Alone at GF's apartment... what do?

Leave her vibe running so the batteries drain

Then when she really needs it in a moment of sexual frenzy, she'll be blueballed

>>727546552
timestamp with one of her sex toys

>>727546552
Search her computer and see all the nudes she sends to guys

>>727546552
Make some coffee and play sudoku.

>>727546552
If it was me, I'd drink all her alcohol.

>>727546552
PUT UR SOCKS IN THE OVEN!

top shelf her toilet

did that to one of my exes, i was dissapoint she found it hilarious

>>727546552
mess

>>727546552
replace that cheap ass carpet in her bedroom

>>727546552
Jizz in her milk

>>727546552

Go to the store and buy some socks that say "I have a job", instead of "I'm a closet homosexual".

shoe on head

>>727546965
It's her apartment... that would be a waste of money

>>727547007
True. Worst socks ever.

>>727547280
timestamp fgt

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>>727546795
this

>>727547280
post pics of her wearing some of that anon

>>727547471
She's not here...

>>727546795
>2017
>still thinks girls have nudes on computer
>kek.svg

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Must be that time of the month...

>>727547621
you don't have any pics of her she's sent you?

>>727546552
thats easy just slap your dick on everything you can find, so you know if she was to get a new bf, everything he will touch, you had your dick on it

>>727546552
Betray her trust.

you're just waiting for someone to tell you to put on her clothes/panties/makeup/shoes so just do it already

>>727546552
OP here, what do anons want to see?

>>727548092
a timestamp

>>727548058
Is that a thing? Not gonna happen...

>>727548092

we don't know whats in her house bro. surprise us.

>>727546552
Go on graiglist, get a shemale to come around the time your gf is supposed to get home and suck it's dick. Then tell us how it ended.

>>727548284
and i mean craiglist, obviously.

>>727547718
Depends on the relationship. Girls don't leave it on their phones if they have the type of relationship to let each other look through and use each other's phones.

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>>727548145

>>727546552
post a nude of her so we know we arent wasting time replying to this thread

>>727548457
Now do one with your cock hanging into a pair of her panties

>>727548457

post her nylons/pantyhose

>>727546552
>>727548457
Just let the autism flow, really. Shit all over the place or something, but dont forget a timestamp in every pic!

Cum in her shampoo bottle

Do this repeatedly even after this thread is done

Nut in her Face Moisturizer.

Show us her sinks.

her toothbrush, your ass!

>>727548581
I would also like to see this

Bro if her names Chloe, run she got the hiv

>>727548457
Wear her panties. Just take a picture of the waistband once you got em on. I don't wanna see you in them.

find her dildo, put it in your ass then change it's place so she knows you found it

blow his minecraft house

Roll her underwar into toiletpaper and fucking smoke it.

Find her vibrator, turn it on and stick it in your ass.

Post pic with timestamp or you're a faggot scared that you might like it.

>>727547280
post pics of yourself wearing some of that anon

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Shit found some pics on her computer. She's sent these to me though

>>727549052

that's a guy

Any sextoys?

>>727549052
kek, she's sent them to others too bro

girls don't hoard nudes like we do, they pump and dump

>>727546552
drink a dr pepper with a pair of her panties over your face

>>727549052
It's a trap!

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This is not me though.... fuck. It's dated 8 months before we started dating...

>>727549001

>Scared of liking vibrator in your ass

And the problem is?

>>727546552
Switch spoons and forks in her silverware drawer. Swap lightbulbs out for a lower wattage. Deny deny.

>>727549224
LOL

>>727549224

post the video faggot

>>727549224
lul, i remember that

>>727549052
you better rim her asshole good OP

>>727549224
So what's the problem, upload it

How do I make it a webm?

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>>727549224

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>>727549329

>>727549224
take revenge and dump her for being a slut

I feel like I've seen this shit before.

>>727549052
>>727549224

But, put dick on everything. Mark your territory.

>>727549224
Well this thread just took a major left turn

>>727549224
This is why you don't go digging around in your girlfriend's apartment.

Or maybe it's exactly why.

I don't know. I did it and got triggered by finding old diary entries where she was whining about her ex for fucking paaaaages and I couldn't help but think. Bitch, I just can't see you putting pen to paper on me to this level.

Never got it out of my mind. Relationship ended up not working out. Lesson not really learned, uh...

>>727549401
Look up online WebM converter takes 30ish seconds

>>727549224
Fuckin kek! Next time you fuck her you should take a pic like that.

Shit in coffee maker and pee in pickle jar.

>>727547006
jizz in her mayo

>>727548581
bump

>>727549717
Rolling for this

>>727547280
gawd damn, we got a whale folks!

