i'm a bored mexican, ask me somethinnnng

>>727535217
What's your name?

>>727535217
Fonds vives güey?

>>727535217
Is prostitution legal/tolerant in Mexico? If I want to fuck some whores in Mexico, will I be thrown in jail?

Also, I really want a Mexican traditional wife. I'm a white 26 year old virgin from the US. What part of Mexico should I travel to find my future wife?

Tell these trumptards Central Americans are the problem

>>727535393
Travel to hell.

>>727535393
if you want a prostitute go to our capital

>>727535217
i'm italian i've a mexican girlfriend, why mexican gitls are so crazy=!

>>727535495
they are? didn't know that

>>727535594
you lucky man

Why do mexican men have disgusting physiques?

They all look like the wrestler Santos

>>727535729
you mean that we're fat or ugly?

>>727535217
Hey Juan, I'm not paying you to shit post, I'm paying you to clip the fucking lawn and then clean the pool...get to work or it's back to Home Depot you go.

>>727535855
both, also you smell really bad

>>727535870
as you wish

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>>727535217
Do you consider yourself or your people as the biggest threat to America? What do you think about Donald Trump?

>>727535939
the only people who smell bad where i live are the old men

>>727535670
really?!

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>>727535217
Are you going to pay for the wall?

>>727536009
1) fuck no
2) well his is no going to build his wall, the only one who must be afraid of him are the illegals

>>727536105
does she cook good?

>>727536198
do you accept pesos (mexican money)?

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>>727536009
Absolutely

So, I hope your carrot president better builds that fucking wall soon, cause the Germans called us and they offered help to take back our lost territories

>>727536084
So you live in DF?

Why do your people allow Ranchero music. Isn't that like the nigger music of Mexico?

>>727536995
Nope, ranchero is like country music... For rednecks

Banda regional music is niggers music, just look up for this el komander or la trakalosa. It's cancer shit

>>727536952
that nest of rats? no

>>727537198
That shit is the real reason we need the wall between our countries

PPCDSALVC

Any fun with Cartels?

What city are you from Mexifag? I'm originally from GTO

>>727535729
Their diet is based on corn, pan dulce, takkis and soda

>>727537564
no yet, el chapo is not in our country

>>727535217
>a bored mexican
Don't you have lawns to mow, tables to bus?

>>727537717
and the tacos, tamales?

>>727535217
where are you from?

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>>727535855
No i think he means having no waist or neck.. a lot of you are built like a brick.

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>>727536254
she doesn't cook

>>727537886
uncle pancho !!!

>>727537949
then kick her ass

>>727535393
Guadalajara and Queretaro are the best places to live in México
Monterrey is the city with most similarities to Usa except it's fucking hot all the year.
Ciudad de Mexico is awesome but it's overpopulated.
For a traditional Mexican wife I recommend you visiting Saltillo it's the closest city to usa that has that type of people, it's fucking boring though, there is nothing to do except fucking, getting high and drinking.
At Matamoros and Reynosa there are lots of women that are hungry for American dick but every city at Tamaulipas is full of narcos.

Most women will give you a chance if your height is more than 5'7 and smell like perfume even if you are fucking ugly.

I recommend you visiting Mexico, but do not come to live, it's fucking dangerous and most salaries are a joke, except if you come from a good University and have job experience or have a friend that gives you a place at the government.

You will win more money working at a Usa's Subway than being a engineer in Mexico.

>>727537987
yes i should do it!

but she fucks so well

>>727538081
that is a good point

>>727535870
kek

>>727535729
Nobody exersices in here (MX) that's why we always lose at the olympics

>>727535217
Why do you people always have hickies?

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Mexicans look like this and think they're the shit

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If more mexican men looked like Diego Luna, I'd fuck more of your kind...instead they all look like this

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They look like this also

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The majority of mexicans in my city look like this

what is your favourite mexican animal?

>>727540295
A chihuahua

who is your favourite mexican politician?

>>727540489
VICENTE FIX

Are Oaxacans the niggers of your country? Why so much hate towards them? Is it cause they undercut wages and are ugly?

MexiOP, why are you giving the ol lazy stereotype about mexicans by not answering the questions provided?

would it be dangerous for me (slav, not tall) be in mexico?

OP got deported

>>727536009
>>727541300
Cartels kill people everyday. But normally they don't bother tourists. Just avoid traveling at night. And stay away from veracruz. Sinaloa and acapulco (guerrero).

>>727542290
but they only kill members of opposing cartels right?

Do you plan on covering the new border wall with graffiti?

>>727542290
Advice for traveling to the US. Avoid every major city and avoid blacks.

>>727542526
Mostly. But 2 aussies where killed like 6 months ago in sinaloa. And a spanish chick before that in mexico city. Is not common. But happens