Hey /b/ros
Tomorrow is April fools day. Is there anything that we can cook up to fool the world?
bumping for potential
how about a fake newspost to trick people into thinking NASA porivded Chris Hadfield with weed to thest the effects of it in zero g
>>727547023
Agreed. Bump.
>>727547103
elhctoN
Well, it would have to be something really serious, but the day after would be more of a success.
>>727547103
>porivded
Bump, I wanna see what we can cook up too.
"Harry Potter starlet Emma Watson commits suicide after explicit images of her are leaked on the Internet. More at 11"
like
>>727546805
Trump is gay.
>>727547103
>porivded
>thest
"Donald Trump is the new President of the Uni..." Wait.. WHAT
>>727547992
Donald trump dead by Over Dose on Viagra with Russian Hooker
School shootings running rampant on the 18th anniversary of Columbine.
>>727546805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo
Love It....
What about we make the people think that we have been finally shut down, for the day, but then the day after we come back with whatever we plan and fuck some shit up
>>727548403
>>727548591
Seems like a good idea.
>>727547426
I like this one.
We'd see two groups:
>omg so sad, emma watson ded
and
>show me the nudes
>>727547426
>suicide prank
>something that can be proven false in 30 seconds by seeing if they tweeted recently or contacting their agent
you realize why those jokes never end up making the news, right?
Convince the world that 4chan isn't mostly teenage virgins
Tumblr raid? Muslim gangrape spam?
>>727546805
#FatIsFit
We trick women including feminists into getting fat to "break the meta"
I'm telling you guys start shooting every school in honor of Eric and Dylan
#NoNudeShame
Trick women into posting their nudes online because "muh body is beautiful"
>>727549370
Spaghetti trees are now on the endangered list
>>727549068
>>727549370
Now these are good ideas.
Fuck new /btards/, these are the true heros
>>727549370
This actually sounds crazy enough to work. Now how do we execute this?
>>727549370
Dude are you insane I don't want to spend the next month replacing my eyedrops with chlorox
But it could get a lot of those fuckwads out of the workplace...ensue more drama, could be good
>>727549370
#NaturalBeauty
?
>>727549630
>>727549614
>>727549591
>>727549586
>>727549370
#NaturalBeauty or #NoNudeShame
The first one is easier to memorize
All you have to do is get fake nudes and post them on twitter and use that hashtag, soon, if enough people see, it will get noticed.
i'm talking 100 if not more anons posting the shit out of this in order for it to take effect.
>>727549824
Post some dumb shit like:
My body is beautiful how it is, however it might look #NoNudeShame
Or
I have no shame in how my body looks, everyone is beautiful in their way. #NaturalBeauty
don't only post n00ds of fit chicks, also post of land whales so the other donut eating pac-women also feel included.
>>727549370
That is an amazing idea! lets do that! #NaturalBeauty
elhcton
>>727550025
I'm gonna post the first nude now
>>727549824
#Nothingtohide
>>727550153
with the hashtag #Naturalbeauty
It's not too late for blowing up elementaries
This is a really great idea, but we all know some cuck is going to make a post telling Tumblr about the raid. Might as well not try.
>>727549591
We just gotta make some social media profiles and post fake nudes with the hashtag #NoNudeShame
i did it. everybody do the same but with other pics and texts. make sure to include #NaturalBeauty
https://twitter.com/Celebwatchjason/status/821700940025778177
>>727550661
The actual madman...
GOGOGO
>>727550661
nice, ima upload one aswell
another one
>>727546805
"Elon musks new neural lace is for mindcontrolling and detecting possible crimes and past doing too for the authorties to clean society the masses 2months after the release date according to a leak from space x technicians who disagree to moral grounds
And another one 8D
ill join this has some potential i guess, what social media should i use? i dont have any so have no idea
3 posts? WTF
>>727551822
Sounds legit
By the digits praise kek. This is just crazy enough to work.
>>727548732
But nobody will go with it unless the mods enforce it.
Someone get the Mods on this ASAP.
Done
>act like we're going to do the greatest prank we've ever pulled off until late tomorrow
>don't do anything
they'll never see it coming
>>727546805
bumpiddy bump,
I want to see pleb's reaction to this.
>Normal fags be like
>>727552027
>>727553010
I like this. And honestly it's the plan with the best chance of success
>>727553010
That would be hilarious if we weren't dealing with fucking morons
Isn't Twitter against nudes though? Will these post not just get insta-deleted?
