100 times, when drawn/animated. What am I
?
>>727558326
what am I reading?
>>727558373
I'm not sure why this was a reply to 27, or why the question mark got fucked.
>>727558373
Men in drawn images aren't at all like real men in a lot of cases. Things are smoother and more attractive when drawn. You obviously don't have to include flaws or qualities that dissuade you in real life when you can construct your own reality in an image.
>>727558300
You might as well.
I could be doing everything way better than I am now, but I am not. It is almost as if I am innately bound to mediocrity in my actions.
Also why not go vegetarian if you are concerned about your weight?
>>727558417
Ugh, fine. Basically half my lineage is 16th century German nobility.
>captcha
>>727558792
ok
>>727558726
I feel similarly. It feels like real change would be a monumental effort that is basically impossible at this point.
I would easily go veggie if not for the godlike meat that is chicken. Such good protein.
Going to get my pizza now because fuck delivery prices / tips.
>>727558893
I wanted to impress Julian.
>concerns about losing weight
Eat less move more, holy fuck. This time you have right now? Could be moving! Cardio is your friend.
>>727559252
>concerns about losing weight
chubby is hotter anyway
>>727550523
edited Chicktract is underrated
>>727559411
Shut up, tubby, nobody asked you.
>>727559064
>wanting to impress Julian
shut up scales
badj I have discord
new thread?