>>727549777
Trips demands it

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>>727549224
delete everything on her computer and download thousands of ISIS beheading videos

>>727549238
repressed homosexuality. the only reason not to.

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>>727549224
>upload it

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>>727549777
Here you go. Some stockings.

>>727549811


Are you literally retarded..?

>>727549224
post the video

>>727549995

put them on faggot

>>727550062
Haha no

>>727549603
Same with me, read an old diary entry from before we were dating.

The first line was Danny has the biggest fucking dick.
I should of stop their but didn't. she wrote how she was scared of his cock at first but now the sex is amazing and he always makes her cum during sex.

Wanted to fucking kill myself after reading that.

>>727547807
Wait "must be"? You don't know? I smell bullshit faggot

>>727549995
upload the video you fucking faggot no one cares about her fucking stockings

>>727549224
If it was before you, don't be jelly bruh...unless she watches this shit all the dam time then yeah be a little jelly. Also, post the vid on mega or something.

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1/2

>>727549995
Upload the video figit. You can remove audio if you need to, but upload it.

>>727547718
Of course you know he found nudes on her computer.

>>727548880
or leave it there but full of shit i guess she'll find out he used it

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>>727550223
2/2

anon break all her light bulbs her tv all her appliances then smear your shit all over her wall then when she gets back lay on the ground like a starfish with her dildo glued on your forehead

>>727550193
I care op, you did the right thing, but now the video.

>>727550328

dude no

>>727550328
what the fuck are you doing

>>727550328
Lick it op

>>727546552
Be alone...

>>727546668
>Then when she really needs it in a moment of sexual frenzy...

...she'll have one of her 'friends' help her.

>>727550423
reroll

We want the fucking vid

I think its his apartment

>>727550423
Rolling

>>727550328
come home
see boyfriend taking pictures of my used tampons
tfw

Post video

>>727550423
Rolling for it

>>727546965
You've got a good eye. How did you notice it was cheap?

>>727546552
Play Q3DM17 INSTARAILJUMPING

realize you don't have a girlfriend and stop trespassing immediately

Take a shit on the floor

OP here, just fapped to a vid of my gf getting fucked by another guy.

>>727550328
well that was some nasty shit to watch.

>>727550328
hahahaha.. i´m laughing tears! you nasty faggot! how can you suppose anyone is interested in this? why are you interested in this? are you her 12 year old brother? pooooh, you nasty faggot!

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(864) 346-2013

>>727551139
this

>>727551396
it´s getting better and better.. now could you plz search for the big black dildo?

>>727551628
Wtf is that

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>>727551396

drop a classic .img .mov search on her C drive and see what happens

>>727551781
http://quake.wikia.com/wiki/Q3DM17:_The_Longest_Yard

>>727551536
Wut?

>>727551396
>meanwhile holding the bloody tampon

>>727546552
Shave those damn legs.

Go through her medicine cabinet and hunt for painkillers and benzos. Post results:

>>727546552
Hang yourself using her favourite scarf

check the back and the corners of every drawer in her closet

>>727546552
Sniff all her underwear, dress in her clothes, pleasure your self inside her pantyhose.. then go listen to Stephen Lynch..

>>727550328
Nothing wrong with a bloody sex

>>727553140
Period...sentence and all that.

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>>727550328
Nasty as fuck but I'm interested. Pic unrelated.

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>>727550223
>>727550328
Jesus fucking Christ OP you fucking degenerate wtf are you even doing?

>>727546795
This. See what she's been doing and install a keylogger with a way to remote into her computer.

>>727550328
ENOUGH OF THIS DISGUSTING SHIT. UPLOAD THE VID FFS

>>727546552
This is fake and gay, this thread has been posted numerous times with the same pics.
No there is no dildos, yes the pantie pics are fake, no you will not have timestamps

post more pics you fucking dirtbag

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

>>727553683
>Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
excuse me?

>>727553683
u fockin wot m9?

>>727553637
have you even read the thread you fag?

>>727551396
post more screencaps if you aren't gonna upload the whole thing.

Also, who has the bigger dick? You or the other guy?

Dear OP.
Post a clothed pic of her and a nude one so that we can make a on-off pic and fap to her.

>>727550123
Fucking smarts, dude. Ugh. And I kept going. Then I started getting noided out, installed a keylogger on her computer, got into all her social media and email accounts. Found out a lot of shit I didn't want to know... at all.

Probably doomed the relationship right then and there. Curiosity and the cat.

bump for interest

post the video OP

>>727555228
do you think she finds less, if she searches your pc?

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OP here. Sorry was away for a minute. Working on vid

>>727549995
>>727556089
any of her in that lingerie? or any lingerie?