Just looked up the #, this posts are not there. What's going on?
Maybe this would work better on Tumblr
>>727553968
noticed that too, tumblr does seem like a better option
>>727554234
Nudes on tumblr?! How is that a revolution???
>>727554377
How is a raven like a writing desk? they're both dumb ideas buddy it's just a bit of fun. On a serious note though, any better ideas?
>>727554377 >>727554565
It's obvious this whole plan is shit. Let's just shoot schools bc it's the month of Columbine
>>727546805
Pakistan has declared war to India.
some fake tweet almost made them go to war true story.
>>727546805
Well , south africa wont be able to pay gibs to 16 million niggers this month, land grap of white ppls land and rape murder etc, that will be interesting to see 2 million remainder of the founders of south africa against 16 million immigrant niggers demanding gibs from them.
>>727552966
Wtyf is this, posting fat acceptens to troll, this is some false flag shit.
>>727551851
thiose bookmarks you faggot
>>727551408
those tits are shopped
>>727554565
dumb ideas are not fun,. they are dumb.
Got mine ready boys
>>727554565
How about a kidnapping, let all start looking for a kid that doesn't really exist. It works on social midia and get traction really fast.
>>727555101
>1/ Listen up, everyone. I just got a very disturbing phone call about a grave subject
>2/ As many of you know, the president of South Africa, Jacob Zuma, recently announced that the blacks should gang up on Whites
>3/ Just as we predicted, the Rainbow Nation failed and is about to go the way of Zimbabwe
>4/ The government of South Africa is about to seize the land of the White minority. They are launching a real White genocide
>5/ White South Africans are in the United States and are reaching out to the Alt-Right
>6/ South Africa is on the verge of civil war. It is that serious. The shit is about to hit the fan
>7/ White South Africans are asking for our help. They're trying to get the word out about what is happening to the White community
>8/ The Whites of South Africa are already thinking in terms of how to raise money to defend their communities
>9/ If you haven't already done so, you need to contact your congressman and get them up to speed on what is happening in South Africa
>10/ We also need to put real pressure on @POTUS to intervene on South Africa
>11/ Jared Taylor did a podcast with the Suidlanders about this subject
>12/ The podcast gets to the serious part around the 29:00 minute part
twitter.com/occdissent/status/842412452306391042
amren.com/podcasts/2017/03/south-african-whites-prepare-for-anarchy-suidlanders-racial-conflict/
America is the only major country on this planet that has a president who might be sympathetic to the struggle of the whites in South Africa. If anything, it's your duty to contact people like Steve King to see if something can be done.
>>727555600
We dont like fat bitches stop trying to normalize stuffing your face with processed food.
>go back to tublr
Steve O death
https://dutifullyperfectturtle.tumblr.com/post/159048969622/im-not-ashamed-naturalbeauty-nonudeshame
>>727555647
What's the standard procedure for something like this to become an amber alert?
>>727556163
>>727556163
go away jabba
>>727555707
noicee. I definitely didn't know this was happening thank you for sharing
So no one has any orgional ideas. 40 ppl in here, fucking lame. lets do battle toads.
https://youtu.be/RigTqk7f39A
so any other ideas?
>>727549370
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but /b/ tried this like a month ago and it fizzled out super fast because everyone here is an uncommitted newfag.
>>727555450
You see it starts as fat acceptance but then fit slurs will see an opportunity to get attention and it'll snowball from there.
How about a slavery thing on someone famous. Any black actor anon out there?
>>727546805
put vaseline on the doorknobs
>>727555707
who did you gte the phone call from
Syria got nuked by a fictive country
>>727557046
How about Russian Goverment official is going to declare secrets meetings of classified information bought from U.S goverment officials.
Probably is gonna get some Russian whacked but it would be a nice trend.
>>727555707
Is that a April fools idea or are you actually sharing information cause I would actually believe that shit
I say we take on infowars. Expose Alex for who he really is. But leave breadcrumbs hinting that "the elite" is doing it.
>>727546805
Is there any way that we can trick people into donating money for the refugees from some
completely made up country? Perhaps blame Trump for them being refugees pr something
of the like?
>>727555707
im not racist but seems like a great idea
>>727550661
Faggot
>>727556410
Looked it up:
>>727548266
kek
How about we recreate 9/11 on cnn
>>727549370
id go with this one..
