Why aren't you at work or school right now?

But i am at work

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ive got a week off

>>727527124
got fired 2 months ago.

>>727527124
Work's over at 4p.m. on Fridays.

>>727527124
Factoryfag here. It's usually a half day on Fridays.

I work night shift

>>727527124
retired in 2001

cause i'm a loser who doesn't do anything.

Thyroid cancer

>>727527124
it's fucking 2am on a saturday is why

>>727527189
Amazing feet

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>>727527124
Because I had classes from 8AM-4 PM and it's 6PM now.

>>727527248
implying you can't work you lazy faggot

>>727527168
cam girl detected

>>727527124
Turns out master's degree classes are few in the week and you can study at home for most of the time.

>>727527124
I dont have class on M,W,F cuz im a second semester senior

>>727527435
Very considerate of Devry

>>727527124
ITS 1:32am YOU FUCKING BITCH JUDGING ME YOU SLUT WHORE GO TAKE SOME MORE NUDE BATH PICS YOU WHORE NOT EVEN MAGIC MUDBLOOD WHORE BITCH SHOULD HAVE FUCKED HARRY NOT RON

>>727527124
I don't wanna take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

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lol but I am at work, on a boring conference call with regulatory and they're just going blah blah blah

>mfw

>>727527460
>be in college
>have all but one class T Th
>odd class is 7:30 am MWF
>drop MWF class
>all classes two days masterrace
>don't go to class anyway

God I kind of miss college...

>>727527124
On toilet

I have polio

>>727527634
me too, I don't know why I rushed to get done in 4 years. I should have milked a double major or something, my job at the USDA covered rent and tuition just fine.

>>727527586
trust me it only works till your late 30s then they start asking what your long term goals are. FUCKING SLUT WHORES JUDGING ME FUCK THEM BITCH CUNT SHOULD HAVE FUCKED HARRY NOT RON

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>>727527124
I finished work a few hours

OP why are you using your hands to type instead of to stuff more cock in your mouth?

>>727527652
>2017
>not shitting at work or school

it's like you don't even want a clean bathroom in your mom's basement

Still recovering from a knee injury.

>>727527702
late 20s*

>>727527698
>why I rushed

I know why I rushed. I hated everybody at college and I thought a degree meant a job in my field.

God damn I was stupid.

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>>727527586
Manson has wifi

work starts at 5

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its 6pm here, have fun at work

>>727527124
Negotiating my immunity from prosecution.

night shift

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>>727527704

>>727527516
I wouldn't know, never took an online course.

>>727527124
I am studying for my upcoming exams...

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>>727527881
lot lizard

>>727527853
Hey shad, hope it all works out.

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>>727527985
study this

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>>727527999
OYYY VEEEEYYYY

>>727527124

Because I work remotely and take classes online

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>>727527704

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>>727527124

Protests for the rise in cost of public transport.
Fugg Bogotá m8

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>>727527999
CHECKEM YOU FILTHY GOYIM

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>>727527124
I'm off for the first time in two weeks. This is the first time I've been on here in two weeks I haven't even refreshed.THIS IS HOW YOU GREET YOUR KING?

>>727527124
Work at home. I take an occasional break every now and then to keep my head clear.

>>727527124
Finished studying for today

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>>727527999

>>727527124
I just came home from work.

Because I quit my job in Texas and moved back home with my parents. Got my tax refund back which will fund my next move. Just searching for jobs until then.

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>>727527999
WITNESSED THE POWER OF SHEKELS

I am

>>727527828
and yet

you'll be late again

>>727528231
Degenerate vagabond. You sound like me. Where next?

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>>727527999
OOOYYY GEVAAALLTT

Because I'm cumming on your girlfriend's face

Because I'm flying to Japan in 3 hours and came to 4chan to beat off one last time before getting on the plane

>>727527124
I work from home and can browse /b/ freely because no one is breathing down my neck.
Come at me, niggers.

Takin a fat shit right now, next class is in like 10 mins I got plenty of time faggot, prove me wrong I dare you

>>727528329
Minnesota most likely. Seems like an alright place to try to get my shit together

>>727528432
Godspeed anon nothing like a pre flight fapsesh

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>>727528477
DOUBLE SCHLOMO GOLDBERGSTEIN

>>727527124
I took the day off

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I'm not allowed near schools. Jk, now touch my bum.

>>727527124
Spring break

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>>727528432
sexpat cant get an american trap

Plumber is coming. I have to let him in. Also work sucks.

>>727527124
I am. Just pooping right now

>>727527124
im depressed hobo drunkard

>>727528527
I feel that. I'm headed to Maine

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>be american
>still listen to radio to find "good music"
>be american
>consider 20mbps as "high speed fibre internet"
>be american
>credit card has no PIN or paywave, still stuck in the 1950s with magnetic strip
>be american
>can't find New York on a map
>be american
>still use analogue tv
>be american
>still use imperial measurements
>be american
>save up for college at age 3
>be american
>pay 20K for cold medication
>be american
>deny global warming
>be american
>take credit for other people's hard work. (the internet, ww2)
>be american
>install metal detectors at school but can't buy textbooks
>be american
>still use guns, pretending it's the wild west
>be american
>pay slavery reparations
>be american
>still use fareinheight
>be american
>MR FUCKING 62%!!!!!!!
>be american
>eh? lo siento! no hablo español señor!
>be american
>employer owns you (insurance, mortgage, healthcare etc)
>be american
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $120 000 in debt and fined $15 000 for possess an illegal six pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot

>>727527124
because its 1:21 AM

coz I'm French and work only 35h a week ahahah

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>>727528737
EST makes the world go round

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING STUPID GOYIM GET BACK BELOW THE REPLACEMENT LINE

>>727527415
There are no girls on /b you fucking shitter

>>727527516
That's how a lot of classes at the higher end work, you really don't have to show up that much, but you also have about 60 hours of work to do on your own time.

>>727528050
Depends on how badly they want to bust my balls.

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>>727527124
other time zone, maybe

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>>727527124

"Winnie the Pooh live action movie coming 2018, goyim, Emma Watson plays a blind titmouse. $1 billion worldwide, we project" - Disney Corp

Because its too early to work, only plebs work early in the morning.

>>727528705
Nice, why there? I heard Portland, Maine is a pretty cool place

Didn't feel like working this week

i go to school online because i threatened to shoot up my school

Cuz its 5 pm in Germany

Recovering from a car accident. I need to find a job. I have state help me.

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>>727528988
God loves EST eights

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Got fired two months ago.

Silver lining, I'm getting interviews from all over the place, I have one later today in fact, and each one pays 10K or 20K more than my last one.

>>727527124
Bullshit interview stuff

>>727527124
Cause it's spring break asshole.

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Because I refuse to empower an infrastructure built on jews. Economic slavery is still slavery, fuck the man fuck the system.

>>727527124
Because its raining. Im in the operators union. I usually dont work in the rain but still get payed

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>>727529389

>>727529389
Translation : im a lazy fucking loser that loves to make excuses

It's my day off

Finished work an hour ago. Beer time

>>727527124
HVAC installer, slow season... haven't worked in three days. Thanks Obama.

I took the day off cause my ex is getting an abortion n im all sad about it

bc i already got over 40 hours in this week

>>727527124
I take half days I don't start school until 10:12 am

>>727527124
Unemployed and joining army, getting my meeting with an advisor sorted.