>>727556089
Need pic of you in her panties and make-up too

>>727553803
>>727553886
y'all need to figure it out yourself i cant fix stupid

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

>>727556081
Yeah, definitely, because I'm not a stupid bitch that writes for ages about shit I don't want other people to know. Also, when I'm done with a bitch - all her shit goes in a box. I don't pine away for hoes, fam.

But the point is that it was a fruitless, painful endeavor and curiosity bit me in the ass for being jealous and weird.

>>727556089
Wear all that makeup and post your face afterwards.

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>>727557857

OP is too busy fapping to the other vids of his GF with another dude

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>>727557857
>>727557899

>>727546552


JESUS CHRIST OP I THINK YOU LIVE IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING WAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>>727557914
CUCKED

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>>727557914
Trying bros

>>727558050
What's the street address , number

>>727558118
Doing god's work anon

>>727558189

Alta Market Central is the building name. Or you're in an identical apartment somewhere else owned by the same management company.

I know I would be

>>727558189
>>727558372
This just got interesting in a whole new way.

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>>727558600
>>727546552

Yeah this is fucking weird man. I recreated your pic.

Op, godspeed with the vid

Now kiss

>>727558600
If OP moves his fucking timestamp in his next pic, we have a timezone

>>727558860
Godspeed anon! Honk your horn! FIND OP!

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>>727558860

>>727559054
I can already tell you its central standard time.

Hey op could you show me more of her panties please?

>>727558860
well... go and say hi to each other

>>727558860
yell op
you got this

>>727559204
this

>>727549224
fuck dude 8 months wow thats practically cheating

>>727558860
Well, now we know who the guy fucking OPs GF was.

>>727558860
Holy shit, this is pretty cool!

>>727549224
she still thinks about him and you know it

>>727558860
You faggot you scared off the OP

>>727549224
did you fap to it

Fake af

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>>727559287
rip my sides

Fill her browser history with fmf videos and pictures

>>727559393
I dunno man now that someone posting on 4chan lives near me I might as well just burn the whole building down.

>>727559393
maybe they met irl

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>>727558860

>>727550123
but did you fap to it

>>727559393
Nah, they are playing swords

OP any update?

>>727556089
CUM INSIDE THE CANS

>>727559081
MFW this thread

>>727559479
well you were already there so thats bad enough

>>727558372
>>727558118
you two bros should hang out and maybe j/o together

>>727558860
wtf all the apartments are identical
people living in habitats like a zoo, mayne

>>727559691
why the fuck do you faggots want to cum on everything?

>>727559479
No, no

You should have meetups and make brownies that you didn't cum in for each other!

>>727559609
hol fuck 3 btards in one building

>>727559848
it's better than your parents basment

>>727559848
yeah what kind of ghetto ass niger hole is this

haha.. no vidz from OP.

yup.. still a faggot.

>>727559926
how is that identical

>>727559948
yeah i guess so
more pics of apartment so i can fantasize about not being NEET pls

>>727559957
op is dead

>>727559864
I said cum inside the cans as cum inside the vajeena

>>727560022
OP and I are definitely in the same building. (Same cabinets, floor plan, layout, etc.)

The third fag is unrelated.

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im done im fucking done with this shit jesus

>>727560285
heh thats kinda funny

>>727560312
post more pics of apartment it looks nice
how much?

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>>727560285
is that the guy from smashmouth

>>727560314
?

>>727547006

This

>>727560507
you fucking faggots stop cuming on everything

>>727560505
the captcha

Fuck you guys. OP here how to remove audio stream? So close

>>727560656
we dont care about audio just post the vid faggot

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>>727560488
might be

>>727558860
>>727559081
>>727559204
>>727559217
>>727559246
>>727559312
>>727559479
>>727559517
>>727559609
>>727559752
>>727559790
>>727559889
>>727559926
>>727560036
>>727560312
>U.S.A..implying you can´t order a modular building straight from the catalog

>>727560656
why not just post it on pornhub or somethin

>>727560431
It is nice. Its around $1,200/month which is pretty average for the area.

my place is a fucking mess right now, OP's GF's place is way cleaner he can post more pics. If he does i'll recreate them in my place too.

>>727560713
It won't let it post with audio. I have to remove it

>>727560488
yes

>>727560770
>implying that isnt trashy as fuck

>>727546552
I think you should leave her a sweet note

>>727560835
Put it in a video editor or some shit I dunno

>>727560770
Yeah but OP responded when I posted the building name. Hes prolly like 2 stories above me right now jerking off for you fegs.

>>727560770
no tyron we like to choose how our house looks like

>>727560835
/b/ doesn't allow audio webms, so it will automatically remove the stream.

Can other anons confirm?

>>727560835
Google "remove audio from webm". Plenty of links. If you have VLC, it'll do it.