>>727549370
yea
>>727559111
Or we you could say something horrible is happening to alex jones, something like Hillary invested on iphone 7s and gave them to known ISIS members for them to explode.
I think it is the galaxy or something
>>727546805
Yea, pretend to not be a faggot tomorrow
>>727551408
>>727550661
We need more nudes
>>727547426
Love it, where to start?
>>727553024
>x be like meme
please leave, your kind are not welcome here.
>>727558333
Even your trips dont hide that you are a liberal fag trying to force narratives, no one wants to attack russia, get gassed
I'm still recovering from electing Trump. I can't handle another fucking fools day prank.
>>727560151
No im also this guy
>>727559793
>>727560151
just brainstorming faggot
Hey guys
none of the ideas will wok unless you newbies stop being a bucnh of impotent fags and actually commit to taking part in the operation, instead of just telling everyone else what to do like a bunch of hypocrites.
If you don't plan on carrying out any of these operations, the please leave this thread.
>>727559248
Racism: inherent differences among the various human racial groups determine cultural or individual achievement
SA was a arid desert empty of people, Whites came started farming, slavery was illegal because of the british.
Whites offered jobs to people from neighboring countries.
More came and started to rapidly out number the black workers and whites.
Workers and whites get attack raped mugged constantly.
Apartheid commences they keep the non working immigrant blacks away from the whites and black paid labor.
67 deaths a year
Nelson Mandela the self proclaimed terrorist took power with terror attacks, kills 77,000 people
SA rape capital of the world
37 deaths a day
https://americanfreepress.net/70000-whites-murdered-in-modern-south-africa-obamas-african-legacy/
>it is actually real, so we can me like its a prank bro.
>but then its not.
>>727550661
>>727551408
>>727552966
Posting to /r/ for more nudes
>>727560151
Fuck off moralfag!
>>727559793
There you go again, attacking our own.
>they are already trying to discredit alex jones.
maybe we could get the fake news to pick up the south african story, if its not going to happen they are wrong and look like a fool.
if it actually does happens it is covered and we get the footage from it because it is covered.
>implying you faggots will actually achieve anything
>>727560603
you wont do shit because you are some jew pussy using this thread to fuck the world and make shekels.
>>727560786
>>727560657
Drop tips?, pretending to be south african whites. include gore and the Christian syrian in SA angle??
>>727549370
This pls
>>727552966>>727551408
>>727550661
Here's mine
>>727549824
How would you even know which fat cow is a anon and which is real, in the end it is nothing but fag beta anons watching at naked sea mammals.
>>727552966
you stupid fuck. that picture has a watermark
>>727550661
Why the fuck not just go straight for the fat shaming by posting exercise tips on any fat persons comments and profiles.
>>727558842
its real, but that doesnt means we can use it on aprils fool, the payment of the benefits are on the first, and it looks like they wont be able to pay.
Here's my contribution, anon.
>>727561456
you guys are pathetic, nothing but muh fap.
>>727561621
i like this, mass exercise tips.
>they are sjw because they are fat, we can fight this demon
>/fit could get in on this one
>>727561608
>>727561873
Would breed, wtf is the point posting fat cows is nothing new.
Nor is it trolling, pee for equality only got a few girls and only one killed her self.
i vote for fat shaming.
>>727547103
>>727546805
Edibles are more believable.
That said, a fake news leak about pot or lcd being tested on the ISS would be pretty kekky if it gained any traction.
>>727561608
>Implying SJWs are smart enough to see that
>>727560657
Ok fine than you think of something
>>727562306
Even one suicide is enough to justify any amount of effort.
>>727552966
Daais die grootste fokken tiete wat ek nog ooit gesien het
>>727557202
This.
Btard schemes are 100% larps without the live or action.
>>727563384
groter as die vet meide lanks die pad?
>>727564321
you gotta be shitting me link.
>>727564576
no Its just a concept man
>>727546805
That one of our communication sattelites would crash down on earth, most likely in Italy.
Trump is transgendered
>>727564990
trumps sister looks the part tbh
>>727550661
Buuuyuuump
Migrant found
>>727546805
Autism?
>>727558043
Kekistaan did it
Left and came back and we're still arguing over what to do this is fucking shameful
Is this twitter thing still going on
Twitter censoring nudes could totally be spun as 'the patriarchal media censoring women' which the SJWs would FUCKING LOVE
just saying
>>727549370
>#NoNudeShame
roll
>>727562306
Fat shaming April, this sounds like it could be a thing.
>>727566102
B/ruh you might be on to smothing
>>727566172
Won't shit like this be too obvious? Like it's coming out on April 1st. No ones gonna do it.
We need something legit believable but not too whack assed, like marine le pen was assassinated
>>727562688
nice dubs, but dont you think more would kill themselves if we just shame them all, if anything they would grief eat themselves in to diabetes and lose a limb.
Then we can always do some amputee nude thing to finish the job on the survivors after that.
I have next nuclear bomb do you want me to blow up ? Affects all humans no matter if you hide in a bunker. It will basically create a black hole
(so irreversible effects even time wouldn't earse em)
>>727564791
>Sure lets attack our man the great emperor trump.
>>727549370
I like where this is going
>>727566276
Its not that hard, dont have to puke my guts out because of the naked whale thing.
>>727567133
It was kinda tried already but the Twitter takes down nudes instantly and they don't even show up in the tags
>>727549586
New b tards, lets glorify fat women. you dont even get anything but fat women nudes out of it.
>this shit isnt logical, what is the incentive? less hot women
id call false flag on this one
>>727549293
This
>>727546805
lets make half life 3 with promotional material and a game on steam
>>727549293
i dont get it
>>727549275
But they are already fat, you are just justifying their fatness, this is going to back fire.
Low self esteem women fucking niggers destroying the white race.
>>727554579
Here is a point, you are making women feel okay about being fat.
>>727549370
i call fag on every positive reply to this comment
>>727549370
This sounds pretty awesome. Lets go for it /b/ros
>>727562688
you have to look at tons of fat nudes to find the one bitch that posts them, some dont actually give a shit about being fat. they un around naked on th street. you are just giving them more justification and good feels about being fat.
>>727566276
this is not working at all, utter failure
>>727567479
>>727567707
>>727567947
>>727568290
You could have just written a single post, you know.
Start pointing out to the SJWs that you can't support the idea of biological sex being a societical phenomenon (thingie) and also support trans people
you get what I'm saying
someone smart translate please bc it's a valid point and also will ensue lots of WhaleRageTM
>>727566534
>>727549370
If you make them feel good for being fat you might actual prevent suicide of fatties.
>>727568434
no because you can only post 1 img at the time. are you the tumblr samefag trying to start fat acceptance?
How about some fake-SJW? "Man are trying to tell us that we should be ashamed" and shit like this... let's troll the feminists
>>727555707
Roll for this
>>727569001
Legit what I'm saying.
Also. Try to keep your chill rn you're barely >9000
>>727557046
https://youtu.be/FejPpWHCemM
Battletoad.
>>727548134
>>>727547992
>Donald trump dead by Over Dose on Viagra with Russian Hooker
Bled to death from penis rupture due to erectile dysfunction medicine misuse with three Russian hoohers...would be a bit better.
>>727549370
What if we all dress up as femanons and have our dicks photoshopped off in order for it to work
>>727557260
just go straight for the offensive. there are enough fat cunts out there already.
Pool's closed v2.0
>buzzkiller
>feed's closed
https://youtu.be/t8Qq_06zHX4
>>727557984
Alex jones
>>727558333
i think CNN already did this one.
>>727555557
>The Boston Battletoads
>>727559248
Racism is nearly observing the differences between people who lived in isolation for a long period of time and evolved unique traits and characteristics
Now one thing about the European and Asian blood tho, because Europeans and Asians have more population groups (family trees) and much shorter / younger family trees the African and arab genetics are more dominate
The media is using the term genetic diversity for a old population group who lived in isolation for a long time. This is where the misconception of African Negroids being more genetic diverse comes from aswell (the African family trees(main ethnic African groups) are bigger and have longer branches but the rest of the world Asians and Europeans have more family trees
Because of this long isolation these genetic groups(trees) gained genetic dominant genes true interbreeding and strengthening genetics by keeping a selecting the same set of genetics over and over again generation after generation
All other so called junk DNA, that causes the unique mutations needed for evolution and diversity decay with every copy reducing mutations within the population group
This is the cause of "regression" to the average mean denominator.