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>>727560920

>>727560834
>>727560835
OP, go find random anon.
He's a really cool guy and not afraid of nothin

>>727560835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwUhKcZb1Dk

>>727560656
take to an online video editor and export without audio

>>727546552
OP just put porn on SUPER LOUD in your apartment and this other btard can wander around listening for the moaning and fucking sounds.

It'll be like an autistic safari.

>>727557899
more of this girl? face?

>>727560947
>>727561158
>>727561169

you autists are real fucking helpfull all of the sudden when it comes to uploading this kind of shit

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>>727561185

>>727560920
>>727561018
are you just stupid?

>>727561185
This or play Shadilay loudly...
you realize no one cares about your porn video. You find another Btard in the wild while browsing... Jesus anon go make a friend

>>727560835
Try VideoPad, it's free. You can use it to encode and mute the audio stream.

>>727561185
>autistic safari

my sides

>>727561185
sides are now in orbit

>>727561336
no im just white

dayum this thread is testing my patience..

>>727560488
SOME BODY....

>>727561463
ONCE

>>727561185
kek

>>727549224
It's 8 months before you started dating... At least not when you started dating. Talk to her about it if it bothers you. Has she mentioned an ex? Tell her you're outraged she's keeping old nudes as a means to get off.
>>727558860
Holy shit

>>727561521
TOLD ME

>>727561336
are you just poor?

>>727560834
that sounds pretty badass man

>>727561532
I'd be happy to have a freak as a GF.

>>727561564
THE WORLD

>>727560656
open in QuickTime, go to window tab, open inspector, highlight audio track and hit delete or just uncheck audio.

>>727561564
THE WORLD

>>727560651
What about it?

>>10342830

Fuck it. This should work. Fuck you guys

Wow he has a GF and hes on 4chan lmao rare pepe

>>727561634
>>727561642
fucking idiot

>>727561634
>>727561642
fucking good job

>>727561532
Dude no, you don't tell someone you scanned their computer and went through their shit anon, that is a no no

>>727561642
>>727561634
>>727561564
>>727561521
>>727561463
stop it, faggots.

>>727561185
>inb4 the btard brings a knife on the safari and kills op and mounts his head on the wall

>>727561642
WAS GOING TO BLOW ME

PANTY RAID WITH TIMESTAMP REEEEE

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>>727560312
>>727556089

Op USE other anons pics in apartment just like hers to scare her, say you found them on pc or some shit. Anons think there has to be a good end game in this somewhere

>>727561279
wtf why

>>727561687
God dammit
>>>/gif/10342830

>>727561640
Obviously on a copy of this file, not the original ... make sure you delete recently accessed places and look at the last changed dates... dead give away

>>727561796
gay

Pee in the top of the toilet

>>727561796
Is he bigger than you?

>>727561742
>inb4 post pics

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>>727559287
/Thread
Also we know he knows he fapped to the video.
Self Steem went up to that guy maybe he is thinking of making porn.
OP found he is a cuck and everybody is happy.

>>727561305
:)

>>727561627
You mean a girl which masturbated to her ex?
>>727561730
What? I would. Doesn't matter you scanned through their stuff what matters is you found something worrying. Better to tell them than not be honest.

>>727547006
That

>>727561425
>>727561570
ok.. wise guys.. i was just just mentioning, that OP could live in a building that isn´t total unice but straight from the catalog

>>727561564
>>727561521
>>727561463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey5GItze-BY&

>>727561781
What can I say except, you're welcome.

>>727561796
I hope you fuck better than him. Cuz that vid is example of how you don't fuck. It's all slow and he is not even sticking it all the way in

>>727561642
>>727561634
ON HER FOOUR HEAD

>>727562090
=)

>>727561766
thats not how the song goes!

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I'm between fucking around with that video found another of her getting eaten out.

>>727549224

Dump nudes

>>727561768
>THIS

>>727549995
Stats needed: Height, weight, measurements?

>>727562222
Listen here, faggot. My penis is going into your son's butt as well as into your daughter's butt. That much is certain. The only question is the order. Am I going to put my penis into your son's butt and then into your daughter's butt? Or am I going to put my penis into your daughter's butt and then into your son's butt? I know your son has to get picked up from soccer practice, and I don't want to make things harder on your wife. She gives so much of herself to those kids, bless her heart.

>>727561796
o babey

>>727562090
thats not obama

>>727546552
Shit in her shoes and blame it on her cat. If she doesn't own a cat, buy her one..... and then shit her shoes.

>>727561745
>>727561735
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

>>727562143
oh ok yeah

>>727561796

OP came through! Didn't actually think he would. Good job, OP

>>727562118
You are retarded, people's mental states fluctuate ... she could have that on there from a while ago and just not deleted it yet.

It would cause way more issues bringing it up.

>>727562222
>>quads speak the truth