Now you call some one a racist , but by being a racist you are preventing regression to the mean avg and in fact protecting diversity and the unique specialized traits of humans that would simply disappear by gene mixture coming from outside the group that developed these unique advanced traits and ability's, resulting in regression to the mean avg and loss of this trait/ability
Not having the diverse groups isolated from each other, developing and evolving unique traits and abilities does not allow the population groups to adept to disease etc and survive bottleneck events
We need to protect this diversity and ensure the survival of the genetic uniqueness of these groups and not have them regress to the avg norm which is void of ability and specialization of genes
>>727560077
No, no we dont
>>727561608
Fixed it
>>727562163
idk anon.
This might be to painful for some
>>727561608
I fixed it
>>727561608
It's gone now
>>727568555
what if we do a nofatshamingforman
it could backfire only fatass women will post pics seriously and we can put some fatasses to post their belly, saying no more fat shame.
saying something about kalvin klein
>>727562539
Lets spread this every where
>>727566276
>>727570619
Second
>>727570619
This has potencials boiis
So to recap
>we have no ideas
>aint gun do shit
>>727570559
So by fat shaming you still achieve the goal of fat women posting their nudes so you can fat shame them more.
Fat shaming sounds like a win.
>>727569515
THIS
>>727570619
its terrible knowing that these women are raped and treated as such whilst breeding more shit skins(just look at their hands these are not arab women they are caucasian girls).
But i just cant stop laughing at how fucking funny it looks.
>>727569515
Sounds gay as fuck anon
>>727569839
im digging this one
>>727546805
Gp to the store and buy toothpaste. Replace toothpaste with deep heat then re use packaging and put back on shelf then wait to see what happens.
>>727570275
>>727570297
Jup
>>727570619
im spreading this
>>727546805
/pol/ has been permanently shut down due to propagating right wing extremism.
>>727569515
The fuck ... ? just put a bra on and show your fat belly without photoshop.
>>727570996
yeap so it is been about four hours and this thread has not been a win yet.
>>727566522
This is why fat shaming would work. no one has to believe shit, all they need to be is fat.
>>727546805
Easy (sadly only for the future)
>Earth day 2017
>Global temperature on the rise
>Sea level rises
>We must do something
>>Campaign on social media to dump all ice people can get their hands on into any local lakes, streams, rivers or oceans, or just outside
>>As this escalates, we start telling people to open all refrigerators and freezers, and open all windows and doors, and to turn AC on high
>retards realize the acs and such require power which burns coal, etc, actually raising the Earths temperature
I'm dropped a lot of gumballs in someone's mailbox.
Pic related.
>>727572654
I'm gonna lime this down to the floor.
with superlime.
>>727572614
we need staying power.
Let's leave it to just dumping the ice, yeah?
>>727572832
mixed 7up with soja sauce,
It looks exactly like cola.
>>727572832
>lime
It's glue you kankermongool.
Or did I fall into your clever trap?
>>727546805
we make a fake news article about a pepe hate crime
>>727573129
Did you just say trap?
>>727573129
Oja glue.
Ben niet echt goed met engels.
>>727573217
lets find a criminal named pepe and spread his story.
Leftie get triggered by pepe, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, then it is actually some mexican illegal and they are racists.
Those things need to be planned in advance, you can't just execute this shit on April 1st.
I think a raid somewhere would be best to do at this point.
But think:
>Prank cannot be defused easily
>Must hit largest amount of people possible
>Must not be immediately linked to 4chan
>Actually fools people
>>727573606
dont be such a downer
>>727546805
#NaturalBeauty
bump for the lulz, let's get organize OP start a new thread
>>727572991
Agreed
>>727572614
global warming is a hoax lefty cunt.
We are in the longest cold period ever.
according the models they computes (with false data inputs) we stayed of a ice age.
>>727575430
How did you get me being a lefty cuck from that? The prank preys on people that are worried about global warming, why would i want to prank my "allies"?
I'm skeptical on the matter though
>>727576292
He's an American so clearly he doesn't know any better.
>>727575430
>>727576292
you're both retards
>BREAKING: Thousands of girls are posting their nude photos on social media show solidarity for celebs that have been hacked. SPREAD THE NEWS
#NoShameNoLeak
(posting fake feminist whales showing their nips on twitter to start a trend)
How about we say were going to ddos a bunch of sites, but never do it because there's no hackers here.
>>727577061
this is a good idea